Soleah Doreth

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1 month ago

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GANDER’S GANDER INTO THE FOLKS OF CHITTR PART ⒈⒎ — @exuberantArchivist Soleah Doreth *☎ ringing* Hello, Troll PIZZA PLACE? I would like to order a Burger. (LOL) … What? You actually sell those? [HONK], OK. Actually, you BETTER keep your story straight. Who do you think you are? A foodie conglomerate? ⒈ ★. You should HUMBLE YOURSELF, NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Sorry, gamers, I got Hungry On Main (HOM). Let’s get into the main course. And by THE MAIN COURSE? Heh. Let’s Take a Gander at Soleah Doreth! Soleah is the type of troll you’d meet at a party, maybe in pas-sing, maybe → in front of your face. Cyberprongs thrown in the air, bouncing in TANDEM WITH THE BEAT, inviting you to ENJOY YOURSELF, to really BE AT THIS PARTY, and not just ghost the energy of it like everyone (⒈) else. Because in a place like CHITTR, you can do just about ANYTHING YOU WANT. She coaxes you to disinhibit who you are, what you FEAR, and enjoy the things you really ♥. Well, not LITERALLY, but she takes advantage of that, hearreader, in a way that I don’t often see from anyone (⒈) else. She is a hatched fighter, RECKLESS AND FUN, living for the thrill, and only looking back when her job tells her to. FUN FACT: She exists in a completely different TIMEFRAME from most of us. From what I can tell, her world is a lot kinder, more socially acceptable than the STRATIFIED COPROLITIC FOSSILITE that is our general worldly consensus. One of her hobbies include making that CONTRAST between her world and ours. There’s a lot less indiscriminate lower-caste murderings in the coping mechanI mean the SUBJUGGRELIGION. Am I jealous? Maybe. (OK, screw it—YEA, I AM. So what?) Soleah also resides in her own ↑beat tempo. Tune on in to see what she’s been cooking ↑, METAPHORICALLY AND LITERALLY. Want to see what sort of foodstuffs are SLATED FOR THE GAPER? No? Too bad, that’s like, more than half of what she posts. She is THE foodie. (POSITIVE) (Casper vs Soleah food battle when?) (Angels’ nutritionblock should have you on their show next season...) Playfully excitable as she can be, Soleah can be HONEST, BRUTALLY SO, when she feels the need to. In bouts of DASHWATCHING, she isn’t afraid to speak her mind and truth and whatever else gets people using their pans faster than they can put STUMPS TO WORDS. There are times where her playfulness can become a weapon—like, seriously, I just saw her troll The Condesce of all people. Be honest: do you still have that bounty on your head? One thing is clear: she is silly, but she isn’t naive. She knows what she’s doing and how to get it, whether this be by nurturing those she cares about, or driving her metaphorical bō staff to add insult to injury. It’s all about WHAT SHE WANTS. So the only real ‘‘‘‘‘‘DIRT’’’’’’ I can find on you is the fact that you are mas-sively indulgent, bordering on reckless, which shouldn’t blow your lid off. You KNOW what you are, what you’re doing, because as far as you know, NOTHING CAN TOUCH YOU HERE. Only when you want it to. But what will come to matter when excitement becomes banality? When you run headlong into something, what is it that you really learn? Do you want these scars to mean something? At your best, you can be a nurturer of the physical and emotional kind, and at your worst, you can be bluntly pushy and foolhardy, maybe for fun, or maybe because Who Cares? After all, You Only Live Once (YOLO)! Your challenge is to find balance. Pick the ✓ battles, and things will pan out well for you. I call that the CLINGERING JOY OF PARABILITIES. But in the end, you want to chase that thrill. And I’m not the one (⒈) to dissuade you from that goal. YOU DO YOU. (SUSPECTED CLAS-SPECT: WITCH OF LIFE?) BE SURE TO GIVE SOLEAH A FOLLOW (she is very fun, genuinely), and I’ll see you in the next one (⒈)! (P.S. To all my previously Gandered, don’t be shy to send a DM if you’d like to know WHY THE CLAS-SPECT?) #gandertag #checkoutherfactsfromthearchive! #iwantmoreinformationonthat #please

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1 month ago

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https://i.postimg.cc/xd99q7BR/Untitled320.png @exuberantArchivist You were next. I like your hair. (( #rosessketchbook ))