๐๐๐โฆ๏ธ๐ซถ๐ซถ YOU ALL HEARD IT HERE FIRST!!!! 24KARAT AND I ARE NOW IRREFUTABLY UNDENIABLY CHITTR OFFICIAL (BRAND RECOGNITION)!!!! ๐ซถ๐ซถโฆ๏ธ๐๐๐ ๐ฅน๐ซด๐ซฐ๐ซด๐ซฐ๐ซด https://chittr.ing/profile/carbolicGalvanologist/19883320-cf07-45be-8e62-3c63b74ace58 ๐๐ซฐ๐๐ซฐ๐๐ฅน ๐ซถ๐ซถBESTIE. BESTIE. BESTIE. 24 KARAT KATTTTTTT!!!!! and others ig ๐ซถ ๐ซต WE๐ SAW ๐ THAT ๐ VEIL DROP TO UNVEIL ๐ AND ๐ MY ๐ LONG TAIL ๐ IS WAAAAAAGGING ๐ I AM SEEING STARS 24K ๐ AND THE STARS? WELL THE STARS IS YOU ๐ AND MEEEE ๐ ugh excuse me pls ๐WHILE ๐ I ๐ AM ๐ GggggggggggggggggggAGGING ๐ ON ๐ THIS ๐ ๐ FEATURE LENGTH LOOK๐ ๐ #SUGGESTIVE OF UPPER MANAGEMENT ๐ ๐ซถ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ ๐DID ๐ I ๐ JUST ๐ WITNESS ๐ THE ๐ GREATEST ๐ BRAND ๐ REFRESH ๐ IN ๐ ALTERNIAN ๐ HISTORY ๐ BESTIE ๐ or WHAT?!?!?!??!๐ซต YOU? ๐ซต ME? ๐ซต COMMONERS TO COMMON HIVEHOLD NAMES? ๐ซต RAGS TO RICH BITCHES???? ๐ซต VINTAGE TO VINEYARDS??? ๐ซต BOSSED TO BOSSING??????? ๐ซต ๐ข๐ when I said "dress for the job you WANT," I didn't realize you were going to MANIFEST the ENTIRE executive suite, perks and all, across your PERSON!!! But here we ARE!!! Here you ARE!!! sitting on that chair with manners like you got the MANOR BENEATH IT!!! (which btw if ive got any say you WILL own the building bestie btw, I'm drawing up the acquisition papers AS I TYPE!!!) ๐ข๐ ๐ค BRAND TRANSFORMATION MATRIX ...10%...20%...40%...67%!!!! 88%!!!!!!!!! 99.99999% 100%% COMPLรTE!!! ๐ค ๐ซต FROM CHALKBOX TO CHALKBOSS!!!!!!!!! ๐ซต ๐ our parallel track running POWER PALETTE: ONYX & AURUM (#000000 & #FFD700) - the ONLY acceptable power couple bestie, we don't do silver we do SUCCESS!!! โจ ๐๐ shape: that's a look called PREMIER EXECUTIVE BESTIE (TM) ๐๐ ๐ซถ i am making EVERY FUCKING ONE OF YOU appreciate MY 24K's embroidery so FUCKING HELP ME CALI B...teehee...er hem...metallic gold bullion embroidery traces the FINEST rose and sufferer insignia motifs across the lapels, down the seams, and around the cuffs, and reinforcing the breathable mesh material๐ซถ ๐ first the broadcloth base, cemented with a dense anchoring, alternian imperial military-grade weave, designed to mask every last streak of blood to speckle or shed, inspired by the grand threshecutioners of escullpades and overstars war campaigns~!!! it took me many sleepless lights to get the features JUST right, buuuut when the gravitas of near ORBIT INSPIRING gravity set in on his collarbones and shoulders...i KNEW i had PROMOTED 24Karat Kat to something as FOREVER as GOLD ๐ ๐next the black base...any dipshit can point out that is the EXACT dye belonging to the SUBTLE variation SPECIFIC to the Mourning Standard of the GRAND THRESHECUTIONER CORPS, who wore unrelieved black, not for death, but for the WORK of death, of refusing to distinguish between caste colors because all blood ran the same when spilled!!!! is that not METAL AS FUCK?!?!? (hint: it FUCKING IS!!!!)