MEULIN (•˕ •マⳊ
@amusingCaterwaul
ฅ(•⩊ •マ < SHE/HER, MULTISHIPPER, LOVER OF LEMON! IYKYK. DLDR.
incitin/causin a traumatic incident to gain a brand neww trauma bond wwith the other person(s) invvolvved
ദ്ദി(>⩊ o˵マⳊ < NOW AND THEN TROLLS WILL ASK ME, "MEULIN, WHAT'S THE MOST EFFECTIVE WAY TO WASH SMEARS OF GREASEPAINT OFF OF YOUR CHITIN?" ദ്ദി(◝⩊ ◜˵マⳊ < AND TO THEM I SAY, "LOL, WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO??? WEAR IT LIKE A BADGE OF HONOR!!" #ALSOTHISISTHEBUBBLES #ANYTHINGTHATYOUSTOPTHINKINGABOUTFORLONGENOUGHWILLDISAPPEARONITSOWN #WHICHISEXTRAREASONTOWEARITPROUDLYWHILEITSTILLEXISTS
if youwve ewver liked or pitied any of my posts, that means you implicitly condone evwerything ivwe evwer done. sorry, i dont make the rules, i just exploit em.
Its s0 true i l0ve mis0gyny
i think wve should cancel anyone vwho doesnt wvant to murder me on sight so that theyre more socially isolated. i lowve socially isolated girls ;)
you are forgi\/en <3333
ME TOO. WE SHOULD TALK ABOUT IT. WHILE MAKING OUT. IN THE DIRECT LINE OF SIGHT. OF BASICALLY ANY MALE SEADWELLER.
/ᐠ - ˕ -マ < CURRENTLY CONTEMPLATING IF THE GUY WITH THE NONEXISTENT PURRSONALITY IS HOT ENOUGH FUR ME TO INCLUDE IN MY SHIPPING PLANS. BEING THIS BORING USUALLY DOESN'T LEND ITSELF TO EXCITING DYNAMICS, BUT I F33L LIKE THIS MAY BE A SKILL ISSUE ON MY PART. /ᐠ O`‸´O マ < IF I JUST SET MY LITTLE PURRVERT PUMPER ON IT, I'M SURE I CAN MAKE SOMETHING OUT OF NOTHING!!! #IWILLGROWSTRONGER #IJUSTN33DTOTRAINMORE
WVhat a headache... They hawve been arguing all night. I hawve been forced to separate them, as she vwould not stop trying to bite him. [[Background edit by @handMaid!! art by @ratking-buffet on tumblr]]
@COMMANDINGAUTHORITY PUT ME IN. COACH.
Tempting. It vwould be deeply entertaining you wvatch you render him limb from limb.
😨 haha not really though r1ght 😰 r1ght
😔 yess1r...
Sure... If she kills you nowv wvhere is the fun in that? Maybe she can rough you up a little, bloody you, and vwe can havwe fun using your blood as lubricant after.
😳 yegh haha maytbe... 🥴
HHFFHGHDOYOU PROMISE.
g|rls :)
* its a day for yuri! :3
20K OUTFITSWAP WITH @WOEGOTHIC. 30K AND WE STOP BEATING THE ALLEGATIONS.
i AM GLAD, tHAT YOU TWO ARE PALS,
bout a couple of negative-b cup beaches makin everyone watch themshellves whore out on the dash? bad read
Staring at our chests, Peixes? Prison changed you swiftly.
FUCK OFF FROM MY POST WITH THIS. EVERYONE ELSE CAN USE THEIR MANNERS. AND LIVE IN THE DELUSION. WHERE WE'RE BUILT LIKE RACKMAID. YOU ARE NOT EXEMPT. FOLLOW THE RULES OR BE BLOCKED ONCE MORE. YOU SOPPING WET SEA COW.
WOW. IT'S LIKE A BUY ONE, GET ONE FREE DEAL ON CUTTING BOARD-ADJACENT DANGERWHORES PLAYING DRESS-UP WITH A BIG GIRL'S HARMOIRE. YOU'VE GOT ONE THING ON THE SNIFFSTUMP HERE, WITH THE BEGRUDGINGLY AMUSING HEADWEAR. BOTH OF YOU ARE BAD FOR MY HEALTH.
