

WROTHE AIARAY
@gratuitousAnnuity
↘️my hands look like this.↘️ ↗️SO THAT HER MARKETS CAN LOOK LIKE THAT.↗️ ↘️eager wageslave↘️ ↗️9-5, 5-9↗️ ↘️24/7 marketorturer.↘️

↗️I HAVE BEEN OFFERED COUNTLESS PROMOTIONS IN MY TIME.↗️ ↘️all denied.↘️ ↗️WHY?↗️ ↘️what is the most foundational part of any stepcase? when you look at a horizontal bar graph, what are your bulbs first drawn to?↘️ ↗️THE BOTTOM STEP.↗️

↘️i am running an audit for intelligent life contained within the present selection of suboptimal trollian specimens.↘️ ↗️NONE FOUND.↗️ ↘️that is just a little bit of thursday humor for you.↘️ ↗️JUST A SELECTION FROM MY WHEELHIVE OF CLASSIC JABS.↗️

↘️i do not believe that bringing your pet beast into the officespace should be permissible under any circumstances.↘️ ↗️NAMELY, I THINK IT IS RIDICULOUS TO FORCE YOUR COWORKERS TO ENTERTAIN THEIR EXISTENCE.↗️ ↘️it has been gnawing on my walkstump for hours.↘️ ↗️AND FRANKLY, IT HURTS.↗️

↗️THE IDOLIZATION OF INFERIOR BIOLOGICAL PRACTICES IS SO ASININE THAT IT MAKES ME PHYSICALLY ILL.↗️ ↘️please, tell me one appealing thing about rearing your own grub↘️ ↗️WITHOUT TRANSFERRING YOUR ISSUES WITH CONTROL ONTO THE IDEA.↗️ ↘️if you are so desperate as to consider defying alternian imperative↘️ ↗️JUST SO THAT YOU CAN ASSERT YOUR WILL ONTO A LIVING CREATURE THAT YOU ARE RAISING PARALLEL WITH YOUR EMOTIONALLY IMMATURE↗️ ↘️and physically inferior↘️ ↗️MATESPRIT↗️ ↘️then you should consider investing in some kind of low-stakes beast.↘️ ↗️LIKE A JUVENILE BARKBEAST↗️ ↘️or better yet, a tank of unculled krill.↘️ ↗️OR↗️ ↘️maybe↘️ ↗️JUST MAYBE↗️ ↘️you could get a job.↘️ ↗️AND CEASE NEEDLESSLY FETISHIZING THE BIOLOGICAL PROCESSES OF A LAMER MAMMALIAN SPECIES.↗️

Reminder that taking a break is unacceptable. Your time belongs to your goalpost, not to your selfish and fickle desires. #OverworkYourself #ToughenUp

↗️THEY HATE TO SEE A SALARYTROLL WITH SWAG.↗️

↗️THE FRAGRANT AROMA OF A FRESHLY PRINTED LOTTERY TICKET CANNOT BE UNDERSTATED.↗️ ↘️sometimes i will purchase an entire fistful of them with the sole intention of smelling them.↘️ ↗️I LITERALLY DO NOT EVEN CHECK MY NUMBERS.↗️ ↘️i would never take imperial handouts.↘️

↘️you will see a post that reads as follows:↘️ ↗️"YOU ARE ALL SO LUCKY THAT I AM NOT MORE HATEFUL, I WOULD UPTURN HIVES AND UNROOT YOU FROM THE GROUND YOUR PEASANT STEPS FALL UPON."↗️ ↘️and then you will peruse your cursor clickprong to their profile↘️ ↗️ONLY TO DISCOVER THEY ARE AN END-OF-LIFE LOWCASTE↗️ ↘️(larping to have the social status of an upper mid of course)↘️ ↗️POSTING BEFORE THEY ENTER THEIR IMPERIALLY MANDATED PROWLERPOINT PRESENTATION ABOUT PROPERLY CLEANING THE GREASE TRAPS.↗️ ↘️for their assignment on planet weakestlink.↘️ ↗️WHERE THEY ARE SURELY GOING TO BE STATIONED UNTIL THEY DIE.↗️ ↘️in less than one sweep.↘️

↘️another night, another caegar glinting in the light.↘️ ↗️OF MY CORPORATE HUSKDEVICE, I MEAN.↗️

