♣ mediated by @amusingCaterwaul
S-TIER: KANKRI. MEENAH. THE UNATTAINABLES. YOU. ME. PORRIM. THE PROFESSIONALS. A-TIER: KURLOZ. HORUSS. ARANEA. HIGH RISK. HIGH REWARD. B-TIER: LATULA. MITUNA. MEULIN. NOTHING SPECIAL. ENTER AT YOUR OWN RISK TIER: THE SHITBLOODED SLUGSUCKER.
COMPUTER. ENHANCE. AND TAKE ALL OF HIS CLOTHES OFF. AND UNSHEATHE HIS BULGE.
D --> If I am cleaning for a superior, I believe I may find reason to D --> Or for e%ample, if their boots where in need of cleaning
D --> Thank you Meulin, I agree D --> It certainly shows off my... assets D --> Perhaps a little too well, as if I bend over I am at risk of e%posing myself quote 100dly to anyone in my vicinity
alright then @caligulaascendit @caligulaaqua @caligulasabyssal @californiaartist @caligulasantithesis @caligulasacropolis @caligulasaquamarine @caligulasaquarium#9350 @caligulasaquarium @caligulasaquarium#1742 @caligulasaquarium#8330 @caligulasaquarium#7126 @caligulasaquarium#9845 @caligulasaquarium#3700 @caligulasaquariums @cupidsarroww @caligulasascendance @caligulasascended @ceremonialalchemy an any the rest a you me an unchained wwill wwitness you all snog
*AT. SORRY. WAS STARING AGAIN.
YOU DROPPED SOMETHING? I DIDN’T NOTICE. I WAS TOO BUSY STARING ST YOUR TITS. #ITSFEMINISTWHENIDOIT #RIGHTPORRIM?
........hang on lemme go sea what this nonsense is
the fuck happened
IT’S REALLY GOOD. I WON’T SPOIL A WORD.
@handMaid In the spirit 9f inf9rmed c9nsent, and 6ecause I kn9w as my friend that y9u respect me and w9uld certainly never d9 anything t9 rile me up 9r irritate me 9n purp9se, I'll answer y9ur questi9ns in as g99d 9f faith as p9ssi6le. Since n9t every9ne is familiar with what it means t9 6e celi6ate, I understand there may 6e s9me "edge cases" that require further ela69rati9n, lest 9ne accidentally cr9sses a limitati9n with9ut meaning t9. I'm answering this in the f9rm 9f a separate chitt and n9t a reply f9r any9ne else wh9 happens t9 visit my page in the interest 9f answers. The f9ll9wing is an in-depth elucidati9n 9f my th9ughts 9f my 9wn 69undaries. #Celi6acy manifests differently f9r every9ne wh9 decides t9 pledge themself t9 this lifestyle, s9 I d9 n9t intend t9 speak f9r every9ne, 9r even f9r 9ther Kankris. D9 n9t take this as an invitati9n t9 test these 69undaries, especially if we are n9t already acquainted. #NSFW and #ImpliedNSFW warning applies t9 all text f9ll9wing this line. 1, 2, 3, 17. N9. 4. I really can't imagine why I w9uld 6e in this situati9n t9 6egin with. 6ut this is als9 a n9. Directly aiding in s9me9ne else's sexual gratificati9n is as much 9f a vi9lati9n 9f my celi6acy as receiving sexual gratificati9n fr9m s9me9ne else. 5. I can't imagine why I w9uld 6e in this situati9n either. 6ut I supp9se if a friend 9f mine really, really wanted t9 have their windchute internally stimulated, and if there is n9 genital c9ntact happening whats9ever, and my hyp9thetical partner and I remained fully cl9thed, then I might p9ssi6ly 6e c9nvinced t9 9ffer a hand. 6. This is t99 vague f9r me t9 9ffer an 9pini9n 9n, s9rry. Unless 6y fr9nd stuff y9u mean handh9lding. Then sure. 7, 8. As a #Sexp9sitive #9penminded #N9tPrude #Ally, there is n9thing wr9ng with finding ways t9 let 9ff steam s9l9. This is n9t t9 say that it is an act that I engage in regularly 9r even at all, as I have plenty 9f 9ther 9utlets with which t9 9ccupy my time, 6ut *if* I did, it w9uld technically 6e in keeping with my c9mmitment t9 celi6acy. 9, 10. While these are als9 technically 9kay, it is n9t an activity I'd ever participate in. I have n9 interest in self pailing in the presence 9f an9ther pers9n, regardless 9f their level 9f inv9lvement in the situati9n. 12. If I had a pr96lem with this as a c9ncept I w9uld have 6l9cked y9u and the maj9rity 9f 9ur friends a l9ng time ag9. This isn't an excuse t9 up the ante. I am just 6eing realistic. 