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technically dead is the best kind ꙮf dead. slay queen. - The Mystical Potion Seller Guy Man
I'm feeling the same amount of spiritual exasperation as before, just less urgently. And... Well, I had fun. I wasn't drinking alone.
man future green day rocks
you just mad im full of joy whimsy and several days worth of alcohol that could kill someone drinking for the first time
i gotta wonder if anyone ever sees my posts and goes oh my goodness. its the dave guy. oh man im so happy to see her posts. probably not though
thanks miss english
.... get back to me on that
oh great so now im like a spider-man villain
teeheheheheh
okay not funny at all seriously whatd you do
well yknow how it is dontcha miss english
w when
youre fine to me wonk
youre just finely aged girl dont worry
...you what?
sup
oh hey jade whats up
dO I GeT GeT ChAnGeD BaCk aT ThE FuCkIn eNd oR?
Noted.
lIkE CuRiOuS WiTh wHaT TbH?
A Gentle Note: Flowers Do Not Possess The Ability To Hold Conversations Just A Reminder For Silly Little Girls
ty!!!!!! :)
Hmm.
Sometimes! It gives me a good adrenaline boost and i kind of need that boost right now so!
For the record, he told me to post this ridiculous statement. I indulged him despite the fact that I personally would never say something so stupid. Not this version of myself at least.
so continue on as usual you fucking got it #substance
oh hell fucking yes time to get my composer on #substance
I know. - Dr. Rose Lalonde-Maryam, Ph.D
hell yeah itll mean a lot when i win a golden raspberry award for the music #substance
Hypothesis: If I post a picture of my work boots, then people will reply with extreme levels of paraphilic lust. Modified Hypothesis: If I even SUGGEST that I will do so, then people will reply pleading me to do so. #nsfwe #nsfw - Dr. Rose Lalonde-Maryam, Ph.D
sbahj the musical coming soon if i dont fuck up #substance
Tolerance is the beginning of all silliness. I am proud of you my daughter
Please tell your other dad to stop hating the gays
SOMEONE OF US COME FROM A DIFFERENT TIME.. THE ANONYMITY OF THE INTERNET DOES SOMETHING TO PEOPLE. I FEAR I'VE LOST MYSELF TO BEING A BIG CHUDDY "HATER" ON THIS SITE. I APOLOGIZE FOR MY ACTIONS I'LL DO BETTER IN THE FUTURE. I'LL HATE EVEN HARDER <3
BE THE CHANGE YOU WANT TO SEE IN THIS WORLD. FIND SOMEONE TO HATE AND JUST HATE THEM TILL YOUR DYING BREATH. YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE. #CARPEDIEM
im always barking this to someone!!! usually to myself, but right now im barking it to my profile with a rechitt because its true :0!!!
@farmstinkButtlass A politically minded sort of post! Definitely fetch worthy. And a noble cause. You also happen to be friends with one such individual. Fetch! To your blog it goes! Rechittable and ready to make lifelong friends with the kindred soul sorts already furnishing your blog or thereabouts. #MyLassie
∻Real shit.∻
Granny please not now!!
Zoot wee mama were reaching cloud nine on the ol granstrand!
No one pulls a boof like my granny ive always said this.
Oh yes the national holiday. I of course will be indulging in the very best the green house can provide so if youre ever feeling down and out hop on your portalizer and follow my yellow brick road to salvia-tion (get it?)! That skaia strain will have you seeing rainbows lickety split. Faster than you can say roy g biv! #substances
∻Freaky. I like it.∻
[|87 :: We love v;olence and we hate corporat;ons. Th;s s;te ;s f;lled w;th pred;ctable creatures.
What it says on the tin granny!!
I just stood on one of janes calves with my WHOLE BODY WEIGHT and she didnt so much as flinch. My bro dirk watched from over yonder of course redder than a glass of beet juice but he always likes to watch the two of us frolick and get on each other.
I dont really like this quiz haha. #nsfw https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/52f41b7d4e1f.jpg
oops!! sorry i thought it was puppy related D:
some of you people are not cut out for being dogs
:33 < yay thank mew!!!
:33 < Hello chittr!!! I am unsure what to put here, but this is @beforianTimes 's pawsonal account! F33l fr33 to chat with me casually here as much as you like, I'll be using it to reply to chitts i find interesting, and purrhaps i'll post a saucy thing or two here as well! DISCLAIMER: My thoughts and f33lings do NOT represent The Beforian Times what so evfurr.
funniest version of you i've ever seen. keep going.
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