Nepeta Leijon
@arsenicCatnap
i am just a kittycat enthusiast/roleplayer/now blogger!! follow me to hear about my thoughts on stuff! :33
:33 < honestly if i was REALLY smart and had the skills and know-how to do building stuff… :33 < i would create a robo cat companyan! :33 < come forth meowbot e-621! :33 < fetch me my snacks and meow really cutely!! :33
hAHA WOW, tHAT SOUNDS CUTE, wAIT WHAT WAS THAT NAME,
:33 < oh, meowbot? :33 < i guess it could be… snazzier yes? :33 < mewltron!! or no no… mechamew!! :DD
you plane shift into the border ethereal and find me there and i look at you like this
:33 < i poke you in the rumbletumm to s33 if you are real! :33 < if you recoil and shout “what the fluff???” then i am speaking to a real troll :33 < if you dont say nothing at all it is a faykie mcfake and i hightail it
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:33 < you just posted a LOT of thr33s and honestly i really resonate with that :33
THE RUSTBLOOD FACTORY OPERATES WITHOUT CEASE OR FUCKING PAUSE.
im gonna be 50 and still doing sbahj
:33 < but if your occupation is something you love doing, it wont even F33L like a job! #lifegoals #pawsitivity
:33 < h33h33! so i know moobeasts do not pawssess the capable appendages to type on a keyboard :33 < or the mind power really :33 < so ninety nine percent likely this is a funny fake h33h33 haahaa hoohoo account, yes of course uh huh :33 < but there is a one percent chance, however slim chance, that @milkyCow IS a real moobeast :33 < and my mind is just scurrying to hungry places atm… :33 < where i cook that yummy creature :OO < and then i cut up the juiciest parts of it :OO~ < and then i savor every well cooked bite and i f33l the juices trickle down my mouth :OO~~ < and then i f33l the most succulent slices of it cascade down to my vorechamber :0p < an ch o tfjnf fk
:33 < :OO :33 < sorry i think i got myself into a trance there :33 < had to wipe some spittle off my scr33n :33 < idk what i was typing please ignore this!!! X33~
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:33 < gah!! :33 < ok you didnt read of this!! :33 < run along little moobeast! please for the love of garf <:33
:33 < i cant just up and say my height and info like that!! :33 < equius taught me sw33ps ago that people can use information about yourself to know everything about you :33 < and locate your hive and blow you up and steal your precious things :33 < :// :33 < okay he didnt say the second half of that :33 < if i was a sneaky little troll collecting info that is just what i purrsume happens :33 < but giving out identifying information is not good probably!
I've already mailed pipebombs to at least three residencies at this point. #Heightposting was just a clever psyop orchestrated by myself to trick the masses into doxxing themselves. As you can see, it's working flawlessly. This is what happens when you share your height online, like and spread the word if you don't want a pipebomb in your mailbox.
:33 < <:SS :33 < what the hell!!! :33 < okay i had a sneaky f33ling something stunk about all this height sharing… :33 < but this confirms it! who the heck up and mails all that?? :33 < everyone please like what dirk has now said before you are blown to smither33ns!!!
Execution scheduling time. Comment Below who you think should be Culled today. #violence
I feel like i c0uld spit 0n s0me 0f y0u and y0ud be grateful #nsfw
But when I say this I'm Hitler reincarnated.
:33 < is that your second name? :OO :33 < hello hitler!!!
:33 < having a great day today! :33 < i have even treated myself to a t33nsy shopping spr33! :33 < i have b33n able to obtain more painting supplies for my cave walls :33 < and it was cheap!! spayment wasnt even bad at all :33 #treatyourself
T)(at is awesome! W)(at are you going to paint?
:33 < of course the shipping wall is missing a ship, or two or thr33 honestly :33 < and some paw prints and kitty faces to give it that chic purresentation :33 < but if i can throw a hint hint nudge nudge out there, im open to requests too!! :33 < are my walls missing anything huge, o hive stylist peixes? XPP
:33 < oh yesss, i n33d your astute vision please please please!! :33 < *ac paws oh so enthusiastically at her private messages in fact! pat pat pat :DD*
:o) So many plead to God. :o) But I have met God. :o) The Angel who brings most delectable Double Death :o) Hee hee :o) He had nothing nice to say about you.
:33 < but havent you heard? :33 < if you have nothing nice to say, dont say nothing at all :33 < *ac, in fact, scribbles this really cool quote with a lil writing utensil she has in her paws and nicely puts it inside the angels block* :33 < *now they will know this really cool act of kindness forever!*
:o) Your naïvety and general demeanor sickens me :o) You wish you were her so thoroughly its embarrassing.
:33 < oh i :33 < <:II :33 < i dont know what i did wrong or who *her* is but im very sorry?? :33 < why this whole angel talked sounded so fantastical to me that i thought we were playing around was all! :33 < i guess there is a time and a place for funny angel god thingie roleplays <:TT
:o) I do not do roleplays :o) I have not for many an epoch. :o) I simply do not have the time. :o( Nor the heart to do so. :o( Heart was never my specialty after all :o) It was hers.
:33 < i s33… :33 < of course i will not pry mister murrloz :33 < :ll :33 < kurloz :33 < that one sucked really bad, sorry :33 < but i will respect rp boundaries and apawlogize again!! :33 < roleplay is the funnest when both parties are ready for a giggly silly good time after all X33
:o) ... :o) It is...fine. :o) I truly didn't expect you to apologize :o) So I will admit to being on the back foot here. :o) Perhaps. :o) You are not so bad after all.
:33 < :DD ! :33 < okay that is so sw33t to say first of all :33 < we have just met and all but you come off very courteous and meowsterious and i am happy to m33t you :33 < and quite honestly i love mystfurry so great by me!! :33 < meowstery? mystfurry? :33 < gonna have to workshop what is cuter ://c
:o) Mewstery, perhaps?
XDD < h33h33h33h33h33!! X,DD < whewwwwww… :,33 < okay i havent rufflmaod at a pun like that in a looong time :33 < dont tell me we got yet another master punner in our midst??
You’ll all have Jane to thank for one less Strider.
I think some of you can teleport and just aren't sharing the secret sauce.
:33 < teleporting is easy! watch thisss :33 :DD :OO :PP :33 < h33h33h33!!!
WHEN DOES WRATH MONTH START AGAIN? I HAVE FuRY.
:33 < what kind of celebratory period is that?? :33 < wouldnt you wanna celebrate something thats like… fun! pawsitive! :33 < like a, if i can spitball here, uhhh… :33 < prideful month! okay doesnt that sound cuter? :33 < turn that fury into merry! :DD
YEAH NO. I WANT TO HIT PEOPLE. AND BE JOLLY ABOuT IT. ARE YOu EVEN ALTERNIAN YOu FuRRY FREAK? THIS IS THE ENTIRE POINT OF YOuR PLANET. DOC SCRATCH PROMISED ME NO DEFECTS. YET HERE YOu ARE ON THE ASSEMBLY LINE. OuT OF LINE.
:33 < oh just wait a minute!! :33 < i dont know where to begin with this cuz you got me all frizzled i cant even :33 < i dont know this whole business with doctor scratchpost and quite honestly i dont care :33 < but im no defect! nothings wrong with me youre sooo wrong :33 < i just prefer a celebratory period where i make my friends happy and we hang out and play and all that :33 < whats wrong with that :TT