jade harley!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D :D :D :D
@farmstinkButtlass
hi everyone! im jade!!! you probably already knew that because you have eyes!!!! or can otherwise read my name... :9 anyway! i like to draw and i like dogs and #pumpkinpiepals so dont be a stranger!
my first pinned post!!!! it doesnt say anything yet because im busy doing stuff right now, but if it did saying something. it would probably be something about how my friends call me #mylassie and thats how they share stuff with me that i like, so put #mylassie on posts for me please!!!! thats what a pinned post would have
@farmstinkButtlass I AM GOING TO KICK YOuR FARMSTINKY BuTT'S ASS. IN THE ASS. https://i.imgur.com/SwZXBF2.png #CuLTOFTHEDAMNED #CALIBORNGAMING #FuCKTHISPCBuLLSHIT
hehehehehe!!!!!!!!!!!!! yeah, i tooootally sneaked into your game to make it infinitely harder to succeed...... and its working!! >:D
YOu MANIPuLATIVE CuNTMuFFIN. I WILL GOBBLE YOu uP WITH A SERIES OF TASMANIAN DEVIL uTTERANCES. AND OMNIDIRECTIONAL GNASHINGS.
scratching my ears to try and win an argument is a dirty rotten trick that will not be tolerated!!!! it does feel nice though….
Come now, what difference does it make if the argument is won through critical thinking and analytical breakdown of your points or incremental inching down the back of your head and behind each ears with probing persistence? Speaking of, hold that thought, I have an itch to scratch. Not my own, mind.
because it is taking advantage of a physical reaction that thanks to my biology is hard to control and has nothing to do with the argument itself???
Yes, but have you considered. Scritches.
Especially if the argument is of little greater consequence. Though I admit, my own experiences arguing with Jade are limited to @farmstinkButtlass's ambitions to skirt shower days cleanly off the date until it falls off the calendar itself entirely. Far from universal.
scratches are nice but so is victory also i like showers so that sounds like a her problem
guys......................... :( i was having such a great nap and then. :( and then...... :( i farted myself awake!!! it was so loud!! i got scared!!!!!!! now i have to run in circles to get all my freaking freaks out D:
aww. im sorry jade.
this is basically the worst thing to ever happen to me if were not counting that time my gpa died :(
i offer. a virtual hug annd head pat.
wowww...... this does help a lot more than i thought it would. stops running in circles and flops in a big heap with a big puppy oof sound :B
Personal disclosure transpiring and perspiring in the lovely little sweaty abode of our stream on Hyperbeam. Still going strong, shockingly enough. What a thrill. https://i.imgur.com/2ndei5s.png
I have successfully introduced @archiveAddict to one of my first fictional crushes. https://i.imgur.com/a9iBygt.png
WHAT THE FuCK. IS SHE DOING THERE. WITH YOu uNFuN FLOOZIES. HuH.
i um. i definitely get you ._.
For those not aware. There is a stream being hosted and facilitated by the #PumpkinPiePals, thanks to timely assistance from @zoosmellPooplad on Hyperbeam. Should you have a free Saturday, it would not be overly cumbersome to accommodate any of you who wish to join us. Partake in dread communion with the fraught horrors and unimaginable terrors inherent...to bonding as a community. https://hyperbeam.com/app/room/_p3WmB4ASZGhOiewVgACmA https://hyperbeam.com/i/yvANuHrq https://i.imgur.com/J0jAB88.png #PumpkinPiePals #WitchChittr #Horrorcore #Kirby
they/them bulge would heal me #nsfw
im always barking this!!!!!!!!
sad puppy whines........ everyone...... the worst thing ever just happened. i got my freaking #period and everything sucks!!!! like so much sucking is happening right now!!!!!!!!!! who knew gods even still dealt with this stuff?!?!!!!
or any movies specifically of course, hehe.
hmmmmm............. im not really good at deciding stuff to look at.... because i just like looking at the colors or pawing at the screen?? but id be happy to try an anime or cartoons with you! unless they have scooby doo :D i love scooby doo :D :D :D
i could suggest some cartoon, anime, show, and movie ideas if you want! otherwise we could totally watch any scooby doo you want! :)
the original scooby doo show and the whats new scooby doo were the best and nobody can change my mind ever!! but i really do want you to have a good time too, so. tell me what youd like to see! maybe theres a middle ground! :D
Tsk, tsk, tsk, #PumpkinPiePal. My ears doth ring. You really ought to make use of our invocations more often and more directly.
