

WROTHE AIARAY
@gratuitousAnnuity
↘️my hands look like this.↘️ ↗️SO THAT HER MARKETS CAN LOOK LIKE THAT.↗️ ↘️eager wageslave↘️ ↗️9-5, 5-9↗️ ↘️24/7 marketorturer.↘️

↗️I HAVE BEEN OFFERED COUNTLESS PROMOTIONS IN MY TIME.↗️ ↘️all denied.↘️ ↗️WHY?↗️ ↘️what is the most foundational part of any stepcase? when you look at a horizontal bar graph, what are your bulbs first drawn to?↘️ ↗️THE BOTTOM STEP.↗️

↗️THE IDOLIZATION OF INFERIOR BIOLOGICAL PRACTICES IS SO ASININE THAT IT MAKES ME PHYSICALLY ILL.↗️ ↘️please, tell me one appealing thing about rearing your own grub↘️ ↗️WITHOUT TRANSFERRING YOUR ISSUES WITH CONTROL ONTO THE IDEA.↗️ ↘️if you are so desperate as to consider defying alternian imperative↘️ ↗️JUST SO THAT YOU CAN ASSERT YOUR WILL ONTO A LIVING CREATURE THAT YOU ARE RAISING PARALLEL WITH YOUR EMOTIONALLY IMMATURE↗️ ↘️and physically inferior↘️ ↗️MATESPRIT↗️ ↘️then you should consider investing in some kind of low-stakes beast.↘️ ↗️LIKE A JUVENILE BARKBEAST↗️ ↘️or better yet, a tank of unculled krill.↘️ ↗️OR↗️ ↘️maybe↘️ ↗️JUST MAYBE↗️ ↘️you could get a job.↘️ ↗️AND CEASE NEEDLESSLY FETISHIZING THE BIOLOGICAL PROCESSES OF A LAMER MAMMALIAN SPECIES.↗️

Reminder that taking a break is unacceptable. Your time belongs to your goalpost, not to your selfish and fickle desires. #OverworkYourself #ToughenUp

↗️THEY HATE TO SEE A SALARYTROLL WITH SWAG.↗️

↗️THE FRAGRANT AROMA OF A FRESHLY PRINTED LOTTERY TICKET CANNOT BE UNDERSTATED.↗️ ↘️sometimes i will purchase an entire fistful of them with the sole intention of smelling them.↘️ ↗️I LITERALLY DO NOT EVEN CHECK MY NUMBERS.↗️ ↘️i would never take imperial handouts.↘️

↘️you will see a post that reads as follows:↘️ ↗️"YOU ARE ALL SO LUCKY THAT I AM NOT MORE HATEFUL, I WOULD UPTURN HIVES AND UNROOT YOU FROM THE GROUND YOUR PEASANT STEPS FALL UPON."↗️ ↘️and then you will peruse your cursor clickprong to their profile↘️ ↗️ONLY TO DISCOVER THEY ARE AN END-OF-LIFE LOWCASTE↗️ ↘️(larping to have the social status of an upper mid of course)↘️ ↗️POSTING BEFORE THEY ENTER THEIR IMPERIALLY MANDATED PROWLERPOINT PRESENTATION ABOUT PROPERLY CLEANING THE GREASE TRAPS.↗️ ↘️for their assignment on planet weakestlink.↘️ ↗️WHERE THEY ARE SURELY GOING TO BE STATIONED UNTIL THEY DIE.↗️ ↘️in less than one sweep.↘️

↘️another night, another caegar glinting in the light.↘️ ↗️OF MY CORPORATE HUSKDEVICE, I MEAN.↗️

↗️IMAGINE ALSO, THE NERVES OF THE PREVIOUSLY PROPOSED SITUATION IS ENOUGH TO CAUSE STIR IN YOUR BLADDER.↗️ ↘️you return.↘️ ↗️THE LINE HAS MOVED.↗️ ↘️even though your number was nearly up next, it has progressed beyond your meager 791.↘️ ↗️IT IS NOW 793.↗️ ↘️"oh my god,"↘️ ↗️"OH MY GOD, PLEASE," YOU THINK↗️ ↘️"did they"↘️ ↗️"DID THEY CALL MY NUMBER WHILE I WAS NERVOUSLY DRAINING MY LIQUID WASTE BYPRODUCT INTO THE LOAD GAPER,"↗️ ↘️"thus removing my ability to be called to the window,"↘️ ↗️"AND FORFEITTING MY SPOT IN LINE,"↗️ ↘️"resulting in me having to re-enter the queue,"↘️ ↗️"AT THE VERY BACK?"↗️ ↘️everything you do is controlled.↘️ ↗️THERE IS NOTHING YOU CAN DO TO ALTER YOUR PRESENT PATH↗️ ↘️except march forward in line↘️ ↗️AND ANTICIPATE YOUR NEXT NUMBER.↗️ ↘️842.↘️

