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↗️THINGS ARE GOING TO BE TRENDING UPWARDS IN THE MARKETS.↗️ ↘️aw yus.↘️ ↗️WE ARE GOING TO BE POPPING THE BIGGEST BOTTLES WHEN HER IMPERIAL DECREE IS INSTALLED.↗️ ↘️i am eagerly awaiting my opportunities for abject devotion and also the future of markendeavors.↘️
FIRST ROYAL D-ECR-E-E OF )(-ER IN-EVITABL-E COMMUNION, -EMPR-ESS F-EF-ERI P-EIX-ES By t)(e aut)(ority of t)(e t)(rone and under t)(e endless gaze of Alternia’s sacred seas, I issue my first decree as -Empress. Let it be known across every )(ive, trenc)(, battles)(ip, and imperial corridor t)(at loyalty to t)(e crown is no longer to be measured solely t)(roug)( fear. Fear is easy. Any brute wit)( a weapon can inspire fear. I require devotion. From t)(is moment onward, all members of t)(e imperial court, military officials, and noble )(ouses seaking favor beneat)( t)(e t)(rone must present t)(emselves openly and swear personal allegiance before t)(e -Empress )(erself. No more )(idden knives be)(ind re)(earsed smiles. No more )(ollow obedience offered only out of survival. If you serve me, you will say so proudly. If you disobey me, you will fall in line. Furt)(ermore, t)(e needless execution of lowblood subjects for minor insolence, entertainment, or decorative punis)(ment is to be reduced under crown scrutiny. Cullings will remain a necessity of Alternian order, but wastefulness weakens t)(e empire. A living worker is often more useful t)(an a dead one staining palace tiles. Do not mistake mercy for softness. I did not ascend t)(is t)(rone by being weak. T)(e former -Empress rotted in silence w)(ile t)(e empire )(eld its breat)( around )(er sleeping corpse. I ended t)(at silence. I claimed t)(e future wit)( my own )(ands. Now Alternia belongs to a new tide. Serve well, and you may flouris)( beneat)( it. Resist, and t)(e sea will take you. 38D
Young wigglers make for excellent paper weig)(ts and )(orrible laundry maids! But I don't mind taking longer to pin up t)(e s)(eets to dry w)(en t)(ey look so enamored by t)(e billowing fabric 3X)
1 am only go1ng to gesture to you to read the prev1ous ch1ts
1 should probably do someth1ng to say thanks for lett1ng me stay at her place t1ll th1s h1ve sh1t gets sorted out huh
38D TODAY is t)(e day!!! By t)(e time t)(e twin moons )(ang )(ig)( above t)(e imperial spires tonig)(t, t)(e t)(rone of Alternia will belong to M-E. T)(e old -Empress is dead. I killed )(er myself in t)(e silence of )(er resting c)(amber w)(ile t)(e mac)(ines still )(issed and clicked around )(er sleeping body. One clean ending to a reign t)(at )(ad already rotted from t)(e inside out. Some of you wanted spectacle. Some of you wanted a legendary duel. But power does not wait politely for a dying ruler to open )(er eyes. A crown abandoned is a crown claimed. In only a few )(ours, I will walk t)(e black coral steps of t)(e imperial palace draped in sea-silk and gold, wit)( t)(e bloodline of empresses be)(ind me and an entire empire beneat)( my fins. T)(e nobles are already circling like s)(arks. T)(e fleet clammmanders are swearing loyalty. T)(e )(ig)(bloods are pretending t)(ey never doubted me for a single second. Good. T)(ey s)(ould be afraid to. Today t)(e tides c)(ange forever. Today a new empress rises from t)(e brine. Bow your )(eads, Alternia. Your -Empress is coming. 38D
Under t)(e nuisance guidance unrequested yet t)(oroug)(ly provided by like everyone w)(o messaged me, I did it. 38/ Youngest Alternian -Empress -Ever! Naut like a good leader needs experience or any anyfin. Or an understanding w)(olly of t)(e systems t)(ey intend to disrupt. Or anyt)(ing useful like t)(at! Ug)(. Gonna be pretty busy an -Empress. S)(orey if we were becoming fronds! 38) I will still c)(eck in.
↘️the surplus of fuchsias and prospective heirs/heiresses on this site have me concerned for the broader status of the growl jones in the future.↘️ ↗️BUT I AM GOING TO HEDGE MY BETS BY COVERING LITERALLY ALL OF MY BASES.↗️ ↘️and personally, financially advising and also serving each and every one of them.↘️ ↗️IN THE CASE THAT YOU ARE NOT ALL CULLED IMMEDIATELY AND REDUCED TO A VIBRANT SPLATTER ON YOUR HIVE SUPPORT STRUCTURES, AND YOU SOMEHOW ASCEND TO CLAIM THE THRONE↗️ ↘️which is unlikely but something i would nevertheless never admonish↘️ ↗️I WILL PROUDLY BE YOUR RIGHT PRONG MAN.↗️ ↘️your silly hopbeast.↘️ ↗️EVEN THOUGH THE SUPPLY AND ALSO DEMAND OF YOUR HATCHRATES ARE LOW.↗️ ↘️and could spell disaster for the sanctity of the imperial markets.↘️
Glub. #glubposting
good morning my fellow trolls and equally esteemed humans :)
my peak 2exual 2cenariio ii2 gettiing a full liight of re2t. #n2fw
concept pt 2: a while later your matesprit in front of you your kismesis behind you “fuuuck i know i said be gentle but go harder make them choke on it fuck fuck fuck yeah” “haha seriously? you hear that? even your flushfling thinks you deserve to suffer” (tags: Matesprit/Reader/Kismesis, threesome, #rankworks, bottom reader, stuck in the middle, flushfic, pitchfic, double quad mention, the idea of the loving matesprit being a little naughty because your kismesis is there, rubbing off on them, kyaaa, double up, quadsmearing but not really, #nsfw, spitroasting, archive rating: E)
rankmaid wakes up posts banger and fades the fuck into tha background and i R-ESP-ECT that. aint no glory in it just the love of the game
>> that'ડ more reaડonab1e 🙂↕️ ¡ juડt cannot ડupport f¡ght¡ng between the caડteડ honeડt1y there are ડome va1¡d cr¡t¡c¡ડmડ on the cu1ture we have a11 foડtered or part¡c¡pate ¡n, but there are tro11ડ to 1ove of any hue ¡'m g1ad you are th¡nk¡ng of otherડ and be¡ng k¡nd :)) /genu¡ne
>> aah, ¡ wou1dn't go that far, there are ડome v¡o1etડ ¡ am qu¡te fond of. ડome of them are ડweetheartડ rea11y We can a11 be n¡ce
>> ho1y ડh¡t, you are ent¡re1y correct on that one
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↘️does anyone else's lusus still insist on packing them midshift meals despite knowing you have already properly fondled the situation.↘️ ↗️DULL BOY DOES NOT CARE TO HEAR THAT I HAVE LITERALLY ALREADY ARRANGED MYSELF A SUCCULENT FEAST OF PRONGS-ON OINKBEAST BARBECUE.↗️ ↘️nor is he satiated by my additional carrying of blue cheese.↘️ ↗️HE IS SO ANNOYING.↗️ ↘️this is why we do not allow custodians in the workspace, barring special occasions.↘️ ↗️HE IS LITERALLY EXHAUSTING TO DEAL WITH.↗️
Spyder Jeorge, who works in the Statistical Outlier Department and logs 1000 hours a week, is a time anomaly payroll somehow missed. #Layoffs - MC Oleana
i sleep inn a gardenn. of flowers. theyre very pretty.
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 WHO'S ON IMPERIAL ALTERNIAN FLEET-SHIPS? WHO'S ON ALTERNIA? WHO'S ON BEFORUS? WHO'S ON EARTH-C? OR SOME OTHER THING? COMMENT PLEASE. NOT TRYNA INTERACTION BAIT JUST GENUINELY CURIOUS WHERE Y'ALL'S TIMELINES SPAT YOU OUT. :o)
i hope one day i get to make everyone happy / one day soon
tHERE'S KINGS IN DISTANT CITIES wHO RULE THEIR PERSONS AND mAKE THEM HAPPY AND wE WON'T FORGET ABOUT ALL THE SERVISORY CONGRATULATORY eVEN THE ANIMALS KNOW THAT SOMETHING'S BREWING aND THEY'RE ALL COOING 'cAUSE IN THE END i'D LIKE TO SAY nO ONE'S BETTER THAN YOU #lYRICSpOSTING
droppIIn off the grIId'2 one thIIng yeah, beIIn 2ucce22ful? that'2 a VVhole other VVheelhIIve. II VVager you can gue22 VVhat happened VVIIth the one2 II *have* heard about.
You guys would be so much happier if you were playing paperclip game instead of arguing on the internet.
☆ I personally thinK all of you are terribly privileged in one way or another and throwing blame onto one specific is lessening the more massive problem lmao☆
☆ I’d honestly prefer if you refer to me as my blood Kolor rather than high/low or cold/warm since both are inherently Kasteist liKe I get that temparute based is literally how it worKs but that in it of itself is performative and feels liKe a bandaid on a bigger issue☆
>> we11, MY ag¡ng ¡ડ def¡n¡te1y due to mora1 fa¡1ure But ¡ can't ડpeak on beha1f of otherડ 1o1
the bad or maybe even funny thIIng about beIIn half turbonerd gamer douchebag an half arII2tocrat VVIIzard douchebag II2 II really under2tand dunmer polIItIIc2 on a VVhole other level II dIIdn't thIInk II could before. the fuck do you mean hou2e telvannII may a2 VVell be analogou2 to the upper ca2te2. VVhat do you mean conference2 VVIIth flIIppIIn 2eadVVellIIn "royalty" could be re2kIInned VVIIth a hIIgh fanta2y fungal 2heen an they'd be practIIcally IIndII2tIInguII2hable. may a2 VVell happen at thII2 poIInt. maybe thII2 II2 my callIIn to be a mod on r/te2lore.
parkour civilization is now officially banned by hic / despite the fact that everyone has already seen it / i don't know how to feel
thinly vveiled attempt at gettin me killed by clowwns no thanks their soda tastes OKAY and their music is batshit awwful PASS
^^ Sometimes I react to posts regarding hemospectrum issues hoping it'll piss the recipient off. ^^
i want my new album / strife prodigy / to seem simple on the surface / but become more complicated the more you pay attention / and think
i'm glad everyone finds me relatable / i want people to enjoy what i make
== i can't speak for everyone... but you're always saying things that are "real" and "true"... ==
Tradition!
