Nepeta Leijon
@arsenicCatnap
i am just a kittycat enthusiast/roleplayer/now blogger!! follow me to hear about my thoughts on stuff! :33
Here you are. In installments of five. Part one. #janetalk #controversial #hidenolonger 1.) I automatically assume the majority of you are nineteen (YEARS old) and unemployed unless proven otherwise. 2.) Some of your typing quirks are conceptually so stupid or painful to read that I ignore your entire person. 3.) Nary a fucking one of you has facial hair worth a second glance. (Save for one I've seen, and he knows who he is.) 4.) I am constantly comparing alternative iterations of my companions to see who is or isn't measuring up. My group is typically on the winning end by my own metrics. 5.) I would LIKE to do so with my own iterations, but you all just KEEP BEING such insufferable numbskulls that I consider you Janes in name alone.
:33 < i hope my way of typing is easy to read! :33 < i mean it is fun and silly and not hard to understand and that is all one should care about really :33 < as for your first point… :33 < im… i believe older than your year thing listed! not a math troll but i believe this is accurate :33 < and youre looking at a purrfessional huntress! :33 < thats very occupawtiony yeah? :33
moreovver the idea that wwomen struggle to fill their quadrants at least comparable to men caliginous or otherwwise is absurd wwomen possess hyperagency wwhich makes them diametrically desirable vversus the eighty percent a men wwho are forced to go quadrantless due to evvolutionary hypergamy there is really no wway to circumvvent the foids treacherous an parasitic nature bein wwealthy wwith midface is not enough she wwill still cheat behind your back wwith a rustie wwho has a bigger bulge wwhile usin you to pay for her manipedis at the cull salon #fincel
:33 < i dont recognize half the words you just typed out :33 < but even i can sniff out the stink wafting through what you said! :II
how many times should i kiss kitty on his tiny baby head...... how many times #MayhapsThousands
:33 < thr33… :33 < million billion :33 < trillion jajillion times tbh!! :DD
call me an apple the way i be down bad
:33 < call you an apple the way i associate you with red! :33
reminder that the early grub gets the wworm but the successful grub culls the first one then devvours the entire cluster https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/ed958419cc88.png #fitcheck #business #motivvational #grindset #empiremindset @gratuitousAnnuity #justsoyoucancheckmyfit
:33 < so fancy! great photo ampurra! :33 < a part of me is a smidge gr33n with envy at how fancy and chic your whole block looks there :33 < but who am i kitten, im too attached to caves lol!! X33
theres no one forcin you to do that nep you knoww that right you can get an apartment
:33 < well suuure :33 < and i guess they are nice and propurr and neat and tidy and all :33 < but i am really attached to a cave! :33 < you can draw on the walls no issues, theyre easy to drag carcasses out and in… :33 < and theyre so atmospheric! :33 < you should come over some time! like i assure you my hive will impress you :DD
i SHOULD CALL HER,
:33 < you got this tavros!! :33 < if you are too nervous, you can do pan tricks before you call to make yourself less scared :33 < just imagine her tying her shoes! :33 < or imagine her naked! :DD :33 < :33 :33 < <:// :33 < that last advice sucks just do the first one tbh
oH GOD SHE'S TYING HER SHOES NAKED, hOW DO YOU LOOK SO GOOD, nO MATTER WHAT YOU'RE DOING, iT'S NOT FAIR, iT'S NOT, fAIR,,! #NSFW
:33 < nooo, breathe and stay with me tavros! :33 < she is tying those dang laces clothed! sunnuva scritch!! :33 < who the hell wears shoes and nothing else!! XSS
He is. Defeated. . . .
