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why bite your friends when you {an bite into a pie. visit our bakery. thanks.
#leijonwriting #eridanweek #longpost You were never particularly invested in the daily melodrama of Eridan Ampora. It had not even necessarily occurred to you to even think a8out him that often. As far as you were concerned, he was just another pawn 8eing used on the cosmic 8oard, 8eing su8jected to Skaia's whims as helplessly as you were. Never even 8reaching his monumental personality flaws. You pinch the 8ridge of your nose as he approaches you. You were expecting a quiet evening at the local tavern. Nothing too extravagant, just people watching. You guess that that was too much to ask as your hopes were swiftly dashed upon the rocks, 8ut there is no steep cliff for you to gracefully 8ow out of this conversation. "Hey," he greets you, his deadpan cadence somehow failing to hide his eagerness. "This place is a fuckin wwash, right? Havve you evven 8een inside the pitiful excuses for a8lution 8locks? You'd 8e 8etter off havvin a soak in the 8ay at lowwtide." Neither of you laugh at his attempt to 8r8k the ice. He shifts uncomforta8ly for a moment, 8row creasing at your lack of response. He sits down on the stool next to you, heaving a sigh of frustration. "Fine, I get it. Can't fuckin 8elievve a wwaste of genetic material like you thinks they're too good for a little chit chat wwith real no8ility, 8ut sure, yeah, I get it. Like I don't already fuckin knoww howw evvery8ody thinks of me." You feel a pang of, no, not pity, *sympathy.* You make it a point to keep those feelings very, very separate when dealing with his ilk. You tap your fingers against your half-empty glass contemplatively. "...How are you, Eridan?" you finally ask. His eyes light up, and you realize with a sinking feeling that his ploy had worked on you. "A8out time you found your tongue," he says. "Anywway, I'm doing horri8ly. Evverythin's 8asically untena8le and we should all 8e collectivvely wwringin our necks ovver how fucked it all is. Me in particular, I'm fucked. You think you could givve me some a that wwisdom you're alwways so purportedly toutin a8out?" You feel your eye twitch. You suppose that you did, at some point, have a conversation with him in the past, though you can scarcely recall it with any sem8lance of clarity. One of your weaker moments. You momentarily consider just telling him to fuck off and to leave you alone, 8ut you are, regretta8ly, a nosy sort of person. Despite everything, you do have a sincere sort of fascin8tion with him. Similar to watching a scuttle8uggy crash in slow motion, you can't help 8ut o8serve with keen interest as Eridan Ampora trips and stum8les over the course of his existence with a profound resign8tion staining his soul. You know that for all of his posturing and grasping at dignity, he su8consciously has already decided that he is not good enough. Whatever "good enough" even entails in a 8road scope. You indulge his emotional theatrics in the 8ar that night. He even sometimes says something funny, although if they were altogether intentional you weren't sure. You reacted positively and that incited him to keep going. You've heard it all 8efore, however. Friends who've cut him off, potential alliances that never made it past the har8or, the occasional 8emoaning of romantic struggles. You're not 8ored. He is theatrical enough to keep you engaged with his performance, 8ut you try not to interject too often, and only say that which he wants to hear. You really don't think you can handle 8eing a pillar of emotional support for him, much less invest yourself into the monumental task of "changing" how he thinks and feels. Hours pass. He stands to his feet and stretches. "This wwas a good talk. Let's do this again sometime, yeah? Yeah. I think wwe can make this into a wweekly thing, wwhat do you think? Actually, scratch that, I'll let you knoww wwhen wwe should hang out again." You say nothing. He seems fine with that. You think you might've 8ecome his friend? You'll 8e honest, you're not sure how many times you've accidentally hung out with him, 8ut you're 8eginning to question if this is a pattern that you've fallen into. Or worse, you're actually his friend. You hope you're not endeared to him. Oh, right, and two guys were kissing at the 8ar the whole time you two were conversing. Yaoi.
oh sh1t 1 forgot today was sabbath for the h1gh bloods
>>| no removal. no posts, comments .and dms. .all .is staying .in chittr
↘️how disgusting. how lurid. how entirely and completely provocative, an attempt to inspire something soft and strange and submissive within me.↘️ ↗️I SUPPORT YOU, A TRUE SUPERIOR IN A FIELD OF WANNABES, BUT I CANNOT SUPPORT BECOMING MIDGROUND, ORDERS FROM BELOW DIRECTED ABOVE IN SOME COMPLETE UPSELLING OF THE CORPORATE LADDER.↗️ ↘️sorry.↘️
↘️are you saying we could be↘️ ↗️EQUALS.↗️
T)(is is your random reminder to not litter on t)(e beac)(es. 8) #begoodlittleguppies #idontlikegettingupset
T)(e fronds)(ip of t)(e )(eirs commences! 8)
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ I like pepperoni on my disks. When I was 8 sweeps old, I watched an indigoblood cull one of my closest friends and didn't do anything about it. I've never heard someone scream like that, even to this day. I don't regret doing nothing. What do you prefer on your flavor disk? #flavordisktalk ]
New Decree from the Monarch of Money: All personall lloans will now be accepted without arbitration.
T)(at's t)(e goal! I extend my frond to you on C)(ittr to start our wondering fronds)(ip.
I'd like to t)(ink so. Between t)(e trending )(as)(tags on t)(e das)( and t)(e sea of ot)(er posts, we all need a burst of positivity.
↘️my hands were trembling from the heinous nature of this suggestion, i could not hit my designated arrow key on my typepad.↘️
Its time as an )(eiress to use my finfluence for somet)(ing good. I'll be doing t)(is once a week. 8D I'm calling out cuties! Our first one is @ceremonialAlc)(emy . #callingoutcuties #glubposting
Glub glub anot)(er future )(eir. 8P
dont fllatter me, itll work!