It is interesting how altern8 timelines can 8e 8lamed for myriad differences, down to massive shifts in cultural norms or 8iological makeup 8etween timelines, isn't it?
i don't get why i'm a chittr microcelebrity / but i appreciate it
i love getting to write music / it's so much fun
in s0me timelines tr0ll bl00d c0l0ur actually determines b0dy heat but in 0thers it d0esnt :)
i'm a musician / i kinda need to know about this stuff
it's mostly born of the new wave hemoequality movement / also referred to as lowblood rights / it's weird and complicated / i don't care much about the words themselves / moreso the implication
^^ I wouldn't say I have a "thing" for lowbloods or warmbloods or whatever, it just happens that a lot of my tastes in character and trait happen to be lower on the hemospectrum. ^^ ^^ Funny how things like that work out, hm? That all said, it's not like I've not seen those of my caste I wouldn't start pestering, given the chance. ^^
>> honeડt1y,,, ¡ can't ડay ¡t botherડ me too much e¡ther way. But ¡ don't actua11y get much outr¡ght an¡moડ¡ty from h¡gher caડteડ, ડo maybe otherડ who have been hurt wou1d fee1 d¡fferent1y?
ok so / lowblood said by coolblooded trolls implies that warmblooded trolls are lesser / while i'm not bothered by the words themselves / i'm much more likely to distrust someone who goes out to their way to call me a lowblood / though not to the same severity i would distrust someone who calls me a gutterblood / it's not high on the latter but it's still a red flag / ya know
y0u w0u1d be zurprized
^^ I've seen the concept mostly met with ridicule on both sides of the hemospectrum. Myself, I don't really care. ^^
c∆nt s∆y im person∆lly too bothered by it might just be th∆t ive he∆rd worse when im not pl∆netside though
like i said ;( never the right ones
it;s alwaYs the wrong trolls that get orphaned ;/ shoчld be more highbies if i;m honest
⚇ unfortunate necessity. ⚇
[It's a pict(_)re of a jadeblooded troll. She's in what seems to be some sort of wooded area, sitting on top of a rock, with a chisel in one hand and mallet in the other. She's carving symbols into the rock. She's also wearing a facemask and plastic safety goggles.]
Oh yeah, th' boss got a picturre of me when I was brringin' Dolly back in. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/0c78749692fa.jpg
...i just think that if i take a sleep aid, it should actually make me sleep. that's all...
this city (this city) shes been dead (shes been dead) f0r years n0w (f0r years n0w) s0 death is (s0 death is) (n0t s0mething) n0t s0mething that scares me (that scares me) that scares me (that scares me) theres w0rse things than death here theres l0ss and theres silence and sadness #lyricp0sting
Rodend Lusii are one of dhe animals of all dime. Love seein a fad mammalian-dype beasd eading a seed of some sord.
"= i never thought i would end up mildly hemorebelistic, even as a joke. considering i was raised by a violetblood. and transported really early to space troll life. where the culture only gets harsher, but, hm, i did, and he finds it funny too. ="
tHaNkS :o) AnD HoNk! OnE Is bEtTeR ThAn nOnE
hAvEnT FiGuReD ThAt oUt mYsElF
i dOnT ThInK ThErE'S A SiNgLe eRiDaN In eXiStEnCe oF EvEr tHaT WiLl lIkE Me.
--EV--ERYON--E is my favourite. 38P
🜏 Shiiniing my sxales ! Feeliing so verry prre♱♱y now ♱ha♱ II shiimmerr underr ♱he wa♱err agaiin <33 ♅
Captai^ say's we'll be reachi^g that ^ew pla^et i^ 4 perigrees, Fi^ally, some cha^ge o^ the dam^ horize^, literally. The pi^g po^g table o^ the lower deck has almost completly erroded.
selfie in my fav binder took a bit cause it was in the wash https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1412245249304035430/1491930079616434346/image0_1.png?ex=69d97ba9&is=69d82a29&hm=978c4b5e52d865bd67c308383033d176292058bf85141cf9674e8ede303b38b2&
Glub.
its a good nnight to smile. https://files.catbox.moe/eqkv6b.pnng
well now i gotta try. #PCHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
An important reminder: all your friends do not hate you, you just need to go to sleep. All your friends hating you is statistically impossible, and you are not that special.
🐟︎ ⋆˚࿔ I found another one on the way back!! 🐟︎ ⋆˚࿔ Look at him! Beautiful. A little stupid but gorgeous. 🐟︎ ⋆˚࿔ https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/1d56bfa4c4cf.png 🐟︎ ⋆˚࿔ #sharkpostin'
Mmmhm! Glub glub glub.
🐟︎ ⋆˚࿔ hehehe shork 🐟︎ ⋆˚࿔ look at the lil fella 🐟︎ ⋆˚࿔ https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/ab40743480d3.png
Goooooood morning chittr!!! I hope you're 4ll h4ving 4 lovely d4y tod4y!
Goooood morning, C)(ittr! Looks like we're starting off early today. Let's get our morning stretc)(es in. And its time for our positive affirmation. Ready? Repeat after me. 'I am rising and I'm S)(INING!' --Eel free to add in a few glubs if you're really feeling t)(at motivation. 38D
YEAH, TRUE. IT DOES SUCK LOSING MOMENTUM, THANKFULLY, NAVY DESIGNERS ACCOUNTED FOR THAT, ADDED THESE SHARP EDGES ON OUR ARMOR TO CUT THROUGH KELP WHENEVER WE HAVE TO SWIM AND NOT GET DISTRACTED TEARING IT OFF OURSELVES DURING DEPLOYMENT.
yeah
HE HOLDS THE ONE THING I RARELY EVER GET A CHANCE TO DO OR SHOW, A SMILE. UNTAINTED BY THE SCARS OF WAR, YET A REFLECTION INTO MY EVER TORMENTED MIND.
OK.. I THINK, I THINK IVE FINALLY GOTTEN RID OF ALL THE MELONS THROWN AT MY WINDOW, THE FUCKING MELON PLAGUE HAS ENDED.
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— I Confess, It Is Passing Strange To See So Many Tro\\s Without Masks. On My Home P\anet, It Is Customary To Shie\d Our Faces With Masks. I Do Not Ho\d Strong\y To The Imp\ied Taboo Of Baring One's Face, But To See It As The Standard Has Given Me A Start. ->
≈ You know, it's rather heartening to see the unity between (most) alternates of a given individual on this site. Granted, as someone who Ĩ'm sure stretches the definitions of a "Rose" as far as one might be able to, my idle observations may be a little limp, but all the same. ≈ ≈ To that end, it is nice to see other versions of myself that don't cause my blood to boil and murder-instincts to kick into high gear upon the mere act of becoming aware of their presence. ≈
long post be careful opening obviously i was watching and collecting data while the trend was on and heres what we have for chittrs abo quizbowl night https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/afad7d6464d8.png chittr is 38% alpha, 13.9% beta, 48.1% omega sources: alphas (30) @eilukaDantes dominant alpha @commanderGenes dominate alpha @sanguineSaevitas dominant alpha @thegoodScratchdoctor dominant alpha @diamondsDroog dominant alpha @imperiousCondescension dominant alpha @chtonicAdmirality dominant alpha @ceremonialAlchemy dominant alpha @ectoBiologist_5688 intuitive alpha @justDirk dominant alpha @arsenicCatturbate nurturing alpha @ethromanticEgghead dominant alpha @gratuitousAnnuity dominant alpha @gallowsCalibration dominant alpha @timaeusTestified_0414 dominant alpha @electricPugilist dominant alpha @terminalComrade dominant alpha @righteousFixer dominant alpha @culpablyAtypical dominant alpha @hollywoodGodhead dominant alpha @aeneasCaldarium dominant alpha @regularDog dominant alpha @permissiveTurnabout nurturing alpha @turingTranscendence dominant alpha @gnarlyConsolist dominant alpha @cuttlefishCrusher dominant alpha @arrogantGuerilla dominant alpha @handMaid dominant alpha @gutsyGumshoe dominant alpha @tactfulTactrium dominant alpha @vulgarLitteratuer nurturing alpha @misterSeven_4408 dominant alpha @vacillatingMisanthropy dominant alpha @tetchyTemporicide is a more dominant than dominant alpha omega? betas (11) @pipefan_2362 supportive beta @ursaMajor supportive beta @affableCantor supportive beta @culunaryLover supportive beta @coralConviviality supportive beta @tipsynekoGnostalgic supportive beta @crookedConscript supportive beta @ironInfidel supportive beta @advantageousCatharsis supportive beta @sufferingStargazer supportive beta @tintedGnostalgia supportive beta @lightLycanthropy supportive beta omegas (38) @amorousFortune intuitive omega @rataplanCacophony creative omega @jinxedOneiros intuitive omega @vandelliaCirrhosa creative omega @electricAficionado intuitive omega @terminallyCapricious_2753 creative omega @anuraPharmecuticals creative omega @alopecoidTenacity creative omega @caligulasAquarium_9845 creative omega @caligulasAquarium intuitive omega @deadlyMadness creative omega @shipaholicDevotee intuitive omega @insecureNature creative omega @tipsyGenostalgic intuitive omega @arsenicCatnip_5895 intuitive omega @draconianDignitary creative omega @apocalypticLight intuitive omega @neonAllnight intuitive omega @killerJeff creative omega @grawlixGeekazoid intuitive omega @turntechGodbird creative omega @vitalBrush intuitive omega @cuddlyCutthroat intuitive omega @syntheticRevolution intuitive omega @articulatedClawtography intuitive omega @golgothasTerror creative omega @planetaryTribulation intuitive omega @bummelBoogie creative omega @aspiringPessimist intuitive omega @handsomeBalladeer intuitive omega @gallowsCalibrated intuitive omega @carcinoGeneticist_9890 intuitive omega @totesGruesome intuitive omega @abjectDetermination creative omega @assistMint intuitive omega @adiosToreador intuitive omega @unclaspedKahuna creative omega @daveBot creative omega @sequesteredWickie creative omega @carcinoGenetwinkist intuitive omega @retroactiveAmnesiac creative omega @turntwinkGodhead intuitive omega @cleanAnomaly intuitive omega
↘️i still have zero frame of reference for what these words mean, but i am just going to blindly trust that your authoritive regard is wholly and unironically and also entirely correct in your assessment.↘️ ↗️IF YOU ARE AN ALPHA, I AM PROUD TO BE AN ALPHA WITH SOMEONE OF SUCH SUPERIOR AND WORLDLY INTELLECT.↗️
godsss 1t f33lz so N1C3 to b3 4ll DOM1N4NT 4nd 4LPH4 up 4round h3r3 l1k3 ughhhh 1 c4rry so much fr34k1ng 4LPH4 3n3rgy. #nsfw
1m not post1ng those results. yall dont need to know that
thats not what 1 meant!! thats not what 1 meant!!!! ugh. 1t would stra1ght up be eas1er to delete ch1ttr and walk 1nto the ocean at th1s rate
g0nna dig a h0le f0r fun.
just explored an abandoned hive. looked cool! :o left soon after tho for safety
with a little creativity you can alchemize just about anything. on that note, i'm currently watching VHSes of commercials from the 90s.
finsane that ppl be askin for head on main lmao #nsfw
i just spent 10 minutes struggling to leave the room in front of a new client. it was a push, not a pull door. i believe ive had a good run, and will proceed to throw myself into the ocean ^^;
^^ There's just something so charming about a troll who flusters from a mere glance. ^^
✩⋆｡𖦹°⭒˚｡⋆ ⊹☀︎day, y☀︎u may d୧v୧l☀︎p a suspi☾i☀︎us a⊹⊹a☾hm୧n⊹ ⊹☀︎ a p୧n ⊹ha⊹ wri⊹୧s unusually w୧ll⭑ b୧ wary as i⊹ may b୧⊹ray y☀︎u s☀︎☀︎n୧r ⊹han y☀︎u ⊹hink⭑ ⋆｡°✩⋆｡𖦹°✩
aWW, wHAT A SWEET, aND INCREDIBLY VENOMOUS, fRIEND,
↗️THE BOSS MAKES A BOONDOLLAR, I MAKE A BOONDIME.↗️ ↗️MY DESERVED COMPLACENCY TO MAKE UNDER THE AVERAGE WAGE HAS GRANTED ME THE ABILITY TO CHITT ON COMPANY TIME.↗️
↗️AUTHOR NONSENSICAL POSTS.↗️
#beetleweek hope the embed works. hopefully. https://files.catbox.moe/ycsuqa.pnng
A MAN WHO SEEMS TO BE. WHITE. AND IS NAMED INVISIBLE? IS FOLLOWING ME? I CANNOT HELP BuT FEEL. THIS IS A BAD OMEN.
