Jade English
@gardenGesellschaft
CEO of skaianet and proud grandmother of one
im so rich and awesome :)
my dad has been dead a very long time and i have forgotten hes a homophobe :/
SOMEONE OF US COME FROM A DIFFERENT TIME.. THE ANONYMITY OF THE INTERNET DOES SOMETHING TO PEOPLE. I FEAR I'VE LOST MYSELF TO BEING A BIG CHUDDY "HATER" ON THIS SITE. I APOLOGIZE FOR MY ACTIONS I'LL DO BETTER IN THE FUTURE. I'LL HATE EVEN HARDER <3
fair enough good luck father also im a trans woman and a lesbian :)
i cant throw it back without throwing out my back :(
inventing a new technology that lets robots be girls who kiss girls :)
queer people in the government
@farmstinkButtlass A politically minded sort of post! Definitely fetch worthy. And a noble cause. You also happen to be friends with one such individual. Fetch! To your blog it goes! Rechittable and ready to make lifelong friends with the kindred soul sorts already furnishing your blog or thereabouts. #MyLassie
im always barking this to someone!!! usually to myself, but right now im barking it to my profile with a rechitt because its true :0!!!
its my brothers birthday and to celebrate im going to hunt him down and hug him.
people are wondering my thoughts on trans men my friend dave strider is a trans man :) my official opinion is that trans men make cool friends sometimes :D
using my infinite power, wisdom, and wealth ive decided to make hrt free the losses are neglageable because it's actually really cheap to produce so im getting a monopoly on hrt and other important life saving medications and then just giving them away for free :)
update this has somehow made me even more money yay :D
:33 < does t count? i n33d some testosterone
obviously t counts trans men are cool and awesome :)
:33 < yay thank mew!!!
for april fools im going to make one random egg realize that that their trans using a ~ath codestring :)
im trans and very visible :)
//I love how this website is just an insane fandom circle jerk of weird and incomprehensible bits. When I called this website a peitray dish as aradia I fucking meant it. I'm so here for it
//posting here unironically reminds me of some of my better memories from inside grippy sock land. Everyone here is nuts
//It's so fun seeing all these posts and interacting
//proud member of the internet's first digital psych ward
my lawyers have advised me against posting about the corrupt politicians i had assassinated in a public space :/
yeah thats why i didnt post about the assassinations
woof :)
companies should be like pirate ships where if the employees dont like the ceo they can elect someone else ceo and assassinate the original one if they so wish my company operates on this policy and it has only meant good things for me :)
i love one piece also more should work like that
agnes tachyon is based on me
Agnes Tachyon is based.
standford pines is based on me :)
i invented hrt and hrt for robots :)
sometimes a robot uses she/her
YOU KNOW WH4T? YOUR3 SO R1GHT 1 DONT KNOW WHY 1 D1DNT TH1NK OF TH4T C4N ROBOTS 4LSO B3 TR4NSM4SC?
there are some rumors going around that if you cross a picket line ill "blow your shit clean off" this is only kind of true you will not die :)
funniest version of you i've ever seen. keep going.
yes paradox alternate universe kind of daughter :)
updating our workers comp if you don't join the union you get excommunicated now :)
im the most powerful lesbian i can punch holes through walls and do a kickflip
These are the marks of power. Enjoy life, powerful sapphic
i always am
Respectfully, eh-hem.
hello miss lalonde if you can handle my elderly charm and you are 30 years old or older ill consider it :)
Ms. English, I’m happy to report I’m in my forties and I can handle anything.
were dating now :)
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And to think this exchange started with me challenging your assertion that you were the most powerful lesbian. You have bested me.
i will warn you i get bitey :)
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the batterwitch firebombed another factory but i invented window portals for this very reason :) itll be back up and running tomorrow and every employee is getting pto as a reward for doing such a good job with the drill :)