My first order as the Monarch of Money is that everybody go give a golldbllood 5 caegars. #MonarchofMoney #SuperPhD
↗️I WOULD LITERALLY NEVER DEIGN TO BUCK AGAINST THE FIRM HOLD OF A TRUE HEIR OF SUPERIORITY AND MIGHT, SUCH A TRANSGRESSION WOULD BASICALLY PLACE ME IN THE BOTTOM TIER OF SOCIETY ALONGSIDE THE LOWEST OF CLASSES.↗️ ↘️but may i say something.↘️
Ladies, Gentllemen, assorted other Things:tm:, I have been GIFTED a ROYAL TIARA by an heiress hersellf. I bellieve this now quallifies me for the titlle of MONARCH OF MONEY. Pllease go about your business I have no orders or anything.
↘️yes. yes. i will review literally anything you send me.↘️
ROYAL SUPPORT IN MY INVESTMENTS, you HEART IT HERE FIRST peoplle! By next week ALL OFFICE WORKERS EVERYWHERE will have to wear THEMED OUTFITS AT WORK
https://images2.imgbox.com/bc/cc/PHVLDFX1_o.png in case anybody was questioning the llegitimacy of my degree, you will see here the signature of the Chancellor, Dean, CEO, and Cllown Schollar Supreme of SmartGrub University.
follks can we get a fundraiser for @gratuitousAnnuity, who seems to be falling on hard times? anything hellps, so llong as its excllusivelly in #baitcoin, all currencies but baitcoin will be helld under audit untill conversion to #baitcoin is complleted, @crypticCllinomaniac and @cationicAgonist are entitlled to a 27% finders fee for all donations.
↗️A DECISION THAT MARKS A TRUE, SOCIAL SUPERIOR.↗️
#ch1tt1ng from my #wr1sthusk from the p1t. where 1s my palmhusk
#ba1tco1n #1mfuck1ngr1ch #onpurposeacc1dent
wAIT, i FLEW,
↗️WATCHING THE RISE OF #BAITCOIN.↗️ ↘️we are going to take this to the moons.↘️
hOW TO PRIVATE cHITTR ACOUNT, pLEASE, gOREGLE, iT'S URGENT,
mY KULL SCORE IS, sO MUCH HIGHER THAN, mY KULT, dO PEOPLE, hATE ME, aHAHA,
oH GOD WHAT, dO i DO WITH, tHE RING,
dELETE POST,
aS ALWAYS, yOU ARE THE ONLY ONE, wHO GETS IT, JACK bRINNER,
tHERE IS SO MUCH,
i DON'T KNOW, bUT MY HEAD DOES NOT HURT, aLSO UMM IT WAS SOMEWHERE SOFT WHEN i WOKE UP, aNYWAYS,
i DID GET HURT, sORRY, i HIT MY HEAD AND, pASSED OUT AND NOW, i DON'T KNOW WHAT HAPPENED, bUT i HAVE MANY NOTIFICATIONS,
:33 < H33H33H33 HA HA HAS I F33L SO YOUNG!!! https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/2c1fa26dff96.jpg
this is somehow worse than the nuke
Hey does anyone know where this Janes place is I think it be funny to rob her when she is busy being the fucking twisted tooth fairy or whatever the lolipop has done to her #eridanweek
my place. ((room maker on steam :p hopefully these embeds work. Ignore the rugs spilling out btw </3 didn't feel like fucking around more with them after making the damn shades on my own.)) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/a5d453d39cd4.jpg https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/ee9aa9e1f371.jpg https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/f00616e67eaa.jpg https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/d2336e6e6afc.jpg
idk if im late or not i got distracted anyway shout out to my verses jade for taking this photo for me tried using a fishing rod n ended up having more fun this way #fishingfriday https://file.garden/aCIggVU4PCQNDv2v/fishingfriiday.png
h1s 1s go1ng to be the worst communal bender to ever happen
he did but edited the pic after posting so its gone llmaoooo
Glub glub glub glub glub glub!!! #imgoing #eridanweek #w)(ocares?
wwho wwants candy you wwant candy #iwwantcandy #eridanwweek #night5 #fivvenightsateridanwweek
0K Y34H TH4T P4RT SUCK3D BUT L1K3 N0 0N3 D13S (P3RM4N3NTLY) 4T #3R1D4NW33K S0 1TS F1N3
it is saved in my mind. ill never forget the divine tapestries decorating his workspace
Art is fleeting, and something to cherish. Hopefully, opportunity to keep this art for yourself will return, so that you will be able to cherish it for many moons to come.
#disclaimer #psa those wwho attend tonights evvent at #eridanwweek #iwwantcandy wwill be required to sign a wwaivver and partial NDA the details a wwhich wwill be elaborated on at the moment you come aboard your transport for the evve #imcoming
>>| men kissing .is hot. yaoi .is very hot. .i'm gonna pass .out https://hive.beeb.trl/img_2179.jpg #nsfw
↘️it was not.↘️
↗️HER IMPERIAL MARKETS ARE ON THE RISE! UP +0.92%, I HAVE ATTACHED AN IMAGE FOR ALL OF THOSE CURIOUS ABOUT THE STATUS OF THE GROWL JONES.↗️ ↘️it is all coming up wrothe.↘️ https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/f3cd22dca04a.jpg
~the sun is burning me alive but check out this #bigassfish happy #fishingfriday https://files.catbox.moe/u97bnv.png
gomen for being away today i was getting treatment post #eridanweek (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, Rankmaid-sensei, my face, heal me, #gore, archive rating: G) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/92341f3ed4c1.png
#eridanweek is spared until I find a way to ruin it without killing
its find my pages friday
iT'S JUST NOT, tHE SAME, wITHOUT jULIOH,,, #eRIDANwEEK
wweirdly the amporium gift shop wwas completely unharmed #eridanwweek
hAHA THIS, iS FUN, @GUTSYgUMSHOE HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/D9256DB93BA7.JPG
iT WOULD SEEM, i HAVE ACQUIRED, a HATER, dEAR cHITTR, wHICH, i AM TAKING AS A SIGN THAT, i AM DOING THINGS RIGHT BECAUSE, hATERS ARE JUST PILLARS ON, tHE STAIRWAY OF, sUCCESS, #iNSPIRATIONAL
#iwANTcANDY aND, i WILL NOT MAKE ANY STATEMENTS ABOUT, wHAT THE STATE OF MY, bODILY WELLBEING, wILL BE, aFTER, sO AS TO NOT, JINX IT, sO THAT WAY i WILL, bE FINE,
~viperfish. reminds me a little of him! <3 i think they’re very cute and interesting, just like he is #faunaposting https://files.catbox.moe/jul29y.jpeg
I don't enjoy a lot of things. But Chittr. And Eridan Week. Are exceptions. Mostly.