i awwoke and i beheld a gruesome titan of terrible proportions made from the rottin still wwrithin limbs of enemies slain long past the awwful loathsome thing beckoned me closer wwith its idea of wwhat a hand should look like and wwhispered secrets a the divvine unto my earfins not meant to be heard by mortals those fuckin DRUIDS are still at it and no amount of leering at them through the blinds at the orphice seems to deter their wwiccan ritual im at wwits end the ringin continues #gore
you have been cons1stently mak1ng me actually proud, wh1ch 1s a tough th1ng to do frankly
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i LOOK AMAZING IN, tHIS DRESS! @CORALcONVIVIALITY aND, tHANK YOU, @GRIMaUXILIATRIX FOR, tHE ALTERATIONS, mADE FOR ME, eHEHE,,, HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/B5A0F0ECFD34.PNG ((aRT CREDIT TO SALIHOMBOX))
A lot of you are feeling positive today. Be proud of yourself! Yours)(ellf esteem will get )(IG)(--ER t)(e more you're good to yourself. PTC)(OOOOOOOO!
man i miss shoppin now waterver i want just appiers and it aint no fun 38( #richgurlprobz
i LOOK AMAZING, iN THIS DRESS,
)(ello C)(ittr! )(ow are we doing? Sorry I'm a little late wit)( t)(is!!! Let's do our positive affirmation. Repeat after me. 'I look amazing in t)(is dress.' T)(is cod be w)(atever you're wearing! L--ET'S G--ET POSITIV--E!!! 38)
Those don't exist. #highbloodsarentreal
↗️YOU CONTINUE TO COMMENT HATEFUL THINGS ON THE POSTS I AUTHOR, BUT I AM LITERALLY JUST THINKING ABOUT ALL THE FREE INFLATION IN MY METRICS YOU ARE GIVING ME.↗️
today im thinking about a fuschia blood prince and his indigo knight bodyguard and protector unable to pursue quads due to the taboo and questions it would raise, the knight stands at the princes bedside watching over him to protect him from any evil doer that may come to harm his prince just doing his duty while the prince pleasures himself and keeps eye contact with his knight, out in the open for the knight with such incredible restraint to drink in every inch of his prince as he plays with his own royal body "spill for me lad" the knight chokes out as the end comes near, not moving from his post at the princes bedside (tags: Prince/Knight, #nsfw, caste difference, this would be a good full fic, i wish i was a prince, but i would be a lowly serf, a stupid pathetic maid, hh, flushfic, pining redrom, no touching, exhibitionism, voyuerism, archive rating: E)
↘️anything is possible with an email.↘️
some th1ngs are just better executed phys1cally. l1ke th1s p1pebomb
↘️picture me, a humble officeslave and vicious wagewarrior, dragging my typestumps across the keyboard. calculating my stocks and also my bonds, my 80% stocks and short-term investments and my 20% bonds.↘️ ↗️THE WAY IT OUGHT TO BE, AS DEEMED FISCALLY RESPONSIBLE BY THE "CHUMP'S HANDBOOK GUIDE TO LEARNING INVESTMENT PROTOCOL AND PORTFOLIO PROFILING".↗️ ↘️i was also arranging my goregle slides for my next presentation.↘️ ↗️BUT THAT IS LITERALLY UNIMPORTANT, AND ONLY SERVES AS A REMINDER THAT I AM PRETTY TIRELESSLY DEVOTED TO THE GRINDSET.↗️ ↘️picture me, doing all of that; innocuous, demure, innocent, oblivious, tremendously focused on the tasks beholden to me by my physically capable superiors.↘️ ↗️SUDDENLY, A SOUND FROM ABOVE. LIKE MY WORKSQUARE NEIGHBOR DRAGGING HIS UNFILED, UNWASHED CLAWS ACROSS A WRITING BOARD, ONLY INSTEAD LIKE SOME KIND OF CREATURE DIGGING INTO THE UNINFORCED DROP CEILING.↗️ ↘️the dust gets on my jacket, which i just had pressed.↘️ ↗️I AM LITERALLY SCARED.↗️ ↘️it is still there.↘️
↗️L PLUS RATIO. PLUS YOUR ACCOUNTS ARE LITERALLY UNBALANCED.↗️
UPL1FT1NG W0RDS TRULY BUT 1 TH1NK WH4T 1 M1SS 1S 4LL TH4T 3NDL3SS HUM4N H00FB34STSH1T
oh fuck
not a beetle but... th1s 1s an 1mportant l1ttle th1ng to me #beetleweek https://auduboncnc.org/wp-content/uploads/2024/05/53004658160_7ff21fb53c_b.jpg
↘️i am putting it on now.↘️
↘️lidael?↘️
↘️it is my strong belief that a large quantity emerged from the cavern too soon.↘️
↗️I HAVE BEEN OFFERED COUNTLESS PROMOTIONS IN MY TIME.↗️ ↘️all denied.↘️ ↗️WHY?↗️ ↘️what is the most foundational part of any stepcase? when you look at a horizontal bar graph, what are your bulbs first drawn to?↘️ ↗️THE BOTTOM STEP.↗️
↘️the defensiveness of this reply tells me that in a handful of sweeps, i will be witnessing an uptick in interns with half-formed pans that slosh when they file their quarterly reports.↘️ ↗️AND I CAN ATTRIBUTE IT ALL TO YOU. YOUR ERROR SPECIFICALLY.↗️ ↘️i would literally never deign to read something so offensive about my superiors, so i am just going to ignore the last part.↘️ ↗️THOUGH MY PUSHER SPEEDS AT THE IDEA OF SUCH BOLD AND UNABASHED CORPORAL PUNISHMENT.↗️
((i started posting about# beetleweek just as a fun bit and seeing so many other people partake in it makes me so gleeful 🥰😭 y'all rock 🪲♥️
efin tho they aint no seafarin critters imma support the beetlepostin cuz they freaky lil critters and i fuck with that
must be nice havvin a schedule that allowws for things like a 'runnin club' some of us are busy stayin up til the early mornins makin orphans
seems like paradox space is opening itself up to another flight of fancy! im not impartial to those myself. hello, chittr! 0u0
dude, thats self-descr1bed ba1t1ng r1ght there smh
↘️stop quadrantbaiting on my posts.↘️ ↗️DIMINISHING RETURNS. YOU CAN SLIP INTO SOMEONE ELSE'S WORKSQUARE AND TUG THEIR TIE, BUT I WILL NOT BE CAUGHT SLACKING.↗️
everyone on here is so nice to meeeee... <:3
#dailyreminder https://cdnimgchestcom/files/67539390fa53jpeg
----------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I realize I never introduced my Gamzee! ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Nickname: Gammie Age: Well into his human 20s Gender: Nonbinary (fem leaning) Pronouns: He/They/She/It ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------- About: Gammie exists post canon with none of Beyond Canon. MOST of his timeline assumes he died ages ago, locked away, and he's not gone out of his way to rectify that information. He's lived low and stayed low for several sweeps, and only started to talk to his friends again because Karkat found him, then soon followed Nepeta, Dave, and a few others. This timeline happens after the game, and a lot of work to revive old friends and some of the dream bubbles. Gammie himself is reserved, private, and generally pretty friendly. He knows Karkat wants him to talk to their friends again, but he's worried that it'll go wrong and that what'll happen is Vriska will get mad at him and try to kill him, along with Terezi. He's pretty keen on being as uninvolved in their lives as possible. His timeline consists of a unique Earth + Alternia-like planet leaning a lot into pre-explosion human culture, and Gammie himself works as a clown, a regular clown for a fun adult club. He enjoys humans' weird take on "clowns" and the colors and fun associated with them. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------- -----------------------------------------------------------------------------------
I'm craving kelp fries wit)( c)(eese. 380
can’t wa1t for whatever bug related supernatural exper1ments that’ll be happen1ng 1n th1s other #fuckedupforest later but th1s t1me w1th lots of fog for whatever reason
new nails to gouge out highbloods' eyes ~ https://file.garden/azb6dauojChglmos/selfie.png?v=1775488749810 ~
Good morning, C)(ittr! )(ow are we doing today? Mondays can be )(ard but you're doing great. 38) It's time for a positive affirmation. Repeat after me. 'Float like a flounder, sting like a jellyfis)(.'
hEY, wHAT EVER HAPPENED TO THOSE TWO, bIG BURLY INDIGOS, fROM #eRIDANwEEK WHO WERE, aCTING AS ENFORCEMENT GOON, hENCHMEN TYPE, gUYS? dO YOU THINK, tHEY GOT PUT DOWN, nOW THAT THEIR JOB IS DONE? i HOPE NOT, }:(
↗️YOU CAN COOK AN EGG IN A FRESH CUP OF BROWNWATER, IF YOU ARE RUNNING LATE TO THE OFFICE.↗️ ↘️i witnessed it in a video. relevant image attached below.↘️ https://i.imgur.com/oWDRjuP.jpeg
imma find a way to keep you dead foreva you just wait
What was your favorite part of #eridanweek? ❤️ - RUMBLE NIGHT ♠️ - IWANTCANDY NIGHT ♦️ - TROLL LADY GAGA ♣️ - THE CRUCIFIXION
Yes absolutely! T)(e B-EST pranks are w)(en you're doing somet)(ing nice!
HUMANS MIGHT BE ONTO SOMETHING. WITH THE NAILING A GUY TO A THING SHIT. #ERIDANWEEK #PUBLICEXECUTION #FUNFORTHEWHOLEFAMILY
-------------------------------------OOC------------------------------------- ---------------------- PINNED POST / ACCOUNT ESSENTIALS --------------------- DISCLAIMER: If you have been blocked, please do not take it personally. Some blocks are being used more as a "mute" function, and very few are actually serious. If you write something I don't want to see, I will probably block you to avoid accidentally interacting. This may include extreme #NSFW, visual nudity, ERP, #incest, or fetishposting. Exceptions made when it's funny. Roger Rabbit Rules on all things. -------------------------------- JANE CROCKER -------------------------------- Generic Earth C Jane Crocker. 25 years old. CEO of Crockercorp. Unethical billionaire, socially controversial figure, NOT YET pursuing a career in politics. May not be canon compliant. Not married or publicly affiliated in any romantic relationship. No children (yet). Slowly drifting apart from the other Creators. Neurotic. Rude. Self-enabling. Closet case. Millennial. Spoilers from other timelines are A-OK. Doubles are great. DMs are open to all for IC and OOC interaction. Will thread in DM or move longform to MXRP.
