Kalian Delfin
@karnalDetente
every1s faaaav galactic camboy ;)) onlyfins top model <3 #nsfw
i wanna be a cowboy yall :P the demons in my pan want me 2 ride west
mmmmh such a good stallion for kali ;OOOO
good horsie ;))
man i cant believe im 20 now ain that crazy <3 april fools day canon kalian bday cuz the hiveswap team loves me gen best bday ive ever had in my life AFAIR i luve evbery one on this website ;)
[[ HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO CANON KALIAN DELFIN (THIS GUY)!! EVERYONE WISH HIM A GOOD ONE!!! ]]
pickup lines? fuck the lines cum pick me up ;) 50 kilos im easy 2 handle <3 #nsfw
;OOOO plzzz babes we cud have sooooo much fun <3
cum pick me up n ill let u put me under a magnifying glass ;) inspect my gadgets will ya ;O #nsfw
[|||] we usually just jerk off to your porn together lmao but maybe if i can get her nosebleeds under control we can do something~ if not though we can get a cute selfie lmao #nsfw
ur a detective so use those skills ;)
u wud not belieeeve the crimes ive committed ;)
confessing 2 wut ;)
oh ill haaaaaapily cum 2 ur office bby ;)
<An i hAndle those pre<ious horns of yours? :v
mmmmmmm sure ;)
ofc babyyyy ;D cum rite on ovr
we wasted rn fuck my shift at the cunt factory tmr
cant believe im cryne over a MAN rn drunk asl heres a tip for yall never fall in love with some1 cuz everything u love will b ripped away from u :))) <3
I THOUGHT YOU SAID YOU WERE GOING TO SLEEP. BUT WHATEVER WE BALL I GUESS IVE LONG SINCE THROWN OUT ANY PLANS ON GETTING A GOOD NIGHTS REST.
sleep is for the weak we drink til sunrise n forget ab our responsabiltiies here
YOU KNOW WHAT FUCK IT IVE NEVER GONE OUT DRINKING ITS TIME I GET SOME OF THAT ACTUALLY FUCKING GOOD FAYGO #SUBSTANCES
;o) cheers babes
WAIT FUCK I JUST REALIZED I FORGOT THE.. THE ONE RULE YOU FOLLOW WHEN YOU GO DRINKING.. YOU ALWAYS DO IT WITH FRIENDS!
party hard crash harder babes we r SO back ;D
ION KNOW HOW LONG IM GONNA BE ON ALTERNIA, BUT I WANNA MAKE IT AS FUN AS I POSSIBLY CAN. LETS GET FUCKED UP OR SOMETHING
yas biatch <3 back 2 ur place after ;333
MOTHER FUCKIN PARTY TIME
yasss lets dance bbyyyy ;D
at my wrigday dinner suckin dick n cock ;) #nsfw
go get it!!!! :D
we out hereeee
almost 3am i got work in the morning and im sat on here n watching my chud girlie play MGS
[|||] don't call distra a "chud" please bestie,,,
bites u ;3
which MGS game? I got gifted Revengance furrreverrr ago and still haven't played it, mew~ 💖✨
#based mgs is 1 of my fav series.. knew my alt had gud taste ;)))
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heyy yaaaall so like :P what is this
shellooo bb ;)
welcum 2 chittr, ur gonna lov it here people will cum bow at ur boots ;PPP
[[ Also hi! Didn't mean to steal your spotlight! Welcome though always nice to meet other alternates of this guy! :3]]
yassss gud ;)) im just here for the bears >;))))))
genuinely delightful ;) world knows me as quite the kalian fan heheh >;3
[[ I love him so much! I hope my interpretation of him isn't odd. I respect and love this man so much... ]]
#based #relatable
omg Are you the reAl deAl kAliAn delfin??? im A huge fAn... depending on how you interpret thAt <omment ;D
awwwh im sure u are babeyyyyy ;)))) i luv aaaaall my fans <3
omg omg i love your work!!! im A top tier subs<riber!!! hope to meet you one dAy <3