:33 < *BOOMMM!!!* :33 < *ac has fired her clawfetti cannon and little colorful paper bits fill the air!* :33 < *victory!! ac exclaims celebrating the defeat of* :33 < *uh* :33 < *idk who but it SOUNDS good!! :DD*
:33 < roarrr!! okay today mega sucks :33 < my most favorite hunting jacket up and vanished! it is gone! :33 < freakin bs!! hiss and vinegar!!! :33 < i dont wanna hunt without my favorite jackettt X((
:33 < oh um :33 < nevermind! h33h33 :33 < it was in the middle of a pile of clothes i have laying around on my floor and :33 < :// :33 < this might be a sign to clean up my block
ocray now theres a lil fruity stuff goin on in here
:33 < fruity stuff? :33 < are we talking avocatos or banyanyas or pears or what?? :33 < either way… :33 < yuuuck!! XPP #downwithfruits #stinkyfruits #pu
:33 < i could wax some d33p traumatic backstory about how fruit has ruined many many sw33ps of mine… :33 < but :33 < yes the truth is theyre just not my style! h33h33 :33 < im much more of a carnivorous meat lover :33 < but other stuffs from time to time is goood :33 < i guesss :33 < maaaybe some fruits are not suckyyy
:33 < scurvy? i really respect your kindness and looking after me :33 < but i will be fine! you n33d knotted furry :33 < n33d not worry* :33 < i think thats more how the saying goes
Just got called a palooka. Uncalled for.
:33 < a pawlooka? :33 < but that sounds oh so silly and goofy and i love it!! :33 < dont let it get to you sir!! take it as a name of honor really :33 < or at least *i* sure would X33
Is Anyone Krazy For Kanaya
:33 < no… :// :33 < im just klammoring for kharismeowtic kanaya instead!! :33
heads up freakos!!!!! #bonfireparty is STILL happenin right naow and for the rest of the nite!!!!! it is OPEN invitation everyyyybuddy is invited we got FREE FOOD, FREE BOOZE, FREE DRUGS!!! a big ass fire!!! a swimmin pool ANDDD a hot tub!!! https://msparp.chat/bonfireparty# #nsfw #substance
:33 < sounds like fun!! :33 < i dont think ill be allowed to attend so i will sit this out :(( :33 < but i hope everyone has a fun party time!!
#bonfirrrreparrrty? What forrr? I have no time forr a party when I'm on the hunt forrr that hedgehog!
:33 < you like to hunt too?? :33 < delighted to hear! f33ls like mighty hunters are a rarity around here you know?
you evver lowwkey feel like a predator for seein someone an randomly fallin completely head ovver heels in lovve wwith them so you havve to then secretly photograph them and jerk off all ovver the photographs then track them dowwn an start followwin them around at the foodblock until they go on their palmhusk an wwatch them put in their passwword like a talonbird then followwin them home an sneakin in through the wwindow an unlockin their palmhusk an findin all their socials an phone number an wwritin it all dowwn leavvin callin them pretendin to be an insurance call but youre actually across the block from their wwindow jackin off in the scuttlebug hangin around after the call ends a girl comes ovver they fuck you wwatch from outside lickin on and breathin up against the wwindow you nut an it shoots on the wwall you dont havve time to clean it up before someone goes outside an sees the nut splatter wwhat the fuck is that nut babe wwhat the fuck theyre both aggro you gotta get back to your hivve an add them on facetroll #nsfww
:33 < <:|| :33 < no i cant say i felt this way before
wwoww call me sheryl an slap my ass forty shades a vviolet the wway im utterly gobsmacked at this information an entire family tree a buzzbugs has movved inside my mouth because i am unable to close it from howw blowwn awway i am you dont say nep you dont say nevver in my life did i think a cute catgirl wwho paints guys kissin on cavve walls didnt havve it tough
:33 < now wait just a second! :33 < my shipping wall is far more respectable than just trolls making kissy kiss faces at each other :33 < and i like to decorate my walls with meowbeasts and handprints and whatever suits my fancy :33 < ooo, thank you for the reminder!! :33 < the walls n33d more of those brb
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:33 < what was that?? :33 < it sounded like you were about to say something of the upmost importance! :33 < or share a cute fact :33 < i for one wish to imagine the rest of the message was about meowbeasts and quite honestly that makes me happy :33