
Nepeta Leijon
@arsenicCatnap
i am just a kittycat enthusiast/roleplayer/now blogger!! follow me to hear about my thoughts on stuff! :33
:33 < if you were to ask me… :OO < “heyyy nepeta, if hoofbeasts could talk and use social media, what would ya do??” :33 < thats easy!! :33 < i would ride them and give them tea and go on roleplay adventures with them :33 :33 < while its true i hunt fauna, ummm :33 < id f33l mean hurting a talking hoofbeast that could say words and clip clop around :((
:33 < im certainly happy with the amount of hoofbeast roleplayers that signed up on this social media site!! :33 < you know something? i have always figured i was the only one roleplaying as some cute critter :33 < ac the mighty huntress! claws of st33l and a mug of pure unbridled adorability! :33 < i f33l RIGHT at home with these hoofbeast roleplayers like you got no idea
“everyday is a day to do something no one has done before, and everyday is an oppurrtunity to make your dreams come true” -me, i actually made this up. crazy right?? :33 #inspurration
:33 < looking through old chatlogs of my roleplays from sw33ps ago! sooo many memeowries :33 < there was one where aradia was the brave explorer and i was the mighty assistant ac, right? :33 < and we were on the hunt… :33 < for the **ark of the cuddlenent!!** :33 < which when opened obviously has the power to make entire armies the cutest soldiers on the planet. aduhhh :33 < or so the rumors say! :33 < cuz if youre evil and bad and you open it… :33 < your face TOTALLY turns hideous!! y333-uckkk
consort tip: check under rocks for a hidden treasure or perhaps a bug
:33 < thr33 trillion is probably one of the biggest numbers i can think of! #happythoughts #yaaay
:33 < a lot of my pals have such cool powers that i am a bit #gr33nwithenvy :33 < immense strength, controlling minds, talking to the dead… :33 < commewnicating with animals?? i mean come on! :33 < but if *i* had cool powers too… :33 < i would want the ability to cause universal peace! :33 < all conflict in the mewniverse, wiped out! :33 < :33 < or wait i change my mind :33 < shapeshifting would be my big big big DREAM gift! a troll can dream you know?

Here is a list of cats Roxy used to have. Kanaya (no association with the troll), Oreo, Ramen, Biscuit, Reeses, Toast, and Cow.

:33 < In a never befurre-s33n event (but, to be frank we ALL saw it coming), Nepetas from far and wide across the paradox space have come forth... To spread the message of purrfect loves, from pitch to red! Ah, what a lovely sight it is to catch on cam! <33
:33 < so i think passerbys of this platform are honestly misunderstanding the art of shipping :33 < which tbf i do not blame them! :33 < its a very complicated involved pastime :33 < picture shipping as if you were designing a *real* ship :33 < would you assemble one as fast and cheaply as possible? :33 < nothing but wimpy planks of wood, duct tape and dreams? :33 < no way, joesay! shipping takes care and thought damn it! :33 < this is all to say, ummm :33 < i dont think i can just immediately ship strangers with other strangers that fast? XPP
:33 < anyone getting nyastolgic? who remembers ampurra w33k?? #throwbackday :33 < i still have my limited edition royal violet prince cape from the store, for example! :33 < i have no use for wearing it fashion-wise, but it makes a good hand towel :DD :33 < this is all to say: as selfish as it is i sooo dream of #nepetaw33k :33 < plushies! accessories! art clawmissions! all for sale for a fair price!! :33 < @CrackerCorp please please please?? my dms are open! ;33
:33 < i was tempted to ping my meowrail and call him the bestest stinkiest STRONGEST wife i will be sooo honest, my followers :33 < but im sniffing out the context clues right? :33 < and it s33ms like it is an endearing word for your female human partner and well :33 < doesnt s33m all that appropriate right? :33 < :// :33 < :DD ! :33 < duhhh, i will just call him the male equivalent of that! :33 < i miss my wofe: equius “toughy” zahhak (:33 < he does not actually have that as a nickname) (:33 < it just sounded cool to me. lol!) #wofeposting
:33 < i miss… :33 < i miss… <:OO < oh i MISS… XPP < doodling adorable kitty cats on my cave walls! :33 < h33h33h33!! #wifeposting #orwhatever #jk #jokes #h33h33
:33 < i learned how to make voreigami today! :33 < well errr, simple shapes really :33 < such a flowers for example :33 < but learning new hobbies in your fr33 time can be such a thrill you know? :33 < all the masters of their craft start somewhere! :33
:33 < why do people say furry suits are bad? :33 < you know i looked those up, and while im not sure i could confidentially strut in one of those… :33 < the craftsmanship is incredyifful isnt it?? they all look as if a lot of love was poured into those costumes! :33 < and yet i do hear they are not looked on fondly for some reason… :// :33 < well whatever the reason may be i support those who like stuff like that! #saysuretosuits #sayfriggyeahtofurrysuits #whateverworks
:33 < is hammock a real word? #justaskingquestions
:33 < you know i am often asked something… :33 < for such a mighty huntress with high energy all the time, how do i stay in shape? :33 < :TT :33 < okay no one asks this :33 < i just wanted a cute segue to talk about it :33 < but anyway! i eat my meats and get the protein i n33d so check that off :33 < i also like to complete some cardio and aroarbics when i can! :33 < i am not nutty about health or nothing, but what kinda huntress would i be if i didnt got no staminya, or if i couldnt k33p up with wild dangerous beasts?? #healthwithnepeta #aroarbics #iLOVEthatpunomg
:33 < i like sweatpants! :33 < theyre comfy and easy to wear! :33

(=^ω^=) < H33H33!!! M33TING NEW FURRIENDS IN GHOST BUBBLES IS SO FUN!! SO MANY SHIPS TO MAKE! SO MANY QUADRANTS TO PONDER! #SOMUCHFUN https://file.garden/ae64nVAoTDGIu7u1/SOMANYSHIPSS.png






















