call me lassie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D :D :D :D
@farmstinkButtlass
hi everyone! im jade!!! you probably already knew that.... :9 anyway! i like to draw and i like dogs and #pumpkinpiepals so dont be a stranger! also im not a girl or a boy so dont call me that please!
my first pinned post!!!! it doesnt say anything yet because im busy doing stuff right now, but if it did saying something. it would probably be something about how my friends call me #mylassie and thats how they share stuff with me that i like, so put #mylassie on posts for me please!!!! thats what a pinned post would have
official!! announcement!!!! from me! lassie!!!!! im all done with baths forever! forever!!!!!!! "youre going to smell bad, youre going to smell like wet dog, what about the other jades?" okay well, how about you manage a double coat with all the fixings!!!!! getting baths is so much work! and everyone hates doing it for me because i cant reach all the important parts unless i use space powers!!!!!!!!!!!!! so there!!! bring a gas mask!!!!! see if i care!!!!! ill roll in snow and walk through your house if you complain about it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #threat!!!! #nobaths #dogbathsareforthedogweak #hygiene
i just made this edit tyvm.
well dave did something similar and it is getting a little old! the radiation is a nice touch however
honestly??? im not actually sure. they moved really fast and i ended up in a weirdly big hole in the ground for like an hour because the instincts kicked in. meaning. i dug down instead of up for a while..... D: super awkward!!!!
i'd have made the barkbeast white tw0 but then it's to0 close tw0 your actual lusus and it gets c0nfusing and fuck it, bigass glasses instead.
if en0ugh of them get t0gether they might've pulled some time bullshit as well idk. g0ing two take s0me doing t0 get them two drag y0u to a car wash 0r something. seri0usly though what the fuck d0 you mean y0u can't reach parts of y0urself without spacing it?
im really big around!!! im wide!!! with thick chunky arms and back fat and all the stuff that makes it hard to reach!!!! reaching through spacetime sometimes mitigates this but im also extremely ticklish in those spots and its just a bad time??? okay???????? #suggestive
i've seen w0men wider than you'd believe harley. every weekly p0st i've ever made was some0ne i actually met. there's ways and means! or just hire 0ut ig.
huh......... ive been relying on the good will of my friends but maybe i should hire out..... surely there is some dude out there who would be willing to be the sokka to my appa......
every pr0blem's got a s0lution and it's usually m0ney and or perverts. i'd kn0w well given my enterprises.
It do be like that sometimes.
ex fucking scoots me off a cliff bad dog bad hold up 📰...🗞️ bad put that strider down hell you mean pocket all day bitch i got places to be bitches to do things to be bitches to place also directly on my face i cant do that jingling around like some jiggly ass labubu butt toy fuck that noise come off it will you
ive literally never done a thing in my life to you generic user ok wait there was that one time and then that other and ohoh man i still remember counting the stitches in the er this one time i have done a modest number of things to you in particular rose(s) but how is this like even remotely proportionate
You have to face it, David. Your cool and cute coupons are running thin by now.
john i swear to fuck im about to yank you up by the goofy ass ears like a rabbit out of the hat no tricks for this beta kid youre a grown ass man and im gonna punt you like one hop on by zippy damn skippy
nuh uh no expiration date i checked
Maybe no expiration date, but definitely a cap in uses.
roan i thought we were tight come on think about it im so cool with you arent i
no cap straight up no cap no es falso no fakies no breakies only print reprint and remakies these shits rewind and save me from a bind bookin coupons like hotel rooms for hookers turn n look my way strider talkin bout all lookers cute and cool master rank ribbon recipient like your insults them shits are incipient learned me that word from a rose up top
Fire bars and kissassery isn't going to get you out of this one, my dear.
Well, I wouldn't exactly say that.