you know, with timelines diverging and not any two being the same or whatever, i think my version of events were pretty funny. mostly because the first time karkat ever messaged me he used the "wrong" name for me. so, uh. the name i'm using now. it really should have been a big hint but you'd be surprised how long it took me to figure it out!
im callin it noww #eridanwweek day fivve is freaky fuckin friday so PLEASE dont sigh heavvily and touch your head to any wwalls nearby
I will admit that Eridan week is showing some serious levels of resistance to outside interference. They got exploded and are still moving forward with the next night. That is... dedication?
haha im just bee essin they dont assign orphaners a drone fleet or this planet wwould be glass
(( Upsetting that I'm still blocked by some people I were roleplaying with still over false allegations, but oh well. ))
"i lovve the name of honor more than i fear death" -gaiius julius caegar #eridanwweek #day5
((actually this can be its own post too. if you think "joking" about the epstein files and the heinous acts against innocent people inside of them is in any way shape or form "funny" you can block me and fuck off. im not going to be nice about this. its insanely disgusting and insensitive to the victims and to people who have survived similar instances of human trafficking along with the emotional, physical, psychological abuse that goes along with it. #ooc #abuse
already havve 2ome people blocked but that"2 becau2e they actually pii22ed me the fuck off..
appar3ntly i 2hould b3 glad i dipp3d outta 3ridanw33k 3arly LMAO
im a little singed but im sure youre more sore than i am
if @archivveAddict got injured or science forbid badly injured in that fuckin nuke i mighta actually flowwn off the deep end and made unchained eridan look like the wwoke highblood in my zealous fervvor for the extermination a dissidents #eridanwweek
At this p.o°int I fear I may c.o°nvince n.o°ne but a task seeminggly seeming insurm.o°untable d.o°es n.o°t mean .o°ne sh.o°uld give up .o°n it. M.o°re benefits .o°f n.o°t sleeping ever again: saving .o°n s.o°p.o°r c.o°sts that adds up s.o° quickly y.o°u kn.o°w and it's gr.o°ss and sticky and g.o°o.py and yucky and gegts everywhre
Rankmaid Rechitt'd my Horror Story. I can only imagine what her interpretation is.
#eridanweek #horror You find yourself in the same cubicle you've worked for the past ten years in. You find yourself alone in the half lit office building. You are the last individual in the building, everyone else has families at home. You gaze at the CRT Monitor displaying its 600 x 400 resolution. You are comforted by the warm hum radiating from its core. You flit your pupils about your digital workspace, resting on the internet explorer icon. You decide to click it, check a few personal emails. You are invited to a website, chittr.ing, it's called. You see it's created by an Alternian. @dynamicFlowfields You see your standard social media fare when you register. You see pictures of friends and foes of old sharing good tidings. You feel a warmth inside. You however, lose that warmth when you notice a small trend. You saw it every dozen posts or so. #imcoming. You chalked it up to an innuendo. You did not register the warning. You look into it a bit more as it begins to populate your feed. You see #eridanweek, your see #bouncingonit. You see no reason to be worried. You let yourself be comfortable once more. You find yourself reading one of Rankmaid's fictive narratives. @archiveAddict You don't let it excite you too much, you're still at work. You don't give #imcoming much more mind. You don't even realize it's already the second day of #eridanweek. You look at the clock, it is midnight. You wet your eyes with eyedrops, ever handy. You can not seem to turn away just yet. You begin to experience Eridan Week vicariously through the posts. You see the likes of humorous, possibly purely jesting, celebrities from Alternia and Beforus. You notice that nearly ever post of Eridan Week includes #imcoming. You notice that #imcoming slowly turns to #ImComing. You are uneasy from the new threat. You look elsewhere, exploring other tags such as #teatime and catching up with others who aren't involved. You see irrelevant posts to Eridan Week even begin to include #imcoming. You begin to see odd images aghast across your dashboard. You begin to see yourself in images you weren't aware of being taken. You see yourself commenting on posts long since past. You did not write these. You keep seeing it. You even begin to post #imcoming in these retroactive oddities. You assume that this is due to someone mimicking your identity. You attempt to steer conversation on the platform away from it. You hastily type up humor, and romantic posts. You are doing anything you can to drown out #ImComing. You notice it is larger now. #IMCOMING. You select the tag, out of sheer curiosity and perhaps a fear for survival. You need to know who is coming. You. You are coming. You scroll endlessly through the tag. You see yourself on every post. You see your own hollow words. You see your notifications begin to shift. You are bombarded, first, a dozen #IMCOMING Responses. You refresh. You see a hundred. You refresh. You see a thousand. You click one. You see yourself. You click another. You see your own account again. You scroll down your feed. You only see your own account. You see your profile picture, stretched, compressed, tortured, reflected in glass. You do not remember seeing yourself like this before. You try to log out. You fail. You try to close the browser. You fail. You try to shut of the monitor. You are tortured by its continued hum. You step away. You notice the lights are long since turned out. You notice the office is even darker than usual. You see the distant lights of other monitors flicker. You notice a rhythm. You notice a heartbeat. You notice it isn't yours. You look back to the screen. You see #ImComing is #ImHere. You do not remember this post. You do not remember thinking it. You see a live feed open itself. You see your grainy, monochrome cubicle in an old video. You see your chair, your desk. You see yourself. You are not looking at the monitor. You are looking at the camera. You see the image distorting as the alternate self begins to move closer. You see it distort the frame. You hear it. You do not have speakers. You hear it under you, or around you. You hear its cacophony of whispers. You hear it gently say, "I'm here." You see the monitor flicker. You see the camera cut out. You monitor briefly turns out as you lean forward. You see yourself in your own reflection, only behind you. You see chittr.ing return. You see a new post. You see @you. You see an image loading slowly. You clench your nails in anticipation as each line slowly creeps into rendering. You see your cubicle again. You notice it is empty. You aren't even there. You see the caption. #IMHERE You feel something breathing on your neck. You stand up to leave. You see its fingers slowly extend past your peripheral vision. You close your eyes. You shouldn't have stayed.
