♦ pitied by @exuberantArchivist
>>| that .is not .average wednesday .i had .in mind.
oh once a cllown wandered in trying to hunt the "freak mutant mustardbllood" fablled to haunt the woods. i wrapped that ones neck in chains, shocked him for a whille, then hanged him from a tree. #viollence sorry i forgot to tag the llast one
>> oh ¡ડ ¡t?? ¡ d¡dn't rea1¡ze
How coulld she be. She won't lleave me allone
🐾oUhh woof !! that soUNds diviNe!! x) that PeaNUt-bUttah be somethiNg i caN get my Paws oN! beeN haviNg to make do with takiNg aPart the regUlar kiNd, hehe,
cookin is sick as hell good on you hoMMie n shiiit iunno if i could pick a favorite but i fuckin love pierogis of MMost any kind
fuck it. sure.
↗️PLEASE KEEP YOUR HORNS UP, MISS TRIZZA.↗️ ↘️your crown is falling.↘️
i ju$t got jump$¢ared by my own fa¢e on the timeline thi$ wa$ a terrible idea
>> ¡ 1ove th¡ડ for you
=>>økay ill update when hes up again i knøw nøt Many peøple care but id like tø be the first tø nøtify if hes dead ør nøt beføre pøp crave døes it>>>
i like a c)(allenge.
r&d's s)(owin me some insane s)(it on bread t)(at )(as t)(e same lifespan as a grocery store strawberry. t)(is may seem useless but it means i force t)(e production of bread puddin by a factor of a several )(undred percentile, since most restaurants reuse bread t)(ats on t)(e verge of goin bad into bread puddin.
i met one that sucks but i onlly found that out AFTER i gave him good advice. the rest are awesome
#IWillStandAtTheEdgeOfTheUniverse #AndGlanceBackAtYouGivingASadSmile #AndShedOneBeautifulTear #ItsOkaySoleah #IllBeFine #LiveYourLifeWithoutMe #AndThenIBecomeOneWithTheCosmos
ok! good lluck with that i guess! ive never been to a beach!
body ====================================== t)(ere is love inside you it flows freely and slowly soft warm smoot)( wet and it keeps you alive surely, t)(ere is love inside me but it runs cold and quick s)(arp cut clean slice long since burned at t)(e wick, w)(at will it take to know t)(e love t)(at keeps you goin enviable and yearnin in bot)( want and need i need to know )(ow to twist on in and break t)(at flow of love you so effortlessly lead i rip you open in your body wit)( my )(ands, in your guts feel t)(e love inside you your veins, i tear, it comes out t)(e joy t)(e warmt)( it brins me to my tears, i wallow, eyes faded and you're dead. #literatureclub #meetin #poetry #gore #blood #)(arm
i get t)(at but for doin it to ot)(er t)(ins. naturally, i listen wit)(out interruption
dead roac)(es die in )(idin eventually, preac)(er.
I will eat God w)(ile you watc)(.
Pray I don't.
underestimated t)(e readin compre)(ension of t)(is website in t)(e capacity of actually knowin )(ow a bid for an auction works. t)(at ones on me. we're redoin it tomorrow wit)( a form. t)(at oleana troll knows w)(ats up.
managed to finally stay awake for a few hours and eat my first REALL meall of the night. bllugh. im allive, technically.
i fuckin )(AT-----E ADOB------E
reminder t)(at no matter w)(at button you press on t)(is website, it still boosts you up socially any w)(ic)( way in terms of S-EO
now its just funny freakin you out tb)(. bounty redacted.
...i suppose...?
T)(en pipe down. I'm doin business.
Are you willin to bet your life to find out?
I'm goin to run an auction tomorrow on four new troll bounties to fulfill. T)(ose w)(o can kill t)(em will be paid DOUBL----E t)(e bounty posted in t)(e auction. Prepare yourselves. Some of you continue to fail to understand )(ow )(ot I can make t)(is water )(ere.
Yeah the big picture is a shirtless Strider, you're right.
+..Evening. My manager pulled me in♱o ♱he office, looked me in ♱he eyes, and asked how I fel♱ abou♱ wa♱erboarding (¯―¯ ٥)..+
everybody shut the fuck up, aas are f0llowing me. ahem. hey ladies, h0ws it going?
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<<"*i'd! t-that's embarrassing...">>
^i hope there is a mountain of corn at your desk tonight>
sorry. bein tolld no one respects me. youd think a mutant llowbllood reject woulld get tougher fuckin skin by now.
...FUNNY old men are so rare, ms doreth. endangered species...
