
:o) In His infinite wisdom and proudest of bearing :o) My Lord has seen fit to bestow upon me a Title :o) So that I may stand proud amongst my peers in The Felt :o) #MyCoworkers SEE NOW THE GLORY OF MINE OWN TITLE! I AM HIS LORD'S VERY OWN MIRACULT PREACHER! I WILL SING HIS PRAISES DULY TO THE HEAVENS NOW AND FOREVERMORE! MAY DOUBLE DEATH RAIN UPON ALL, MAY THE SWING OF THE CLOCK'S PENDULUM HERALD THE END OF ALL MOTHERFUCKING THINGS! HONKAFUCKINGLLUJAH!

A-MOTHERFUCKING-MEN.

ABOUT FUCKING TIME. BETTER LATE THAN NEVER. DOES THIS CHANGE ANYTHING ORGANIZATIONALLY. WITH RESPECT TO YOUR STATUS. BENEATH ME. AS MY BITCH.

:o) A question for our Lord, I believe.

HELL YEAH KURLOZ THATS AWESOME!!!!!! congrats im glad you got a title now! ...not an easy one to make a nickname off of though preachy??? naw that sucks lmaooo we will workshop that anyways CONGRATS AGAIN

:o) I'm sure you can figure one out, Miss Helilo :o) You are a smart cookie

AND THUS BEGINS THE ERA OF RUBBING IT IN. I WON'T BE SURPRISED IF EVERY FLAKING PAINTING IN THE MANSION GETS YOUR STUPID NEW TITLE SHOVED IN ITS FACE. IT'S ONE OF PARADOX SPACE'S FUNNIEST JOKES THAT THE GUY WITH HIS FUCKING *MOUTH* STITCHED SHUT IS ONE OF THE CERTIFIABLE YAPPERS OF ALL FUCKING *TIME.* SIGH. CONGRATULATIONS, BROTHER.

;o) You're just jealous its better than yours

I'M GOING TO REMEMBER THAT YOU SAID THIS TO ME, YOU SMUG LITTLE FLEA-BITTEN MONGREL. I WILL REMEMBER THIS.

hhh good

(=^・⩊・^=) < CONGRATS!! PURROUD OF MEW!