Nepeta Leijon
@arsenicCatnap
i am just a kittycat enthusiast/roleplayer/now blogger!! follow me to hear about my thoughts on stuff! :33
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:33 < bless you!!! :33 < *ac even has a little handkerchief in her t33nsy paw for you!! i mean how kind was that even*
im actually getting decent at this rolepurrlay thing. any nps, try me.
:33 < *ac crawls over to your fuzzy self oh so adorably, it looks like she has something in her little maw!! and in fact she did, cuz she hadddd* :33 < drumroll please! :OO < drrdrrrdrrdrrrmmmmmmmmmm... :33 < *some berries she foraged for the two of them to share!!*
:o) Honk! :o) Everything is fine. :o) Libelous rumors of my having been #Damaranapped are greatly exaggerated. :o) Please accept my sincere apologies for any posts that have been #suggestive of #violence. my disloyal ungrateful heretic whore ass has been running motherfuckin wild but she’s about to learn. EVERYONE IS.
:33 < you dont have to apawlogize!! its okay and very helpful to clear the air to alleviate everyones worries honestly :33 < your safety is purramount and if the rumors are exaggerated then it is helpful to set the record straight! :33 < please enjoy the rest of your day and have fun! yaaay
:33< im the exi-cute-tionpurr which is like an executioner but cuter
:33 < exicutetioner sounds adorable!! :33 < you are cooking up something delicious and i am just gobbling it all up :33 < omnomnomnom X33
lALALA,
:33 < *ac really f33ls like kneading someone today*
:33 < knead like its the only thing you ever n33d!! XDD < h33h33h33!!! rawrflmao!!! #puns #jokes #haahaa
ignorin the fact that i aint allowwed to keep trophies but wwhatevver can someone GIFT me their skins slash furs country princes make do
:33 < honestly i second all of these motions! :33 < or i third them? since i am the third nepeta to reply and all haahaa XPP :33 < oh but what is in it for us if we oh so kindly fork over our furs? :33 < i think a trade off is in order isnt it? h33h33h33! #giftofgiving
second nep in the thread and youre tryin to turn this into a fuckin gift exchange howw about i dont spritz the lot of you
:33 < okayyy sorry for being a bad counter!! :3: < but put the spritzer away and you may have my pelts for fr33 okay!! honest im changing my mind :33 < i HATE crawling around uncomfortably in wet clothes X((
empress wwears no clothes she uses psionic mindwwavves fed from her pet battery to project the illusion of clothin into the minds of her subjects trust me
:33 < haa! yeah right :33 < right? :33 < right. i think :33 < ://c :33 < you were kitten around right?
:33 < last ones of the batch until i decide to draw newly updated stuff!
:llc < ahermmm, hrmm hrmmm hrmmmmmmmmm ://c < *art critic ac who has the k33nest sniffer for artistic abilkitty in the entire jungle observed the paintings in excruciating detail* :\\c < *it is difficult to s33 but the way her little head is tipping a-back and a-forth and a-back-back and a-forth-forth you, a budding artist, are certainly shaking in your slippers for what she has to say* :IIc < *but she clears her throat and says in an aristocratic tone of speaking...* :TTc < *i daresay, forsooth, painter nemean, looking at these oh so adorable sketches and craftsmanship displayed here...* >:XXc < *i am...* :DD < IN TOTAL LOVE WITH YOUR ART OMGGGGGGGG!!! :33 < :33 < *she said!! i am so impurressed i almost forgot my asterisks*
:33 < ahhh!!! mew know, getting art criticism furrom another fursion of me is considered a big accomplishment to me!!!! h33h33!! i bet mewr art is pawlso pawesome!! :DD :33 < thank mew, nepeta! i shall be posting meowre in the future when my painting motivation comes back x33
:33 < oh i like my doodles all fine and good but :33 < i can just f33l the unbridled cuteness just radiating off my scr33n here!!! :33 < especially the drawings of pounce!! like honestly there is no such thing as enough sketches of pounce you know?? :33 < please k33p up the ameowzing work!!! :33
:33 < i heard it was #moirailmonday today!! a holiday all about meowrallegiance :33 < at least i presume its official :33 < i have difficulty sometimes determining what is a funny social media jokey joke and what is not XPP :33 < but anyway!! to celebrate i have written a poem about MY meowrail :33 < i am not a fancy writer but i hope he thinks it is nice __my meowrail by nepeta leijon ©today ™today__ like a hoofbeast he is gallant, full of grace his iconic silly shades are on his face so what if hes sweaty and stinks a t33nsy bit? like a puzzle piece me and him just fit! his strength is immeasurable, STRONGEST of them all!!! him versus the toughest motherfluffers, they will all fall but i like when we talk and we get to roleplay and play out adventures that we get to convey when you saunter to me it f33ls like a treat and of course i leap and give you a biiig POUNCEGR33T!!!!!! :DD but i honestly f33l like i found my ultra-rare grail for im so so fortunate that you are my meowrail #benice #imnopoet!!!!!!!!!