↗️IMAGINE THIS↗️ ↘️you are at work when you receive a text from him.↘️ ↗️"LOOK WHAT I FOUND~"↗️ ↘️with a picture of your imperial identification security card.↘️ ↗️"NO, PLEASE, DON'T DO IT."↗️ ↘️you beg.↘️ ↗️HE DOES NOT LISTEN.↗️ ↘️you receive another image, your card burnt and ashen under the heat of a raging flame.↘️ ↗️"GO TO YOUR OFFICE'S ABLUTION BLOCK AND SEND ME A SCREENSHOT OF YOUR DMB APPOINTMENT~"↗️ ↘️he forces you to endure countless bureaucratic instances.↘️ ↗️HE FORCES YOU TO NOT ONLY SUBMIT TO HIM, BUT TO SUBMIT TO THE MONOTONY OF THE DEPARTMENT OF MOTOR BUGGIES.↗️ ↘️i am picturing it right now.↘️

↗️THEY CONTINUE TO STRIP ME OF MY RIGHTS TO HANDLE MY HUSKPAGER↗️ ↘️thus rendering me incapable of posting or engaging with my audience of unrefined slackers and morally destitute unemployed people↘️ ↗️BECAUSE I AM "NOT MEETING PRODUCTION QUOTAS"↗️ ↘️and↘️ ↗️"NOT SALIVATING HARD ENOUGH" WHEN MY "SUPERIORS OF REFINED INTELLECT IN UPPER MANGLEMENT" PRESENT ME ANTERIOR FOODGRINDING APPARATUSES WITH THEIR "UNWASHED BOOTS OF CLOUDY OFFICERENA DUST".↗️ ↘️my apologies.↘️

↗️WORLD BAD BECAUSE↗️ ↘️it inconveniences me mildly.↘️

↗️NON-ALTERNIAN TROLLS/THE SOFT-FLESHED INDIVIDUALS KNOWN AS "HUMANS" REGURGITATE THE SAME TIRED EXCUSES FOR THEIR OWN PATHETIC NATURES.↗️ ↘️i was hatched in a different era↘️ ↗️MY PLANET FORCES A PUNISHMENT BASED ON CUDDLES INSTEAD OF CORPORAL REPRIMANDING↗️ ↘️i am "beforan".↘️ ↗️AS IF THERE IS LITERALLY ANY JUSTIFICATION FOR BEING A SLACKLUSTRE NON-CONTRIBUTOR TO GREATER GALACTIC DOMINATION.↗️ ↘️if you are from a soft timeline, reintroduce yourself to manual reconditioning.↘️ ↗️AND GET HARD.↗️

↗️DO NOT EMPLOY A LESSER CASTE TO DO WHAT A HIGHBLOOD IS CAPABLE OF DOING, TENFOLD.↗️ ↘️literally why would you have some kind of biological lesser scrubbing the floor and cleaning the grout↘️ ↗️A TASK THAT WOULD TAKE THEIR INFERIOR BODIES LITERAL HOURS, IF NOT THE ENTIRE NIGHT↗️ ↘️when a tremendously more powerful↘️ ↗️AND PHYSICALLY STEELED↗️ ↘️low indigo could handle the task moderately well.↘️ ↗️AND COMPLETE IT WITHIN FIVE TO TEN MINUTES.↗️ ↘️of course, i would literally never ask a great superior, such as a violet or purple, to lower themselves physically to any kind of manual labor↘️ ↗️BUT IF I WERE DOING IT AND I WAS APPROACHED BY ONE, AND MAYBE KICKED IN THE SIDE WHILE DOING IT↗️ ↘️i would accept it↘️ ↗️AND ALSO SAY THANK YOU.↗️

↗️IF YOUR RESPONSE TO BEING CALLED UNEMPLOYED IS TO RESPOND BY LISTING ANY VARIATION OF SELF EMPLOYMENT↗️ ↘️you are just outwardly admitting to your unemployment, but with additional↘️ ↗️(MORE STUPID)↗️ ↘️steps.↘️