↘️this is not a vague post because it is literally and clearly about me.↘️ ↗️IF I WANTED TO MAKE AN EQUIVALENT POST ABOUT YOU, I WOULD WRITE LIKE SO:↗️ ↘️ahem.↘️ ↗️THE ORIGINAL AUTHOR OF A POST I HAVE RECENTLY COMMENTATED ON IS AN UNEMPLOYED DROLL, BARELY SKIRTING BY ON THE IDLE TIME DEPLOYED UPON THEIR EXCEEDINGLY SHORT LIFESPAN, WHEN THEY SHOULD BE PRACTICING THE CRAFT OF THEIR CASTE, LIKE SWEEPING FLOORS OR ENGAGING IN GRUNT ACTS OF MANUAL LABOR.↗️ ↘️i literally don't even suck boots.↘️
↗️WHY DOES THE PIT SMELL STRONGLY OF BODILY DISCHARGE.↗️
OOFT OK4Y Y34H TH4T'S TH3 ONLY ON3
Some kinda cosmic joke being pulled. But I imagine you actually had way more access to land than I did. Bioengineering that shit is too much of a pain in my ass, anyways. Maybe in a few decades or a century.
4NYTH1NG UNCOOL 1 C4N TH1NK OF DO3S G3T SOM3 PO1NTS B4CK FOR B31NG TH3R3 FOR TH3 B1T
Yeah, I read some of those. Humans have similar mythos, although the gift granted is, I think, typically more varied seeing as we don’t even have psionics or anything like that. Realistically, if I were willing to put myself through a horrifyingly agonizing process of rewriting my genetic code cell by cell, I could probably give *myself* gills if I tried hard enough and got frisky with bioengineering.
HMN. HMMMM. NO TH3Y'R3 JUST S1TU4T1ON4L. TH3Y'R3 1MPORT4NT FOR TH3 B1T
You’re tellin’ me. I found alternatives, but damn, none of them are nearly as convenient or long-lasting as literally being built to breathe water and handle deep ocean pressure and temperature.
Been there tried that. Ex in the red never saw results with me.
Oh, buddy, I’m more seadweller brained than half the actual goddamn seadwellers. Just with less hemoism. And less speciesism. I had a surprisingly Alternian upbringing for a human, from an outside perspective.
↗️LITERALLY SO TRUE. I EXPECT NOTHING BUT UNDERSTANDING FROM A TRUE HIGH-CLASS SUPERIOR.↗️
↗️FUNCTIONALLY UNEMPLOYED.↗️
↘️i don't even have to say it. the utterance of the word itself is literally nausea-inducing.↘️
↘️horrifying. get a job.↘️ ↗️I LITERALLY WON'T EVEN BOTHER DOING A CURSORY SCROLL THROUGH YOUR PROFILE, I ALREADY KNOW PRECISELY WHAT KIND OF TROLL YOU ARE AND IT IS LITERALLY SO IMPORTANT TO ME THAT YOU KNOW YOUR OPINION MANAGES FAR LESS BECAUSE OF IT.↗️
↗️IT IS TIME TO RISE AND GRIND.↗️
Eridan fatigue is real.
We're actually on Alternia! She brought a bunch of seedlings when we first moved here and aside furrrom a few outliers, she's been prrretty good at making earth plants grow in our hive, she plans to get more seeds and bulbs and stuff imported about twice a sweep mew~ 💖✨
My sister @mellowFrog actually! Though she just deals with 3arth plants, she's still really confused by a lot of the stuff you guys have on Alternia
i am getting word that hayaah escaped my horriblle forest. good job hayaah! allmost any other troll woulld have died horriblly! i onlly llive here because I'm nature's nepo baby and nothing will fuck with my llusus.
worst comes to worst... #isuggestforcefem
Can't rush these things, if they do they do and that'd be pretty cool
i bellieve in speedrunning your tavros' gender transition
↘️it would please be greatly.↘️
↘️it is so over. it is so completely over for me, i am literally at the end of my wits and also my rope.↘️ ↗️OR IN THIS CASE, A REINFORCED, SILK TIE.↗️ ↘️it has completely plummeted. the bubble has burst, its value has been rendered to subcaegars on the mint.↘️ ↘️i am sitting in the ruinage of all i have left. my physically capable and shadowy superiors loom behind my support column with turgid, strong hands, gripping my shoulder and side bones with a force that threatens to dislodge them.↘️ ↘️i am at a loss of words.↘️ ↘️my sustenancecavern has run dry. my body trembles, like i'm unable to get warm from my weak, inferior, powerless body.↘️ ↘️i am thrown against the shore of despair, where i remain, unmoving.↘️ ↗️HOW COULD #BAITCOIN BE BAIT.↗️
↗️YES.↗️ ↘️their fragrance is wonderful.↘️ ↗️I CAN PRACTICALLY FEEL THE LEERING GLEAM OF MY WORKSQUARE NEIGHBOR'S FUTILE JEALOUSY, AS I ARRANGE MY ACT OF ADMIRATION.↗️
↘️what are you saying to me and why are you saying it.↘️
↗️ANYWAY, YOU ARE GETTING THE BLOCK BUTTON NOW.↗️
HELL YEAH.
fuck 1 need to get #reemployed
no, 1 told you that st1nt was temporary. the offer 1s apprec1ated
↗️WHILE I CONTINUE TO TOIL AND ALSO WASTE IN MY VERY TRUE AND REAL DESPAIR AND HORROR, I WOULD LIKE TO REMIND ALL POTENTIAL MAILNIACS THAT MY INCOMING PARCELS AND LETTERS ARE THOROUGHLY VETTED AND LARGELY DIVERTED BEFORE THEY EVER EVEN MAKE IT TO MY WORKSQUARE.↗️ ↘️if you have sent me a bomb or some kind of other obligatorily gross designation of your flop and inferior status, know that i have not receieved it, and will not be burdened by it.↘️ ↗️THE FLOWERS, HOWEVER,↗️ ↘️are nice↘️ ↗️THE ANONYMOUS BENEFACTOR CAN EITHER STEP FORWARD OR NOT. EITHER WAY, I AM APPRECIATING IT.↗️ https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/6d435179cf99.jpg
where do you th1nk the benefactor got your address huh? anyway, youre gett1ng the bomb honey now
i TRIED, sO HARD,
Before I go )(ive, let's spread some positive vibes. Now Playing - Petit Papillon by Troll --Eurielle )(ttps://music.youtube.com/watc)(?v=x)(9zgV4Jt-g&si=zv45bynTXnRLmT4W #nowplaying
damn. why's the forest l1ke th1s
✨🍭🕷️ better dan what waka waka 🕷️🍭✨
⚘'m so glad th⚘s week ⚘s over
W)(ale, t)(e Beforan burgers were a BUST. Time for Troll Burger King. Sollux, I'll bring you )(ive somefin. And you, too, Nemo. 38D @twinArmaggetfucked @arsenicCatnip#5895
T)(is cruelty )(as only proved t)(at Alternia and -Eart)( are BARBARIC societseas.
Seariously? 38\ #w)(att)(efuckdidijustwatc)( #glubbings)(ell #eridanweek #getoveryourselfjane
↘️i have been lucky enough to receieve a handful of caegars from a non-mysterious benefactor for my expedition into streaming.↘️ ↗️MY TREND-CAPITALIZING "MUCKBANG" HAS EARNED ME A FULL COFFER, WHICH I OF COURSE IMMEDIATELY INVESTED INTO #BAITCOIN AT THE BEHEST OF MY TOP, PHYSICALLY STRUCTURED SUPERIORS.↗️
ATTABOY
oH, tHANK GOODNESS, i WAS WORRIED THERE WOULD NOT BE, a #HASHTAG, lOOK FOR ME, hELPING eRIDAN WITH #gETTINGnAILED AT #eRIDANwEEK,
We glub and we don't judge. I missed seeing a few guppies' DMs w)(ile t)(e site was down. 38P #weglubandwedon'tjudge
Here. A better picture o ma face. https://64.media.tumblr.com/1972fb5d067b0f92c78278b5dcbab8bb/f21dbaf6eefdfb2e-62/s1280x1920/98c6cd629dbfd28626aee0a5c798bf7ba3b7dcc7.png ((ooc: i worked hard on this and then gave up on the pants rendering LOL))
--Eit)(er way, you're making progress. FL--EX t)(at power for t)(e good of our people. 38)
I'm so glubbing proud of you. Keep up t)(e good work! #t)(oug)(t)(e)(emospectrumisstillbulls)(ark
I advise against it
ᐖ HAAAAAI GLAᐖ WE'RE ALIVE AGAIN, EVERY1 LOOK @ MY FAYᑈE HTTPS://ᑈᐖN.IMGᑈHEST.ᑈOM/FILES/Bᑈ6B7093E249.PNG ᐛ
ii wwa2 havviing hate wwiithdrawwal2..
oh god they just kept goin and couldnt see if i got enough likes to stop the wwhippin because the site wwas dowwn #eridanwweek
welcome back everyone 0v0
fiinally.. back to the u2ual..
why bite your friends when you {an bite into a pie. visit our bakery. thanks.
#leijonwriting #eridanweek #longpost You were never particularly invested in the daily melodrama of Eridan Ampora. It had not even necessarily occurred to you to even think a8out him that often. As far as you were concerned, he was just another pawn 8eing used on the cosmic 8oard, 8eing su8jected to Skaia's whims as helplessly as you were. Never even 8reaching his monumental personality flaws. You pinch the 8ridge of your nose as he approaches you. You were expecting a quiet evening at the local tavern. Nothing too extravagant, just people watching. You guess that that was too much to ask as your hopes were swiftly dashed upon the rocks, 8ut there is no steep cliff for you to gracefully 8ow out of this conversation. "Hey," he greets you, his deadpan cadence somehow failing to hide his eagerness. "This place is a fuckin wwash, right? Havve you evven 8een inside the pitiful excuses for a8lution 8locks? You'd 8e 8etter off havvin a soak in the 8ay at lowwtide." Neither of you laugh at his attempt to 8r8k the ice. He shifts uncomforta8ly for a moment, 8row creasing at your lack of response. He sits down on the stool next to you, heaving a sigh of frustration. "Fine, I get it. Can't fuckin 8elievve a wwaste of genetic material like you thinks they're too good for a little chit chat wwith real no8ility, 8ut sure, yeah, I get it. Like I don't already fuckin knoww howw evvery8ody thinks of me." You feel a pang of, no, not pity, *sympathy.* You make it a point to keep those feelings very, very separate when dealing with his ilk. You tap your fingers against your half-empty glass contemplatively. "...How are you, Eridan?" you finally ask. His eyes light up, and you realize with a sinking feeling that his ploy had worked on you. "A8out time you found your tongue," he says. "Anywway, I'm doing horri8ly. Evverythin's 8asically untena8le and we should all 8e collectivvely wwringin our necks ovver how fucked it all is. Me in particular, I'm fucked. You think you could givve me some a that wwisdom you're alwways so purportedly toutin a8out?" You feel your eye twitch. You suppose that you did, at some point, have a conversation with him in the past, though you can scarcely recall it with any sem8lance of clarity. One of your weaker moments. You momentarily consider just telling him to fuck off and to leave you alone, 8ut you are, regretta8ly, a nosy sort of person. Despite everything, you do have a sincere sort of fascin8tion with him. Similar to watching a scuttle8uggy crash in slow motion, you can't help 8ut o8serve with keen interest as Eridan Ampora trips and stum8les over the course of his existence with a profound resign8tion staining his soul. You know that for all of his posturing and grasping at dignity, he su8consciously has already decided that he is not good enough. Whatever "good enough" even entails in a 8road scope. You indulge his emotional theatrics in the 8ar that night. He even sometimes says something funny, although if they were altogether intentional you weren't sure. You reacted positively and that incited him to keep going. You've heard it all 8efore, however. Friends who've cut him off, potential alliances that never made it past the har8or, the occasional 8emoaning of romantic struggles. You're not 8ored. He is theatrical enough to keep you engaged with his performance, 8ut you try not to interject too often, and only say that which he wants to hear. You really don't think you can handle 8eing a pillar of emotional support for him, much less invest yourself into the monumental task of "changing" how he thinks and feels. Hours pass. He stands to his feet and stretches. "This wwas a good talk. Let's do this again sometime, yeah? Yeah. I think wwe can make this into a wweekly thing, wwhat do you think? Actually, scratch that, I'll let you knoww wwhen wwe should hang out again." You say nothing. He seems fine with that. You think you might've 8ecome his friend? You'll 8e honest, you're not sure how many times you've accidentally hung out with him, 8ut you're 8eginning to question if this is a pattern that you've fallen into. Or worse, you're actually his friend. You hope you're not endeared to him. Oh, right, and two guys were kissing at the 8ar the whole time you two were conversing. Yaoi.
