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concept: on your knees in front of your kismesis, watching them twirl a bat casually you flinch when their grip tightens at the base, reeling back to bring a swing around only to stop a few inches from your head you feel the cool metal gently hit you in a single gentle tap, your kismesis rubbing the blunt end of the bat almost affectionately against your skull "ahh, theres that pretty face" they mutter, causing you to take a moment to straighten your expression and untense the clear fear that was over your features "its too bad im not inside you yet, you get so tight when youre scared like that" you have a feeling youre about to get a lot more afraid (tags: Reader/Kismesis, pitchfic, lowkey honkslop if im being honest with you, :o), a little?, kismesissitude, #violence, #nsfw, #nsfwe, power imbalance, fearplay, blackrom, archive rating: M)
i Know i Zure fucKing aint one to talK about Zelf preZervation but come on being a lime and flaunting our outlawed hue when you probably dont even have the benefit of douchebag god pajamaZ in caZe Zomeone feelZ liKe they need a refill of paint juZt maKeZ you cullbait lmfao

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(( Thank you to everyone who ParticiPated tonight and for all the laughs! #iwantCANdY #ERIdANweek @assistMint @gratuitousAnnuity httPs://i.imgur.com/ujmgmXC.Png
EVERYTHING IS INCREDIBLE I LOVE THE EMPIRE AND THE EMPRESSES AND I CANNOT WAIT TO HAVE HUMAN MARRIAGE WRIGGLERS WITH @gutsyGumshoe @caligulasAquarium @originalRockerboy @archiveAddict @gullibleColumnist @articulatedClawtography @terminalComrade @golgothasTerror @gratuitousAnnuity @tipsyGnostalgic#2248 @cuttlefishCrusher @assistMint @coralConviviality @twinArmaggetfucked @agamemnonsTheory#4800
The look of a man who HATES you. maybe one day I'll do a fully rendered fullbody of this loser, but that will not be today. https://i.imgur.com/7vddtpw.png
when dO you release a bite time sensitive question
I need to immortalize this someψhere. https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/311431599445245952/1489741179091423374/image.png?ex=69d18517&is=69d03397&hm=3beada55d7f2e33939cfca5ea884cdbe21a207300c3dd0cb46f794bd0f3d275f&
The person who was throwing pens at me got fired

A #personalpost unrelated to official matters. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/13e808cfa613.png
My boss is not intimidating. People love his kind eyes. His soft smile. And his witty jokes.
[MY NAME I$ RIT#HY KELDAM, PROUD OWNER AND #EO OF THE #OMPANY MY BEAUTIFUL AN#E$TOR PA$$ED DOWN TO ME "KELDAM #ORP." WE $ELL AND DI$TRIBUTE NON-DE$#RIPT PRODU#T$ TO VARIOU$ FAMOU$ #OMPANIE$ AND RETAIL $TORE$ THROUGHOUT ALTERNIA. IF YOU WANT THE NI#HE$T OF POTTERY BA$E$ OR MOVIE #D$ WE PROBABLY PRODU#E IT AND $ELL IT A$ WE A$ A #OMPANY OWN A MYRIAD OF LEGAL RIGHT$ TO MEDIA. WE $ELL OUR OWN ORIGINAL PRODU#T$ OF #OUR$E DE$IGNED BY YOUR$ TRULY AND THE WONDERFUL GRAPHI# DE$IGNING TEAM #ON$I$TING OF RORO$I TELEAL, $PHINI KOURIR AND E$THER $AL#IO. $O A BIG THANK$ TO THEM FOR MAKING PART OF THI$ PO$$IBLE BUT HONE$TLY I$ ALL ME. I WA$ AL$O A PART OF THE POPULAR $HARKBEA$T$ $HOW FROM WHI#H I PI#KED UP FUNDING OTHER $TARTING #OMPANIE$ TO MAKE IT BIG IN THE #LA$$ WORLD. ONLY THE FINE$T AND MO$T BRILLIANT IDEA$ GET THE MEAT, OF #OUR$E. I WON BO$$ OF THE YEAR THREE TIME$ IN ROW UNTIL A TEAL EX-EMPLOYEE $UED ME AND UHM YEAH. AFTER HAVING A TALK WITH MY MARKETING (AND $ELLING) TEAM (@BENIGNANTAPPERTAIN) I WA$ REQUIRED TO MAKE A PER$ONAL $O#IAL MEDIA A##OUNT TO KEEP A JOURNAL ON THE OFFI#E LIFE. I ALWAY$ TRY TO WORK A$ #LO$ELY TO THE LOWER RANKINF EMPLOYEE$ $O THEY DON'T FEEL LEFT OUT. I AM LEGALLY REQUIRED TO GREET EVERYONE ON THI$ $ITE TOO, $O HELLO! I HOPE THE HARDWORKING TROLL$ ON THI$ $ITE FIND MY #OMPANY AND OUR $ERVI#E$ MO$T PLEA$ANT.]