↘️my worksquare neighbor is doing obscenely loud pulls of his breathsac pollutant device and blowing the resulting fog over our boundary.↘️ ↗️LIKELY IN AN ATTEMPT TO IRRITATE ME.↗️ ↘️and it is working.↘️

↘️wow. i cannot believe it. i have been educated.↘️ ↗️THIS IS. GROUNDBREAKING.↗️ ↘️lowbloods are oppressed?↘️

↗️A LOWBLOODED MANUAL LABORER WILL NEVER UNDERSTAND THE PAIN OF FORGETTING YOUR BLAZER AT HIVE↗️ ↘️and being forced to suffer the mild chill of the air conditioning unit.↘️ ↗️SOMETIMES, UPPER MANGLEMENT WILL DOUSE A LESSER EMPLOYEE WITH COLD WATER AND FORCE THEM TO CRUNCH NUMBERS IN FRONT OF A HIGH-SPEED FAN↗️ ↘️until their prongs are numb and their fangs chatter↘️ ↗️BUT NOT ME.↗️ ↘️not tonight.↘️ ↗️A MANUAL LABORER WILL NEVER UNDERSTAND.↗️

↘️after an officerena outing to the recreational water facility for adult molt pastime and play↘️ ↗️I HAVE COME TO THE REALIZATION THAT MY WORK SQUARE NEIGHBOR POSSESSES A PAN OF EXCEPTIONAL SQUISHINESS.↗️ ↘️a literal numbnub.↘️ ↗️UNABLE TO CONCEPTUALIZE THE BARE MINIMUM OF BASIC INSTINCTS AND SELF-PROTECTION.↗️ ↘️it is literally by pure luck alone that he did not drown, pitifully, in the shallow end of the pool.↘️ ↗️THEY WOULD NOT EVEN LET ME SWIM, THEY SAID THAT MY BODILY EXCRETIONS AND VARIOUS SUPERFICIAL CHITINOUS OILS WOULD RUIN THE CHEMICAL BALANCE.↗️ ↘️and relegated me to sitting in the open moonlight, until i felt mildly scorched.↘️ ↗️IT ACHES, BUT THE COMMAND OF MY SUPERIORS IS ABSOLUTE.↗️ ↘️so it is fine.↘️ ↗️A DULL, THROBBING REMINDER OF MY DEDICATION AND INFERIORITY UNDER THE FLIP-FLOPPED BOOTHEELS OF MY ULTIMATE COMMANDERS.↗️ ↘️i cannot tread water effectively anyway.↘️

↗️LET THERE BE NO MISTAKING.↗️ ↘️if there were a situation wherein my superior of physical and corporate majesty was accused of some kind of crime↘️ ↗️AND THEY WERE FACING PERSEXECUTION AT THE UNFEELING PRONGS OF THE LEGISLACERATORS TAKING THEM IN↗️ ↘️and i was nearby↘️ ↗️I WOULD LITERALLY NOT EVEN HESITATE TO SPRING INTO ACTION AND DO ANYTHING IN MY POWER TO DISTRACT THE UNCARING EXTENSIONS OF THE LAW THAT BE.↗️ ↘️i would literally insert a sharp object into my arterial sheath, pull outward, and spray blood violently.↘️ ↗️EVERYWHERE.↗️ ↘️onto every surface.↘️ ↗️WHILE ALSO SCREAMING AND ALSO THRASHING.↗️ ↘️so that they pay attention to me instead.↘️ ↗️AND MY DESIGNATED SUPERIOR CAN ESCAPE.↗️ ↘️it is literally my duty to die for a higher cause.↘️ ↗️I WOULD HAPPILY DO THIS.↗️ ↘️#violence #suicide↘️

↘️i can imagine him in white because i am creative and i am literally smart.↘️ ↗️YES.↗️

For those engaging in #MatespritMonday : You do know that flaunting your quadrants makes you look pathetic? Insecure. Anyone with a truly stable relationship wouldn't need to be tossing it all over the timeline, desperately seeking approval from the gormless masses. What do you expect the rest of the website to say to you? "Oh congratulations! Oh haven't you done well!" Entirely self serving and attention seeking. If you have time to be posting such frivolities then you have time to actually be spending time with your loved ones? Or, Kheparia forbid, get a job and attend it.