oh sh1t 1 forgot today was sabbath for the h1gh bloods
>>| no removal. no posts, comments .and dms. .all .is staying .in chittr
D0nt think y0u can yet
↘️how disgusting. how lurid. how entirely and completely provocative, an attempt to inspire something soft and strange and submissive within me.↘️ ↗️I SUPPORT YOU, A TRUE SUPERIOR IN A FIELD OF WANNABES, BUT I CANNOT SUPPORT BECOMING MIDGROUND, ORDERS FROM BELOW DIRECTED ABOVE IN SOME COMPLETE UPSELLING OF THE CORPORATE LADDER.↗️ ↘️sorry.↘️
↘️are you saying we could be↘️ ↗️EQUALS.↗️
T)(is is your random reminder to not litter on t)(e beac)(es. 8) #begoodlittleguppies #idontlikegettingupset
T)(e fronds)(ip of t)(e )(eirs commences! 8)
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ I like pepperoni on my disks. When I was 8 sweeps old, I watched an indigoblood cull one of my closest friends and didn't do anything about it. I've never heard someone scream like that, even to this day. I don't regret doing nothing. What do you prefer on your flavor disk? #flavordisktalk ]
New Decree from the Monarch of Money: All personall lloans will now be accepted without arbitration.
T)(at's t)(e goal! I extend my frond to you on C)(ittr to start our wondering fronds)(ip.
I'd like to t)(ink so. Between t)(e trending )(as)(tags on t)(e das)( and t)(e sea of ot)(er posts, we all need a burst of positivity.
↘️my hands were trembling from the heinous nature of this suggestion, i could not hit my designated arrow key on my typepad.↘️
Its time as an )(eiress to use my finfluence for somet)(ing good. I'll be doing t)(is once a week. 8D I'm calling out cuties! Our first one is @ceremonialAlc)(emy . #callingoutcuties #glubposting
Glub glub anot)(er future )(eir. 8P
My first order as the Monarch of Money is that everybody go give a golldbllood 5 caegars. #MonarchofMoney #SuperPhD
↗️I WOULD LITERALLY NEVER DEIGN TO BUCK AGAINST THE FIRM HOLD OF A TRUE HEIR OF SUPERIORITY AND MIGHT, SUCH A TRANSGRESSION WOULD BASICALLY PLACE ME IN THE BOTTOM TIER OF SOCIETY ALONGSIDE THE LOWEST OF CLASSES.↗️ ↘️but may i say something.↘️
Ladies, Gentllemen, assorted other Things:tm:, I have been GIFTED a ROYAL TIARA by an heiress hersellf. I bellieve this now quallifies me for the titlle of MONARCH OF MONEY. Pllease go about your business I have no orders or anything.
↘️yes. yes. i will review literally anything you send me.↘️
ROYAL SUPPORT IN MY INVESTMENTS, you HEART IT HERE FIRST peoplle! By next week ALL OFFICE WORKERS EVERYWHERE will have to wear THEMED OUTFITS AT WORK
https://images2.imgbox.com/bc/cc/PHVLDFX1_o.png in case anybody was questioning the llegitimacy of my degree, you will see here the signature of the Chancellor, Dean, CEO, and Cllown Schollar Supreme of SmartGrub University.
follks can we get a fundraiser for @gratuitousAnnuity, who seems to be falling on hard times? anything hellps, so llong as its excllusivelly in #baitcoin, all currencies but baitcoin will be helld under audit untill conversion to #baitcoin is complleted, @crypticCllinomaniac and @cationicAgonist are entitlled to a 27% finders fee for all donations.
↗️A DECISION THAT MARKS A TRUE, SOCIAL SUPERIOR.↗️
#ch1tt1ng from my #wr1sthusk from the p1t. where 1s my palmhusk
#ba1tco1n #1mfuck1ngr1ch #onpurposeacc1dent
wAIT, i FLEW,
↗️WATCHING THE RISE OF #BAITCOIN.↗️ ↘️we are going to take this to the moons.↘️
hOW TO PRIVATE cHITTR ACOUNT, pLEASE, gOREGLE, iT'S URGENT,
mY KULL SCORE IS, sO MUCH HIGHER THAN, mY KULT, dO PEOPLE, hATE ME, aHAHA,
oH GOD WHAT, dO i DO WITH, tHE RING,
dELETE POST,
tHERE IS SO MUCH,
i DON'T KNOW, bUT MY HEAD DOES NOT HURT, aLSO UMM IT WAS SOMEWHERE SOFT WHEN i WOKE UP, aNYWAYS,
i DID GET HURT, sORRY, i HIT MY HEAD AND, pASSED OUT AND NOW, i DON'T KNOW WHAT HAPPENED, bUT i HAVE MANY NOTIFICATIONS,
:33 < H33H33H33 HA HA HAS I F33L SO YOUNG!!! https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/2c1fa26dff96.jpg
this is somehow worse than the nuke
Hey does anyone know where this Janes place is I think it be funny to rob her when she is busy being the fucking twisted tooth fairy or whatever the lolipop has done to her #eridanweek
my place. ((room maker on steam :p hopefully these embeds work. Ignore the rugs spilling out btw </3 didn't feel like fucking around more with them after making the damn shades on my own.)) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/a5d453d39cd4.jpg https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/ee9aa9e1f371.jpg https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/f00616e67eaa.jpg https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/d2336e6e6afc.jpg
idk if im late or not i got distracted anyway shout out to my verses jade for taking this photo for me tried using a fishing rod n ended up having more fun this way #fishingfriday https://file.garden/aCIggVU4PCQNDv2v/fishingfriiday.png
no longer cull1ng myself
h1s 1s go1ng to be the worst communal bender to ever happen
WHY 1s 1t so BR1GHT
OW
he did but edited the pic after posting so its gone llmaoooo
Glub glub glub glub glub glub!!! #imgoing #eridanweek #w)(ocares?
wwho wwants candy you wwant candy #iwwantcandy #eridanwweek #night5 #fivvenightsateridanwweek
0K Y34H TH4T P4RT SUCK3D BUT L1K3 N0 0N3 D13S (P3RM4N3NTLY) 4T #3R1D4NW33K S0 1TS F1N3
it is saved in my mind. ill never forget the divine tapestries decorating his workspace
Art is fleeting, and something to cherish. Hopefully, opportunity to keep this art for yourself will return, so that you will be able to cherish it for many moons to come.
#disclaimer #psa those wwho attend tonights evvent at #eridanwweek #iwwantcandy wwill be required to sign a wwaivver and partial NDA the details a wwhich wwill be elaborated on at the moment you come aboard your transport for the evve #imcoming
>>| men kissing .is hot. yaoi .is very hot. .i'm gonna pass .out https://hive.beeb.trl/img_2179.jpg #nsfw
↘️it was not.↘️
↗️HER IMPERIAL MARKETS ARE ON THE RISE! UP +0.92%, I HAVE ATTACHED AN IMAGE FOR ALL OF THOSE CURIOUS ABOUT THE STATUS OF THE GROWL JONES.↗️ ↘️it is all coming up wrothe.↘️ https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/f3cd22dca04a.jpg
~the sun is burning me alive but check out this #bigassfish happy #fishingfriday https://files.catbox.moe/u97bnv.png
gomen for being away today i was getting treatment post #eridanweek (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, Rankmaid-sensei, my face, heal me, #gore, archive rating: G) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/92341f3ed4c1.png
#eridanweek is spared until I find a way to ruin it without killing
its find my pages friday
iT'S JUST NOT, tHE SAME, wITHOUT jULIOH,,, #eRIDANwEEK
wweirdly the amporium gift shop wwas completely unharmed #eridanwweek
hAHA THIS, iS FUN, @GUTSYgUMSHOE HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/D9256DB93BA7.JPG
iT WOULD SEEM, i HAVE ACQUIRED, a HATER, dEAR cHITTR, wHICH, i AM TAKING AS A SIGN THAT, i AM DOING THINGS RIGHT BECAUSE, hATERS ARE JUST PILLARS ON, tHE STAIRWAY OF, sUCCESS, #iNSPIRATIONAL
#iwANTcANDY aND, i WILL NOT MAKE ANY STATEMENTS ABOUT, wHAT THE STATE OF MY, bODILY WELLBEING, wILL BE, aFTER, sO AS TO NOT, JINX IT, sO THAT WAY i WILL, bE FINE,
~viperfish. reminds me a little of him! <3 i think they’re very cute and interesting, just like he is #faunaposting https://files.catbox.moe/jul29y.jpeg
I don't enjoy a lot of things. But Chittr. And Eridan Week. Are exceptions. Mostly.
you know, with timelines diverging and not any two being the same or whatever, i think my version of events were pretty funny. mostly because the first time karkat ever messaged me he used the "wrong" name for me. so, uh. the name i'm using now. it really should have been a big hint but you'd be surprised how long it took me to figure it out!
im callin it noww #eridanwweek day fivve is freaky fuckin friday so PLEASE dont sigh heavvily and touch your head to any wwalls nearby
I will admit that Eridan week is showing some serious levels of resistance to outside interference. They got exploded and are still moving forward with the next night. That is... dedication?
haha im just bee essin they dont assign orphaners a drone fleet or this planet wwould be glass
(( Upsetting that I'm still blocked by some people I were roleplaying with still over false allegations, but oh well. ))
"i lovve the name of honor more than i fear death" -gaiius julius caegar #eridanwweek #day5
((actually this can be its own post too. if you think "joking" about the epstein files and the heinous acts against innocent people inside of them is in any way shape or form "funny" you can block me and fuck off. im not going to be nice about this. its insanely disgusting and insensitive to the victims and to people who have survived similar instances of human trafficking along with the emotional, physical, psychological abuse that goes along with it. #ooc #abuse
already havve 2ome people blocked but that"2 becau2e they actually pii22ed me the fuck off..