concept: scrolling through chittr on your stomach while your moirail goes at you prone bone them grunting and moaning desperately as they hold onto your hips, eyes closed in a deep focus behind you “i... im sorry, i...fuck, im trying to go fast, thanks again, for... this...” they mumble pathetically, leaning down to kiss at your cheek over and over apologetically in fast pecks “i know youd do the same for me if i needed it...” you laugh back, gasping as they pick up the pace to try and wrap up so you can go back to watching your favorite movie together (tags: Reader/Moirail, rails pails, palepail, railpailing, palefic, #nsfw, casual pailing, fluffy, archive rating: E)
is it too much to wwant a adorable midblood to keep in a cage and havve em forcibly do a lil jig the rest a their life as short as its gonna be
some trolls be posting the most heartfelt shit on here, and then their quirk is something that like flips every single letter, reverses it, translates it back and forth between 3 different dialects, replaces 17 letters with symbols and you just go "what the fuck is this" and keep scrolling
whaog. this is sick i hoPe you are GOOd ergo ANd not BAd ergo
(( @gratuitousAnnuity LEGEND THAT YOU ARE...)) #eridanweek
im meeting so many business trolls these dAYS its amazing [:F business is the best thing thats ever HAPPENEd to me
unfriendly reminder @ nobody wants to see your bulge @ i bet its crooked and ugly

concept: on your knees as they sit and read your arms wrapped around their leg, crotch pressed tight to their boot as you roll your hips forward and back desperately trying to find some relief they dont even look down when you bite at their knee like an animal, they simply turn the page and pay attention to what they actually care about (tags: Reader/Anonymous, sub reader, #nsfw, boothumping, desperation, degradation, apathetic top, archive rating: E)
【 Because too many people on this website are terminally unemployed. 】
IT IS ALWAYS JOB WEEK IF YOU LOVE YOUR JOB¡¡¡¡¡¡¡ I LOVE MY JOB¡¡¡¡
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ Crawlin out of the recuperacoon. Heading out to #eridanweek in the same suit and undone tie as last time... still got blood on it, so that's ... something. ]
Spreading rumors is not explicitly enough to draw the attention of the regulators, but know that if those rumors include dishonest gossip about the personal lives of your Corporate superiors, you may be asked to leave and apply for work at another company.∞ On that topic, the Repiton Corporation is happy to announce with the acquisition of Rusty Hearts Mechanical Repair, we now oversee a full 98% of the planet's market.∞
i d0n+ ge+ +ha+ s+uff bu+ +ha+ s0unds leik SUCH a g00d c0in
0:F !!!!oh!!!! wow my Prayers have been ANSWEREd thank you ill Pester you once im dONE dIGGING tonight
Some Of You Spend Too Much Time Looking For Rumble Spheres And Not Enough Time Looking For The Truth.
wew n0 0ne can take a j0ke anym0re lulz every0nes s0 sensitive
I hear #EridanWeek will be *the* go-to event for networking this sweep. #Im€oming
TO ERIDAN WEEK, $ILLY. ONLY GONNA BE THE MO$T ROCKING PARTY OF THE $WEEP.