If my vote is to be considered. I love cartoon dogs.
ohhhh nooooo i forgot!!!!! listen. :( im sick right now.....
we are still in the planning phase! once it was time i would certainly ping all of our #pumpkinpiepals!
let's do what's new scooby doo, that sounds great! :D do you have a particular episode or season in mind or should we just start from season 1 episode 1?
starting from the start is always the best place to start!! hehe :B
huh??? what?????? are we talking about smells??????? i love smells a lot even the bad ones oh my gosh oh my gosh!!!! i can tell what you smell like if you want?? since i can sniff across paradox space or whatever? :D
sniiiiiff sniff sniff sniff snifffffff!!! achoo!!!!! hey! you smell like chocolate you jerk! and also?? sniff sniff........ hmm.... you also smell like a pair of sweaty socks that havent been changed in a couple days, worn in brand new shoes?? whats that about????? :? the shampoo is really nice though so overall a good smell!
hehe. it is dog-safe chocolate, i promise! that all sounds completely correct, i'm impressed jade! here is the post i made earlier with some extra details. https://chittr.ing/profile/zoosmellPooplad/8f5f5be1-0d85-40dd-a00b-44805be3e1f6
phew!!!! you really had me going for a second there...... but this all looks right! i think the rose milk muddied up my senses because i completely missed the pizza!! now that i know its there im soooo hungryyyyy :E drooling!!
i'm so happy you like my smell jade! i would love to sniff and lick every inch and crevice of each other and rose once we all meet up for our party. including smelling and taste testing all the food i'm bringing with me, like my meat and donut and all!
i might make a similar post if you dont mind jade! i would also appreciate being sniffed if you dont mind :o
youre totally welcome to do that vice jade!!!! :) let me get my sniffer going...... sniff sniff sniff snifffffffff snorf?!! you smell like..... cosmic glitter and worn out linen and tv screen buzz!! also a little but of doggy but thats just normal for us jades :D would sniff again!
huh....very interesting! im glad youd sniff me again hehe
Can i get one too?
sniiiiiiiiiff sniff sniff........... hey!! heyyy!!! you smell like me?? but also you smell like licorice and well used crocs. doggy shampoo!!!? :D a totally not biased smell, would sniff again :B
:33< thank mew i drew it myself heres the fur picture if mew care :33< https://i.imgur.com/3IBinNF.png
wwaaauuughhhhhhh....... @flightyBroad!!!!!!!!! you have spammed my notifications with love and attention and sweet nice things for the last freaking time!!!!! youre getting got! seriously! im getting you!!!!!! #nsfw #nude #furry #furryartist https://i.imgur.com/bULhrlU.png — https://i.imgur.com/H0NbLhd.png
DO NOT FuCKING TOuCH ME.
I AM THE SPECIALEST BOY. THROuGHOuT ALL OF TIME. I WILL NOT BE THWARTED. BY THE LIKES. OF A LuMBERING JACKASS. I HAVE A GuN. AND I AM NOT AFRAID TO uSE IT. AS AN IMPROVISATIONAL. MELEE WEAPON. IF YOu KEEP NEARING.
honestly jade i think he would rather see you use both hands to play with rose rather than use one hand to play with him. he is kind of weird like that, more of a watching guy than a participating guy.
oh! ohhhhh!!!!! :0 i get it now!!! okay okay okay you can stick around, little bald guy. but you have to be nice and keep your bullets inside your gun because they kind of sting bouncing off my magical god fur!
i just never felt the need to i guess! it felt mean or even dangerous... but i have started thinking of and liking the idea of being huge and giving someone a REALLY nice hug or even this whole wonderful world i live in <3
mean??? dangerous?????? youre so silly about this stuff vice jade. youre literally a god with space powers! you can do anything!!! obviously youll be careful but you can still live a little you know?????????
youre so right jade!!!! i was just convincing myself not to do it and worrying over nothing! but now i would like to try it sometime!
hooray!!!!!!! im glad that youre motivated to give this stuff a try now :D :D :D
squeezing with all my might!!!!!!!!!! but she keeps giggling and making squeaky happy noises!!! gosh darn it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! >:B
jeez...... i have like a million bazillion notifications?? i hope nothing bad has happened while i was drawing :( oh well! anyway!!!!! here is @zoosmellPooplad's request for intimate stuffs!!! its also an invitation to come over and do this whenever!! :D :D :D #nsfw #nude #furry #furryartist https://i.imgur.com/5CE8IDe.png
you are sooooo lucky that i dont have the tickliest tummy because my stress response is biting!!! sometimes eating!!!!!!!!!
