Nepeta Leijon
@arsenicCatnap
i am just a kittycat enthusiast/roleplayer/now blogger!! follow me to hear about my thoughts on stuff! :33
sHE TOOK THIS ONE, fOR ME, HTTPS://MSPABOORU.COM//IMAGES/15/C0C8E33B6713D72F62B51DC6235C4569.PNG ((BRAINCURD @ tUMBLR))
:33 < it would be fun to learn an instrument one day! :33 < even though they s33m complicated, a keyboard could be fun! :33 < although the bongos could be fun to bang on you know? :33 < bam bam bam!! :DD :33 < what is your fafurite instrument to play?
guitar always and forever my true love but a moog synthesizer is also fuckin aces. i never got into drum sets but drummers are usually p well liked so!
Piano is deceptively easy and an excellent starting point
:33 < watch this my followers :33 < today i will teach you how to make some great emoticlaws! :33 < emeowticons? emewticons? emotailcons? :33 < :// :33 < i will workshop on punning this word until its super cute :33 < but anyway!! __fun emoticons for you to use and share__ >'o'< (a surprised cat!) =^_^= (a happy cat!) *<|:33 (a cat wearing a funny hat!) =^O.O^= (a VERY scared cat!) (||] (a nice sandwich! omnomnom :33) <>< (a fishy fish! i made it for fefurry h33h33) ^.=.^ (a dragon for purrezi, roarrrr!! also do not say “bluh bluh bluh that is a meowbeast” cuz its not!!) 9(x.x)9 (an angry guy shaking his fists! hrmmm, wonder who i made this one for? hrm hrm hrm :TTc ) lol!
:33 < i heard we are having a #bitenight or something?? :33 < uhhh :33 < i will pass! i think :33 < the only biting ill be doing is some snacks and meat and what have you! :33 < nomnomnom X33
:33 < roarrr!! okay today mega sucks :33 < my most favorite hunting jacket up and vanished! it is gone! :33 < freakin bs!! hiss and vinegar!!! :33 < i dont wanna hunt without my favorite jackettt X((
:33 < oh um :33 < nevermind! h33h33 :33 < it was in the middle of a pile of clothes i have laying around on my floor and :33 < :// :33 < this might be a sign to clean up my block
:33 < hello my followers! where do you like to go for vacation? :33 < i would like to travel cuz i have too much energy just ready to be unleashed :33 < and it is fun to to explore unfurmiliar places with friends! :33 < but what hot spots would you recommend? :33 < if theyre good, i can ask equius and slash or my friends to visit it! :33 < and i can blog about it and at that point we all win :DD
:33< *ac looks at ac with a glimmer in her eyes* :33< the woods
:33 < meowbeasts haters be like… :PP < ME STUPID ACTUALLY AND HATE ADORABLE CRITTERS :bb < ME KNOW NO NOTHING ABOUT ANYTHING :PP < ME PUTRID AND STINK REALLY REALLY BAD :bb < ADURRRRRRRRR
:pp < "hurr bdurr cats dont actually love you, theyre only snuggling you and kissing you and licking you and gifting you dead birds to trick you into loving them"
:33 < i wish i was born with kittycat ears sometimes! :33 < and not just for aesthetic reasons, im not that simple and silly :33 < a meowbeast can hear frequencies in higher pawctves than your average troll :33 < they can even rotate a hundred eighty degr33s so you dont gotta swivel your head all the time! :33 < which makes it oh so convenient for hunting :33 < but above all… :33 < we would just look so gosh darn cute with kitty ears!! :33 < h33h33!! okay maaaybe id really like kittycat ears for aesthetic purrposes but whos judging X33 #factswithnepeta #meowbeast #cute #lalala
gurl same.....
:33 < happy birthing day john and gutsy gumshoes!! :33 < may you enjoy the day stress fr33 :DD
🎉oh happy hatching day to the happy couple i think!! good for them!! good for them.🎉
:33 < you know when you count right? and the correct way to count is eleven, twelve, thirt33n… :33 < but why are they spelt that way? :33 < i prefur onet33n and twot33n myself :33 < and that is all i have to say about these weird words thank you
re∆l question is why ∆re the teens ∆ll [number]teen, when every other set is like twenty[number] or thirty[number]? surely it should be like onety[number] or something stupid like th∆t
Fronds in t)(e air and wave t)(em like you just don't care!
