
Jade English
@gardenGesellschaft
CEO of skaianet and proud grandmother of one :)

im an old woman who can "get it"

i changed my pfp

my current existence deserves a #cw-bodyhorror tag

to get to exist is such a wonderful thing please dont waste it being ashamed of yourself :)

simple things tend to feel more complicated the longer you think about them :/

im technically dead :)

if you wanna get genetic spliced please feel free to ask

im old :)

does anyone have pictures of me from before i was a cybernetically enhanced red smear in the forest of hellmurder island?? i cant find any :/

i remember when i was good at assassinating rich people :/

bad bitch in the streets good girl in the sheets #nsfw

im union strong and ready to eat ass at a moments notice #nsfw

im so rich and awesome :)

my dad has been dead a very long time and i have forgotten hes a homophobe :/

i cant throw it back without throwing out my back :(

inventing a new technology that lets robots be girls who kiss girls :)

queer people in the government

its my brothers birthday and to celebrate im going to hunt him down and hug him.

people are wondering my thoughts on trans men my friend dave strider is a trans man :) my official opinion is that trans men make cool friends sometimes :D

using my infinite power, wisdom, and wealth ive decided to make hrt free the losses are neglageable because it's actually really cheap to produce so im getting a monopoly on hrt and other important life saving medications and then just giving them away for free :)