Doo yoou really think if i had any revoolutioonary ideas i woould be sitting here oopenly talking aboout my plan too ooverthroow the Empress 8\ Soome oof yall be using yoour full names and signs and then have the nerve too ask why is there suddenly an bunch oof imperial droones at yoour doooorstep
✝+ I shared this on my blog, and I think it's a nice one :) https://i.imgur.com/iubppJb.jpeg +✝
wha, but ur liek, totally kewl man x) i didn't even kno dis game existed

It wouldn't be a ride to work without some minor projectiles plinking off the sides of the armored vehicle. Also, the weather is positively balmy this end of the Human Kingdom this morning.
This is an open reminder to all would-be daredevils and so-called "streamers": Corporate-sponsored events are tightly scheduled and well regulated events. We do not need unplanned "live entertainment" to "spice things up". I assure you that our booked entertainers, such as our friends at Imagine Dragons, will more than suffice.∞
[I got addicted to an online gambling app and am now in debt] [i dont know what to do SERIOUSE ADVICE ONLY!!!]

I d.o° n.o°t liike y.o°u @gratuit.o°usAnnuity but y.o°u kind .o°f l°o.o°ked in the thr.o°es .o°f despair and it made me feel bad s.o° I created this and iit made me feel better https://cdn.imgchest.c.o°m/files/eaa84e7d65f8.png
Exa€tly the fa€e I like to see on an employee.
Did anyone else just hear the wind's gentle sigh along the outer side of a window dueting with the ambient hum of traffic and air conditioners?
New profile pi€ture. Feeling: Professional. https://file.garden/aReFoSMd7€6GgbtB/Untitled1284_20260329231246.png
You'll be in a position of utter embarrassment, stepped on both literally and figuratively by €olleagues higher up than you. Keep up the tolerable behaviour for a few sweeps and perhaps you will be moved to a position moving €offee from maker to desk by €upped hand. Even more tolerable behaviour (not engaging with me unless spoken at first, yelling soft enough to not offend my eardrums but loud enough to be noti€eable when in pain, et€) and you may even be permitted to punish the least €ooperative €lient/employee of the day for me, if I don't feel in the mood for it. You start tomorrow.
10010001000101100110010011001001111>IT'S OKAY I WILL REMEMBER YOU IN MY DATABASE. WAIT NO. IN MY MEMORY. I WILL REMEMBER YOU.
I ₩ish I kn€₩ ho₩ som€ trolls compl€t€d th€ir trials b€caus€ th¥ obviousl¥ ar€ failur€s in lif€ no₩.
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rise and grind br0s (⌐□_□) Rise and grind (⌐□_□) (⌐□_□)
aw, daz okay, u will get it next time x)
What a g() () d day t() be smart and p() lite.
AbsΦlutΣlψ pathΣtic fΦr anψΦnΣ undΣr *viΦlΣt* tΦ bΣ dΣmanding "rΣvΣrΣncΣ". As if ψΦu'vΣ dΦnΣ anψthing tΦ Σarn it. PurplΣblΦΦds arΣ still Φn thin icΣ, lΣt alΦnΣ indigΦs. KnΦw ψΦur placΣ.
hatched to ragebait, , , forced to work retail, , ,
(• - •) Thank you. I'm not sure why but that's cool. ⚘
(• - •) I got a job. ⚘
so much talk about feet feet feet and no job job job

🜂 | My people will be in touch with you and your people. let's start making the big bucks, big moves, and never stop propelling forward! your Darkest Days are done for and your brightest behind you. sending you hurtling ever onwards. like a rocket. searing through the cosmic skies! #Chairministrangling #SigmaGrindset #LikeABoss #PityABoss #RechitABoss #GoldenPride #HelloYellowFellow #ReChittingForVisibility #SignupsStillOpen 🟢💰 The CHAIRMINISTRANGLER is ADVERTANTALIZING.
X_THE CARR∴T FLAV∴URED ∴NE IS AT A PREMIUM RIGHT N∴W!_