11, 13, 14. I want t9 p9int 9ut here that there is a distinct difference 6etween intenti9nal v9yeurism and *happening* t9 enter a space where 9ne 9r m9re tr9lls are sexually stimulating themselves. 9r, w9rse, 9ccupying a space when tw9 tr9lls then decide t9 f9rnicate, ign9rant 9f the fact that y9u were there first. In the case 9f the latter tw9 examples, I am well within my rights t9 remain in the space, and if they did n9t want s9me9ne t9 9ffer an 9pini9n, disappr9ving 9r 9therwise, they w9uld have ch9sen t9 either vacate the area 9r l9ck the d99r. 15. S9metimes it's unav9ida6le. Alth9ugh I d9 wish y9u and P9rrim w9uld learn t9 6e a little m9re discreet. D9 y9u think I *want* t9 listen t9 y9u tw9 all m9rning? S9me 9f us have 6etter things t9 d9 6e d9ing with 9ur time and d9n't wish t9 6e distracted. 16. Fine, if it's purely accidental, th9ugh I w9uld exercise cauti9n anyway. S9me tr9lls' h9rns are er9gen9us z9nes and thus are particularly sensitive. See my resp9nse t9 #4. 18. This depends entirely 9n the level 9f 9penm9uthedness inv9lved. Lip-t9-lip c9ntact can indeed 6e plat9nic in s9me cultures. 19. Kissing "anywhere" 6ut the face is als9 far t99 vague f9r me t9 pr9perly 9ffer a m9re in-depth 9pini9n 9n. As a catch-all answer, h9wever, I draw the line at anything 6el9w the waist6and 9f my sensi6le high-waisted pants. 20. This is... fine? I have 9ccasi9nally shared drinking vessels with friends and it has never 9nce even cr9ssed my mind that this *c9uld* 6e sexual. If this is s9mething that m9st pe9ple interpret sexually, please let me kn9w s9 I can rectify my 6ehavi9r. #GreyAreas #EdgeCases #DiscussingEdgeCases #Edging #SelfPailing #S9me9neElsePailing #SelfPailingWithS9me9neElse #Mastur6ati9nHa6its #V9yeurism #UnwittingV9yeurism #AccidentalV9yeurism #Emphasis9nAccidental #SimulatedPailingScenari9s #Hyp9theticals #Emphasis9nHyp9theticals #Celi6acy #Chastity #A6stinence #N9nsexuality #Inc9nsiderateHivemates #G99dFaithInterpretati9ns #H9weverDeservedItMay6e
BULGE CHECK. ARE YOU SQUIRMY.
ANYTIME. DRINK SOME WATER. AND THEN GO LOOK AT KANKRI'S POST.
@CARMINEGNOSIOLOGY PLEASE INDICATE WHICH OF THE BELOW ACTIVITIES WOULD OR WOULD NOT BREAK YOUR VOWS. FOR EDUCATIONAL PURPOSES. AND TROLLS LOOKING TO GET INTO #DENIAL. #CHASTITY. ASCETICISM. AND POINTLESS SELF-#PUNISHMENT. 1. SOAKING. (BULGE IN NOOK BUT NEITHER TROLL IS MOVING.) 2. BULGE NOT IN NOOK. BUT INSTEAD BETWEEN ANOTHER TROLL'S WALKSTEMS. 3. FULLY CLOTHED DRY HUMPING. 4. FULLY CLOTHED. WEARING A STRAP ON. USING IT ON ANOTHER TROLL. IN THE NOOK. OR THE CHUTE. 5. FULLY CLOTHED. WEARING A STRAP ON. USING IT ON ANOTHER TROLL. IN THE WINDCHUTE. 6. FROND STUFF. 7. PAILING YOURSELF. 8. PAILING YOURSELF. WITH AN INANIMATE OBJECT. SUCH AS A PILLOW. 9. PAILING YOURSELF WITH ANOTHER TROLL PRESENT. BUT NOT ENGAGING. 10. PAILING YOURSELF WITH ANOTHER TROLL PRESENT. ALSO PAILING THEMSELVES. 11. REMAINING FULLY CLOTHED AND MODEST. WHILE ANOTHER TROLL PAILS THEMSELVES. 12. DIRTY TALK. 13. EXPRESSING PLATONIC DISAPPROVAL. AT LENGTH. IN PERSON. WHILE TWO OR MORE TROLLS ARE ACTIVELY PAILING. 14. VOYEURISM. (WATCHING TWO OR MORE TROLLS.) 15. VOYEURISM. BUT FROM ANOTHER BLOCK. SUCH AS WHEN I STAY THE LIGHT WITH PORRIM. AND YOU'RE JUST ONE WALL AWAY. 16. WASHING ANOTHER TROLL'S HAIR. AND TOUCHING THEIR HORNS MORE THAN NECESSARY. 17. KISSING WITH TONGUE. 18. KISSING WITHOUT TONGUE. 19. KISSING ANYWHERE BUT THE FACE. 20. INDIRECT KISS. (ON A SHARED DRINKING VESSEL. FOR EXAMPLE.) THANK YOU KANKRI.