↗️IMAGINE ALSO, THE NERVES OF THE PREVIOUSLY PROPOSED SITUATION IS ENOUGH TO CAUSE STIR IN YOUR BLADDER.↗️ ↘️you return.↘️ ↗️THE LINE HAS MOVED.↗️ ↘️even though your number was nearly up next, it has progressed beyond your meager 791.↘️ ↗️IT IS NOW 793.↗️ ↘️"oh my god,"↘️ ↗️"OH MY GOD, PLEASE," YOU THINK↗️ ↘️"did they"↘️ ↗️"DID THEY CALL MY NUMBER WHILE I WAS NERVOUSLY DRAINING MY LIQUID WASTE BYPRODUCT INTO THE LOAD GAPER,"↗️ ↘️"thus removing my ability to be called to the window,"↘️ ↗️"AND FORFEITTING MY SPOT IN LINE,"↗️ ↘️"resulting in me having to re-enter the queue,"↘️ ↗️"AT THE VERY BACK?"↗️ ↘️everything you do is controlled.↘️ ↗️THERE IS NOTHING YOU CAN DO TO ALTER YOUR PRESENT PATH↗️ ↘️except march forward in line↘️ ↗️AND ANTICIPATE YOUR NEXT NUMBER.↗️ ↘️842.↘️

↗️IMAGINE THIS↗️ ↘️you are at work when you receive a text from him.↘️ ↗️"LOOK WHAT I FOUND~"↗️ ↘️with a picture of your imperial identification security card.↘️ ↗️"NO, PLEASE, DON'T DO IT."↗️ ↘️you beg.↘️ ↗️HE DOES NOT LISTEN.↗️ ↘️you receive another image, your card burnt and ashen under the heat of a raging flame.↘️ ↗️"GO TO YOUR OFFICE'S ABLUTION BLOCK AND SEND ME A SCREENSHOT OF YOUR DMB APPOINTMENT~"↗️ ↘️he forces you to endure countless bureaucratic instances.↘️ ↗️HE FORCES YOU TO NOT ONLY SUBMIT TO HIM, BUT TO SUBMIT TO THE MONOTONY OF THE DEPARTMENT OF MOTOR BUGGIES.↗️ ↘️i am picturing it right now.↘️

↗️THEY CONTINUE TO STRIP ME OF MY RIGHTS TO HANDLE MY HUSKPAGER↗️ ↘️thus rendering me incapable of posting or engaging with my audience of unrefined slackers and morally destitute unemployed people↘️ ↗️BECAUSE I AM "NOT MEETING PRODUCTION QUOTAS"↗️ ↘️and↘️ ↗️"NOT SALIVATING HARD ENOUGH" WHEN MY "SUPERIORS OF REFINED INTELLECT IN UPPER MANGLEMENT" PRESENT ME ANTERIOR FOODGRINDING APPARATUSES WITH THEIR "UNWASHED BOOTS OF CLOUDY OFFICERENA DUST".↗️ ↘️my apologies.↘️

↗️WORLD BAD BECAUSE↗️ ↘️it inconveniences me mildly.↘️

↗️NON-ALTERNIAN TROLLS/THE SOFT-FLESHED INDIVIDUALS KNOWN AS "HUMANS" REGURGITATE THE SAME TIRED EXCUSES FOR THEIR OWN PATHETIC NATURES.↗️ ↘️i was hatched in a different era↘️ ↗️MY PLANET FORCES A PUNISHMENT BASED ON CUDDLES INSTEAD OF CORPORAL REPRIMANDING↗️ ↘️i am "beforan".↘️ ↗️AS IF THERE IS LITERALLY ANY JUSTIFICATION FOR BEING A SLACKLUSTRE NON-CONTRIBUTOR TO GREATER GALACTIC DOMINATION.↗️ ↘️if you are from a soft timeline, reintroduce yourself to manual reconditioning.↘️ ↗️AND GET HARD.↗️

↗️DO NOT EMPLOY A LESSER CASTE TO DO WHAT A HIGHBLOOD IS CAPABLE OF DOING, TENFOLD.↗️ ↘️literally why would you have some kind of biological lesser scrubbing the floor and cleaning the grout↘️ ↗️A TASK THAT WOULD TAKE THEIR INFERIOR BODIES LITERAL HOURS, IF NOT THE ENTIRE NIGHT↗️ ↘️when a tremendously more powerful↘️ ↗️AND PHYSICALLY STEELED↗️ ↘️low indigo could handle the task moderately well.↘️ ↗️AND COMPLETE IT WITHIN FIVE TO TEN MINUTES.↗️ ↘️of course, i would literally never ask a great superior, such as a violet or purple, to lower themselves physically to any kind of manual labor↘️ ↗️BUT IF I WERE DOING IT AND I WAS APPROACHED BY ONE, AND MAYBE KICKED IN THE SIDE WHILE DOING IT↗️ ↘️i would accept it↘️ ↗️AND ALSO SAY THANK YOU.↗️