🜂 | An 8-sweep old came to me with a problem. asked for advice for accruing passive income. in just one afterdusk, i showed him how to: - Open over two-hundred Limited-Lance-Corporations (LLCs). - Set up vending touch-scream machines with fully voice activated dispenseries. - Prioritize search extinguish optimization tools for brand visibility. - Hands-free devices so that every finger can be used to #HODL stocks. - Integrate fully AI systems to automate his workflow. He still made 0$. But I made a nifty 19,000 Caeger selling him information, leads, and those touch-scream devices. #Chairministrangling #SigmaGrindset #LikeABoss #PityABoss #RechitABoss #GoldenPride #HelloYellowFellow #ReChittingForVisibility #WeSellCourses 🟢💰 The CHAIRMINISTRANGLER is ADVERTANTALIZING.
I'm taking a sabbatical from Chittr, but not because I'm #Seething or because I'm #CrashingOut. I'm a very important troll who has a very important job that needs to get done. Goodbye and you may look forward to my return whenever I feel like it. #WomenInSTEM - MC Oleana
CHITTR SHADY FACT #30 • “the amount of people posting here when they should be considering the future of their employment and/or future duries pre-destined to them offplanet is so ridiculous that it makes me want to take a moment away from the worksquare and hope the powers above don’t actually use this site. also being funemployed or self-employed is basically not real”

Yes y.o°u are perhaps right in this regard the inc.o°me brackets are t°o.o° vast a divide

"I can fix her." "I can help her." Start enabling her.
My apologiesf pardener I do not professff to know about financfesf any more than I would reckon the estimationf of your expertise. (That'fs spealf got awayf from me you seef) But I have full faithf in you and your future endevors, lessonsf learnedf and soonff you'llf ride again

🜂 | Delegation tip: if you’re still doing your own dirty work, you’re not scaling and you are NOT ready for full material release. hire loyal operatives, goons, grunts, the Alternian military if you can. install brand loyalty, and let your strategic thinkpan do the talking. and make it talk. make them talk. 🜂 | make them tell you everything. 🜂 | If you follow these steps you are sure to leave a lasting crater shaped legacy where all who oppose you once stood. #Chairministrangling #SigmaGrindset #LikeABoss #PityABoss #RechittABoss #ShamelessSelfRechitt 🟢 The CHAIRMINISTRANGLER is ONLINE.
- Your strategy... gosh! Mister Aiaray, please ignore that this is the first timme I've ever said sommething like this. But by jove, you've done it again! 😄

🜂 | They call it exploitation. my around the clock PR team calls it resource optimization across the hemospectrum. words matter when you’re building legacy. 🜂 | 🥴 #Chairministrangling #SigmaGrindset #LikeABoss #PityABoss #RechittABoss #ShamelessSelfRechitt 🟢 The CHAIRMINISTRANGLER is ONLINE.
I hope #EridanCoin tanks. #Comeuppance #JustDesserts #Cringe - MC Oleana
ʕ ՞ thAts whAt im sAying ՞ ʔ

🜂 | Woke up 4 sweeps early to optimize the upcoming Darkest Day rollout. success isn’t about sleep, recuperacoons, and culling persistent torso pillar aches. it’s about scalable planetary disruption pipelines. it's about hunger. it's about drive. it's about never letting the other guy know how willing you are to eat him/her/them/xir/xhey/i mean they alive... #Chairministrangling #KissTheseApocolypse #SigmaGrindset #LikeABoss #PityABoss 🧿 The CHAIRMINISTRANGLER is SCHEMING.

🜂 | Nifty little passive income tip: acquire a phenomenally powerful legendary energy source long forgotten about, brand it, authorize stationary and marketable consumables, endear it to the masses and let the lower castes build your empire while you focus on vision. small micro granular vs big unstoppable macro. stop thinking small, start thinking extinction-level ROI. #Chairministrangling #KissTheseApocolypse #SigmaGrindset #LikeABoss #PityABoss 🧿 The CHAIRMINISTRANGLER is SCHEMING.