SEE MY COMMENT. RIGHT ABOVE YOURS. FAMILIARIZE YOURSELF WITH THE RULES. AND TRY AGAIN.
FAMILIARIZE YOURSELF WITH THE GLOWING, BULB-SEARING OUTLINE OF MY BURNING MIDDLE PRONGSTUB. AND MY KISSABLE ASS, AS IT WALKS THE FUCK AWAY FROM YOUR INSUFFERABLE ANTICS, YET AGAIN.
WHAT WAS THAT ABOUT YOUR ASS. #HHHH.
Mpreg ( Mouth Pregnant ). #nsfw #nsfc
popcorn ate a cuteberry }:D (not really haha... just a raspberry, no worr1es y'all...) {r} https://cdn.1mgchest.com/f1les/b216f7b721f7.png {r)
A Healthy Appet|te |s An Excellent S|gn Of The|r Future Strength.
true that, bro 💪 and popcorn's got one h*ll of an appet1te for berr1es }:)
pOPCORN DOES NOT NEED, a CUTEBERRY AS IT WOULD BE, rEDUNDANT, eHEHEHE,
tRA1N AND F1GHT, pOPCORN-SAN, - n1TRAM-DONO
yo, truth... guess 1t was k1nd of a noth1ngberry then...
! popcorn 1s honored, N1tram dono... }:)
@TECHNICALLYTIMAEUS COMPUTER. UNDO RECHITT. UNRECHITT.
too late, doll... already 1nfected w1th that popcorn swag };)
* i dunno if either of these things were accomplished by posting this image
* yea ur rite my bad for assuming otherwise lmao * id be surprised if you got someone to do the latter tho
~I peed~
thaankss 4 lettiing me know dude, beiing the chaange ii waannaa ssee iin the world
MOTION TO ENTER EXHIBIT INTO EVIDENCE! driving in [your] scuttlebuggy / right after a beverage / hey that bump / sounds like a hoofbeast
≽(◉⩊ ◉ ≼マ < #DIDYOUKNOW THAT THERE ARE SO MANY PROFILES ON THIS SITE THAT CONTAIN "ANAL" AS PART OF THEIR HANDLE THAT THE SEARCH FUNCTION WON'T EVEN SHOW ME ALL OF THEM??? I THINK THAT'S BEAUTIFUL. #NSFW #WASTECHUTESTUFF #MAKESMEWANTTOLISTENTOASGORESTHEMEFORNOPARTICULARREASON #BUTICANNOTDOTHAT
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MOTION TO ENTER EXHIBIT INTO EVIDENCE! driving in [your] scuttlebuggy / right after a beverage / hey that bump / sounds like a hoofbeast
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pet pet.
D --> Of course.
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:33 < prrrrrr!!!!
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*petpetpetpetpetpetpetpepteptpetpetpetpe*
:33 < *ac nuzzles his face against mewr warm hand!*
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mY UNDERSTANDING 1S THAT, a mAGE GUIDED A pR1NCE'S CLUB, i MEAN, tHAT PROBABLY HAPPENED AT LEAST ONCE, tHOUGH MAYBE, a mAGE DOES NOT GUIDE AT ALL, bEING A MORE ACTIVE CLASS, sO i GUESS A mAGE,,, uNDERSTOOD A pRINCE'S CLUB AND, aCTED UPON THAT INFORMATION, oN HER OWN,
COMPUTER. ENHANCE. AND TAKE ALL OF HIS CLOTHES OFF. AND UNSHEATHE HIS BULGE.
