

WROTHE AIARAY
@gratuitousAnnuity
↘️my hands look like this.↘️ ↗️SO THAT HER MARKETS CAN LOOK LIKE THAT.↗️ ↘️eager wageslave↘️ ↗️9-5, 5-9↗️ ↘️24/7 marketorturer.↘️

↗️I HAVE BEEN OFFERED COUNTLESS PROMOTIONS IN MY TIME.↗️ ↘️all denied.↘️ ↗️WHY?↗️ ↘️what is the most foundational part of any stepcase? when you look at a horizontal bar graph, what are your bulbs first drawn to?↘️ ↗️THE BOTTOM STEP.↗️

↗️IF YOUR RESPONSE TO BEING CALLED UNEMPLOYED IS TO RESPOND BY LISTING ANY VARIATION OF SELF EMPLOYMENT↗️ ↘️you are just outwardly admitting to your unemployment, but with additional↘️ ↗️(MORE STUPID)↗️ ↘️steps.↘️

↘️my worksquare neighbor is doing obscenely loud pulls of his breathsac pollutant device and blowing the resulting fog over our boundary.↘️ ↗️LIKELY IN AN ATTEMPT TO IRRITATE ME.↗️ ↘️and it is working.↘️

↘️wow. i cannot believe it. i have been educated.↘️ ↗️THIS IS. GROUNDBREAKING.↗️ ↘️lowbloods are oppressed?↘️

↗️A LOWBLOODED MANUAL LABORER WILL NEVER UNDERSTAND THE PAIN OF FORGETTING YOUR BLAZER AT HIVE↗️ ↘️and being forced to suffer the mild chill of the air conditioning unit.↘️ ↗️SOMETIMES, UPPER MANGLEMENT WILL DOUSE A LESSER EMPLOYEE WITH COLD WATER AND FORCE THEM TO CRUNCH NUMBERS IN FRONT OF A HIGH-SPEED FAN↗️ ↘️until their prongs are numb and their fangs chatter↘️ ↗️BUT NOT ME.↗️ ↘️not tonight.↘️ ↗️A MANUAL LABORER WILL NEVER UNDERSTAND.↗️

↘️after an officerena outing to the recreational water facility for adult molt pastime and play↘️ ↗️I HAVE COME TO THE REALIZATION THAT MY WORK SQUARE NEIGHBOR POSSESSES A PAN OF EXCEPTIONAL SQUISHINESS.↗️ ↘️a literal numbnub.↘️ ↗️UNABLE TO CONCEPTUALIZE THE BARE MINIMUM OF BASIC INSTINCTS AND SELF-PROTECTION.↗️ ↘️it is literally by pure luck alone that he did not drown, pitifully, in the shallow end of the pool.↘️ ↗️THEY WOULD NOT EVEN LET ME SWIM, THEY SAID THAT MY BODILY EXCRETIONS AND VARIOUS SUPERFICIAL CHITINOUS OILS WOULD RUIN THE CHEMICAL BALANCE.↗️ ↘️and relegated me to sitting in the open moonlight, until i felt mildly scorched.↘️ ↗️IT ACHES, BUT THE COMMAND OF MY SUPERIORS IS ABSOLUTE.↗️ ↘️so it is fine.↘️ ↗️A DULL, THROBBING REMINDER OF MY DEDICATION AND INFERIORITY UNDER THE FLIP-FLOPPED BOOTHEELS OF MY ULTIMATE COMMANDERS.↗️ ↘️i cannot tread water effectively anyway.↘️

↗️LET THERE BE NO MISTAKING.↗️ ↘️if there were a situation wherein my superior of physical and corporate majesty was accused of some kind of crime↘️ ↗️AND THEY WERE FACING PERSEXECUTION AT THE UNFEELING PRONGS OF THE LEGISLACERATORS TAKING THEM IN↗️ ↘️and i was nearby↘️ ↗️I WOULD LITERALLY NOT EVEN HESITATE TO SPRING INTO ACTION AND DO ANYTHING IN MY POWER TO DISTRACT THE UNCARING EXTENSIONS OF THE LAW THAT BE.↗️ ↘️i would literally insert a sharp object into my arterial sheath, pull outward, and spray blood violently.↘️ ↗️EVERYWHERE.↗️ ↘️onto every surface.↘️ ↗️WHILE ALSO SCREAMING AND ALSO THRASHING.↗️ ↘️so that they pay attention to me instead.↘️ ↗️AND MY DESIGNATED SUPERIOR CAN ESCAPE.↗️ ↘️it is literally my duty to die for a higher cause.↘️ ↗️I WOULD HAPPILY DO THIS.↗️ ↘️#violence #suicide↘️

