Jade English
@gardenGesellschaft
CEO of skaianet and proud grandmother of one
for april fools im going to make one random egg realize that that their trans using a ~ath codestring :)
im trans and very visible :)
//I love how this website is just an insane fandom circle jerk of weird and incomprehensible bits. When I called this website a peitray dish as aradia I fucking meant it. I'm so here for it
//posting here unironically reminds me of some of my better memories from inside grippy sock land. Everyone here is nuts
//It's so fun seeing all these posts and interacting
//proud member of the internet's first digital psych ward
my lawyers have advised me against posting about the corrupt politicians i had assassinated in a public space :/
companies should be like pirate ships where if the employees dont like the ceo they can elect someone else ceo and assassinate the original one if they so wish my company operates on this policy and it has only meant good things for me :)
agnes tachyon is based on me
Agnes Tachyon is based.
standford pines is based on me :)
i invented hrt and hrt for robots :)
YOU KNOW WH4T? YOUR3 SO R1GHT 1 DONT KNOW WHY 1 D1DNT TH1NK OF TH4T C4N ROBOTS 4LSO B3 TR4NSM4SC?
there are some rumors going around that if you cross a picket line ill "blow your shit clean off" this is only kind of true you will not die :)
funniest version of you i've ever seen. keep going.
updating our workers comp if you don't join the union you get excommunicated now :)
im the most powerful lesbian i can punch holes through walls and do a kickflip
These are the marks of power. Enjoy life, powerful sapphic
Respectfully, eh-hem.
hello miss lalonde if you can handle my elderly charm and you are 30 years old or older ill consider it :)
Ms. English, I’m happy to report I’m in my forties and I can handle anything.
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And to think this exchange started with me challenging your assertion that you were the most powerful lesbian. You have bested me.
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the batterwitch firebombed another factory but i invented window portals for this very reason :) itll be back up and running tomorrow and every employee is getting pto as a reward for doing such a good job with the drill :)
i keep giving all of my money to charity but im making it faster than i can find reputable charities :/
the midnight crew is a reputable charity.
if y0u're trying t0 give away a t0n 0f m0ney i have a tr0llfundme campaign y0u might be interested in. #s0lluxsec0nd
if you kill lord english and the batterwitch i will fund your efforts in doing so :)
they cant put me in a home because if they do ill get bitey
B33 < based on efurrything else ive s33n you say i dont think a home could contain you fur long
Hal turingTested on tumblr.com
i just made a sentient robot based on a panscan of troll bruno mars and he thinks hes the real deal 5 likes and i set him loose in the bronx :)
i corner the market for mad scientist transbian gilfs with mommy issues :)
ive been called many things in my long life but grandma is my favorite one of them all :)
im the inspiration for cave johnson :) im a portal 2 :)
if you call me granny warcrimes ill sue you :( my lawyers said to say this im sorry if its rude
they make fun of you for chasing your own robot bunnies until those same robot bunnies use guerilla tactics
when you spend your entire life fighting an extended war against your own stepmom you tend to go a little nuts.... she tries to assassinate me regularly and if im not ready for it ill just die :/
B33 < ok so the robot bunny punji pit is warranted B33 < my clawndolences fur... the general state of your relationship ig
she killed my dog once when I was a child and I never forgave her
B33 < reasonable thing to hate someowne furever ofur!!! B33 < if she is who i think she is i think im generally in favfur of hating her ass