↗️IF YOUR RESPONSE TO BEING CALLED UNEMPLOYED IS TO RESPOND BY LISTING ANY VARIATION OF SELF EMPLOYMENT↗️ ↘️you are just outwardly admitting to your unemployment, but with additional↘️ ↗️(MORE STUPID)↗️ ↘️steps.↘️

↘️my worksquare neighbor is doing obscenely loud pulls of his breathsac pollutant device and blowing the resulting fog over our boundary.↘️ ↗️LIKELY IN AN ATTEMPT TO IRRITATE ME.↗️ ↘️and it is working.↘️

↘️wow. i cannot believe it. i have been educated.↘️ ↗️THIS IS. GROUNDBREAKING.↗️ ↘️lowbloods are oppressed?↘️

↗️A LOWBLOODED MANUAL LABORER WILL NEVER UNDERSTAND THE PAIN OF FORGETTING YOUR BLAZER AT HIVE↗️ ↘️and being forced to suffer the mild chill of the air conditioning unit.↘️ ↗️SOMETIMES, UPPER MANGLEMENT WILL DOUSE A LESSER EMPLOYEE WITH COLD WATER AND FORCE THEM TO CRUNCH NUMBERS IN FRONT OF A HIGH-SPEED FAN↗️ ↘️until their prongs are numb and their fangs chatter↘️ ↗️BUT NOT ME.↗️ ↘️not tonight.↘️ ↗️A MANUAL LABORER WILL NEVER UNDERSTAND.↗️

↘️after an officerena outing to the recreational water facility for adult molt pastime and play↘️ ↗️I HAVE COME TO THE REALIZATION THAT MY WORK SQUARE NEIGHBOR POSSESSES A PAN OF EXCEPTIONAL SQUISHINESS.↗️ ↘️a literal numbnub.↘️ ↗️UNABLE TO CONCEPTUALIZE THE BARE MINIMUM OF BASIC INSTINCTS AND SELF-PROTECTION.↗️ ↘️it is literally by pure luck alone that he did not drown, pitifully, in the shallow end of the pool.↘️ ↗️THEY WOULD NOT EVEN LET ME SWIM, THEY SAID THAT MY BODILY EXCRETIONS AND VARIOUS SUPERFICIAL CHITINOUS OILS WOULD RUIN THE CHEMICAL BALANCE.↗️ ↘️and relegated me to sitting in the open moonlight, until i felt mildly scorched.↘️ ↗️IT ACHES, BUT THE COMMAND OF MY SUPERIORS IS ABSOLUTE.↗️ ↘️so it is fine.↘️ ↗️A DULL, THROBBING REMINDER OF MY DEDICATION AND INFERIORITY UNDER THE FLIP-FLOPPED BOOTHEELS OF MY ULTIMATE COMMANDERS.↗️ ↘️i cannot tread water effectively anyway.↘️

↗️LET THERE BE NO MISTAKING.↗️ ↘️if there were a situation wherein my superior of physical and corporate majesty was accused of some kind of crime↘️ ↗️AND THEY WERE FACING PERSEXECUTION AT THE UNFEELING PRONGS OF THE LEGISLACERATORS TAKING THEM IN↗️ ↘️and i was nearby↘️ ↗️I WOULD LITERALLY NOT EVEN HESITATE TO SPRING INTO ACTION AND DO ANYTHING IN MY POWER TO DISTRACT THE UNCARING EXTENSIONS OF THE LAW THAT BE.↗️ ↘️i would literally insert a sharp object into my arterial sheath, pull outward, and spray blood violently.↘️ ↗️EVERYWHERE.↗️ ↘️onto every surface.↘️ ↗️WHILE ALSO SCREAMING AND ALSO THRASHING.↗️ ↘️so that they pay attention to me instead.↘️ ↗️AND MY DESIGNATED SUPERIOR CAN ESCAPE.↗️ ↘️it is literally my duty to die for a higher cause.↘️ ↗️I WOULD HAPPILY DO THIS.↗️ ↘️#violence #suicide↘️





























