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alright booktok people heres food for thought vampire eating you out when youre on your period to make you feel better #nsfw
Off Topic, But Every Time I Chitt Something I Pause The Movie And I Think Scorpulous Is Mad About It. He Keeps Mimicking Snapping His Claws Shut Like He's Going To Squish Me. #lol
╰┈➤ˎˊ˗ ╰┈➤ 𝙸 www.ould go to beach day but 𝙸 don't www.ant to get old https:((
I do not have the mental capacity to be dealing with the arrival of another potential child of mine right now, I apologize.
feeling pretty g/)/)d t/) light. i made pe/)ple argue in s/)me/)ne else’s thread, s/)me/)ne i kn/)w tried t/) cull s/)me/)ne else i kn/)w, that /)ne rust bl/)/)d i’ve been checking in /)n is infact alive, and i think this calls f/)r a celebrati/)n! i’m g/)ing t/) rand/)mly text s/)me/)ne i gh/)sted a while ag/) as a treat
if my tentacles were my tentacles in that if i had tentacles shit would be so cash life would be on easy mode i would have that shit on lock like it would be over for all yall they would be shaped like a half completed gear the bevels the the teeth pieces that lock together and stuff and they would squish loudly around dumb fools necks for tryna step to me i would have their bitch asses snapped clean motherfucking in half call that a remix of your lifespan run a studio fade to black straight up cut content your life is lost media hahaha
CȺn y◯u m◯†heeerfucker§ §†◯P †rying †◯ PȺil my Ⱥnce§†◯r #n§fw
Ⱥ† leȺ§† §†◯P ȺȺȺȺ§kiiing ♒︎♒︎MEEE♒︎♒︎ if y◯uuu cȺn PȺiiiil †he m◯†herfucker! #n§fw
way back when i used to smoke cigarettes i thought i looked cool and then some guy told me i look like white michael jackson and i was deeply humbled
I DON'T NEED PAIL. WORK FUCKS ME EVERY NIGHT. #WORKPOSTING. #NSFW. #NSFYWMAYBE. #THEYLETMESAYANYTHING.
oh man i havent said like anything here in a bit now ummmmmmmmm i cant lie i dont got any jokes ready to launch right now just kinda tired sorry funny gal hours on hold til my mind works right again
i feel bad. i'm giving tavvy his glasses back.
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Honestly I can't even really say I'm upset about the shit my moms did cuz it's not like my dad could get pregnant I don't think That said though rip to the other yiffy's and ruby's cuz christ that's some messy shit #suggestive
maube theyr r1ght about the weekly transorn1tal lobotomy th1ng #gore #cw-self-harm transobr1atal transorb1tal ok
HOW OFTEN DO YOU FEEL LIKE YOU'VE "FUMBLED THE BAG"? I THINK THAT'S HOW YOU USE THE TERM. I SEEM TO KEEP PUTTING MY PROVERBIAL FOOT IN MY OWN MOUTH.. IT'S JUST HARD TO NOT GET SO EXCITED ABOUT ALL THESE BIG FISH "BABES" ON THIS SITE..
there is something 8ittersweet in 8eing the yaoi fairy and yet I have no yaoi of my own...my gift is to give, to share, not to enjoy ૮ ◞ ﻌ ◟ ა
i'm ne\/er going to get better. and after what i'\/e done, if the afterlife or the next incarnation i ha\/e is just as bad- i should get used to suffering eternally.
IN LIEU OF A BETTER LIFE-UPDATE CHITT, ESPECIALLY GIVEN THAT MY "LIFE" IS A LOOPING TORMENT NEXUS OF CLOGGED LOAD GAPERS AND MILDEW-ENCRUSTED TILES, I'LL JUST SAY THIS. I STILL HAVEN'T CUT MY HAIR, YET. THERE. ALL YOU SICK, OPINIONATED FUCKS WHO WANT ME TO KEEP IT DON'T HAVE TO MOURN ANYTHING, YET. I'LL SEE HOW I FEEL ABOUT IT IN A FEW WIPES.
i remember when i was good at assassinating rich people :/
maybe its just cause its late and im getting melancholic but damn every pride month just kinda makes me think about when i was a kid n i took a dull ass knife to my hair and just started trying to saw it off and bro found me being a total butt baby during it and he didnt say a word he grabbed some scissors from idek where and fixed the mess id made before spending a good while putting what was left of my hair in locs and like a lot of shitty stuff happened. no denying that i mean fuck i really dont think he felt anything for me and just kinda tolerated me for the most part but for just a day i kinda thought wed be okay and be a normal family and shit i dont know why i looked into it so hard its 3am i shouldnt be thinking about this crap [[ #vent ]]
D--> #Ugh
I'm Not Going To Start Waxing Poetic On The Feed.
CROSS EXAMINATION! why is my corpse annoying & kind of performatively zen
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i am going to be nervous about that for awhile but thats ok!!! im free
1 DON'T W4NT TO D34L W1TH 4N 3V1L T3R3Z1 PYROP3.
i fu(king did it again god damn it
...Sorry to earn your pity, main character from my book.
i'm so self destructive it's not even funny
is it weird the best i've felt lately is from talking about how much i hate myself with someone
i woke up with a headache. #losing
Guys if I ever get too mushy ★bouy "love" you c★n cull me ok★y?
wild that tennis balls can be peeled just like apples
I have been banned from the gym
fun fact 7 days after meeting me john texted me that he was caressing me with his toes thats when i knew we were real ones for life
oKAY, i DON'T EVEN CARE THAT i'M HUMILIATING MYSELF, rIGHT NOW, wE DON'T EVEN GET TO BE, oN THE FIRST PAGE OF THE RESULTS???????? HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/6647B4655D80.JPG HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/36F8D9D1177F.JPG HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/27CFD6EFED34.JPG
they call it a “panic attack” i call it HEIGHTENED CEREBRAL CLARITY
eh im over it. everyone died, it was the end of the world. yeah though, things were finished and i guess some people were allowed to come back.
last time i checked, i died in 2012. but then i came back and havent paid attention since. i think somewhere in the uhh... 2020s? or... futher. im not sure. there was also a time jump to progress civilization somewhere in there.
WOW, 1 4M BOR3D.
Certainly a lot younger than I expected. Enjoy the site. Come back to me when you think you know what's going on.
nevermind it's all over I smashed my 8endcap on a desk I will 8e dying promptly
｢huffhuff...huffhuff... megane-san boycreamed at the same time he won a kyōbai for a tsukey-chan shokushu adobenchā figure... (;つД｀)｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: this post contains #NSFW content! dead featherbeast, don't like, don't read. (´ε ｀ ) kyōbai is another way to say ōkushon, an east alternian way to say the thing you do at a bidding hive! or on the internetto, in megane-san's case, kekeke~ (ФωФ)]
aaaugh.
not mine, not mine, cool it dee.
mixed feelings...
NEVERMIND I RETRACT MY PREVIOUS STATEMENT. i dont want to talk to a single one of you
=oXO pat not pay awawa =oXO
꒰i feel neutral on your reaction to the pity react so i am reacting with all of the reactions꒱
=oXO sorry that was me¡ think of it like um' a pat on the shoulder¡ =oXO