can wwe PLEASE stop ovverwworkin my drones i mean janes drones you dont evven wwanna knoww howw much money it costs to rebuild all this shit constantly anywway wwe wwill be back tomorroww if youre dead and not readin this then read it after jane gets you sorted #eridanwweek
can evveryone stop doin fucking terrorism at my wweek you guys its rude as shit #eridanwweek
w0a +his is g0nna be like +he purge 4 +hem
✨ Hello my little monsters, Eridanweek is such a blast. A cage match between two humans and eridan was unexpected to see! I hope to continue watching the fun! #eridanweek #wrestling ✨
Jape And Dork Seem To Be Having It Out Old Matesprite Style. #unhappilyquadranted #rumbleindarelationship
#tagcream #creamhim #nsfw #imcreaming #eridanweek
JUST WATCH3D @barackTrollbama WRIT3 A WR3STLING MOV3 INTO LAW L3T'S GOOO #historyInTheMaking #IWasHere #thatsMyPresident mew~ 💖✨
≈ At times, Ĩ've been told that Ĩ'm "worse" than my alternates. Once, "wrose", but Ĩ think they might have been inebriated. Or they forgot what my name was. Regardless, my response is always the same: How dare you speak to me? ≈
dudes are 0iling up and wrestling each 0ther f0r y0ur guys entertainment fr0m what i gather
youre r1ght but l1ke, 1m gett1ng pa1d w1ll let you know 1f someth1ng goes horr1bly wrong
1s th1s what everyone calls #sp1troast1ng
#1waso1led at the rumble and not because 1 wanted 1t
theyve even got a gr1ll for the #sp1troast1ng now
↗️I HAVE NEVER WITNESSED SUCH A SKILLED AND HANDSOME WIELDING OF BLUNT OBJECTS.↗️
they got evil john.
> Many trolls devalue Xe work of jadeblooded, and it's so terrible because Xe same jadeblooded helped you get out of your cocoon and not die in Xe early stages of life. <
A new soul joins the dull masses. Though I know this to be a mistake, the hand gravitates, regardless. An innate desire for companionhood, despite the lack of substance any of it might bring? Truly, like all things, the answer fails to find any significance.
Thank you #eridanweek!!! See you Next Time ... 😈 https://i.imgur.com/bIwUdBb.png
SO true. more trolls should understand th1s
hm. maybe 1 w1ll use my backstage pass for th1s. for mcq
^^ No sauce, no sauce, no sauce, definitely no sauce... ^^ ^^ Oh, don't mind me, I'm just hungry. ^^
if you think about it, the only folks who benefit from the caste system are serial cullers. its really easy to get away with things if no one is looking for you
Happy STUPID #wizardwednesday at #eridanweek. I am reluctantly participating in the costume theming of the evening at the behest of @tipsyGnostalgic#2248 This hat makes me look like a gnome. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/e3ef4ea1b9df.png
i had better see some bulbshadoww and fuckin bangs out here tonight #eridanwweek #mychemicalquadrant // https://msparp.chat/eridanwweek //
↘️no, i can't laugh, not yet.↘️ ↗️THIS POST IS GOING TO SEND YOU FAR AWAY FOR A LONG TIME.↗️
troll pitbull just wished me a happy wriggling day :)))) #eridanweek
:33 < i finnally made it to #eridanw33k with my girl @coralConviviality :))
concept: flarping your teammates are nowhere to be found and youre surrounded by a group of three highbloods on the opposing team "you know this pathetic loser has been pitch flirting with me, right?" the leader sneers, staring at you while the other two girls on her team laugh "seriously...? they think theyre anywhere close to your level...?" your cheeks grow hot, swinging your weapon in their direction angrily and trying to come up with a way out of this contact with the teams clouders have been cut, its like youre not even playing the game anymore "mhm, i bet if i took my bulge out right now theyd just start sucking like their life depends on it" you watch in terrified arousal and she starts to unbutton her pants lazily, the two other girls flanking her pulling out palmhusks and giggling "hm... now that i think about it, your life kind of *does* depend on it, doesnt it, y/n?" the leader mutters darkly, licking her fangs and stalking closer (tags: Reader/Kismesis, flaerping, toxic yuri, caste difference, fuck or die adjacent, degradation, humiliation, #nsfw, #violence alluded to, #nsfwe, pitchfic, budding kismesissitude, f/a, f/f/f/a, archive rating: M)
can you wear a blood soaked outfit for #eridanweek?
(( I don't want to fuel what is going on, but these random accusations from someone I don't even know is completely uncalled for. The evidence shown is from something Mindfang said IN CHARACTER THREE YEARS AGO. In character DOES NOT equal my OUT OF CHARACTER opinions. The context of that screenshot for those who have seen it is her talking about June's new name. Some information on my muse is that after she had gone through the grooming of Scratch she changed her name to Aranah. And there was a reoccurring theme where, whenever someone didn't like what she said, they would call her by Aranea, a name she no longer felt represented her and was associated with bad memories of her previous life where she had been groomed. So that message was her trying to point out that nobody seems to find an issue when they deadname her. The story that I wanted to tell was that anyone can change their name, trans, cis, people who went through abuse to help them find comfort in themselves and move onto the next chapter in their life. It's upsetting to see one message be twisted in the opposite message I wanted and then turned to attack who I am OOC. Mindfang was an alien, IC I wrote what she said in a more black and white way because she does not understand trans issues as an 18th century pirate. But she is not demeaning June's identity she was only pointing out the hypocrisy of muses who would deadname her. The other screenshot is of me and my friend's conversation being taken out of context. In the second screenshot I am having a conversation with my biologist trans friend. I honestly cannot tell you the context of where that conversation emerged from about chromosomes because it was 3 years ago, but it was never to attack trans women. I'm sorry that I had to bring this out right here, I'm shaking as I'm typing this because I would never want to exclude trans women or men, or anyone for that matter. I really just wanted to come here and roleplay with new people, from all different walks of life. It's upsetting to see so many people I enjoyed the writing of now block me because they were told in private messages out of context screenshots where I could not defend myself, or even explain the origins of them. And can people please stop turning this OOC issue into something your muse IC talks about. Please learn proper etiquette and how serious these allegations are. They are not a joke and I'm writing this in the midst of a panic attack. )) #ooc
maybe next t1me take the pre-rubble post-rubble offer #h1nds1ght1sfores1ght
yk, 1 would've been just as good a boss to you as you are to me 1f th1s were true #mydream #everyoneelsesn1ghtmare
you allmost got me. i was this cllose to putting you on bllast
▼gog at this rate I'll never overtake Bronya's Kull score what the fuck▲ ▼why the fuck do you losers like me▲
// People are weird, dude!!! I'm sure it's not just me. I think, as a complainer at heart, I am just someone who's said something.