🜂 | A wise troll once said...the market is the source of limitless energy to ensure everlasting prosperity. it is my purpose, my duty, my destiny! 🜂 | Now. 🜂 | I don't know about you. but that does NOT sound like the kind of guy i would want to get on the badside of. which is why you are so clever and analytically gifted to identify the MARKET as the greater purpose it is. the thing about the grind is. it doesn't matter how many sweeps you have LEFT. what matters is that you're willing to do anything and EVERYTHING with the ones you have to put you LIGHTSWEEPS away from the competition. 🜂 | That way. they'll never catch up. they'll never stop what you started. they'll all be stuck seeing for the rest of their tacky stupid insignificant lives how wrong they were about you about the planet about everything. 🜂 | Their Darkest Days will be ahead of them. while your brightest. will be behind you. like a rocket. propelling you ever onwards. 🙂 🜂 | Mutual follow, pal. i respect your candor. if you ever need a cover letter or a compelling reference for a MACROC LLC internship...you let my secreterrorist know! HAHA~ 🌹 #Chairministrangling #MakingConnections #SigmaGrindset #LikeABoss #PityABoss #RechitABoss #✊ 🟢💦 The CHAIRMINISTRANGLER is PUMPED UP!

🜂 | daily reminder: If you’re not vertically integrating your hemospectrum conferred advantages to your softwarring flow (slack, teams, microsaw suite), someone lower on the ladder is. hierarchy isn’t unfair, you’re just under-leveraged. And who willfully accepts a sucky position? Not #ME. #Chairministrangling #SigmaGrindset #LikeABoss #PityABoss #RechitABoss 🟢 The CHAIRMINISTRANGLER is ONLINE.
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T♡e grin◇♤et. Get your money up not your funny up.
- I amm SO sorry. I'mm so sorry they are mmaking you experience this. Hey. If I had it mmy way? Thousands would suffer. 😔
I'm afraid I'm going to have to agree. People don't want to work these days... - MC Oleana
Caught an employee using Chittr on company time so we had to cull him. Condolences to his matesprit. - MC Oleana
You €an't file a €lass a€tion lawsuit be€ause you don't have €lass, you don't get a€tion, and you don't even own a suit.
- CEOs typically know what's best for large groups of people, so I'll co-sign that uncritically! Woo! 🙌😆

i'm s𖦹 lucky t𖦹 spend an𖦹ther night 𖦹n this shitty planet
Wattcched my asshole friend spill an energgy drink over tthe work huskttop and tthen foulmoutth att itt in frontt of a ccusttomer. I swear tto tthe Motther. #ccullbaitt
i.have.seen.too.many.lowblood.posts.on.this.website. we.lowbloods.and.or.midbloods.are.not.meant.for.leisure.time.we.are.meant.to.find.freedom.in.our.mandatory.servitude. this.is.a.popular.opionion.that.most.share.and.if.you.do.not.share.it.you.are.the.odd.one.out.not.me.i.am.a.normal.lowblood.or.midblood
We at Macro Cullsmos value 4 tenets above all else: Multimedia marketing Innovation Leadership and Finance and investments - MC Oleana
Your experiences change you, and likewise the river's experiences change it. Ego sum ira Domini.
Chairmancer Rouzze just hand delivered me my paycheck. #Payday #TGIF #Boss #LikeABoss #Business #Success #Motivation #Hustle #Grind #Grindset #Number1Boss #Leadership #Goals #Bossbabe #INeedHim - MC Oleana
anmother nmight anmother shift of puttinm up with my coworker anmd my boss flush flirtinm with each other
THE IMPERIAL AGENDA: UTILIZE THE APPETITES OF THE MASSES TO DISTRACT FROM THE RAVAGES OF HEMOLOYALISM UPON YOUR BODY, YOUR THINK-PAN, YOUR SOUL. Think for yourselves, people. Tear your eyes away from the waves of smut and wonder why it is the net's pushing your hand towards your bulge when you could be taking up iron or blade against a system designed to kill you bit by bit. #revolutionary #nsfw #fightback
CHITTR SHADY FACT #8 • "bro strider needs to get a real job!"

I think there sh.o°uld be m.o°re pr.o°fessi.o°nal netw.o°rking g.o°ing .o°n here t.o° be quite h.o°nestlly ab.o°ut all .o°f this unless this is a type .o°f pr.o°fessi.o°nal I misunderst.o°o.d fr.o°m the starting .o°f it
NEED ME A BAD BITCH TO TEACH ME ABOUT INTERSECTIONALITY.

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