jade harley!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D :D :D :D
@farmstinkButtlass
hi everyone! im jade!!! you probably already knew that because you have eyes!!!! or can otherwise read my name... :9 anyway! i like to draw and i like dogs and #pumpkinpiepals so dont be a stranger!
my first pinned post!!!! it doesnt say anything yet because im busy doing stuff right now, but if it did saying something. it would probably be something about how my friends call me #mylassie and thats how they share stuff with me that i like, so put #mylassie on posts for me please!!!! thats what a pinned post would have
i remember watching the movie cursed on halloween and when it got to this scene: i was dying laughing!!! such a good movie.
oh my gosh!!!!! where did you find this actual gif of me????! XD im just kidding. but seriously! this is so funny!!!! im going to bark this to everyone that i know. youre so cool jade!! :D
haha!! hehe!! thank you jade! im glad you like this gif!! its one of my favorites :3
i did should have said something fart rising had me mad tilted for a hot minute but i kept a tight lip about it to keep the peace with @farmstinkButtlass sorry flute rising ahah dick joke fort niting fuck what was it for knitting form knighting foo fighting wait i got it i have no goddamn clue
Pit sniffing. #nsfw #yup
gasp!!!!! barking about this one!!!
:33< agr33!
her butt must be telescopic the way it extends over my length #dsflow #nsfw
I feel like I should be writing these down.
barking this one to all my friends!!!!
her writing is this fire???? :D
you could even say..I got that dawg in me
real of you lol dog it up
ah shit ah fuck i warned y0u @farmstinkButtlass goddammit get back here!
auuugh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! auuuughhhhh!!!!!!!! i fell asleep and all i got were these smug tiny babebots ferrying me across time and spaaaaace!!!!!!! XD
d0n't you have a r0bot? g0 get it two d0 something!
ummmmmmmmmm shes in the shop and im getting too far away to hear you so all complaints are totally uuuuuusseleeeeeesssssssss!!!!!!!!!!! XD XD
dont worry lassie stridaddys coming wait fuck ew god ew ew ew ew jade never let me say that again ugh my mouth was open i felt that and said that when my mouth was open please let me give you a tonguebath after this i gotta get the taste out of my poor sensitive mouth palette
y0u're to0 stupid two av0id this bot and y0u're trying two take 0n mine? solving this f0r you.
i'd get th0se answers fast.
i kn0w foll0wing errant ideas helps stave off the r0t and all but i can't help but immediately think this was a bad idea.
why are they all so freaking smug??????? these tiny bots have too much glee!! its nervewracking!!!! its activating my prey drive!!!!!! i would chase these little things down like i was the only dog in squirrel heaven!!!!
i w0uldn't recommend it. i d0n't think the blo0dlust inherent two all aab0ts went away. i think they know they just l0ok cuter d0ing it now.
wait wait wait is this like a twenty squirrels against emrakul situation???????? i need to check something actually please hold while i paw @flightyBroad for help!!
i'd get th0se answers fast.
I am only partially joking when I say Aradiabots ===> [S] Make Her Spay Invocations aside...those mechanized trolls have enough metal mettle between the lot of them to lift an entire sollux. They would almost certainly, to put it as Dave just did moments ago, "beat your dick off and not in an ironic kinda sexy way like damn shawty got short shafted and then some holy fuck oh god oh why the puppanity". While my assessment is less...crude...I am inclined to agree. #Body+Horror #BodyHorror #NSFWE
wait what the fuck no didnt rose what the hell
auuughhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!! D: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DX !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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✐ᝰ It's always gold actually! Because, well lets just say... ᝰᝰ
i thought talking tw0 other mes w0uld cause some fricti0n but you actually post peak every time. keep it up g0at.
weird that i want to admit this when i dont post much anymore but i feel like the absolute only jade ever without a dick and its making me wonder if its not much of a common occurrence on my part? :o now im wondering what its like! #nsfw
used tw0 be. don't ask me h0w it works.
gosh i thought i was the only one!!!!!!!!!!!! i hear that its nice or whatever but im just not that kinda dog!!!!
im glad im not the only one!!! do you still get weird heat periods too?? those still suck :/ #nsfw
ughhhhhhhh!!!! yes!!!!!!! they are literally the worst because i dont even have the energy to go running around about my feelings!! :T i just have to sit around looking so miserable with my #nsfw butt in the air!! :I :I :I
tr0ll french kissing is for squares. if y0u had any globes the t0ngue wouldn't fit in y0ur mouth at all. #massivemonday #nsfw
im always barking this!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D
careful, we'll end up in a rechitt 0urob0rous.
hehehehe!!! :D is that so bad??? game recognizes the other guy or however the saying goes. something about games i think. anyway!!!! i only rechitt stuff that is completely true or stuff im always barking about so if youre not in the habit of posting truth and facts????? we should be okay!!!
bad news.
i can see the p0inty eared shadow l0oming 0ver me already as i create something really fucking stupid in the 0ld worksh0p.
hellooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!! hiiiii!!!!!!! ive literally been so busy its not even funny and my brain is probably mush from all the unpuppy nonsense that i got up to........ but im back!!!! so im going to do something!!!!!! maybe draw..... maybe do a silly ama........
having the biology of a human and a dog makes for the actual worst most needy and exhausting weeks of my life during heat #suggestive #nsfw
someone just screamed to fart in her face #notquitemyfetish #nsfw #rumbleindapumpkinpatch
dare tw0 milk what others view as unmilkable.
im always barking this!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
lawwlllllll hit chitt tbqch
huge gasp!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! he made it!!!!!!
Who made it???
ummmmmm its kind of hard to explain but my roommate who is also my best friend and sort of the worst guy ever???? you probably dont want to follow him :\
I'm afraid of no one Jade. Expect my wife when she uses my full name.
pffff i guess thats fair!!! hes uhh well you will definitely see him around! unless you block him.... but you could also block the tags that he uses which is basically just blocking him :D
@flightyBroad youre never gonna guess who finally jumped the lazy dog!!! or quick foxed??? or whatever
You jest. Surely. You are joking. He has time sparse enough to bail on the proportionate majority of my every last correspondence to the letter. But suddenly, he is on "soc med"? Hilarious. I've got a word or two to spar with the Strider in question. Utterly unapologetic.
give him heck!!!! >:D he totally deserves it because im pretty sure hes breaking like five of his dumb stupid poopoohead creeds right now
TW: #furry #p9ssi6lefetishizati9n
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