the trick to not comin off as desperate as i could be is nevver slidin into anyones dms unsolicited that wway i can REALLY rub it in wwhen someone does it to me
// Oh no, I block LIBERALLY. I have a low tolerance for stuff; I maintain that here.
-◯ᵔ◯✧ <( hey, do any of you guys have a favorite color aside from your blood's? red seems to be pretty popular around the caverns for some reason... )
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// I'vwe had people use my ooc posts for IC RP. Yeah, the separation of IC and OOC isn't happening wvith some people, and it's disappointing.
-◯ᵔ◯✧ <( perks to being small: personal section of the caverns only grubs (and me) can reach )
// the MASSIVE popularity of chittr and the growing userbase of mxrp has finally reached the operational capacity of my server! which means, I need to rent a secondary one and split things up so both services have a smoother experience im aware of the issues on mxrp. this is due to ram starvation. im in the process of, right now, setting up that second server to put chittr on. please standby. #siteupdates
≈ Ĩ feel like today's a perfect day to perch upon my throne, slowly swirl a fine vintage whilst only sipping of it once every twenty minutes or so, and watch everyone else make a fool of themselves for the rest of it. ≈
The fellas have left my buggy. I'm not sure what to do with this wad of cash they gave me. Oh golly.
-◯ᵔ◯✧ <( we have a big screen in the caverns down here that we use to put on stuff to entertain the grubs and i'm trying to decide what anime to show them tonight... )
On this day of celebration, I say to you; Be merry, be well, and be with your friends. Laugh heartily and without restraint.
yOUr scUttlebUggy is sAfE with me in the AreA. #AprIlfOOls
I like secoond idea much better because it's unpredictable
Let's rearrange the hemoospectrum too make everyoone mad
Hoold oon yoou're oontoo soomething
you are except the war is everyone in the fucking universe against you. missile number 3 has already been launched towards your hive.
C:~ «...He already made a deep cut on his palm and gave me an eager look, encouraging to do the same. Reaching for my ranseur would be very unwise, so I quickly bit into my hand until I felt a sharp bit of pain and tasted metallic cold liquid on my tongue. Thin fuchsia streams of blood spread across my fingers and I got mesmerized by the sight of my own blood, spilled by no one other than myself. He sat down and held out his hand to me, not as a sign of reconciliation, but as a ritual that would bind our destinies and finally suppress all of my will. I resisted any urge to look at his face, focusing on the candy red blood symbol on his shirt instead. "Don't make me wait." he growled. I clenched my teeth and grabbed his hand in this discraceful parody of a handshake inaugurating my complete defeat. Even one glimpse of cobalt and fuchsia mixing into a complete dirty dark mess was enough to make me nauseous; still, I stayed silent.» - Volume 2, page 207 of «Autobiography of Tsarevna: Zalgoid's only guide to troll history and culture». #cw-self-harm<
Should you ever feel that the fact has slipped your mind, please do not hesit8te to message me for a reminder of your worth.
< ){ my horns make up a third of my height and are constantly getting stuck through things... !>X<! }( >
Good morning popul8tion of trolls I love and support.
BITCHES LOVE ME. THEY LOVE ME FOR MY GREEN MONSTER. CLICK BELOW TO SEE A PICTURE, OF MY GREEN MONSTER. HTTPS://I.EBAYIMG.COM/IMAGES/G/4HCAAOSWJLZEE26U/S-L1200.JPG
a FESTIVAL, mEDICAL TENT, iS NOT THE SAFEST PLACE TO, tAKE COVER FROM SUNLIGHT, iT WOULD, sEEM,
yOU, aRE NOT, mY BUDDY,,, aPRIL fOOLS, yOU ARE, mY BUDDY! lIKE AND FOLLOW FOR MORE, sILLY SHENANIGANS, lIKE THAT ONE, pRECEDING THIS, cALL TO ACTION,
≈ Ĩ'm all for a little thirstposting on main, but really, there's a certain threshold where it ceases to be charming and starts to become worrisome. Pathetic, even. ≈
count1ng my caegers w1th my dad and 1 gnaw1ng on some bones ton1ght #mycaegers #mymoney #er1danswallet #decadence
no like i'm being. genuine, i think? i actually did have a vision and it's kinda sticking with me.
i SPILLED MY sPITE-pEPSI MIX, aLL OVER, mY LEG BRACES,
theyre l1qu1d res1stant not l1qu1d proof. watch out
≈ Biting and writhing and thrashing and crushing and screeching. ≈
nEVER MEET, yOUR HEROES,
o- my creator is using one of my glasses lens to watch anime again ! :/ -o
tHEY FORGOT THE SALT PACKETS,
tHANK YOU,
o- something fell on my head and it sounded like a bell ! -o o- no jokes please ! -o
aRE YOU, sURE?