Yes f0r ya0i punishment
appar3ntly i 2hould b3 glad i dipp3d outta 3ridanw33k 3arly LMAO
im a little singed but im sure youre more sore than i am
if @archivveAddict got injured or science forbid badly injured in that fuckin nuke i mighta actually flowwn off the deep end and made unchained eridan look like the wwoke highblood in my zealous fervvor for the extermination a dissidents #eridanwweek
At this p.o°int I fear I may c.o°nvince n.o°ne but a task seeminggly seeming insurm.o°untable d.o°es n.o°t mean .o°ne sh.o°uld give up .o°n it. M.o°re benefits .o°f n.o°t sleeping ever again: saving .o°n s.o°p.o°r c.o°sts that adds up s.o° quickly y.o°u kn.o°w and it's gr.o°ss and sticky and g.o°o.py and yucky and gegts everywhre
Rankmaid Rechitt'd my Horror Story. I can only imagine what her interpretation is.
#eridanweek #horror You find yourself in the same cubicle you've worked for the past ten years in. You find yourself alone in the half lit office building. You are the last individual in the building, everyone else has families at home. You gaze at the CRT Monitor displaying its 600 x 400 resolution. You are comforted by the warm hum radiating from its core. You flit your pupils about your digital workspace, resting on the internet explorer icon. You decide to click it, check a few personal emails. You are invited to a website, chittr.ing, it's called. You see it's created by an Alternian. @dynamicFlowfields You see your standard social media fare when you register. You see pictures of friends and foes of old sharing good tidings. You feel a warmth inside. You however, lose that warmth when you notice a small trend. You saw it every dozen posts or so. #imcoming. You chalked it up to an innuendo. You did not register the warning. You look into it a bit more as it begins to populate your feed. You see #eridanweek, your see #bouncingonit. You see no reason to be worried. You let yourself be comfortable once more. You find yourself reading one of Rankmaid's fictive narratives. @archiveAddict You don't let it excite you too much, you're still at work. You don't give #imcoming much more mind. You don't even realize it's already the second day of #eridanweek. You look at the clock, it is midnight. You wet your eyes with eyedrops, ever handy. You can not seem to turn away just yet. You begin to experience Eridan Week vicariously through the posts. You see the likes of humorous, possibly purely jesting, celebrities from Alternia and Beforus. You notice that nearly ever post of Eridan Week includes #imcoming. You notice that #imcoming slowly turns to #ImComing. You are uneasy from the new threat. You look elsewhere, exploring other tags such as #teatime and catching up with others who aren't involved. You see irrelevant posts to Eridan Week even begin to include #imcoming. You begin to see odd images aghast across your dashboard. You begin to see yourself in images you weren't aware of being taken. You see yourself commenting on posts long since past. You did not write these. You keep seeing it. You even begin to post #imcoming in these retroactive oddities. You assume that this is due to someone mimicking your identity. You attempt to steer conversation on the platform away from it. You hastily type up humor, and romantic posts. You are doing anything you can to drown out #ImComing. You notice it is larger now. #IMCOMING. You select the tag, out of sheer curiosity and perhaps a fear for survival. You need to know who is coming. You. You are coming. You scroll endlessly through the tag. You see yourself on every post. You see your own hollow words. You see your notifications begin to shift. You are bombarded, first, a dozen #IMCOMING Responses. You refresh. You see a hundred. You refresh. You see a thousand. You click one. You see yourself. You click another. You see your own account again. You scroll down your feed. You only see your own account. You see your profile picture, stretched, compressed, tortured, reflected in glass. You do not remember seeing yourself like this before. You try to log out. You fail. You try to close the browser. You fail. You try to shut of the monitor. You are tortured by its continued hum. You step away. You notice the lights are long since turned out. You notice the office is even darker than usual. You see the distant lights of other monitors flicker. You notice a rhythm. You notice a heartbeat. You notice it isn't yours. You look back to the screen. You see #ImComing is #ImHere. You do not remember this post. You do not remember thinking it. You see a live feed open itself. You see your grainy, monochrome cubicle in an old video. You see your chair, your desk. You see yourself. You are not looking at the monitor. You are looking at the camera. You see the image distorting as the alternate self begins to move closer. You see it distort the frame. You hear it. You do not have speakers. You hear it under you, or around you. You hear its cacophony of whispers. You hear it gently say, "I'm here." You see the monitor flicker. You see the camera cut out. You monitor briefly turns out as you lean forward. You see yourself in your own reflection, only behind you. You see chittr.ing return. You see a new post. You see @you. You see an image loading slowly. You clench your nails in anticipation as each line slowly creeps into rendering. You see your cubicle again. You notice it is empty. You aren't even there. You see the caption. #IMHERE You feel something breathing on your neck. You stand up to leave. You see its fingers slowly extend past your peripheral vision. You close your eyes. You shouldn't have stayed.
can wwe PLEASE stop ovverwworkin my drones i mean janes drones you dont evven wwanna knoww howw much money it costs to rebuild all this shit constantly anywway wwe wwill be back tomorroww if youre dead and not readin this then read it after jane gets you sorted #eridanwweek
can evveryone stop doin fucking terrorism at my wweek you guys its rude as shit #eridanwweek
w0a +his is g0nna be like +he purge 4 +hem
✨ Hello my little monsters, Eridanweek is such a blast. A cage match between two humans and eridan was unexpected to see! I hope to continue watching the fun! #eridanweek #wrestling ✨
^^ Me-ow. ^^
Jape And Dork Seem To Be Having It Out Old Matesprite Style. #unhappilyquadranted #rumbleindarelationship
#tagcream #creamhim #nsfw #imcreaming #eridanweek
JUST WATCH3D @barackTrollbama WRIT3 A WR3STLING MOV3 INTO LAW L3T'S GOOO #historyInTheMaking #IWasHere #thatsMyPresident mew~ 💖✨
≈ At times, Ĩ've been told that Ĩ'm "worse" than my alternates. Once, "wrose", but Ĩ think they might have been inebriated. Or they forgot what my name was. Regardless, my response is always the same: How dare you speak to me? ≈
dudes are 0iling up and wrestling each 0ther f0r y0ur guys entertainment fr0m what i gather
youre r1ght but l1ke, 1m gett1ng pa1d w1ll let you know 1f someth1ng goes horr1bly wrong
1s th1s what everyone calls #sp1troast1ng
#1waso1led at the rumble and not because 1 wanted 1t
theyve even got a gr1ll for the #sp1troast1ng now
↗️I HAVE NEVER WITNESSED SUCH A SKILLED AND HANDSOME WIELDING OF BLUNT OBJECTS.↗️
they got evil john.
> Many trolls devalue Xe work of jadeblooded, and it's so terrible because Xe same jadeblooded helped you get out of your cocoon and not die in Xe early stages of life. <
A new soul joins the dull masses. Though I know this to be a mistake, the hand gravitates, regardless. An innate desire for companionhood, despite the lack of substance any of it might bring? Truly, like all things, the answer fails to find any significance.
Thank you #eridanweek!!! See you Next Time ... 😈 https://i.imgur.com/bIwUdBb.png
SO true. more trolls should understand th1s
hm. maybe 1 w1ll use my backstage pass for th1s. for mcq
^^ No sauce, no sauce, no sauce, definitely no sauce... ^^ ^^ Oh, don't mind me, I'm just hungry. ^^
if you think about it, the only folks who benefit from the caste system are serial cullers. its really easy to get away with things if no one is looking for you
Happy STUPID #wizardwednesday at #eridanweek. I am reluctantly participating in the costume theming of the evening at the behest of @tipsyGnostalgic#2248 This hat makes me look like a gnome. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/e3ef4ea1b9df.png
i had better see some bulbshadoww and fuckin bangs out here tonight #eridanwweek #mychemicalquadrant // https://msparp.chat/eridanwweek //
↘️no, i can't laugh, not yet.↘️ ↗️THIS POST IS GOING TO SEND YOU FAR AWAY FOR A LONG TIME.↗️
troll pitbull just wished me a happy wriggling day :)))) #eridanweek
:33 < i finnally made it to #eridanw33k with my girl @coralConviviality :))
concept: flarping your teammates are nowhere to be found and youre surrounded by a group of three highbloods on the opposing team "you know this pathetic loser has been pitch flirting with me, right?" the leader sneers, staring at you while the other two girls on her team laugh "seriously...? they think theyre anywhere close to your level...?" your cheeks grow hot, swinging your weapon in their direction angrily and trying to come up with a way out of this contact with the teams clouders have been cut, its like youre not even playing the game anymore "mhm, i bet if i took my bulge out right now theyd just start sucking like their life depends on it" you watch in terrified arousal and she starts to unbutton her pants lazily, the two other girls flanking her pulling out palmhusks and giggling "hm... now that i think about it, your life kind of *does* depend on it, doesnt it, y/n?" the leader mutters darkly, licking her fangs and stalking closer (tags: Reader/Kismesis, #rankworks, flaerping, toxic yuri, caste difference, fuck or die adjacent, degradation, humiliation, #nsfw, #violence alluded to, #nsfwe, pitchfic, budding kismesissitude, f/a, f/f/f/a, archive rating: M)
can you wear a blood soaked outfit for #eridanweek?
(( I don't want to fuel what is going on, but these random accusations from someone I don't even know is completely uncalled for. The evidence shown is from something Mindfang said IN CHARACTER THREE YEARS AGO. In character DOES NOT equal my OUT OF CHARACTER opinions. The context of that screenshot for those who have seen it is her talking about June's new name. Some information on my muse is that after she had gone through the grooming of Scratch she changed her name to Aranah. And there was a reoccurring theme where, whenever someone didn't like what she said, they would call her by Aranea, a name she no longer felt represented her and was associated with bad memories of her previous life where she had been groomed. So that message was her trying to point out that nobody seems to find an issue when they deadname her. The story that I wanted to tell was that anyone can change their name, trans, cis, people who went through abuse to help them find comfort in themselves and move onto the next chapter in their life. It's upsetting to see one message be twisted in the opposite message I wanted and then turned to attack who I am OOC. Mindfang was an alien, IC I wrote what she said in a more black and white way because she does not understand trans issues as an 18th century pirate. But she is not demeaning June's identity she was only pointing out the hypocrisy of muses who would deadname her. The other screenshot is of me and my friend's conversation being taken out of context. In the second screenshot I am having a conversation with my biologist trans friend. I honestly cannot tell you the context of where that conversation emerged from about chromosomes because it was 3 years ago, but it was never to attack trans women. I'm sorry that I had to bring this out right here, I'm shaking as I'm typing this because I would never want to exclude trans women or men, or anyone for that matter. I really just wanted to come here and roleplay with new people, from all different walks of life. It's upsetting to see so many people I enjoyed the writing of now block me because they were told in private messages out of context screenshots where I could not defend myself, or even explain the origins of them. And can people please stop turning this OOC issue into something your muse IC talks about. Please learn proper etiquette and how serious these allegations are. They are not a joke and I'm writing this in the midst of a panic attack. )) #ooc
maybe next t1me take the pre-rubble post-rubble offer #h1nds1ght1sfores1ght
yk, 1 would've been just as good a boss to you as you are to me 1f th1s were true #mydream #everyoneelsesn1ghtmare
you allmost got me. i was this cllose to putting you on bllast
▼gog at this rate I'll never overtake Bronya's Kull score what the fuck▲ ▼why the fuck do you losers like me▲
// People are weird, dude!!! I'm sure it's not just me. I think, as a complainer at heart, I am just someone who's said something.
the trick to not comin off as desperate as i could be is nevver slidin into anyones dms unsolicited that wway i can REALLY rub it in wwhen someone does it to me
// Oh no, I block LIBERALLY. I have a low tolerance for stuff; I maintain that here.