>> aw he'ડ ડo cute tho 1o1
>> AHehehjeh maybe juડt enjoy the corn, who knowડ
c∆ll me ∆ wiz∆rd the w∆y im pondering her orbs #nsfw
,,,YOU-....I-...WHATEVER...WHATEVER...THIS IS FUCKING STUPID ANYWAYS I DON'T GIVE A SHIT,,,WHATEVER,,,FINE,,,FINE,,,YOU SUCK,,,YOU SUCK,,,YOU SUCK,,,FUCK OFF,,,FUCK OFF,,,YOU SUCK,,,
,,,dude why are you,,,$till replying,,,are you mad or $omething?,,,did i $trike a nerve?,,,
,,,or we could ju$t,,,$tart burning down,,,clurche$ like,,,in general,,,bet you'd $ee $ome intere$ting $tati$tic$ then too,,,:/,,,
!!! (OOC) !!! at times it feels like my characters chittr friends have their back and care more about them than me the muns actual irl friends which is kind of fucked
;; i-i've al§o been t-thinking a lot a-about culling my bo§§ lately... ;;
i fucmkong hate you so bad
they have unf0rtunate1y juzt dizc0vered that my pzi0nicz are quite ztr0ng in zma11 burztz. i had been d0wnp1aying it but the energy drink f0rced my hand, z0 t0 zpeak.
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 I CAN'T SCROLL THROUGH GOLDBLOOD CHITTR WITHOUT UNSHEATHING. :o/ #nsfw
The frog is following me Help
i kn0w, and yet, i am zti11 nerv0uz. and curi0uz, i zupp0ze.
ann unnfortunnate nnight. to be deaf, annd nnot blinnd.
@pulchritudePowerhouse tries mansplaining me my own damn species to cover up his potential bald spot.
Have I proven I am an ally yet? Do you want to see me kissing Warmblood? Do you want to see the 5 sweeps we shared together? The trust She placed in me? Do you want to see how deep my love for Her ran?
She has, and I forgive Her. I was not a good ally to Her. I am learning every night so I will never repeat my mistakes.
wWw ok no i'm not going to indulge in that discussion even if i really want to. i don't need a second callout. logging off now wWw
there are tinnes that i consider our species conquest of the stars, and realize uuith a jolt of electric shock, that nnany species uuill never knouu trollkind beyond the barrage of psychic louublood infantry that is sent to their surface. Very rarely are other tactics needed. I have read one nnilitary history detailing a joint effort betuueen several fleet adnnirals due to the planet they uuere uuorking to subjugate having an entirely aquatic duuelling population. Our fierce reputation in the cosnnos is nigh uuholly built by the uueakest annong us... uuhich sinnply goes to shouu our aptitude for ruling over all by nnerit of strength.
I understand that Warmblood is primed to view me with suspicion, and do not get upset at the words she says to me. I take then all on board, and vow to be a better ally.
If I praise Lowblood for being strong I am mocked. If I raise awareness about her struggles I am mocked. It feels like I can say nothing right - but I will persevere. Because even if I feel bad, it is not my feelings that matter, but Lowblood's.
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 YEAH. CASPER WAS SAYING SOMETHING ABOUT ALWAYS A PURPLE, NEVER A CLOWN. :o? I THINK. I DON'T REALLY GET IT.
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 MY FACE FEELS LIKE GROUND BEEF STILL LOWK.
↗️SOME OF YOU GOLDBLOODS DISCUSS YOUR FUTURES AS IF YOU ARE GOING TO BE POWERING IMPERIAL AIRSHIPS.↗️ ↘️you are going to be mining amporacoin.↘️ ↗️AT BEST.↗️
if yxou're an extra special little pissblxoxod and they like yxour stupid little sparks they might yxoink yxou up up and away regardless xoxo
I really want to share Divaan's ꫂ❁ie reciꫂ❁e with you all but he's so ꫂ❁rotective of it. I guess leaving the Imꫂ❁erial rat race didn't make him less territorial >:t ❣︎
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 WHAHAT'S A BIG MUTHAHAFUCKER LIKE ME GOTTA DO TO FIND A LOWBLOOD SHAHAWTY WITH A PHAHAT ASS THAHAT MAKES HENTAI NOISES WHEN THEY BOUNCE ON IT. :o? NEED THAHAT LIKE I NEED MY EGO DISSOLVED AND REALITY DEREALIZED ON 5-MEO-DMT. WHICH MEANS I NEED THAHAT SHIT REAL MUTHAHAFUCKING BAD. #nsfw #substance
listen fellow lowbloods i'M not saying you shouldn'T go to that pool party but when you'RE in the water and a seadweller drags you under and refuses to let go, i will be saying i fucking told you so
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 IF IT'S ANYTHING LIKE TEAL SLURRY, THAHAT SHIT AIN'T COMING OUT. :o/ #nsfw
It r3ally b3 your own p3opl3 huh? Wond3r what I 2aid lmaooo
a #truehobbler a frog once tried to amputate me, it didn't win but the effects were lasting on my ego ₍𝄐⁀̲𝄐₎ #fakehobbler