@(。・0・)@ !!!! @(。・0・)@ KONGAR COULD HAVE EASILY TAKEN YOU TO THE MOON IF YOU WANTED!!! CLIMBED...TALLEST BUILING EVER...WITHOUT EVER LETTING GO OF LASSIE. WOULD BE OUR ADVENTURE. TOGETHER. JUST THE TWO OF US. AND NO METAL WINGED BIRD WOULD BE PESTY ENOUGH TO KEEP US FROM MAKING IT TO THE MOON. TOGETHER. AS FRIENDS. ⋆°•☁︎ ⋆⁺₊⋆ ☾🌙☽⋆⁺₊⋆ ᯓ ✈︎ ᕦ🏢@( o･ｪ･o)@╯⊹ 🐾(˘▾˘)🐾 🛩️ 🏢 ~🛩️ (^ KONGAR) (^ LASSIE) 🏢 🏢 🏢 .𖥔 ݁ ˖ .𖥔 ݁ ˖ .𖥔 ݁ ˖ 🏢 🏢 ☁︎‧₊˚ ☁︎‧₊˚ ☁︎‧₊˚ 🏢☁︎‧₊˚ ☁︎‧₊˚ ☁︎‧₊˚ 🏢 🏢 🏢 ⋆°•☁︎ ⋆°•☁︎ ⋆°•☁︎ ⋆°•☁︎ ⋆°•☁︎ 🏢 🏢 🏢⋆.ೃ࿔☁️ ݁ ˖*༄ ⋆.ೃ࿔☁️ ݁ ˖*༄ ⋆.ೃ࿔☁️ ݁ ˖*༄ ⋆.ೃ࿔☁️ ݁ ˖*༄ 🏢 🏢 🏢 🏢 🏢 🏢 🏢 🏢 🏢 𖨆 🏢 🏢 🏢 🏢/┆\🚧🏢🏢 𖨆 🏢🏢🏢🏗️📐🏛️🕌⛪️🏢 ⛙ 🚦🚦🚦 𐦂𖨆𐀪𖠋
☆⌒@(。・~ X)@? HAVING A BAD DAY? KONGAR. HAS AN IDEA. 📀╮@(o･ｪ･o)@╭📀 THREE BIG BOOMS. FROM KONGAR. TO YOU. ♫ @(o･ｪ･o)@ BOOM!!!! ♪ \📀📀/ 📀╮@(o･ｪ･o)@╭📀 ... ♫ @(o･ｪ･o)@ BOOM BOOM!!!! ♪ \📀📀/ 📀╮@(o･ｪ･o)@╭📀 ... ♫ @(o･ｪ･o)@ BOOM BOOM BOOM!!!!!!!!!!!! ♪ \📀📀/ @(。・0・)@ KONGAR HOPES...THIS MAKES YOU. HAVE A LESS BAD ONE.
awwww!!! thank you so much kongar?!!!! :D :D :D my day wasnt bad but this totally made me feel like im on top of the moon......
@(。・0・)@ !!!! @(。・0・)@ KONGAR COULD HAVE EASILY TAKEN YOU TO THE MOON IF YOU WANTED!!! CLIMBED...TALLEST BUILING EVER...WITHOUT EVER LETTING GO OF LASSIE. WOULD BE OUR ADVENTURE. TOGETHER. JUST THE TWO OF US. AND NO METAL WINGED BIRD WOULD BE PESTY ENOUGH TO KEEP US FROM MAKING IT TO THE MOON. TOGETHER. AS FRIENDS. ⋆°•☁︎ ⋆⁺₊⋆ ☾🌙☽⋆⁺₊⋆ ᯓ ✈︎ ᕦ🏢@( o･ｪ･o)@╯⊹ 🐾(˘▾˘)🐾 🛩️ 🏢 ~🛩️ (^ KONGAR) (^ LASSIE) 🏢 🏢 🏢 .𖥔 ݁ ˖ .𖥔 ݁ ˖ .𖥔 ݁ ˖ 🏢 🏢 ☁︎‧₊˚ ☁︎‧₊˚ ☁︎‧₊˚ 🏢☁︎‧₊˚ ☁︎‧₊˚ ☁︎‧₊˚ 🏢 🏢 🏢 ⋆°•☁︎ ⋆°•☁︎ ⋆°•☁︎ ⋆°•☁︎ ⋆°•☁︎ 🏢 🏢 🏢⋆.ೃ࿔☁️ ݁ ˖*༄ ⋆.ೃ࿔☁️ ݁ ˖*༄ ⋆.ೃ࿔☁️ ݁ ˖*༄ ⋆.ೃ࿔☁️ ݁ ˖*༄ 🏢 🏢 🏢 🏢 🏢 🏢 🏢 🏢 🏢 𖨆 🏢 🏢 🏢 🏢/┆\🚧🏢🏢 𖨆 🏢🏢🏢🏗️📐🏛️🕌⛪️🏢 ⛙ 🚦🚦🚦 𐦂𖨆𐀪𖠋
oh my gosh!!! oh my gosh!!!!!!!!!! this is. the cutest freaking thing i have ever looked at with my eyes!!! kongar!!!!!!! lets be best friends! youre officially invited to join my #pumpkinpiepals....... if you want! :D :9 :D :9 thats me licking your face because im just so happy
i'm a good dog with no emotional baggage :)
im always barking this!!!!!!!!
you get me!
yes!!!!! i so do!!!!! can i rechitt this to all my #pumpkinpiepals????
yes you can always!!!
ughh. :( :( :( i literally took a doggy bath yesterday. but im all stinky again!!!! it is way too hot around here............ im going to apostate......
no.......we cannot be divided along scented jades vs. stinky jades!!! we are all good dogs.....
what are you even talking about you literally smell like a dog
you know what!!!!! ive had it!!!!!!!!! im making a post about this!!!!!!!