D --> To dress oneself in the garb of a servant is somewhat... e%hilarating #%dressing #maidservant #servitude
"= how long did you keep it on for before you. grew. too self conscious. ? ="
"= keep your secrets :). or don't, it would be very interesting to see the general reaction to the answer. ="
:33 < wow! mew're looking good! the fit actually suits mew! meowking mew look suppurr hunky and it shows off mewr meowscular features!!! i appurrove!
great vv taper cant see the quads but i imagine theyre huge delts wwider than most chittr users futures i wwould lovve to platonically do bumps off your globular muscle ass then find a beautiful wwoman to havve sex wwith #nsfww
D --> Thank you, I am quite proud of my physique D --> Perhaps I should have lifted the skirt higher to show off my quads, I will remember this for my ne%t post D --> If you w001d still be interested I can assist you in the weight block D --> Are bumps some form of e%ercise I am not familiar with
"= i dare not ask. what is this. nineteen hours later. how long, would you do it again? ="
D --> I have doffed it now, it w001d have been ridiculous to sleep in it of course D --> However long a superior commanded for it D --> It is, after all, a matter of servitude
"= ah, hm. i suppose that means. well, it really depends on who you consider your superior, how difficult you must make it for yourself, ha. i know who i consider mine, but i hate to tell, never be too forward with that kind of info, you don't know who would use it. ="
She did it right there, o+ut o+n the deck Put her canine teeth in the side o+f my neck @handMaid #Lyricpo+sting #GirlBestFriends #GPOY
I NEED IT AGAIN ALREADY.
Aww. Yo+u're so+ cute when yo+u're needy. I almo+st want to+ keep yo+u waiting even lo+nger until next time.
WHO DO YOU THINK I AM. KANKRI.
:o) In His infinite wisdom and proudest of bearing :o) My Lord has seen fit to bestow upon me a Title :o) So that I may stand proud amongst my peers in The Felt :o) #MyCoworkers SEE NOW THE GLORY OF MINE OWN TITLE! I AM HIS LORD'S VERY OWN MIRACULT PREACHER! I WILL SING HIS PRAISES DULY TO THE HEAVENS NOW AND FOREVERMORE! MAY DOUBLE DEATH RAIN UPON ALL, MAY THE SWING OF THE CLOCK'S PENDULUM HERALD THE END OF ALL MOTHERFUCKING THINGS! HONKAFUCKINGLLUJAH!
A-MOTHERFUCKING-MEN.
ABOUT FUCKING TIME. BETTER LATE THAN NEVER. DOES THIS CHANGE ANYTHING ORGANIZATIONALLY. WITH RESPECT TO YOUR STATUS. BENEATH ME. AS MY BITCH.
:o) A question for our Lord, I believe.
HELL YEAH KURLOZ THATS AWESOME!!!!!! congrats im glad you got a title now! ...not an easy one to make a nickname off of though preachy??? naw that sucks lmaooo we will workshop that anyways CONGRATS AGAIN
:o) I'm sure you can figure one out, Miss Helilo :o) You are a smart cookie
AND THUS BEGINS THE ERA OF RUBBING IT IN. I WON'T BE SURPRISED IF EVERY FLAKING PAINTING IN THE MANSION GETS YOUR STUPID NEW TITLE SHOVED IN ITS FACE. IT'S ONE OF PARADOX SPACE'S FUNNIEST JOKES THAT THE GUY WITH HIS FUCKING *MOUTH* STITCHED SHUT IS ONE OF THE CERTIFIABLE YAPPERS OF ALL FUCKING *TIME.* SIGH. CONGRATULATIONS, BROTHER.
;o) You're just jealous its better than yours
I'M GOING TO REMEMBER THAT YOU SAID THIS TO ME, YOU SMUG LITTLE FLEA-BITTEN MONGREL. I WILL REMEMBER THIS.
hhh good
(=^･⩊･^=) < CONGRATS!! PURROUD OF MEW!
≽/ᐠ >•̀マ≼ < DO I KNOW WHAT'S AT THE EDGE OF THE UNIVERSE? YES, BECAUSE I'VE SPENT TOO LONG OF A PERIOD OF TIME HERE TO EVEN KNOW HOW TO MEASURE IT!!! ≽/ᐠ >⩊oマ≼ < AM I GOING TO TELL HIM THAT? ABSOLUTELY NYAT!!! IT'S GOOD POSTING! WHY WOULD I INTERFURR??? #PRIMEDIRECTIVEORSOMETHING #ITWASINSOMEOLDSPACETRAVELSHOW