Eridan Ampora
@caligulasAcropolis
better than you could evver hope to be
an intro post wwell wwhat is there to knoww im a deadly and dowwnright ruthless nobleman of the high seas and if my status alone aint enough to inspire you into a appropriately servvile posture then i got plenty of firepowwer to make you reconsider i am the prince of hope and as such im the authority of all things hopeful so if you got any inquiries about that subject you can look no further landdwwellers dni unless wwe already knoww each other personally
hey eri wwhats up
god its so typical that the first person to reach out is another me got a wwhole social netwwork of trolls and here i am talkin to myself fuck im just fine but i sincerely hope youre not here to challenge me to that ridiculous wwar ivve been hearin so much about lately
Hear ye, hear ye. Despite my general distaste for nonsensical violence and wanton bloodshed, I suppose I should throw my two cents out there. @cesarianAqueduct is going to win this war. He is the only one of you with stakes. This means that the following Amporas are virtually guaranteed to lose. @caligulaAqua @caligulaAscendit @caligulasAcropolis @caligulasAquarium @caligulasAquarium#1742 @caligulasAquarium#7834 @caligulasAquarium#7940 @ceremonialAlchemy @cupidsArrow @cosmopolitanAequitas And honorary Eridan @twentyfourCarat I, of course, am under the assumption that @affableCantor and @capableAdmission are not participating.
wwhat the fuck is this i barely evven got the opportunity to set up my account and youre already tryin to force me into wwar wwith a bunch of inferior vversions of myself just my luck that people are alwways tryin to beat me dowwn and are chantin for my dowwnfall but guess wwhat wwitch youre about to be sorely disappointed ill take on all comers and dispatch any fradulent fakeass ampora like the cheap facsimile they are and wwhen i am evventually crowwned vvictor i wwill be sure to rub my triumph in your penitent face