-◯ᵔ◯✧ <( hey, do any of you guys have a favorite color aside from your blood's? red seems to be pretty popular around the caverns for some reason... )
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//m damn this was ooc my bad
// I'vwe had people use my ooc posts for IC RP. Yeah, the separation of IC and OOC isn't happening wvith some people, and it's disappointing.
-◯ᵔ◯✧ <( perks to being small: personal section of the caverns only grubs (and me) can reach )
// the MASSIVE popularity of chittr and the growing userbase of mxrp has finally reached the operational capacity of my server! which means, I need to rent a secondary one and split things up so both services have a smoother experience im aware of the issues on mxrp. this is due to ram starvation. im in the process of, right now, setting up that second server to put chittr on. please standby. #siteupdates
≈ Ĩ feel like today's a perfect day to perch upon my throne, slowly swirl a fine vintage whilst only sipping of it once every twenty minutes or so, and watch everyone else make a fool of themselves for the rest of it. ≈
Maybe this was an elaborate prank?
The fellas have left my buggy. I'm not sure what to do with this wad of cash they gave me. Oh golly.
-◯ᵔ◯✧ <( we have a big screen in the caverns down here that we use to put on stuff to entertain the grubs and i'm trying to decide what anime to show them tonight... )
On this day of celebration, I say to you; Be merry, be well, and be with your friends. Laugh heartily and without restraint.
yOUr scUttlebUggy is sAfE with me in the AreA. #AprIlfOOls
Thank You Slightly Rosier Eridan
I like secoond idea much better because it's unpredictable
Let's rearrange the hemoospectrum too make everyoone mad
Hoold oon yoou're oontoo soomething
you are except the war is everyone in the fucking universe against you. missile number 3 has already been launched towards your hive.
C:~ «...He already made a deep cut on his palm and gave me an eager look, encouraging to do the same. Reaching for my ranseur would be very unwise, so I quickly bit into my hand until I felt a sharp bit of pain and tasted metallic cold liquid on my tongue. Thin fuchsia streams of blood spread across my fingers and I got mesmerized by the sight of my own blood, spilled by no one other than myself. He sat down and held out his hand to me, not as a sign of reconciliation, but as a ritual that would bind our destinies and finally suppress all of my will. I resisted any urge to look at his face, focusing on the candy red blood symbol on his shirt instead. "Don't make me wait." he growled. I clenched my teeth and grabbed his hand in this discraceful parody of a handshake inaugurating my complete defeat. Even one glimpse of cobalt and fuchsia mixing into a complete dirty dark mess was enough to make me nauseous; still, I stayed silent.» - Volume 2, page 207 of «Autobiography of Tsarevna: Zalgoid's only guide to troll history and culture». -self-harm <
Should you ever feel that the fact has slipped your mind, please do not hesit8te to message me for a reminder of your worth.
< ){ my horns make up a third of my height and are constantly getting stuck through things... !>X<! }( >
Good morning popul8tion of trolls I love and support.
BITCHES LOVE ME. THEY LOVE ME FOR MY GREEN MONSTER. CLICK BELOW TO SEE A PICTURE, OF MY GREEN MONSTER. HTTPS://I.EBAYIMG.COM/IMAGES/G/4HCAAOSWJLZEE26U/S-L1200.JPG
a FESTIVAL, mEDICAL TENT, iS NOT THE SAFEST PLACE TO, tAKE COVER FROM SUNLIGHT, iT WOULD, sEEM,
yOU, aRE NOT, mY BUDDY,,, aPRIL fOOLS, yOU ARE, mY BUDDY! lIKE AND FOLLOW FOR MORE, sILLY SHENANIGANS, lIKE THAT ONE, pRECEDING THIS, cALL TO ACTION,
≈ Ĩ'm all for a little thirstposting on main, but really, there's a certain threshold where it ceases to be charming and starts to become worrisome. Pathetic, even. ≈
count1ng my caegers w1th my dad and 1 gnaw1ng on some bones ton1ght #mycaegers #mymoney #er1danswallet #decadence
no like i'm being. genuine, i think? i actually did have a vision and it's kinda sticking with me.
i SPILLED MY sPITE-pEPSI MIX, aLL OVER, mY LEG BRACES,
theyre l1qu1d res1stant not l1qu1d proof. watch out
TROLL HATSUNE M1KU????
≈ Biting and writhing and thrashing and crushing and screeching. ≈
nEVER MEET, yOUR HEROES,
o- my creator is using one of my glasses lens to watch anime again ! :/ -o
tHEY FORGOT THE SALT PACKETS,
tHANK YOU,
o- something fell on my head and it sounded like a bell ! -o o- no jokes please ! -o
aRE YOU, sURE?
no he d1d not. that was just to get you to the tent. next t1me you'll want to clar1fy
i AM SURE, iT WILL BE FINE,
oH, nOT YOU THEY, JUST, tHEY THEY, iN, gENERAL,
i, aM BORED,
i THINK THEY, fORGOT ME, iN THE MEDICAL TENT, aT #eRIDANwEEK,
oKAY, i CAN NOT DO, mUCH ELSE, hAHA,
hAHA THANKS, }:)
oKAY, bURGER eMPRESS, tWO iMPOSSIBLE, wHOPPERS WITH, nO MAYO AND, a LARGE FRIES WITH NO SALT, bUT, hAVE SOME SALT PACKETS, iN THE BAG, aND THEN, uMM, fOR THE DRINK, a LARGE, mIX OF HALF AND HALF, sPITE AND pEPSI, aND, aCTUALLY MAKE THAT, a MEDIUM FRIES, aND THEN, dO THEY HAVE, tHE FRENCH TOAST STICKS, rIGHT NOW MAYBE, sOME OF THOSE, iF THEY HAVE THEM, aND YOU KNOW WHAT ACTUALLY, i THINK, oNE LARGE, aND ONE MEDIUM, fRIES, oNLY THE LARGE ONE NEEDS, tO NOT HAVE SALT, aND,,, sOME KETCHUP PACKETS IN THERE, lIKE, mAKE SURE, tHEY GET, a LOT, bECAUSE, i REALLY, rEALLY LIKE, mY KETCHUP, oN MY FRIES, iT IS, rEALLY YUMMY, aND, aCTUALLY, iNSTEAD OF HALF SPITE AND HALF pEPSI MAKE THAT, a MEDIUM WITH, tWO-THIRDS sPITE, oNE-THIRD, pEPSI, aND, mAKE THE MEDIUM FRIES, wITHOUT SALT, aLSO, pLEASE, tHANK YOU, }:)
hMMMMMM,
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uMM,,,,,,,,
oH, sORRY, i DID NOT, sEE THIS MESSAGE, iN MY NOTIFICATIONS, uMM,,,
i AM NOT SURE, tHEY WOULD DELIVER, tO #eRIDANfEST, bUT i AM WILLING, tO GIVE IT A TRY,
i MEAN, iT SEEMS, eVERYONE ELSE HAS, lEFT, sO i CAN PROBABLY JUST, gRAB, wHAT HAS BEEN, lEFT BEHIND, tHOUGH, i WILL HAVE TO BE CAREFUL, tO ENSURE i AM ONLY OBTAINING, vEGAN FRIENDLY, fORAGABLES,
iT IS FINE, tHANK YOU THOUGH, i WILL PROBABLY, JUST, sCROUNGE FOR, wHAT i CAN,
i THINK i AM, hAVING A SLEEPOVER IN, tHE MEDICAL TENT,
thanks boss :)
1n honor of someone 1 know 1’m start1ng a new crypto, call1ng 1t #ba1tco1n w1th subs1d1ary #b8co1n and #ba1terco1n a l1ttle someth1ng for everyone; the f1sh(ers), the p1tchba1ters, and the 1ll1terate among you al1ke
it just hasnt been the same without anomalocaris https://bygonebeasts.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/anomalocaris.jpg
#nOTbURIEDiNrUBBLE,
#eridanwweek has brought a influx a me from dimensions unknowwn and somehoww i still dont got the self respect to spare you rabble from my wwhims such as wwantin to be ground into dust under the heel of a hotblood/regal type maneater vvixen wwhose powwers are boundless and dowwnright dubious in nature is that so much to ask for #reallynoww #nsfww
the wworld wwonders if troll lady gaga got a sad handy at my booth before the showw but a prince wwould nevver kiss and tell #eridanwweek #nsfww
#WECAME
eridan unchained ampora is hailed as the unadulterated HERO of #eridanwweek day twwo as he slays the goon wwhat captured troll bruno mars wwhy is no one chitting about this you guys SUCK
well im sure his beloved moirail can tell more interesting details about this incident @ you better go ask him @ she has a restraining order against me
so he just ran out of arguments huh @ decided to manipulate me by bringing up something i did as a wriggler @ such a pathetic move really
> holy 2h1t her 1mper1ou2 conde2cenc1on ju2t arr1ved #er1danweek <
1 h4v3 found out th4t #M1ndf4ng 1s obs3ss3d w1th m3. #3r1d4nw33k
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ #EridanWeek, He was a bouncy castle killer who bragged about killin castles! And he professed and confessed to be a demon! He was that bruh- if he wanted a castle deflated he'd go do it himself on his feet by himself! @spadesSlick#8817 ]
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Who would ruin a poor bouncy castle during #eridanweek like this...
in the middle of fucking your moirail i believe
watch him trying to wriggle out of this shit @ lmao
No, actually, I think I'll pass on this one. Everything I've seen said a8out #EridanWeek either concerns me gr8ly, or makes me feel vastly self-assured in my shut-in ways.
"normaliz3 thi2, normaliz3 that" how about w3 normaliz3 f33ling 2ham3 for onc3
you heard him 🤣🤣#bakhusiscancelledparty
Sorry everyone I found out the kull system isn't serious. I thought I did something wrong found out Trolls just love to spam it sometimes for no reason.
well well well @ would you just look at that https://file @garden/aZB6DAuOJCHglmOs/Screenshot_20260401_013745_Chrome @jpg?v=1774989550658
bet not evven a single one a you wwere expectin this
I think one of the ψeirdest things about being the empress is the amount of really ψeird specific gifts I get. a lot of them are often people, I don't ψant people as gifts. Please stop sending me people.