DID I ASK FOR A HuGE SMELLY HuG. YOu RANCID FuCKING CuNT.
YES PLEASE.
bestestness idea ever today!! and its barely even the start of the day for me basically!? yes yes yes a million times yes. my tail is wagging so hard!!
yayyyyy and rosie agreed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oh no. How ever could such a crisis be averted. If only I intended to. Such a tragedy could have been so preventable.
I beg your pardon. I've agreed to nothing of the sort.
fuck yeah!!! one more thing to add to the activity list for our party.
oh no, you ABSOLUTELY agreed. you said it sounds terrific and that it would bring us together!
hehehehehehehehe.... awwwwwww i knew youd need a little bit of fluffy puppylove little guy!!! come here ive got sooo much hug to give :B
one taaaaaall order meat monster for @lazyMerrymaker! i put some veggies on it because john would probably demand it...... i hope it still looks really good!????? https://i.imgur.com/bFcylsn.png
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My mouth is physically salivating at the mere sight of this. Uncontrollably.
all done!! im going to post it up in juuuust a moment!!!! stay. tuned. for pumpkin pie pawsomeness............. >:B
:0!!!!!! wowwww!! which one is your favorite one??!
j33z 1 dunn0 1tz k1nda a t13 b3tw33n h0wlz m0v1n caztl3 and p0rc0 r0zz0
i love porco rosso so so sooooo much but my favorite is castle in the sky!!! because sheeta reminds me of me a little bit? is that selfish?? whatever shes awesome!!
nah 1 d0nt th1nk 1tz z3lf1zh caztl3 1n th3 zky 1z gr3at t00 th0 man n0w ur juzt mak1n m3 wanna r3watch th0z3 m0v13z aga1n cuz 1m ztart1n t0 f0rg3t z0m3 0f th3 c0r3 th3m3z 0f z0m3 0f th3m
any excuse is a good excuse to watch and rewatch and rerewatch and rerererererewatch some of the yummiest movies ever!!!!! thats just a fact
w3ll fr1gg1n za1d gurl! B] m1ght ztart 0ff w1th l1k3 p0ny0 0r t0t0r0
doggy kisses for @gardenGamma!!!!!!!! this one is really fun because we dont look like each other at all!! so many jades.... so many ways to be jade.... #requests #nsfw #nude #furry #furryartist https://i.imgur.com/qppANAX.png
that means the whole universe to me!!! i will keep drawing just because you believe in me!! :D :P :D :P thats me licking your face in puppy joy
backs up and puts my front paws down so i can shake my tail in a play position just so you know that im really friendly!!!!!!
<<"i-i'll make sure to take a look then >//<">>
i love barking! 0w0
how do you feel about howling and pawing and getting chased by a really happy dog????????
It delights me endlessly the way you are so happy you cannot keep your tongue from lolling out. There will forever be an upper echelon of adorableness unattainable to most. That is where you shall be. Ever eternally entrapped. A veritable Yog Sothoth, the most vital thread of fate in the Dark Tapestry. Outside the conventional universe, time, and space. If one were to peep beyond the final keyhole before the Ultimate Gate...they would likely see you. Changing. From nothing. Into just as plentifully underabundant nothing. But the sight of which would be everything to a lonely soul.
aww.... the idea of some lonely soul being lost in the endless reaches of paradox space without any hugs or attention or puppy snuggles is probably the saddest thing ever......... but thats okay because i will be there. to hug them back to happiness!!!!!
Your hug is summarily accepted. It will be locked beyond the vault of my arms intertwined with yours forevermore. Beware.
awoooooooo!!!! i am wary and im so happy to make you feel better rosie! :D
okay i drew lisa for @dogwoodJackal but i made her a kitty!!! she probably gets distracted by her pearl necklace and baps at it when shes bored...... i totally get it #requests #furry #furryartist https://i.imgur.com/JvaTk04.png
:33 < oh my gosh!!! mewr furry art is so cute!!
this is the best day of my fucking life?? ;-; man it's so embarrassing when my actual mom draws my simpsons shit, so it's cool there's a version out here i CAN ask!
