Eridan Ampora
@caligulasAcropolis
better than you could evver hope to be
that feel wwhen you really hit it off wwith someone at a party but they dont respond back to you wwhen you try and reconnect the next day and proceed to leavve you on read for a wweek can anyone else relate #vvaguepost
wwell howw fuckin nice for you unchained wwhat kinda tawwdry nickname is that anywway yknoww wwhat im glad you cant relate i dont evven wwanna be associated wwith you evven by nature of shared experiences sharin a name wwith you is insult enough
wwoww wwhat an incredibly insightful and stunnin contribution to help wwith my vvery serious issue ill be sure to wwrite it dowwn see this is wwhy i keep my distance from you mustard blood cretins i havvent met a single one of you thats got an ounce of decency wwhatsoevver
Oh. He's here now. #vaguepost
so this is wwhere i see youvve been hidin huh thought that i wwouldnt be able to find you in a vveritable sea of alternates wwell guess wwhat lalonde i can suss out your duplicitous avvoidant stink from a nautical mile awway noww i hope wwe can speak like civvilized adults and settle the matter for wwhy you havvent been answwerin any of my privvate messages i wwas HOPIN wwe could havve this convversation wwithout a bunch of uninvvited onlookers gawwkin at us but youvve sorta forced my hand at this point
Lost my phone in a ditch. Forever. Sad news really.
thats the biggest load of codswwallop ivve evver borne wwitness to you sure like to play coy and normally i wwouldnt wwaste my time wwith that breed of juvvenile nonsense if not for the fact that i knoww youre smarter than you let on so lets set aside the facades and approach the potent rivvalry brewwin betwween us in a more productivve manner
Rivalry. Is that how you’re seeing this?
oh dont be so obtuse its plainly obvvious that wwe are diametrically opposed indivviduals wwhat wwith me as a unwwavverin beacon of all things righteous and hopeful and you surroundin yourself wwith obsessions of dark illusions and superstitions and other assorted falsehoods under the guise of magic thats the kind of antagonism you only evver see in wwritten legends so the fact that this is real life means its too good an opportunity to pass up youre doin yourself a disservvice here come on
You’re really trying to force something that isn’t there. I wouldn’t exactly call you an unwavering beacon, nor myself obsessed with dark illusions. This is a sad display to witness. I have no interest in a black romance with you, Ampora.
alright fine i see howw it is i keep forgettin quadrants are still somewwhat of a foreign concept to some humans and perhaps you arent yet adept at recognizin wwhat these strange feelins are wwhen theyvve lodged themselvves in your blood pusher its fine and i suppose im sorry for comin off as so aggressivve in my assumptions i had a misconclusion it happens to the best of us but hey this presents a neww opportunity wwhere i can teach you all about howw to foster a proper kismesissitude ivve alwways wwanted an apprentice to bestoww my knowwledge upon this sounds great
Oh no, I seem to be getting a call. Sorry, I have to take this. I’ll get back to you later.
man please fuckin stop youre givvin eridans evverywwhere a bad name
as if i care wwhat a bunch of trivvial duplicates think about me they should count themselvves lucky if they evven manage to achievve a fraction of my prestige anywway this convversation wwas concluded before you stuck your cartilage nub in it so buzz off before i reconsider joinin that nonsensical eridan wwar and pick you as my target
an intro post wwell wwhat is there to knoww im a deadly and dowwnright ruthless nobleman of the high seas and if my status alone aint enough to inspire you into a appropriately servvile posture then i got plenty of firepowwer to make you reconsider i am the prince of hope and as such im the authority of all things hopeful so if you got any inquiries about that subject you can look no further landdwwellers dni unless wwe already knoww each other personally
hey eri wwhats up
god its so typical that the first person to reach out is another me got a wwhole social netwwork of trolls and here i am talkin to myself fuck im just fine but i sincerely hope youre not here to challenge me to that ridiculous wwar ivve been hearin so much about lately
no no not at all i wwas just scrollin my feed in betwween meetings wwhile enjoyin some scaldin leaf fluid and happened upon your finely composed treatise vvis a vvis the newwest eridans arrivval by all means if its your wwant to fence sit on this final blaze a glory betwween the vvarious jagged horned factions on here and wwait to be hunted dowwn like a barkbeast in the street by wwhomevver rises vvictorious thats your prerogativve i aint takin that from you i aint evven really sure on the logistics for this thing apparently unchained eri has been embroiled in conflict already but i aint evven left the office yet
psh just because i aint wwastin energy pickin fights doesnt mean im gonna be an idle bystander awwaitin my doom i havve no intention of bein hunted dowwn i wwill be fully armed and capable of defendin myself against any wwannabe ampora wwith a death wwish in fact wwaitin for them all to tire themselvves out fightin each other is then pickin them off one by one is a pretty vviable strategy so yeah your concern wwhile wwell meanin is nonetheless misplaced