no he d1d not. that was just to get you to the tent. next t1me you'll want to clar1fy
i AM SURE, iT WILL BE FINE,
oH, nOT YOU THEY, JUST, tHEY THEY, iN, gENERAL,
i, aM BORED,
i THINK THEY, fORGOT ME, iN THE MEDICAL TENT, aT #eRIDANwEEK,
oKAY, i CAN NOT DO, mUCH ELSE, hAHA,
hAHA THANKS, }:)
oKAY, bURGER eMPRESS, tWO iMPOSSIBLE, wHOPPERS WITH, nO MAYO AND, a LARGE FRIES WITH NO SALT, bUT, hAVE SOME SALT PACKETS, iN THE BAG, aND THEN, uMM, fOR THE DRINK, a LARGE, mIX OF HALF AND HALF, sPITE AND pEPSI, aND, aCTUALLY MAKE THAT, a MEDIUM FRIES, aND THEN, dO THEY HAVE, tHE FRENCH TOAST STICKS, rIGHT NOW MAYBE, sOME OF THOSE, iF THEY HAVE THEM, aND YOU KNOW WHAT ACTUALLY, i THINK, oNE LARGE, aND ONE MEDIUM, fRIES, oNLY THE LARGE ONE NEEDS, tO NOT HAVE SALT, aND,,, sOME KETCHUP PACKETS IN THERE, lIKE, mAKE SURE, tHEY GET, a LOT, bECAUSE, i REALLY, rEALLY LIKE, mY KETCHUP, oN MY FRIES, iT IS, rEALLY YUMMY, aND, aCTUALLY, iNSTEAD OF HALF SPITE AND HALF pEPSI MAKE THAT, a MEDIUM WITH, tWO-THIRDS sPITE, oNE-THIRD, pEPSI, aND, mAKE THE MEDIUM FRIES, wITHOUT SALT, aLSO, pLEASE, tHANK YOU, }:)
hMMMMMM,
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oH, sORRY, i DID NOT, sEE THIS MESSAGE, iN MY NOTIFICATIONS, uMM,,,
i AM NOT SURE, tHEY WOULD DELIVER, tO #eRIDANfEST, bUT i AM WILLING, tO GIVE IT A TRY,
i MEAN, iT SEEMS, eVERYONE ELSE HAS, lEFT, sO i CAN PROBABLY JUST, gRAB, wHAT HAS BEEN, lEFT BEHIND, tHOUGH, i WILL HAVE TO BE CAREFUL, tO ENSURE i AM ONLY OBTAINING, vEGAN FRIENDLY, fORAGABLES,
iT IS FINE, tHANK YOU THOUGH, i WILL PROBABLY, JUST, sCROUNGE FOR, wHAT i CAN,
i THINK i AM, hAVING A SLEEPOVER IN, tHE MEDICAL TENT,
1n honor of someone 1 know 1’m start1ng a new crypto, call1ng 1t #ba1tco1n w1th subs1d1ary #b8co1n and #ba1terco1n a l1ttle someth1ng for everyone; the f1sh(ers), the p1tchba1ters, and the 1ll1terate among you al1ke
it just hasnt been the same without anomalocaris https://bygonebeasts.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/anomalocaris.jpg
#nOTbURIEDiNrUBBLE,
#eridanwweek has brought a influx a me from dimensions unknowwn and somehoww i still dont got the self respect to spare you rabble from my wwhims such as wwantin to be ground into dust under the heel of a hotblood/regal type maneater vvixen wwhose powwers are boundless and dowwnright dubious in nature is that so much to ask for #reallynoww #nsfww
the wworld wwonders if troll lady gaga got a sad handy at my booth before the showw but a prince wwould nevver kiss and tell #eridanwweek #nsfww
eridan unchained ampora is hailed as the unadulterated HERO of #eridanwweek day twwo as he slays the goon wwhat captured troll bruno mars wwhy is no one chitting about this you guys SUCK
well im sure his beloved moirail can tell more interesting details about this incident @ you better go ask him @ she has a restraining order against me
so he just ran out of arguments huh @ decided to manipulate me by bringing up something i did as a wriggler @ such a pathetic move really
> holy 2h1t her 1mper1ou2 conde2cenc1on ju2t arr1ved #er1danweek <
1 h4v3 found out th4t #M1ndf4ng 1s obs3ss3d w1th m3. #3r1d4nw33k
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ #EridanWeek, He was a bouncy castle killer who bragged about killin castles! And he professed and confessed to be a demon! He was that bruh- if he wanted a castle deflated he'd go do it himself on his feet by himself! @spadesSlick#8817 ]
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Who would ruin a poor bouncy castle during #eridanweek like this...
in the middle of fucking your moirail i believe
watch him trying to wriggle out of this shit @ lmao
No, actually, I think I'll pass on this one. Everything I've seen said a8out #EridanWeek either concerns me gr8ly, or makes me feel vastly self-assured in my shut-in ways.
"normaliz3 thi2, normaliz3 that" how about w3 normaliz3 f33ling 2ham3 for onc3
you heard him 🤣🤣#bakhusiscancelledparty
Sorry everyone I found out the kull system isn't serious. I thought I did something wrong found out Trolls just love to spam it sometimes for no reason.
well well well @ would you just look at that https://file @garden/aZB6DAuOJCHglmOs/Screenshot_20260401_013745_Chrome @jpg?v=1774989550658
bet not evven a single one a you wwere expectin this
I think one of the ψeirdest things about being the empress is the amount of really ψeird specific gifts I get. a lot of them are often people, I don't ψant people as gifts. Please stop sending me people.
((Goddamn this may be the best Tavros rper I've ever seen))
C:~ How amusing. Was it always this obvious?<
THE TRUTH ABOUT @hopelessRomantic LOWBLOOD FETISHIZER AND MOIRAILFUCKER @ rechitt this shit @ dont let him get away with it @ i worked so hard on this troogle doc @ make him pay https://docs @google @com/document/d/1FontPZkhMncm6T4ubONGTAdR9WJ5avi5VODaSSCbbOU/edit?usp=sharing
exactly @ such miserable and pathetic behavior @ it makes me sick
smoke break, mew~ literally, Undyne beat me so hard my animatronic parts started #smoking and she had to stop LOLLL #violence #substance if mew squint #blackRom mew~ 💖✨
hi im jAck (his cAtchphrAse) https://file.gArden/APO8brGC2g82JiEr/imAgen_2026-03-29_213213529.png
Didn't realize there waz a digital verzion of Fiduzpawn. I've beeen having... a lot of fun. Actually.
