Kalian Delfin
@karnalDetente
every1s faaaav galactic camboy ;)) onlyfins top model <3 #nsfw
Ehm... since I have the badge...to make it truly official... I would like too make an announcement...that I am apart of @barackObama 's ...electorial cabinet... (^ . ^ ❀) I will be the main...head...of the environmental protection agency....(^ o ^ ❀) My duty....will entail all jurisdiction...that belongs to flora and fauna protection and conservation....as well as offering aid in any eco disasters....(^ . ^ ❀) I will...do my best...to uphold my duty.... and make...this...ehm...planet..?...country..? proud.... (^ o ^ ❀) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/12fcc60fc606.png
❥ That’s so aധεsuო oოg!! Ur gonna do aოazfin ധork!! Good luck!! •▽• ｡˚○
omc congrats mamaaaa
FINALLY SOMEONE WE CAN TRUST GETTING THEIR HANDS DIRTY, FINALLY FIXING THIS CORRUPT POLITICAL SYSTEM FROM THE INSIDE. HATS OFF TO A GREAT CABINET PICK.
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HTTPS://FILES.CATBOX.MOE/JJB85R.PNG JUST WANTED TO SHOW OFF SOME MORE OLD PICTURES OF MY BODACIOUSLY SHAPED PARAMOUNT PARAMORE THAT MAKES MY LITTLE SASSACRE "QUIVER".
૮ ․ ․ ྀིა the dress on the right hand side is very pretty and also in my colour! Ი𐑼
IT WAS A QUITE BEAUTIFUL FLAPPERGIRLS DRESS ALL THE BEAUTIFUL MODELS OF THE TIME WERE WEARING OUT TO SHINDIGS IN NEW YORK CITY! WHAT A GREAT TIME
૮ ․ ․ ྀིა that sounds quite fun!૮꒰˶•༝•˶꒱ა ♡ I'd like to go to a party like that! Ი𐑼
i wanna be a cowboy yall :P the demons in my pan want me 2 ride west
mmmmh such a good stallion for kali ;OOOO
good horsie ;))
man i cant believe im 20 now ain that crazy <3 april fools day canon kalian bday cuz the hiveswap team loves me gen best bday ive ever had in my life AFAIR i luve evbery one on this website ;)
[[ HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO CANON KALIAN DELFIN (THIS GUY)!! EVERYONE WISH HIM A GOOD ONE!!! ]]
pickup lines? fuck the lines cum pick me up ;) 50 kilos im easy 2 handle <3 #nsfw
;OOOO plzzz babes we cud have sooooo much fun <3
cum pick me up n ill let u put me under a magnifying glass ;) inspect my gadgets will ya ;O #nsfw
[|||] we usually just jerk off to your porn together lmao but maybe if i can get her nosebleeds under control we can do something~ if not though we can get a cute selfie lmao #nsfw
ur a detective so use those skills ;)
u wud not belieeeve the crimes ive committed ;)
confessing 2 wut ;)
oh ill haaaaaapily cum 2 ur office bby ;)
<An i hAndle those pre<ious horns of yours? :v
mmmmmmm sure ;)
ofc babyyyy ;D cum rite on ovr
we wasted rn fuck my shift at the cunt factory tmr
cant believe im cryne over a MAN rn drunk asl heres a tip for yall never fall in love with some1 cuz everything u love will b ripped away from u :))) <3
I THOUGHT YOU SAID YOU WERE GOING TO SLEEP. BUT WHATEVER WE BALL I GUESS IVE LONG SINCE THROWN OUT ANY PLANS ON GETTING A GOOD NIGHTS REST.
sleep is for the weak we drink til sunrise n forget ab our responsabiltiies here
YOU KNOW WHAT FUCK IT IVE NEVER GONE OUT DRINKING ITS TIME I GET SOME OF THAT ACTUALLY FUCKING GOOD FAYGO #SUBSTANCES
;o) cheers babes
WAIT FUCK I JUST REALIZED I FORGOT THE.. THE ONE RULE YOU FOLLOW WHEN YOU GO DRINKING.. YOU ALWAYS DO IT WITH FRIENDS!
party hard crash harder babes we r SO back ;D
ION KNOW HOW LONG IM GONNA BE ON ALTERNIA, BUT I WANNA MAKE IT AS FUN AS I POSSIBLY CAN. LETS GET FUCKED UP OR SOMETHING
yas biatch <3 back 2 ur place after ;333
MOTHER FUCKIN PARTY TIME
yasss lets dance bbyyyy ;D
at my wrigday dinner suckin dick n cock ;) #nsfw
go get it!!!! :D
we out hereeee
HTTPS://FILES.CATBOX.MOE/FPQQE3.PNG I JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND HOW TO USE THIS WEBBED SITE ON THE WORLD WIDE WEB #NSFW
HTTPS://FILES.CATBOX.MOE/KUQ6MY.PNG OUR THOUGHTS AND PRAYERS GO OUT TO THE LUSSI OF TROLL BRUNO MARS. WE DON'T BELIEVE IN THAT NEW AGE HOKUM BUT IT'S THE THOUGHT THAT COUNTS. IGNORE MY GRACIOUS LADY LOVE SHE SAW SOME CHILD SLIP ON SOME BLOOD TRYING TO GET TO THE STAGE #ERIDANWEEK #VIOLENCE #TRAGEDY
HTTPS://FILES.CATBOX.MOE/6R9S2X.PNG ALL OF THESE BLASTED YOUNG'INS ARE POSTING THEIR FITS FOR THIS #ERIDENWEEK. MY CLOCK KNOCKER OF AN EMPRESS SAID I SHOULD SHARE MY FINEST WEARS
YOU KNOW WHAT I GOTTA RESPECT THE FIT YOU LOOK TOUGH AS SHIT.
CLOTHES MAKE THE MAN, MY GOOD TROLL, AND THIS MAN IS DEFINITELY TOUGH AS "SHIT"
almost 3am i got work in the morning and im sat on here n watching my chud girlie play MGS
[|||] don't call distra a "chud" please bestie,,,
bites u ;3
which MGS game? I got gifted Revengance furrreverrr ago and still haven't played it, mew~ 💖✨
#based mgs is 1 of my fav series.. knew my alt had gud taste ;)))
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heyy yaaaall so like :P what is this
shellooo bb ;)
welcum 2 chittr, ur gonna lov it here people will cum bow at ur boots ;PPP
[[ Also hi! Didn't mean to steal your spotlight! Welcome though always nice to meet other alternates of this guy! :3]]
yassss gud ;)) im just here for the bears >;))))))
genuinely delightful ;) world knows me as quite the kalian fan heheh >;3
[[ I love him so much! I hope my interpretation of him isn't odd. I respect and love this man so much... ]]
#based #relatable
omg Are you the reAl deAl kAliAn delfin??? im A huge fAn... depending on how you interpret thAt <omment ;D
awwwh im sure u are babeyyyyy ;)))) i luv aaaaall my fans <3
omg omg i love your work!!! im A top tier subs<riber!!! hope to meet you one dAy <3