๐ ๐ซถ look closely at those wrist cuffs - thats not thread - that is CORD THICK AS CONCRETE BABEY - thick, twisted filaments of gold-wrapped fiber that could steal a spotlight from a crucified messiah, the wool is a material called aetherspun matte...used...YOU GUESSED IT!!!! for restraining PRISONERS OF WAR and HIGH RANKING OFFICERS! these restraints were carried ceremonially by threshecutioners of only the ELITE most flaysquads tasked with processing high-caste prisoners, yyyyyyuppppp yup yup, to prevent personnel from being marked by the condemned's final thrashing while an execution is requisitioned! ๐ซฐ๐โโ๏ธ๐ in this executive reinterpretation, with the gold, the exaltation, the glory, the shimmering, glistening, gleaming, titanic towering tallness, the epicenter of eminence, they become ornamental shackles, suggesting the wearer has already been bound to duty, to office, to the endless grind of enforcement, ๐ซถ JUST ๐ซถ LIKE ๐ซถ SPARKLE KARKLE 24 KARAT KAT!!! ๐ซถ๐โโ๏ธ๐ซถ ๐ท๏ธ OFFICIAL DESIGN CREDITS ๐ท๏ธ conceptualized by: YOURS TRULY (obviously!!!) | tailored under: Charm$ Bespoke Atelierโข | psionic measurements taken by: THESE HANDS (only SIX of them were even needed bestie, the rest were just there for show!!! ...ing off, call that a CIRCUIT DE CIRQUE DU FREAK!!!!) | fabric sourcing: Imperial Grade Threadcount (the gold embroidery alone cost more than most retirement plans bestie!!! buuuut worth every pinch!!!) | final fitting: EXQUISITE (MADE TO ORDER!!!!)! ๐โจ ๐ก AESTHETIC PHILOSOPHY ๐ก ๐ they call it "too much gold" i call it โจJUST SUFFICIENTLY GILDEDโจ ๐ they say "that's not standard Felt issue" i say โจBESPOKE CORPORATE DISTINGUISHMENTโจ ๐ they claim "you can't smoke in the office" i say โจATMOSPHERIC AMBIENCE GENERATIONโจ ๐ "inappropriate footwear"? bestie i'm โจRAISING THE BASELINE FOR DRESS CODE VERTICALLYโจ ๐ "who authorized this budget"? that's just โจRETROACTIVE EXPENSE APPROVALโจ ๐ "is that blood on the collar"? it's simply modern haute couture โจWEARING THE HUSTLE OUTWARDLYโจ โจ๐โก THE BOTTOM LINE โก๐โจ ๐ค๐ I'M LITERALLY WATCHING AN EMPIRE'S ENTIRETY BE BORN ON THE SHOULDERS OF ONE TROLL IN REAL-TIME AND THE HATERS AREN'T EVEN INVITED TO THE IPO!!! ๐ค๐ #GoldBloodGrindset #CEOlife #Charm$Up #SigmaSweeps #24KaratKat #CW-SUCCESS #TW-SUCCESS #FLASHING #FLASHING-LIGHTS #FLASHING-FLASHING-LIGHTS-LIGHTS โจ๐๐ ๐ขโจ CHARMS IS ALWAYS ONLINE.
huh. __g__in? c__ngr__ts __n y__ur br__nd stuff.
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Did anything twitch a lit~tle when you typed mine? #sug~gestive
เซฎ๊ฐ // หถโข // เผ // โขหถ๊ฑแ // congrats..
โ ๏ธ๐ฅน๐ซด๐ซฐ๐ซด๐ซฐ๐ซด https://chittr.ing/profile/carbolicGalvanologist/19883320-cf07-45be-8e62-3c63b74ace58 ๐๐ซฐ๐๐ซฐ๐๐ฅนโ ๏ธ ๐๐ we GLOMPED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ๐๐ #ChairministranglEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEing ๐ข CHARMS is ONLINE.
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๐ฅฐ๐๐ฅฐ oh stop it, you cad-sanova~! dont go grifting my pusher ๐ด LIVE where all can see! of course i twitched and convulsed and pounded every last letter with the hesitation of a stock thats sure to crash and burn!!! but...the residuals...the tax loss harvesting...mmmf...long term capital gains... ๐๐ฐ๐ ๐๐ต๐ no. NO! i am a CHITTR OFFICIAL (TM) spoken for man! ๐๐๐ฐ ๐๐๐ you dont want me to stop keeping my hands to myself around a girlboss as...established as you are...not without a VERY clear understanding of which sort of hostile acquisition we are on about!!!! ๐ธ๐๐ ๐ช๐๐ช hmph! ๐๐ ๐ #Chairministrangloomfie #CallMe #ButOnlyOnASecureLine #Suggestive #ServiceWithASmile ๐ข CHARMS is ONLINE.
^^hoW...bloodY!^^
YOU MUST LOVE BEING REPEATEDLY BEATEN TO DEATH. THE WAY YOU KEEP BEGGING FOR IT. LIKE A DESPERATE WHORE.