II took that other te2t that troll2 are on about. Thii2 one ii2 not riigged meaniing what the actual fuck ii2 wrong wiith all you other troll2, iif you 2cored any diifferently go 2et your2elf on fiire.
@c0ntr0versialMilk d0uble tapped me int0 sharing mine.
Anyway, I've 6een receiving a fair 6it 9f a push6ack f9r my use 9f the #MPREG tag (sh9rt f9r #M9ndayf9rP9sitiveRelati9nshipEthicalGl9rificati9n) as a pr9p9sed alternative t9 #MatespritM9nday 9r #M9irailM9nday. And I understand y9ur c9ncerns. Really, I d9. I kn9w it's atypical f9r s9me9ne such as myself with n9 interest in r9mance t9 weigh in 9n the g9ings-9n 9f the r9mance-9riented, and there may 6e s9me c9ncerns that I am trying t9 speak 9ver pe9ple. H9wever, my g99d friend Meulin @amusingCaterwaul has recently c9rr969rated my pr9p9sal. And as a self-pr9claimed expert 9n all things t9 d9 with r9mance and shipping, I am m9re than happy t9 defer t9 her auth9rity when it c9mes t9 the su6ject 9f MPREG. In fact, I dare say n9 9ne kn9ws as much a69ut MPREG as she d9es. Thanks, Meulin. I greatly appreciate y9ur supp9rt. #End9rsement #Testim9nial #Supp9rt #Appr9val #C9signed https://chittr.ing/pr9file/amusingCaterwaul/f5365782-a443-470e-8d43-ef998a47f716
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HHHOHMMHMGHYGOD. PLEASE MAKE SEVERAL MORE POSTS ABOUT #MPREG #BDSM #QUADSMEARING. THANK YOU KANKRI.
I see t9day is apparently #MatespritM9nday and #M9irailM9nday. While I c9mmend y9u all 9n y9ur attempts at cele6rating y9ur red-aligned quadrants, I've n9ticed a few w9rrying features 9f this trend, and I w9uld like t9 9ffer s9me suggesti9ns t9 tweak things t9 6e a little less pr96lematic. F9r starters, it is inherently exclusi9nary t9 pe9ple f9r wh9m their r9mantic situati9ns can n9t s9 easily 6e defined as "matespritship" 9r "m9iraillegiance". S9me pe9ple's m9irail and matesprit are the same pers9n, als9 kn9wn as a matesrail 9r m9irailsprit. S9me p9lyquadrant relati9nships even take 9n signifiers 9f 6lack-aligned 9nes, in the case 9f a kismatesis, an ausprail, an ausprailsprit, a matespremesis, a kisrailstice, just t9 name a few. N9t t9 menti9n pe9ple wh9 reject the tr9ll quadrant system entirely 9r are 9therwise in 6lended tr9ll-human relati9nship wh9 w9uld prefer t9 refer t9 9nes partner as their wifesprit, mates6and, m9irailfriend, sp9userail, et cetera. My first suggesti9n is f9r us t9 rethink the n9menclature 9f this #M9nday. I rec9mmend instead #M9ndayf9rP9sitiveRelati9nshipEthicalGl9rificati9n 9r #MPREG f9r sh9rt t9 enc9mpass the wide spectrum 9f n9ntraditi9nal red-aligned relati9nships. The 9ther thing I w9uld like t9 p9int 9ut is the inherent im6alance 9f having 9ne day dedicated t9 tw9 9f the traditi9nal quadrants with9ut c9nsidering the lack 9f c9rresp9nding days f9r kismeses and auspistices. After all, Western 6ef9ran/Western Alternian, the de fact9 language 9f this platf9rm, has n9 day 9f the week 6eginning with a K 9r an A t9 match the alliterative affect that MatespritM9nday and M9irailM9nday have, which c9uld imply a lack 9f c9nsiderati9n. Auspisticism in particular is particularly underrepresented in s9ciety and 9n Chittr. Instead 9f setting aside separate days and p9tentially alienating pe9ple wh9 d9 n9t feel flushed 9r pale f9rms 9f r9mance, I w9uld rec9mmend including pitch and ashen relati9nship styles as well. My rec9mmendati9n is #6lackalignedDesignatedSanctificati9nM9nday, 9r #6DSM, f9r 6revity. S9 f9r th9se 9f y9u all9quadr9mantic individuals wh9 are ch99sing t9 spend t9day with their l9ved, pitied, hated, and/9r mediated 9nes, c9nsider #MPREG and #6DSM. Thank y9u.
Bad people don't ask themselves that question. You're probably fine.
am i sexy or wvhat?~ [edited]