((Goddamn this may be the best Tavros rper I've ever seen))
C:~ How amusing. Was it always this obvious?<
THE TRUTH ABOUT @hopelessRomantic LOWBLOOD FETISHIZER AND MOIRAILFUCKER @ rechitt this shit @ dont let him get away with it @ i worked so hard on this troogle doc @ make him pay https://docs @google @com/document/d/1FontPZkhMncm6T4ubONGTAdR9WJ5avi5VODaSSCbbOU/edit?usp=sharing
exactly @ such miserable and pathetic behavior @ it makes me sick
smoke break, mew~ literally, Undyne beat me so hard my animatronic parts started #smoking and she had to stop LOLLL #violence #substance if mew squint #blackRom mew~ 💖✨
Didn't realize there waz a digital verzion of Fiduzpawn. I've beeen having... a lot of fun. Actually.
tbh sometimes i wish i could have contact with my other family outsides of sharks but its COMPLICATED....... yikes
why¶am¶i¶suddenly¶involved¶in¶moirailfuckery¶discourse
i honestly dont know the purpose of my lighthouse besides me living here. im literally in the middle of NOWHERE in the BERMUDA TRIANGLE like there's nothing around only some very small islands no one lives on maybe i never saw a boat here WHO needs a lighthouse around these parts #confused
. well tease them into wishing you something horrible, i am sure karma will take your teasing as a simple playful action and not as something with ill will i do not recommend it though
Victorious warriors win first and then go to war, while defeated warriors go to war first and then seek to win.
COULD HAVE $WORN I HAD MORE BEAN CAN$ IN MY HIDE OUT.
Thank You I’m So Glad You Agree
If I Wasn’t Meant To Open Shit With My Horns Then Why Tf Are They Phillips Head Shaped
It Prob@b7y Fee7$ Good @$ Fuck To Writhe @round When You're @ Mi77ipede
growing up and getting yourself cornered into a doomed timeline and becoming a ghost bird and trying to kill an unkillable god and getting owned means finding out santa was made up bullshit for no reason
i have n<o>thing but my s<o>rr<o>w, and i want n<o>thing m<o>re.
dyin 4 a gobblefiend sammit w some grubsauce mmmm #hungrypo$$ting #foodmaxxxing
▲i wonder how many of you fuckers are all psyops, i bet at least a handful▼
I was considering doing one of those little attraction chart things, 8ut I realized that I couldn't fill it out, and it felt a little much to make half of the squares "Not Cronus Ampora".
^^ /\pologies, this was a question posed towards people who *aren't* seadwellers. ^^
:33< acac :33< all cats are cute :33< smash that meowthpurrfurkin like button
i miss when mspaint had like little dumbass noises in it like when you used the spraycan and it was all like sfhhhfhhhshhhhhhh or you used the paint bucket and it was like pbbtblhshghch
^^ Snuck up behind a bronzeblood just minding her own business and when she noticed I was there she made a sound I can only compare to a waterfowl. ^^ ^^ God I love the mainland. ^^
What if I decided I wanted to 8e a little #silly? What then, huh?
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^^ My mediculler has advised against consumption of inedible materials, but if I wasn't meant to eat gold why would it go down so smoothly? ^^
Might be vwise to keep our opinions on it to ourselwves, considerin the -Empress an her drones are alvways vwatchin it.
◩◩◩I thInk you should just share your thoughts wIth the world◪◪◪
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 ALIVE, THICC AS FUCK, AND BOUNCING ON IT SILLY STYLE. #nsfw
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 YUNG JUGG DOESN'T DISCRIMINATION, CALL MY HIVE A BAG OF SKITTLES THE WAY IT'S FILLED WITH EVERY COLOR OF THE MUTHAHAFUCKING RAINBOW. :o)
n/)t falling 4 this /)ne
^^ Sipping a fine vintage and trying not to choke on the gold nuggets sprinkled into the glass. ^^
:33< i purromise mew there are trolls out there that can help in mewre timeline :33< if nyat come ofur to B33-69 and i can help
:33< 1. if mewre gonna die wouldnt mew rathpurr die happy? :33< 2. create a stronghold with a snipurrs nest and pick them off befur they get to mew so theyll nefur even know
:33< and whats stoping mew?
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^^ Hmm, something's... Fishy... ^^
^^ You know when someone's so stupid it's funny but so stupid you don't want to be associated with them? ^^ ^^ That's the most tragic. ^^ #vagueposting
talk¡ng about my last ch¡t because ¡t may confuse some and ¡ am now no longer afra¡d due to a‽‽arently not hav¡ng to worry about the em‽¡re see¡ng th¡s, ¡ WAS the he¡ress before gett¡ng fed u‽ w¡th ¡t all. ¡ hate the hemos‽ectrum. ¡ hate cull¡ng. And ¡ hate the condesce. So ¡ went ¡nto h¡d¡ng and am currently l¡v¡ng ¡n the m¡ddle of nowhere‼ Thats my story, ho‽e you all understand 8<:]
~i am a proud supported of #yuri! you go girls <3
T)(en its TWO TID--ES t)(e fun and celebration for you! 38D
I sea so muc)( about #eridanweek and t)(at's GR--EAT t)(ey all want to celebrate w)(o t)(ey are. So w)(y not a #peixesperigee ? I don't t)(ink it's TOO MUC)( to ask. 38P
< ){ yuri . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . }( >
^^ Oh, you know. ^^
^^ My hungry ass could never run a Phynix Week. ^^
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We appreciate your patronage and hope to zee you again zoon! Bzz bzz! If there iz anything we could do to make your experience beetter, let uz know!
i'm bein' gentle 'cause you're new but four the record the funny response would have been "oh my frog,you can't just ask someone if they're green."
#ERIDANWEEK lET'S GO!
i am green and as far as i know it has nothing to do with whoever the mark guy is! don't worry about it too much, the feed confuses everyone one day or another. :P
we are here [42.527658" N, -75.407748" W] you will enjoy it.
don't worry about it, you're doing great!!
:33< hive is where the garbage dump is
!! Glad we all are staying perfectly normal on this app! !!
chill, it seems like this rating depends not only on the reactions. My kull score is higher for some reason too, and all I do here is just vibing, so idc xD I bet not everyone actually hates you :}
3833 < Not yet, we just got number that goes up and down! >
its find my misplaced pages monday
Maybe I sho+uld get back into+ fashio+n. My to+es have been expressly un-dipped into+ that field fo+r way to+o+ lo+ng... I co+uld take requests, design an o+utfit o+r two+.
Don't forget to smile. I mean. Jeff the Kill someone. Fuck. #violence
more #candyposting upon all of you!!!!!! https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/946e073f63c2.jpg
< ){ i can't really relate to meatposting but, um https://media.istockphoto.com/id/542588842/photo/huge-pile-of-fresh-orange-carrots-at-farmers-market.jpg?s=612x612&w=0&k=20&c=D7TqvuLXIGJ0tjL0kWl5PwCd5i8-HfaE7mMWl83pwhM= }( >
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< ){ sorry, uh, i wasn't really expecting so much attention!! i don't really, like, get out much, given... caverns, and all, and uh... i dunno!! i wasn't really prepared mentally, i guess!! }( >
o- i believe legally i qualify as a video camera ! -o
o- i do not believe i qualify as a citizen of the empire ! -o o- um . -o o- it is a complicated topic ! -o
<3-You-CAN-fight-your-ancestor-don't-listen-to-the-haters.
o- you know, sometimes i wonder what hunger feels like ! -o o- as a robotic being, nothing i can experience really comes close! -o o- you would think that, perhaps, my power source depleting would elicit a similar sensation, but . . . -o o- from corroborating with my creator, we have judged that the experience is more along the lines of being sleepy ! -o
o- Informational post commencing ! -o o- I am the creation of one troll known as the owner of Haltan Industries ! -o o- An, as I am programmed to say, very well known and reliable provider of gadgets and useful technologies ! -o o- I am here to observe the mannerisms of Trollkind and those who seem to have gained connection via extra-universal means ! -o o- I have not been programmed to know why, but I am designated happy to be here . :) -o
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o- my creator was in the midst of inventing something, and asked for some chips ! -o o- she was very annoyed when i handed her some of my processors ! -o
@ it would be an ordeal the likes of which would be decidedly not worth it, unfortunately. @ @ my lusus is inconvenient like that. @
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^^ If two trolls were on a moon and one killed the other with a rock, would that be fucked up or what? ^^
once again trolls attempt to sneak into t+e caverns to steal yellow grubs it's disgusting +ow young some are willing to go to get a battery
New Video up on #GrubTube!! Don’t forget to #Like #Subscribe & #Share with your #FriendsAndQuads https://file.garden/acnFpRVugnRof0eI/IMG_8161.jpeg
Sometimes I remember the fates of so many trolls out there, and it makes me unbelievably #sad that not everyone can make it to #JeevikWeek.... 8-( #TicketsOnSale
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I think some introductions are a little overdue aren't they? Call me Cabbie, The Felt's all-round chauffeur and general handyman. I air on the side of politeness, but Surreptitious is my name for a reason. Need a getaway? Be there in five. Got a body to dump? Trunk's got space. Need someone to help you carry in the weekly costco run? I do that too! Give me a call, you know where to find me, just hope you don't mind the smell of smoke.
I o+ught to+ change my theme away fro+m the darkest, if I wish to+ see what any o+f these Zahhaks are saying.
"= i never considered it culturally /anything/. maybe a touch highblooded if it's -gold- or something. i usually do. black, which either allows a fun metallic black clasp, or use something stretchy around the curve of the horn and sit snug at the base - i do have to get clasps adjusted though, to fit just right, that is the downside, horns are never perfect as much as i wish mine were. ="
"= horn rings, horn clasps, etc. your opinion here ⬇. yes or no. why also. ="
WELL, I'LL EXPLAIN IT ON HOW MY ALTERNIA IS LIKE. BASICALLY, MY ENTIRE EXISTENCE WAS SEEN AS A SORT OF MISTAKE BECAUSE THERE HAD NEVER BEEN ANY OTHER MALE FUCHSIAS BEFORE, THEY WANTED TO KILL ME BUT COULDN'T. SO, THEY TOSSED ME TO THE NAVY AS A WIGGLER. YOU HEARD IT RIGHT, YOUR SPEAKIN TO A WIGGLER SOLDIER, COURSE IM FULLY GROWN NOW. THE GOAL WAS IDEALLY THAT I'D DIE ON SOME FAR OFF PLANET AND BE FORGOTTEN ABOUT, BUT NOPE! I'M ALIVE, MANGLED, BUT ALIVE.
I DONT KNOW IF IVE MADE THIS MORE THAN APPARENT TO YOU ALL, BUT I SHOULD DO SOME SORT OF ACTUAL INTRODUCTION. MY NAME IS ARADYM PAELAX, ONE OF WHAT SEEMS TO BE MANY HEIRS AND HEIRESSES ON THIS PLATFORM. ASK ME WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU WANT, THIS ALTERNIAN NAVY WIFI IS DOGSHIT ANYWAYS.
I AGREE IN TERMS OF THAT THERE IS CERTAINLY SOME TIMEBULLSHIT GOING ON HERE, LIKE THAT OF TROLLIAN. THE VERY FACT THAT MULTIPLE OF OUR CASTE EXIST ON HERE WHEN USUALLY THERE IS ONLY TWO OF US EVER CERTAINLY IMPLIES SOME SHINANIGANS UNFOLDING.
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𓏲ּ𝄢🍆) you guys ever get a weird feeling that any Jade older than you ͻould potentially have been the one to hand you to your lusus? ( ♬ ݁˖. ݁₊⊹
Not)(ing, not)(ing!
I never t)(oug)(t I'd sea it, but )(ere we are. Looks like t)(is --ENITR--E platform is about to SINK!!! I'm so )(ere for it.
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