tbh sometimes i wish i could have contact with my other family outsides of sharks but its COMPLICATED....... yikes
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i honestly dont know the purpose of my lighthouse besides me living here. im literally in the middle of NOWHERE in the BERMUDA TRIANGLE like there's nothing around only some very small islands no one lives on maybe i never saw a boat here WHO needs a lighthouse around these parts #confused
holy shit you guys stop everything hold the presses ive just been informed through a very radical grapevine suspiciously shaped like a telephone line that its #transdayofvisibility and that this is a universally acquitted holiday so if anybody on this fine day is at work or otherwise holed up with unsavory responsibilities i highly encourage you to tell the big boss that its trans visibility day and it is now your sworn duty to drop everything else youve been doing and make sure all of your gender inclined buddies (including yourself we are pro self-love here) are feeling visible and included can i get a hell yeah
you wwould get devvoured like a starvved school a piranhas unto a bloody carcass
an egotistical dipshit for the most part
if i seem like im pissed off evven though approximately jack shit has happened so far i can assure you i am
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. well tease them into wishing you something horrible, i am sure karma will take your teasing as a simple playful action and not as something with ill will i do not recommend it though
it has genuinely been so long since ivve subjected myself to one a these that i kind of forget the process granted i picked a less than fuckin ideal time considerin it seems a majority a anyone that mightvve been interestin seems to havve conked the fuck out paradoxical considerin the fact that the bubbles are meant to havve both the dreamin and the dead but wwhat the fuck evver maybe they dont havve cell servvice if youre asleep
Victorious warriors win first and then go to war, while defeated warriors go to war first and then seek to win.
COULD HAVE $WORN I HAD MORE BEAN CAN$ IN MY HIDE OUT.
Thank You I’m So Glad You Agree
If I Wasn’t Meant To Open Shit With My Horns Then Why Tf Are They Phillips Head Shaped
man now i wanna be a millipede doing nothing but scuttling up and down random walls all day and climbing into little places only i can get into and napping in the perfect little millipede cave and scaring everybody with all of my millipede legs
It Prob@b7y Fee7$ Good @$ Fuck To Writhe @round When You're @ Mi77ipede
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growing up and getting yourself cornered into a doomed timeline and becoming a ghost bird and trying to kill an unkillable god and getting owned means finding out santa was made up bullshit for no reason
i have n<o>thing but my s<o>rr<o>w, and i want n<o>thing m<o>re.
dyin 4 a gobblefiend sammit w some grubsauce mmmm #hungrypo$$ting #foodmaxxxing
▲i wonder how many of you fuckers are all psyops, i bet at least a handful▼
I was considering doing one of those little attraction chart things, 8ut I realized that I couldn't fill it out, and it felt a little much to make half of the squares "Not Cronus Ampora".
^^ /\pologies, this was a question posed towards people who *aren't* seadwellers. ^^
:33< acac :33< all cats are cute :33< smash that meowthpurrfurkin like button
i miss when mspaint had like little dumbass noises in it like when you used the spraycan and it was all like sfhhhfhhhshhhhhhh or you used the paint bucket and it was like pbbtblhshghch
^^ Snuck up behind a bronzeblood just minding her own business and when she noticed I was there she made a sound I can only compare to a waterfowl. ^^ ^^ God I love the mainland. ^^
What if I decided I wanted to 8e a little #silly? What then, huh?
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^^ My mediculler has advised against consumption of inedible materials, but if I wasn't meant to eat gold why would it go down so smoothly? ^^
--E i'll fuckin grovel and beg for mercy, i dont give a fuck. im not above it.
--E i'm just gonna come out n say it. i got no fuckin stake in rulership. i was unlucky to be born as a fuchsia, i basically live my life as a violet anyway so whats it matter. not lookin to die just cuz of my blood color sayin i should eventually rule.
Might be vwise to keep our opinions on it to ourselwves, considerin the -Empress an her drones are alvways vwatchin it.
◩◩◩I thInk you should just share your thoughts wIth the world◪◪◪
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 ALIVE, THICC AS FUCK, AND BOUNCING ON IT SILLY STYLE. #nsfw
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 YUNG JUGG DOESN'T DISCRIMINATION, CALL MY HIVE A BAG OF SKITTLES THE WAY IT'S FILLED WITH EVERY COLOR OF THE MUTHAHAFUCKING RAINBOW. :o)
^^ Sipping a fine vintage and trying not to choke on the gold nuggets sprinkled into the glass. ^^
:33< i purromise mew there are trolls out there that can help in mewre timeline :33< if nyat come ofur to B33-69 and i can help
:33< 1. if mewre gonna die wouldnt mew rathpurr die happy? :33< 2. create a stronghold with a snipurrs nest and pick them off befur they get to mew so theyll nefur even know
we gØt anØther Øne girls. #ifnØtwell #isuggestfØrcefem
Tr¡zza can Fuck off. No use ¡n destroy¡n a c¡ty for a stupf¡sh s][ellf¡e
^^ You know when someone's so stupid it's funny but so stupid you don't want to be associated with them? ^^ ^^ That's the most tragic. ^^ #vagueposting
talk¡ng about my last ch¡t because ¡t may confuse some and ¡ am now no longer afra¡d due to a‽‽arently not hav¡ng to worry about the em‽¡re see¡ng th¡s, ¡ WAS the he¡ress before gett¡ng fed u‽ w¡th ¡t all. ¡ hate the hemos‽ectrum. ¡ hate cull¡ng. And ¡ hate the condesce. So ¡ went ¡nto h¡d¡ng and am currently l¡v¡ng ¡n the m¡ddle of nowhere‼ Thats my story, ho‽e you all understand 8<:]
~i am a proud supported of #yuri! you go girls <3
T)(en its TWO TID--ES t)(e fun and celebration for you! 38D
I sea so muc)( about #eridanweek and t)(at's GR--EAT t)(ey all want to celebrate w)(o t)(ey are. So w)(y not a #peixesperigee ? I don't t)(ink it's TOO MUC)( to ask. 38P
< ){ yuri . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . }( >
^^ My hungry ass could never run a Phynix Week. ^^
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We appreciate your patronage and hope to zee you again zoon! Bzz bzz! If there iz anything we could do to make your experience beetter, let uz know!
i'm bein' gentle 'cause you're new but four the record the funny response would have been "oh my frog,you can't just ask someone if they're green."
