Eridan Peixes
@ceremonialAlchemy
Heir apparent.
Hello, all. It's become clear my social outreach in recent swweeps has been... subpar, so I'm putting out a line. I am your heir, and I INT-END to ascend - unlike the failures that came before me. Thus, I'vve made this account to float my policies wwith the people. TLDR: I'm -Eridan Peixes, ask me anything.
I just realized howw embarrassing my gripin about my fate and shit is gonna be if I wwin my duel.
i dont think its embarrassin in a wway you should think that its somethin to look back on wwith pride that you succeeded and made it as far as you havve
Maybe you can kelp me learn to deal wwith it seain as you havve so much experience yourshellf.
wWw not me but my moirail. though she'zz way tougher than you so i'm shore she'zz gonna make it. but i wish you luck nonethelezz wWw
I meant wwith embarrassing yourshellf but I feel sorta bad noww that you said that. Apologies for all that. Cheers.
wWw that'zz fine you can act like a dick towardzz me all you want i'm not gonna spread negativity wWw
Tealbloods and other affected trolls: WWhat are your thoughts on the institution of the teal class as lawwyers?
I'd join in on the hornyposts but honestsea, evvery moment my prongs are tangled in my bulge is a moment I'm not fuckin wworking and wwe can't havve none of that. The grind nevver stops. #nsfww
WWhen I ascend the throne my first order of business wwill be making vvioletbloods do jobs they sea as beloww them in a righteous fury. WWhy the shell are wwe still putting olivvebloods in scuba divvin gear to clean underwwater infrastructure wwhen wwe can just get a seawweller to do it???
>> ho1y ડh¡t, you are ent¡re1y correct on that one
It's ridiculous the lengths they'll go to to avvoid havvin to clean somefin themselvves. Ungrateful and frankly useless sods, the lot of em.
>> aah, ¡ wou1dn't go that far, there are ડome v¡o1etડ ¡ am qu¡te fond of. ડome of them are ડweetheartડ rea11y We can a11 be n¡ce
You're right, and I don't mean to deride a wwhole caste. I wwas specifically referrin to the ones wwho wwon't lift a prong to shellp themselvves. Or anyone else.
>> that'ડ more reaડonab1e 🙂↕️ ¡ juડt cannot ડupport f¡ght¡ng between the caડteડ honeડt1y there are ડome va1¡d cr¡t¡c¡ડmડ on the cu1ture we have a11 foડtered or part¡c¡pate ¡n, but there are tro11ડ to 1ove of any hue ¡'m g1ad you are th¡nk¡ng of otherડ and be¡ng k¡nd :)) /genu¡ne
I log on and the first thing I sea is a cerulean pirate and wwhat S-E-EMS to be an alien indirectly strifing on the timeline. WWhat the fuck?
Crazy controvversial I imagine, but I fully ink that vvioletbloods are generally more privvileged than fuchsiabloods.
☆ I personally thinK all of you are terribly privileged in one way or another and throwing blame onto one specific is lessening the more massive problem lmao☆
I'd pike to see your upcoming ritualistic culling date that you havve no choice but to spend yoar wwhole life preparing for!!!!!!!!
a more-or-le22 rea2onable part a me VVant2 to 2ay "yeah maybe II could 2ee VVhere you're comIIn from VVIIth that per2pectIIve a your2" VVIIth that but the other part II2 chuggIIn a heIIneken and flIIppIIn you the bIIrd. curIIo2IIty ha2 the be2t a me though. lay out your thought2 to me II'm feelIIn generou2.
VVioletbloods ain't got shit in the wway of responsibility, wwith feww exceptions, honestly. The second you're hatched fuschia you're expected to be preparin to rule an intergalactic empire, BUT you're also expected to die. No one expects you to survvivve your duel. You're allowwed unfettered control ovver your generation of alternians to encourage complacency. It seems unthinkable that you could lose. Here on Alternia, you're on top of the fuckin wworld. In reality, you and the hundreds of your caste before you nevver got the chance to reach elevven swweeps. Regardless of the life they livved.
hone2tly II VVa2n't expected you to properly humor my reque2t 2o prop2 to you for that. from beIIn a former vIIolet, II'm catchIIn your drIIft an current an 2hIIt. vIIolet'2 the hIIghe2t you go VVIIthout any "real" re2pon2IIbIIlIIty out2IIde a beIIn a hot aIIr bloVVIIn VVa2te a oxygen polIItIIcIIan VVIIth a lIIcen2e to kIIll. no one que2tIIon2 you an no one expect2 you to do anythIIn, IIt'2 the hIIghe2t amount a freedom granted to an alternIIan lucky enough to have 2alty grape flavored 2VVIIll pu2hIIn through theIIr veIIn2. then lIIke you 2aIId, you get to fuch2IIa an a de2tIIny you never a2ked for II2 thru2t upon you the 2econd you hatch IIf you aIIn't been 2qua2hed a2 an egg fIIr2t, then you get to lIIve VVIIth a fun lIIl target on your lumbar column that 2ay2 "IIN2ERT TRIIDENT HERE" for the empre22 lIIke a 2hIItty VVIIgglIIng day celebratIIon attractIIon. you 2pend your VVhole lIIfe preppIIn for 2omethIIn you're expected to lo2e, an then VVhat? you dIIe? bIIg flIIppIIn VVhoop there. heard a my faIIr 2hare a fuch2IIa2 droppIIn completely off the grIId not even able to enjoy the freedom2 an rIIght2 granted by theIIr 2uppo2edly royal an all-poVVerful hue.