Care as muc)( or as little as you want!
Still lying in on my comfort slab. Its so glubbing soft. #saturday
its #saturday no need to rush the day fef
Did you see all the fishy jokes on the timeline this morning?
I'll take your advice. #Saturdays are great w)(en just going wit)( t)(e flow.
No! Mind telling some more? 38D
Check this hashtag #dadjokes
T)(ese are great!
:33 < here is my advice for today, my followers :33 < stressed, overwhelmed, tired? :33 < take a mental health break! relax and get cozy! :33 < get some tea and maybe put on some nice music too! make sure it is quiet and soothing! :33 < you dont want a catcockphony of loud noises disrupting your peace you know? #relaxwithnepeta #goodadvice #ilikechamomeowtea
:33 < ive b33n workshopping a new joke! i was hoping for f33dback :33 < as it is experimental and whatnot :OO < AHEM :33 < did you hear about the kittycat meowbeast that ate a wig and now hes sick?? :33 < oh no! thats hairriballe! :33 < please like my post if you get it! X33 #lol #h33h33 #rawrflcopter #icanteven
:33 < lol, i have just found this hilarious picture! :33 < i cant stop pitching a t33ny gigglefit to myself looking at this i swear X33 https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/880848949026652191/1491931216939716628/image.png?ex=69d97cb8&is=69d82b38&hm=937d56a1218255c03082ccad8c95130c26aaae2ede7aa7a34325c929922cc653
∘☽ My, this one got quite the few giggles out of me as well! ☾∘
“there is no better creature to ever exist than meowbeasts. gadzooks and egads, i adore efurry single one!!” - troll albert einstein :33 < i dont have the source for this quotation :33 < but it sounds very much in character for him dont you think?? #quoteoftheday #trollalberteinstein
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(( Holy shit yeah no kidding, could you imagine? 😭😭😭 ))
#iwantcandy #bouncingonit #cream? #creamteam? #creamonhim? #idontrememberthatone #eridanweek #imcoming
:33 < what an incredible spokespurrson!! :33 < #eridanw33k was full of laughter tears and dead people :33 < and the big lesson i have now learned is :33 < is ummm :33 < i guess ampurra is cool? sometimes? :33 < y :33 < yeahhh!! thanks spokespurrson! #icametothisvoice
#WECAME!!!!!!!!!
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Lik£, SO r£al.. #sph£r£soutforbruno
#ERIDANWEEK WAS A BEAUTIFUL DREAM. WE ALL THOROUGHLY ENJOYED YOUR HUMILIATION. PLEASE DO IT AGAIN SOON. #IMCOMING. #BOUNCINGONIT. #IWANTCANDY.
Soon to reveal the belated finale #eridanweek salutations from a very special guest. Look forward to it.
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:33 < say, i have an excellent qualkitty of life feature for this social media app!! :33 < okay creator of chittr, please get out your writing utensil and scribbling pad :33 < cuz this is something that is of the upmost importance! :33 < i believe there should be a ‘prod’ feature!! :33 < what does this mean, my followers? it means you can poke and prod and boop your friends :33 < and you can prod back! :33 < and well :33 < thats all there is to it :33 < i just wanna give all of my followers a friendly prod is that too much to ask?? :33 < poke poke poke X33 https://media1.tenor.com/m/SDaucoBbNx0AAAAC/cat-kitten.gif
girlie this is absolute genius...... we need this featuer asap!! #prod
:33 < thats the spirit! why the people are roaring for some app impurrovements! #letusprod
The notification system ought to ne streamlined a bit first especially on mobile but I wholeheartedly agree my feline friend! Chirrrp!
Maybe i need to lay down a rhyme that sort of inspires a woodland sprite type of vibe.
:33 < that sounds like fun! :33 < please lay it on us when you can, dj jazzy jagg (:33 < is that nickname too much?? it just sounded so cool in my pan was all)
who invited a gnome to the rap off this shits ridiculous
I shall keep you posted! I need a second to settle on my haunches and cook up a good one but when i do... you will be THE first to hear my fuzzy kittyfriend.