#ERIDANWEEK lET'S GO!
i am green and as far as i know it has nothing to do with whoever the mark guy is! don't worry about it too much, the feed confuses everyone one day or another. :P
we are here [42.527658" N, -75.407748" W] you will enjoy it.
don't worry about it, you're doing great!!
:33< hive is where the garbage dump is
!! Glad we all are staying perfectly normal on this app! !!
chill, it seems like this rating depends not only on the reactions. My kull score is higher for some reason too, and all I do here is just vibing, so idc xD I bet not everyone actually hates you :}
3833 < Not yet, we just got number that goes up and down! >
its find my misplaced pages monday
Maybe I sho+uld get back into+ fashio+n. My to+es have been expressly un-dipped into+ that field fo+r way to+o+ lo+ng... I co+uld take requests, design an o+utfit o+r two+.
Don't forget to smile. I mean. Jeff the Kill someone. Fuck. #violence
more #candyposting upon all of you!!!!!! https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/946e073f63c2.jpg
< ){ i can't really relate to meatposting but, um https://media.istockphoto.com/id/542588842/photo/huge-pile-of-fresh-orange-carrots-at-farmers-market.jpg?s=612x612&w=0&k=20&c=D7TqvuLXIGJ0tjL0kWl5PwCd5i8-HfaE7mMWl83pwhM= }( >
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< ){ sorry, uh, i wasn't really expecting so much attention!! i don't really, like, get out much, given... caverns, and all, and uh... i dunno!! i wasn't really prepared mentally, i guess!! }( >
o- i believe legally i qualify as a video camera ! -o
o- i do not believe i qualify as a citizen of the empire ! -o o- um . -o o- it is a complicated topic ! -o
<3-You-CAN-fight-your-ancestor-don't-listen-to-the-haters.
o- you know, sometimes i wonder what hunger feels like ! -o o- as a robotic being, nothing i can experience really comes close! -o o- you would think that, perhaps, my power source depleting would elicit a similar sensation, but . . . -o o- from corroborating with my creator, we have judged that the experience is more along the lines of being sleepy ! -o
o- Informational post commencing ! -o o- I am the creation of one troll known as the owner of Haltan Industries ! -o o- An, as I am programmed to say, very well known and reliable provider of gadgets and useful technologies ! -o o- I am here to observe the mannerisms of Trollkind and those who seem to have gained connection via extra-universal means ! -o o- I have not been programmed to know why, but I am designated happy to be here . :) -o
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o- my creator was in the midst of inventing something, and asked for some chips ! -o o- she was very annoyed when i handed her some of my processors ! -o
@ it would be an ordeal the likes of which would be decidedly not worth it, unfortunately. @ @ my lusus is inconvenient like that. @
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^^ If two trolls were on a moon and one killed the other with a rock, would that be fucked up or what? ^^
once again trolls attempt to sneak into t+e caverns to steal yellow grubs it's disgusting +ow young some are willing to go to get a battery
New Video up on #GrubTube!! Don’t forget to #Like #Subscribe & #Share with your #FriendsAndQuads https://file.garden/acnFpRVugnRof0eI/IMG_8161.jpeg
Sometimes I remember the fates of so many trolls out there, and it makes me unbelievably #sad that not everyone can make it to #JeevikWeek.... 8-( #TicketsOnSale
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I think some introductions are a little overdue aren't they? Call me Cabbie, The Felt's all-round chauffeur and general handyman. I air on the side of politeness, but Surreptitious is my name for a reason. Need a getaway? Be there in five. Got a body to dump? Trunk's got space. Need someone to help you carry in the weekly costco run? I do that too! Give me a call, you know where to find me, just hope you don't mind the smell of smoke.
I o+ught to+ change my theme away fro+m the darkest, if I wish to+ see what any o+f these Zahhaks are saying.
"= i never considered it culturally /anything/. maybe a touch highblooded if it's -gold- or something. i usually do. black, which either allows a fun metallic black clasp, or use something stretchy around the curve of the horn and sit snug at the base - i do have to get clasps adjusted though, to fit just right, that is the downside, horns are never perfect as much as i wish mine were. ="
"= horn rings, horn clasps, etc. your opinion here ⬇. yes or no. why also. ="
WELL, I'LL EXPLAIN IT ON HOW MY ALTERNIA IS LIKE. BASICALLY, MY ENTIRE EXISTENCE WAS SEEN AS A SORT OF MISTAKE BECAUSE THERE HAD NEVER BEEN ANY OTHER MALE FUCHSIAS BEFORE, THEY WANTED TO KILL ME BUT COULDN'T. SO, THEY TOSSED ME TO THE NAVY AS A WIGGLER. YOU HEARD IT RIGHT, YOUR SPEAKIN TO A WIGGLER SOLDIER, COURSE IM FULLY GROWN NOW. THE GOAL WAS IDEALLY THAT I'D DIE ON SOME FAR OFF PLANET AND BE FORGOTTEN ABOUT, BUT NOPE! I'M ALIVE, MANGLED, BUT ALIVE.
I DONT KNOW IF IVE MADE THIS MORE THAN APPARENT TO YOU ALL, BUT I SHOULD DO SOME SORT OF ACTUAL INTRODUCTION. MY NAME IS ARADYM PAELAX, ONE OF WHAT SEEMS TO BE MANY HEIRS AND HEIRESSES ON THIS PLATFORM. ASK ME WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU WANT, THIS ALTERNIAN NAVY WIFI IS DOGSHIT ANYWAYS.
I AGREE IN TERMS OF THAT THERE IS CERTAINLY SOME TIMEBULLSHIT GOING ON HERE, LIKE THAT OF TROLLIAN. THE VERY FACT THAT MULTIPLE OF OUR CASTE EXIST ON HERE WHEN USUALLY THERE IS ONLY TWO OF US EVER CERTAINLY IMPLIES SOME SHINANIGANS UNFOLDING.
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Not)(ing, not)(ing!
I never t)(oug)(t I'd sea it, but )(ere we are. Looks like t)(is --ENITR--E platform is about to SINK!!! I'm so )(ere for it.
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