official!! announcement!!!! from me! lassie!!!!! im all done with baths forever! forever!!!!!!! "youre going to smell bad, youre going to smell like wet dog, what about the other jades?" okay well, how about you manage a double coat with all the fixings!!!!! getting baths is so much work! and everyone hates doing it for me because i cant reach all the important parts unless i use space powers!!!!!!!!!!!!! so there!!! bring a gas mask!!!!! see if i care!!!!! ill roll in snow and walk through your house if you complain about it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #threat!!!! #nobaths #dogbathsareforthedogweak #hygiene
i just made this edit tyvm.
well dave did something similar and it is getting a little old! the radiation is a nice touch however
honestly??? im not actually sure. they moved really fast and i ended up in a weirdly big hole in the ground for like an hour because the instincts kicked in. meaning. i dug down instead of up for a while..... D: super awkward!!!!
i'd have made the barkbeast white tw0 but then it's to0 close tw0 your actual lusus and it gets c0nfusing and fuck it, bigass glasses instead.
if en0ugh of them get t0gether they might've pulled some time bullshit as well idk. g0ing two take s0me doing t0 get them two drag y0u to a car wash 0r something. seri0usly though what the fuck d0 you mean y0u can't reach parts of y0urself without spacing it?
im really big around!!! im wide!!! with thick chunky arms and back fat and all the stuff that makes it hard to reach!!!! reaching through spacetime sometimes mitigates this but im also extremely ticklish in those spots and its just a bad time??? okay???????? #suggestive
i've seen w0men wider than you'd believe harley. every weekly p0st i've ever made was some0ne i actually met. there's ways and means! or just hire 0ut ig.
huh......... ive been relying on the good will of my friends but maybe i should hire out..... surely there is some dude out there who would be willing to be the sokka to my appa......
every pr0blem's got a s0lution and it's usually m0ney and or perverts. i'd kn0w well given my enterprises.