thank mew!! hehehe :B i love drawing furry stuff its basically the best hobby ever
:33 < well!!! they pawre lovely and i like s33ing them :))
gosh i bet its really weird to have a jade for a mom..... does she chase her tail to get tired enough for bed like me??? pfff hehehe. im laughing just thinking about it..... anyway it was really fun to draw this for you! thanks for asking!!!!! :D
lol not that specifically, she has sleep meds for that, but she does do dog stuff sometimes! its fun! 8J
It will forever obliterate me the utterly inescapable allure of the warped and fascinating lens through which you view the world. I long for the Springfield you see. Where Homer's drunken antics are met with slurred mewling and paw swipes, where Bart decries a resoundingly defiant "eat my stripes", and Lisa is the smartest cat in the entire world.
youre right..... i think all tv shows would be a hundred times more pawsome if they had more paws on the steering wheel :D
Yet even still, there is an undeniable charm in the way you furnish their addition with such inspired intensity. I should hate to strangle your muse in pursuit of the vision that would die with her last breath. Ordinary Simpsons has its purpose. Your vision augments and enhances it.
hehehe...... meat posting!!!! this was a lot of fun to draw but i forgot the nipples........ oh well!! :B #nsfw #nude #meat #furry #furryartist https://i.imgur.com/LzC9kAH.png
<<"i-i do... t-thank you for posting it,">>
In your defense, the perfunctorily vestigial structure of nipples hardly needs to be rendered in full likeness to be superimposed by the imaginative sort. Something to the effect of "leaving them wanting more?"
you are the smartestnest rosie i know, which is really saying something because there are amazing roses all over this place??! youre so nice and im so glad you like my art still :B
i wish i had a built in tracker chip in my brain tht when ever i start feeling sad and lonely it would send out an emergency ping and summon my boyfriends to my exact location immediately
i have basically that except the chip is my empress and instead of summoning her she just makes me not feel that way anymore <333
thats really nice of her! taking all the sad away from a dog is probably the best thing in the whole world...... wooowww...... :0
oh my god finally a jade who gets it??? sooo many of us just decide i must secretly be miserable, it is nice to see a jade who is not all judgy!!
pshhhhhhhhhhhhh whatever!!!! if you were secretly miserable or whatever, you would probably find some way to tell everyone anyway!! why assume when youre probably having loads of fun being evil???
awww..... thank you evil jade!! youre my favorite evil guy so were even steven :B
[I could arrange a collar of sorts that has that function as Jade mentioned, it wouldn't take much...]
u hav my attention
ofc ofc cant forget the branding
yyaaawwwwwn!!!!! good afternoon to everyone!! i hope that youre all feeling really nice today and that all your friends are super duper friendly for no reason besides liking you :B im going to be drawing today so if you guys have any requests?????? my ears are perked!!!
draw....... a simpson
go crazy! do like an AU bart or something whatever you feel like!!
can you draw us rubbing our noses together in a doggy sort of way? :B
1 kn0w th1z 1z lat3 af but h0w ab0ut a r3ally n1c3 burg3r?
oooohhhh yes yes yes yes!!!! do you want a really meaty burger or a :X veggie one........
m3aty af man 1 want that zh1t dr1pp1n w1th zauc3 n a h3althy am0unt 0f gr3az3
aaaaall done!!! i hope you like it, ive never had a burger with sauce so i dont really know how it drips??
Mmhm. ..Well, you're lucky tolight's been decent. I'll begrudgingly jive.
do you ever get so happy about something that you just have to dance dance dance????????! its the best feeling in the world, especially when youre listening to music from your friends or just after eating or maybe after playing fetch??? i drew this after my #danceparty since i was still really really reeeeally happy :B #nude #nsfw #furry #furryartist #pawposting https://i.imgur.com/0JwuA0U.png
૮₍⑅´꒳`₎ა wahoo! yay⁀yippie! i⁀ha(V)en't⁀danced⁀much, it⁀looks⁀bun! it⁀is⁀like⁀running⁀around⁀except⁀in⁀place⁀and⁀slightly⁀more⁀stylish!
Christ, you're cheery. Do humies tend to be like this? Either or, I'm not getting down, sorry. Not in my M.O. to jive, find someone else.
hell yes jade! never stop dancing! :D
omg!!! you're a great artist jade :D
thats okay!!!! ill just dance for you if thats alright because im still feeling pretty great
never ever!!!! uhh...... wait wait wait i think i pulled something! awoooooooochiee!!!!!
because its as good an excuse as any to be jigging and jazzing and juicing this joy for all the dance i can get out of it!!!!!!!
Mmhm. ..Well, you're lucky tolight's been decent. I'll begrudgingly jive.