make it two the only more surefire way to get striderian support besides inconveniencing a jade is inconveniencing a completely different jade
but people say i smell like flowers... cries
you mean like the wet dog plant https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Illicium_floridanum https://www.gardenweb.com/discussions/2029183/wet-dog-plant-illicium-floridanum-
cries louder your tears fuel my laughter dork
really into mozzarella sticks right now
⚇ Dude. ⚇ You're speaking into my fucking blood pusher right now. ⚇ Singin' right at my soul. ⚇
bluh!!!!!!!! bluh bluh bluh. bluh!!!!!!!!! i fell asleep with my dang mouth open and when i woke up...... there was a really big #insect on my tongue which would usually be fine but!!! but!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! my stupid doggy brain kicked in before my people brain!!! i swallowed it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and it was so yucky!!!! it tasted so freaking bad!!!!!
you might think that a funny dog like me prefers to watch...... i dont know, videos about pet grooming or big sticks but actually!!! i like watching people strip a bunch of old paint off of weird furniture. the more nooks and crannies the better!!!! i guess that is still kind of related to big sticks actually..... hmmmmmm.......
i am making!!!!!!! an announcement!!!!! just a small one basically in honor of all the bazillions of jades on this website im going to change my name so that some other jade can be *the* jade and. ill be *that* jade who has a different name!!! but is still technically jade because thats my name still!!! just so that nobody gets confused seeing my name shift over okay??? okay. :D :D :D :D
i remember watching the movie cursed on halloween and when it got to this scene: i was dying laughing!!! such a good movie.
oh my gosh!!!!! where did you find this actual gif of me????! XD im just kidding. but seriously! this is so funny!!!! im going to bark this to everyone that i know. youre so cool jade!! :D
haha!! hehe!! thank you jade! im glad you like this gif!! its one of my favorites :3
i did should have said something fart rising had me mad tilted for a hot minute but i kept a tight lip about it to keep the peace with @farmstinkButtlass sorry flute rising ahah dick joke fort niting fuck what was it for knitting form knighting foo fighting wait i got it i have no goddamn clue
Pit sniffing. #nsfw #yup
gasp!!!!! barking about this one!!!
:33< agr33!
this is like. the oldest reply ever but ummmm....... noooo silly!!!! :P it obviously comes from my lass butt???? read the handle closer next time! jeez!! XP XP XP
her butt must be telescopic the way it extends over my length #dsflow #nsfw
I feel like I should be writing these down.
barking this one to all my friends!!!!
her writing is this fire???? :D
you could even say..I got that dawg in me
real of you lol dog it up
ah shit ah fuck i warned y0u @farmstinkButtlass goddammit get back here!
auuugh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! auuuughhhhh!!!!!!!! i fell asleep and all i got were these smug tiny babebots ferrying me across time and spaaaaace!!!!!!! XD
d0n't you have a r0bot? g0 get it two d0 something!
hey shut up heh take that punkass lil man
ummmmmmmmmm shes in the shop and im getting too far away to hear you so all complaints are totally uuuuuusseleeeeeesssssssss!!!!!!!!!!! XD XD
dont worry lassie stridaddys coming wait fuck ew god ew ew ew ew jade never let me say that again ugh my mouth was open i felt that and said that when my mouth was open please let me give you a tonguebath after this i gotta get the taste out of my poor sensitive mouth palette
y0u're to0 stupid two av0id this bot and y0u're trying two take 0n mine? solving this f0r you.
i'd get th0se answers fast.
i kn0w foll0wing errant ideas helps stave off the r0t and all but i can't help but immediately think this was a bad idea.
why are they all so freaking smug??????? these tiny bots have too much glee!! its nervewracking!!!! its activating my prey drive!!!!!! i would chase these little things down like i was the only dog in squirrel heaven!!!!
i w0uldn't recommend it. i d0n't think the blo0dlust inherent two all aab0ts went away. i think they know they just l0ok cuter d0ing it now.
wait wait wait is this like a twenty squirrels against emrakul situation???????? i need to check something actually please hold while i paw @flightyBroad for help!!
i'd get th0se answers fast.
I am only partially joking when I say Aradiabots ===> [S] Make Her Spay Invocations aside...those mechanized trolls have enough metal mettle between the lot of them to lift an entire sollux. They would almost certainly, to put it as Dave just did moments ago, "beat your dick off and not in an ironic kinda sexy way like damn shawty got short shafted and then some holy fuck oh god oh why the puppanity". While my assessment is less...crude...I am inclined to agree. #Body+Horror #BodyHorror #NSFWE
lol yeah i said all this
wait what the fuck no didnt rose what the hell
auuughhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!! D: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DX !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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✐ᝰ It's always gold actually! Because, well lets just say... ᝰᝰ
i thought talking tw0 other mes w0uld cause some fricti0n but you actually post peak every time. keep it up g0at.