↘️i can imagine him in white because i am creative and i am literally smart.↘️ ↗️YES.↗️

For those engaging in #MatespritMonday : You do know that flaunting your quadrants makes you look pathetic? Insecure. Anyone with a truly stable relationship wouldn't need to be tossing it all over the timeline, desperately seeking approval from the gormless masses. What do you expect the rest of the website to say to you? "Oh congratulations! Oh haven't you done well!" Entirely self serving and attention seeking. If you have time to be posting such frivolities then you have time to actually be spending time with your loved ones? Or, Kheparia forbid, get a job and attend it.

↗️IN CELEBRATION OF YET ANOTHER LUSII APPRECIATION DAY, I HAVE OPTED TO DELIVER MY LUSUS↗️ ↘️who all of you may know by his diminutive title of "dullboy"↘️ ↗️(BECAUSE ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES JACK A DULLBOY)↗️ ↘️a single, crisp apple, in addition to his usual excess of slop and/or the various valuable items he gnaws upon.↘️ ↗️FOR ALL OF HIS ANNOYANCES, HE HAS DONE AN ACCEPTABLE JOB AT TAKING CARE OF HIS CHARGE.↗️ ↘️so.↘️ ↗️HAPPY DAY.↗️ ↘️ https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/eb4540347df2.png ↘️

↗️CAN SOME OF YOU BE MORE ASHAMED IN YOUR HOBBIES.↗️ ↘️it is always something about yaoi with you people, because you are unable to dress up the little things.↘️ ↗️IT IS ALWAYS, WHEN CAN I READ ABOUT TWO MEN KISSING, WHEN CAN I READ ABOUT TWO MEN KISSING.↗️ ↘️and never↘️ ↗️WHEN CAN I ENGAGE IN THE ECLECTIC LITERATURES PROVIDED TO ME BY THE BELOVED OFFICE NOMENCLATURE EVALUATED READINGS PROGRAM.↗️ ↘️alternatively known as↘️ ↗️THE B.O.N.E.R PROGRAM.↗️ ↘️#suggestive.↘️

↗️I SMELL FINE.↗️

↗️THEY WILL SOONER COPY YOUR WORK FIT THAN YOUR WORK ETHIC.↗️

↗️THE TWO GREATEST FEARS OF THE AVERAGE CHITTR USER.↗️ ↘️literally anyone named doc scratch, as if it is supposed to mean or invoke literally anything.↘️ ↗️AND A JOB APPLICATION.↗️

↗️LOWBLOODS AFTER POSTING SOMETHING LITERALLY ILLEGAL:↗️ ↘️wait, i have highblood friends.↘️

Wooke highbloooods be like "noooooooo i'm noot casteist my ancestoor was a loowblooood"

↗️TARGETED CHOLERBEAR ATTACK HOW TO.↗️

↘️my credit score is flawless.↘️ ↗️THEY ARE ACTUALLY CONSIDERING RAISING THE AVERAGE CREDIT SCORE, TO ACCOMMODATE THE SHEER MAGNITUDE OF MY SUPERIOR MONETARY INTELLECT.↗️

↘️countless people constantly posting advice.↘️ ↗️RELATIONSHIP ADVICE↗️ ↘️advice on how to be a better troll↘️ ↗️YOU KNOW WHAT THEY ARE NEVER POSTING ADVICE ABOUT?↗️ ↘️employment advice.↘️

↗️GO TO THE GYM, THE POWERHIVE OF INFERIOR MINDS AND WEAKENED PHYSIQUES.↗️ ↘️you are lifting weights, and i am lifting the hemorrhaging accounts of countless thankful superiors.↘️ ↗️HAPPILY, MIGHT I ADD.↗️

↗️ARGUE WITH THE WALL.↗️ ↘️ https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/0167566a4ad1.png ↘️































