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Eridan Peixes

@ceremonialAlchemy

Heir apparent.

Blood: FuchsiaAge: Kult Score: 881Kull Score: 136718 followers19 following
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Hello, all. It's become clear my social outreach in recent swweeps has been... subpar, so I'm putting out a line. I am your heir, and I INT-END to ascend - unlike the failures that came before me. Thus, I'vve made this account to float my policies wwith the people. TLDR: I'm -Eridan Peixes, ask me anything.

Today wwas a good day to skip the festivvities at #eridanwweek.

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Money can't buy evverything. For example, it can't buy the preservvation of @gratuitousAnnuity 's artwwork. I should havve savved it wwhile I could. In a better wworld.

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Art is fleeting, and something to cherish. Hopefully, opportunity to keep this art for yourself will return, so that you will be able to cherish it for many moons to come.

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This makes it sting a little less. Thanks.

it is saved in my mind. ill never forget the divine tapestries decorating his workspace

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H-E HAS MORAY???

he did but edited the pic after posting so its gone llmaoooo

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After yesterday's evvents I havve a newwfound appreciation for yaoi.

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Update on the wwhole movving rustbloods to the top of the spectrum for a day thing: I don't think wwe're gonna be able to get them to go back to the bottom.

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#eridanweek #horror You find yourself in the same cubicle you've worked for the past ten years in. You find yourself alone in the half lit office building. You are the last individual in the building, everyone else has families at home. You gaze at the CRT Monitor displaying its 600 x 400 resolution. You are comforted by the warm hum radiating from its core. You flit your pupils about your digital workspace, resting on the internet explorer icon. You decide to click it, check a few personal emails. You are invited to a website, chittr.ing, it's called. You see it's created by an Alternian. @dynamicFlowfields You see your standard social media fare when you register. You see pictures of friends and foes of old sharing good tidings. You feel a warmth inside. You however, lose that warmth when you notice a small trend. You saw it every dozen posts or so. #imcoming. You chalked it up to an innuendo. You did not register the warning. You look into it a bit more as it begins to populate your feed. You see #eridanweek, your see #bouncingonit. You see no reason to be worried. You let yourself be comfortable once more. You find yourself reading one of Rankmaid's fictive narratives. @archiveAddict You don't let it excite you too much, you're still at work. You don't give #imcoming much more mind. You don't even realize it's already the second day of #eridanweek. You look at the clock, it is midnight. You wet your eyes with eyedrops, ever handy. You can not seem to turn away just yet. You begin to experience Eridan Week vicariously through the posts. You see the likes of humorous, possibly purely jesting, celebrities from Alternia and Beforus. You notice that nearly ever post of Eridan Week includes #imcoming. You notice that #imcoming slowly turns to #ImComing. You are uneasy from the new threat. You look elsewhere, exploring other tags such as #teatime and catching up with others who aren't involved. You see irrelevant posts to Eridan Week even begin to include #imcoming. You begin to see odd images aghast across your dashboard. You begin to see yourself in images you weren't aware of being taken. You see yourself commenting on posts long since past. You did not write these. You keep seeing it. You even begin to post #imcoming in these retroactive oddities. You assume that this is due to someone mimicking your identity. You attempt to steer conversation on the platform away from it. You hastily type up humor, and romantic posts. You are doing anything you can to drown out #ImComing. You notice it is larger now. #IMCOMING. You select the tag, out of sheer curiosity and perhaps a fear for survival. You need to know who is coming. You. You are coming. You scroll endlessly through the tag. You see yourself on every post. You see your own hollow words. You see your notifications begin to shift. You are bombarded, first, a dozen #IMCOMING Responses. You refresh. You see a hundred. You refresh. You see a thousand. You click one. You see yourself. You click another. You see your own account again. You scroll down your feed. You only see your own account. You see your profile picture, stretched, compressed, tortured, reflected in glass. You do not remember seeing yourself like this before. You try to log out. You fail. You try to close the browser. You fail. You try to shut of the monitor. You are tortured by its continued hum. You step away. You notice the lights are long since turned out. You notice the office is even darker than usual. You see the distant lights of other monitors flicker. You notice a rhythm. You notice a heartbeat. You notice it isn't yours. You look back to the screen. You see #ImComing is #ImHere. You do not remember this post. You do not remember thinking it. You see a live feed open itself. You see your grainy, monochrome cubicle in an old video. You see your chair, your desk. You see yourself. You are not looking at the monitor. You are looking at the camera. You see the image distorting as the alternate self begins to move closer. You see it distort the frame. You hear it. You do not have speakers. You hear it under you, or around you. You hear its cacophony of whispers. You hear it gently say, "I'm here." You see the monitor flicker. You see the camera cut out. You monitor briefly turns out as you lean forward. You see yourself in your own reflection, only behind you. You see chittr.ing return. You see a new post. You see @you. You see an image loading slowly. You clench your nails in anticipation as each line slowly creeps into rendering. You see your cubicle again. You notice it is empty. You aren't even there. You see the caption. #IMHERE You feel something breathing on your neck. You stand up to leave. You see its fingers slowly extend past your peripheral vision. You close your eyes. You shouldn't have stayed.

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@woeGothic[WG]

WEIRD. I GOT A FOLLOW FROM AN ACCOUNT WITH YOUR EXACT SAME ICON AND HANDLE FOUR HOURS AGO. MAYBE YOU DO HAVE A FREAK ASS EVIL DOUBLE ON HERE. WATCH OUT, I GUESS.

MY DUMB ASS RESPONDED TO THE WRONG MESSAGE. WHATEVER.

Ah, perhaps. You were actually victim of my 666 Following Goal Spam.