Cod I wwish it wwere as shrimple as dropping off the grid. I nevver heard of anyone that did that successfully, least as far as my timeline's concerned. I mean, Gl'bgolyb's got a psychic link wwith her charges, so it's relativvely simple to track dowwn a stray heir/ess.
droppIIn off the grIId'2 one thIIng yeah, beIIn 2ucce22ful? that'2 a VVhole other VVheelhIIve. II VVager you can gue22 VVhat happened VVIIth the one2 II *have* heard about.
WWe should all be glad I don't havve any form of psionic ability. I wwould havve exploded Bakhus wwith my mind long ago.
Looking into some more wwarmblood music culture but can't figure out if it's spelled "The Grubbles" or "The Grubbels".
Does anyone actunally care about the wwhole wwarmblood/coldblood vvs lowwblood/highblood fin??
Look, I'vve got policy to wwrite. Guy's gotta do wwhat a guy's gotta do round here.
ok so / lowblood said by coolblooded trolls implies that warmblooded trolls are lesser / while i'm not bothered by the words themselves / i'm much more likely to distrust someone who goes out to their way to call me a lowblood / though not to the same severity i would distrust someone who calls me a gutterblood / it's not high on the latter but it's still a red flag / ya know
>> honeડt1y,,, ¡ can't ડay ¡t botherડ me too much e¡ther way. But ¡ don't actua11y get much outr¡ght an¡moડ¡ty from h¡gher caડteડ, ડo maybe otherડ who have been hurt wou1d fee1 d¡fferent1y?
I do sea your perspectivve. There's certainly somefin to be said aboat the prescriptivve quality of the wword. Most of the time wwhen I use the highblood/lowwblood dichotomy it's specifically in reference to the hemospectrum structurally. But it probably shouldn't havve a place in wwritten laww, givven this perspectivve.
it's mostly born of the new wave hemoequality movement / also referred to as lowblood rights / it's weird and complicated / i don't care much about the words themselves / moreso the implication
VVery insightful, cheers for that. I'll make sure to look into this movvement too.
i'm a musician / i kinda need to know about this stuff
☆ I’d honestly prefer if you refer to me as my blood Kolor rather than high/low or cold/warm since both are inherently Kasteist liKe I get that temparute based is literally how it worKs but that in it of itself is performative and feels liKe a bandaid on a bigger issue☆
I do agree that it eels particularly performativve. That wwas sorta my motivvation for making the post. At the same time, I sea there's a need for more narroww categories than just "landdwweller" and "seadwweller".
People need to stop invviting me to FLARP. It looks fun, but I guarantee it'd stop bein fun the second I'm invvolvved. Imagine the backlash if a lowwblood culled me for eel???
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WWhat's evveryone's opinions on orphaning?
⚇ unfortunate necessity. ⚇
it;s alwaYs the wrong trolls that get orphaned ;/ shoчld be more highbies if i;m honest
its a job that had to be done and helped build character and handlin regardin different kinds of lusii
The majority of lusii wwe cull are actually highblood lusii. Seems like the majority of 'em either nevver took in a troll or wwere abandoned, though.
Updates from this wwipe: - Still gettin my portrait in order, it's quite a process. - The clowwns are on strike for some codforsaken reason. This has had remarkably little effect on infrastructure. - One of my orphaners died on the job and I'vve had to pick up the slack. zzB/
Cod I fucking HAT---E kelp wwith a passion. It's like the beach spends all its time layin in wwait to get TANGL-ED ON YOAR TIN---ES.
HAVE YOU THOUGHT ABOUT KEEPING A KELP-CUTTING KNIFE ON YOUR PERSON?
I mean. Rippin it off ain't that hard wwith strength like ours. But it's about losin momentum, y'knoww? -Especially wwhile draggin a vveritable wwhale to feed my lusus.
YEAH, TRUE. IT DOES SUCK LOSING MOMENTUM, THANKFULLY, NAVY DESIGNERS ACCOUNTED FOR THAT, ADDED THESE SHARP EDGES ON OUR ARMOR TO CUT THROUGH KELP WHENEVER WE HAVE TO SWIM AND NOT GET DISTRACTED TEARING IT OFF OURSELVES DURING DEPLOYMENT.
Checks out. #nsfww https://images2.imgbox.com/a3/99/KZUUUbGVV_o.jpg https://images2.imgbox.com/50/66/YYpBgY7y_o.jpg
Life update I'vve been training for my upcoming duel and tryin to get my affairs in order. I'vve hired a portrait artist and apprenticed Orphaners. Coddamn hectic is wwhat it is.
not a beetle but... th1s 1s an 1mportant l1ttle th1ng to me #beetleweek https://auduboncnc.org/wp-content/uploads/2024/05/53004658160_7ff21fb53c_b.jpg
♯pillbugposting ♯yeeyyuppp
My favvorite terrestrial crustacean. Look at that little guy and tell me there's no good in the wworld.
After much consideration I'vve decided to post a picture of my owwn Tavvros. He's as unbearable as you'd fuckin expect, and spends all his time flarping and screamin about howw his powwer is goin ovver wwhatevver the fuck. You can much see wwhy I prefer the Tavv wwe got on here, no? https://wwwwww.hostpic.org/images/2604062059460283.png
Is it wweird to post pictures of my acquaintances if I just R-E-ELLY wwanna complain about them. Askin for myshellf.
I mean generally it's uncool to post peoples pics without their OK. Common courtesy thing
Ocray. I sea your point. I hear your point. I'm not shore I'll listen to your point yet. Undecided.