Oh. He's here now. #vaguepost
so this is wwhere i see youvve been hidin huh thought that i wwouldnt be able to find you in a vveritable sea of alternates wwell guess wwhat lalonde i can suss out your duplicitous avvoidant stink from a nautical mile awway noww i hope wwe can speak like civvilized adults and settle the matter for wwhy you havvent been answwerin any of my privvate messages i wwas HOPIN wwe could havve this convversation wwithout a bunch of uninvvited onlookers gawwkin at us but youvve sorta forced my hand at this point
thats the biggest load of codswwallop ivve evver borne wwitness to you sure like to play coy and normally i wwouldnt wwaste my time wwith that breed of juvvenile nonsense if not for the fact that i knoww youre smarter than you let on so lets set aside the facades and approach the potent rivvalry brewwin betwween us in a more productivve manner
oh dont be so obtuse its plainly obvvious that wwe are diametrically opposed indivviduals wwhat wwith me as a unwwavverin beacon of all things righteous and hopeful and you surroundin yourself wwith obsessions of dark illusions and superstitions and other assorted falsehoods under the guise of magic thats the kind of antagonism you only evver see in wwritten legends so the fact that this is real life means its too good an opportunity to pass up youre doin yourself a disservvice here come on
You’re really trying to force something that isn’t there. I wouldn’t exactly call you an unwavering beacon, nor myself obsessed with dark illusions. This is a sad display to witness. I have no interest in a black romance with you, Ampora.
alright fine i see howw it is i keep forgettin quadrants are still somewwhat of a foreign concept to some humans and perhaps you arent yet adept at recognizin wwhat these strange feelins are wwhen theyvve lodged themselvves in your blood pusher its fine and i suppose im sorry for comin off as so aggressivve in my assumptions i had a misconclusion it happens to the best of us but hey this presents a neww opportunity wwhere i can teach you all about howw to foster a proper kismesissitude ivve alwways wwanted an apprentice to bestoww my knowwledge upon this sounds great
Oh no, I seem to be getting a call. Sorry, I have to take this. I’ll get back to you later.
man please fuckin stop youre givvin eridans evverywwhere a bad name
as if i care wwhat a bunch of trivvial duplicates think about me they should count themselvves lucky if they evven manage to achievve a fraction of my prestige anywway this convversation wwas concluded before you stuck your cartilage nub in it so buzz off before i reconsider joinin that nonsensical eridan wwar and pick you as my target