@woeGothic[WG]

I ADMIRE THE DEDICATION TO THE BIT. THE GREAT NEWS IS THAT YOU WILL FACE ABSOLUTELY NO INCONVENIENCE AS A RESULT OF THIS DECISION BECAUSE FOLLOWING ACCOUNTS HAS BARELY ANY EFFECT ON ONE'S USER EXPERIENCE HERE.

I am aware, which is why I sought so desperately. Though it DOES inflate your Kult/Kult dramatically. I had made no posts or interactions and went up nearly 1000 points each during the onslaught due to the follow-backs.

@woeGothic[WG]

GAMING THE SYSTEM WITHOUT EVEN TRYING. I'D CALL ALL THAT KULT WELL-EARNED.

Yes, of course. It also means I am the closest thing to a phonebook on this platform.

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Why are my ganderbulbs leaking right now... - MC Oleana

Likely fear, I would guess.

@woeGothic[WG]

Of the eXistential variety, for certain. In all seriousness, it's uncanny how much your writing felt like it was prying directly into my subconscious. Kudos. - MC Oleana

Money doesn't buy evveryfin. Mostly it doesn't buy you a hand at #eridanwweek. That's fine though. I'm not a demandin employer. Sometimes you just gotta get ship done yourshellf.

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I just got out of the rubble at #eridanwweek. Oww.

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Y34H RUBBL3M4XX1NG

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Rottatin rust to the too of the spectrum for a day in honor of, @archivveAddict I may hae had too much to drink at once. #substances #eridanwweek #reel

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w0a +his is g0nna be like +he purge 4 +hem

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Just arrivved at #eridanwweek. WWhat the fuck is happening??

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dudes are 0iling up and wrestling each 0ther f0r y0ur guys entertainment fr0m what i gather

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@emptyEyes[EE]

That is vvery much happening but there's a yaoi paddle invvolvved.

Yes f0r ya0i punishment

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Hypothetically havvin company is nice and lovvely and all but my place's so big you'd nevver knoww it. Also I'm pretty shore he's passed out cold post-medicalizer anywwavves.

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For the record, I'm just takin @adiosToreador hivve so he doesn't risk sunburn again.

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@adiosToreador[AT]

i CAN, hEAR THE SCREAMING,

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Yeah, only gonna get louder. On the upside the sopor in my hivve is super effectivve.

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@adiosToreador[AT]

nOT THAT, sCREAMING,

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WWait. WWait wwhat do you mean then.

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@adiosToreador[AT]

iT'S HUNGRY eRIDAN,

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You're deeply concernin me here.

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WWhy the fuck is Troll Pitbull evven at #eridanwweek anywwavve??

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Forgivve me for reposting but the link wwas broken in my last attempt. TLDR, I'm releasing Hemospectrum 2. Feast your stalks. https://wwwwww.hostpic.org/images/2604020240250281.png

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put lime into nobility itZ the leaZt you can do

ALL TASTE THE SAME TO ME BABY.

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They'vve swwapped wwith purples you idiot. It's poetic or wwhatevver. My plan is perfect.

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A true egalitarian among us.

Znooooooore! let me be the giant rat that maKeZ all of the ruleZ

Look the goldbloods havve been chomping at the bit all ovver this site for this. Maybe you'll get lucky in Hemospectrum 3.

Today, on the start of a neww perigee, I'm announcing Hemospectrum 2 wwhich wwill ovverride the deprecated Hemospectrum 1. Unfortunately this does mean I wwill need to abdicate as soon as it goes into effect but really it's for the greater good. https://wwwwww.hostpic.org/images/2604020240250281.png

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@gastropodVehemence[GV]

~bad

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Look, I'd join you dowwn there but I didn't wwanna bias it by puttin myself on either end.

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Also what image hosts do people recommend I'm dying here 😭))

you allmost got me. i was this cllose to putting you on bllast

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This is vvery serious business I'll havve you knoww.

yk, 1 would've been just as good a boss to you as you are to me 1f th1s were true #mydream #everyoneelsesn1ghtmare

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Cheers Hayaah. Alwwavves reliable.

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Announcing noww my quadrants are all full, and I havve time to focus on romance. I'm vvery happy wwith my life. #aprilfools

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I eel like bronze Tavvros is just wway more chill than mine.

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wwell noww hang on wwhat exactly is your tavvroses deal

Blue. Specifically of the indigo hue. WWith evveryfin that comes wwith that.

I'm embarrassing myself out here. Cms.

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@dStrides[DS]

did you know @cronusAmpora is a lesbian trans woman now so proud of her

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For eel?

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@dStrides[DS]

yeah go show her some support it seems shes struggling with her identity

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1n honor of someone 1 know 1’m start1ng a new crypto, call1ng 1t #ba1tco1n w1th subs1d1ary #b8co1n and #ba1terco1n a l1ttle someth1ng for everyone; the f1sh(ers), the p1tchba1ters, and the 1ll1terate among you al1ke

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holly fuck @gratuitousannuity get ready to hodll

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@gratuitousAnnuity[GA]

↘️i am literally not involved in this.↘️

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you coulld be! the return on investment will be huge and will not go directlly into golldbllood pockets!

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@crypt1cCl1noman1ac 1s so r1ght. you should get 1n on 1t! totally not as penance so 1 don’t blow up your cub1cle tomorrow

You knoww wwhat? Sure. I'll back this.

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thanks boss :)

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I nevver use the undersea portions of my hivve cause I can't be fucked cleanin myself. Anyone think it'd be possible to hire a vviolet to do that, or too risky?

I lovve havving an employee wwho can do shit right. #wwinning #eridanwweek

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