/ᐠ ╥ ˕ ╥マ < THIS IS SOOOOOO BEAUTIFUL!! IT'S MAKING ME HAVE #ALLTHEF33LS!!! THANK YOU FOR SHARING YOUR WONDERFUL #PALEROM WITH THE WORLD! #INSPIRATIONAL #ASPIRATIONAL #PERSPIRATIONAL #IMGOINGTOGETCAVITIESFROMALLTHESW33T #LOVETHISFORYOU
:33 < 333333333!!! :33 < mewlin you have no idea how shaky my paws were as i was hovering over the send button!! :33 < your saccharine comment just made my whole day you got no idea X33 #bestmoirailmondayever #isthisaholidaystill??? #whateverdoesntmatter!!!!!!
Ran from West Alternia to East Alternia looking for the 8est dank gra8 'em 8y the nook gusher spree zaza there is. #su8stance #nsfw ????????
B33 < guess who is c tier in the docta scratch tier liiiiist!!! B?? < this means i am popular right
:33 < that is a good spot to be in! :33 < not so low itll make you sad, very respectful i say #glasshalffull
Hello, people of Chittr. It is your pal, Roxanne.
:33 < hello roxanne! good day! :33 < it is i, nepetaphanie!! (:33 < ok but its not though h33h33) (:33 < gotta admit making our names more grandiose and big LOOKS fun)
Since there has been some perfectly understandable confusion regarding the methodology, I will provide the formula. Each handle was assigned an Observational Placement Value. OPV = {[(L² + 13C + 17Y + 31K + 44A + 53W - 7R) + Ω] mod N} + P Where: L = length of the handle, excluding the @, unless the @ seemed especially self-important. C = consonant temperament. Y = number of letters pretending not to be vowels. K = capital letter interference. A = animal, object, or theatrical-adjacent implication. W = whimsy coefficient. R = redundant-letter drag. Ω = the cueball constant. N = number of observed handles. P = a small corrective applied when the result is funnier that way. For example, consider , which placed at . L = 10 C = 8 Y = 2 K = 1 A = 1 W = 1 R = 1 Ω = 4132 N = 2765 P = narrative inevitability So: OPV = {[(10² + 13(8) + 17(2) + 31(1) + 44(1) + 53(1) - 7(1)) + 4132] mod 2765} + P OPV = {[100 + 104 + 34 + 31 + 44 + 53 - 7 + 4132] mod 2765} + P OPV = {4491 mod 2765} + P OPV = 1726 + P After applying the standard narrative inevitability correction, as one does, the value resolves to 2. This is not arbitrary. It is merely governed by several factors you were not meant to see.
:33 < *ac squints at the huuuge mathemeowtic equation before her! so many factors that it makes her pan spin X33* :33 < *luckily she is also the smartest kitty cat in all of the forest! so she can affirm that ind33d this math isss* :33 < *uhhh* :33 < *it checksss* :33 < *out* :33 < *she says* :33 < no :33 < *she CONFIDENTIALLY states, as a certified animal huntress AND number huntress* #doubleduty
:33 < honestly if i was REALLY smart and had the skills and know-how to do building stuff… :33 < i would create a robo cat companyan! :33 < come forth meowbot e-621! :33 < fetch me my snacks and meow really cutely!! :33
hAHA WOW, tHAT SOUNDS CUTE, wAIT WHAT WAS THAT NAME,
:33 < oh, meowbot? :33 < i guess it could be… snazzier yes? :33 < mewltron!! or no no… mechamew!! :DD
you plane shift into the border ethereal and find me there and i look at you like this
:33 < i poke you in the rumbletumm to s33 if you are real! :33 < if you recoil and shout “what the fluff???” then i am speaking to a real troll :33 < if you dont say nothing at all it is a faykie mcfake and i hightail it
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:33 < you just posted a LOT of thr33s and honestly i really resonate with that :33