#hygiene
꧁An Alternian's Guide to Intercourse Hygiene A practical guide to bulges, nooks, and other anatomical mysteries This guide assumes adult trolls engaging consensually. Troll anatomy is notoriously inconsistent, so when confronted with an unfamiliar organ, cavity, gland, membrane, tentacle, valve, or ominously pulsating structure, the first rule is simple: do not assume you know what it does. Ask its owner. I've seen thousands of bulges, maybe millions. None are the same. Before Intercourse Wash your hands. Soap and water are preferable. Pay particular attention beneath claws or fingernails. ...Read more
official!! announcement!!!! from me! lassie!!!!! im all done with baths forever! forever!!!!!!! "youre going to smell bad, youre going to smell like wet dog, what about the other jades?" okay well, how about you manage a double coat with all the fixings!!!!! getting baths is so much work! and everyone hates doing it for me because i cant reach all the important parts unless i use space powers!!!!!!!!!!!!! so there!!! bring a gas mask!!!!! see if i care!!!!! ill roll in snow and walk through your house if you complain about it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #threat!!!! #nobaths #dogbathsareforthedogweak #hygiene
@germicidalManiac says: "༊࿐ ✤ ⊹ ࣪ ˖ What goes your personal hyggiene routine look like? Woulg you consiger yourself clean ang tigy? ༊࿐ ✤ ⊹ ࣪ ˖ #S9ap #A6luti9n6l9ck #A6luti9n #SelfCare #Hygiene #Cleanliness #NightlyR9utines #ChitinCare " I'm glad y9u asked. It really warms my 6l99dpumper t9 see Chittr users 6eating the #Terminally9nline allegati9ns 6y taking an interest in pers9nal hygiene. I h9pe my r9utine will inspire m9re t9 f9ll9w in my f99tsteps 9n the path t9wards cleanliness. And yes, I d9 c9nsider myself t9 6e quite tidy. I take pride in my appearance, as we all sh9uld. N9t that it sh9uld 6...Read more