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JuST A CASuAL REMINDER. WE ARE ALL ADuLTS HERE. IF YOu ARE NOT. LEAVE NOW. IMMEDIATELY. OR ELSE. YOu WILL BE BANNED. THE BIGGEST RuLES. ARE BE AN ADuLT. IF YOu CANNOT DO THAT. YOu CANNOT EVEN PuT COINS IN THE COINSLOT. THANK YOu FOR PLAYING. AND HAVE A NICE. REST OF YOuR uNDERDEVELOPED LIFE. YOu WRITHINGLY uNWELCOME AND PREMATuRELY PARASETIC WORM. GROW THE FuCK uP. COME BACK WHEN YOu ARE A BIT MORE. OR RATHER. ALL THE WAY MORE NOT A GODDAMN BRAT BITCH IMMATuRE uNAGED THING. GO GET MORE ROBuX AND VBuCKS AND CHuCK E CHEESE BuCKS AND PRETEND MONEY. FOCuS ON BEING ELSEWHERE. WHERE ONLY ADuLTS ARE NOT CONCENTRATED. LIKE HERE. tumut ADuLTS ONLY.
We'll be besties for life, Nepeta! https://i.imgur.com/DYHPgHT.png
II was told II should post thiis to sociial mediia!! Somethiing II have now, and so can fiinally do iinstead of others haviing to use my liikeness on my behalf, wonderful!! And for such an iimportant message too. Seek new opportuniitiies and new ways to help the GR-EAT-ER GOOD!! Apply today, anywhere!!

#wizard time https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/586b3a247f6c.jpg

sleep tight!

joy an wimsie hat typng 🦎😮💨🥱🛏🔄

the 2 nights beach episode party bash etc etc is happenin on sat 13 AND sun 14 for anyone who cant make it on saturday guys #meenradiabeach
I was QUITE ceremoniously invited to appear on the next episode of Rumble! After clearing my schedule, having the garments for the event custom-tailored, and hauling myself all the way down to the Patch, it was only after physically climbing into the ring that I discovered that we CANNOT proceed. Because someone (@golgothasTerror) couldn't hit me. Or even stage-hit me. Or even convincingly raise his fist to me. We tried for over an hour. I thought he was going to toss his cookies from sheer stress at one point. We cut the line on that catch when he began to sizzle and glow. I suppose I ought to find it sweet, but I'm moreso inconvenienced by the way I am squeezed into this MINUSCULE leather getup with nowhere to take it. :|
=Thr€€ houndr€d thirty thr€€ tri||ions no???

Meow.

D --> Good morning everyone I am glad to see my bow and arrow are safe and sound for my return

Here is a list of cats Roxy used to have. Kanaya (no association with the troll), Oreo, Ramen, Biscuit, Reeses, Toast, and Cow.
eh its a bit late but sure meow meow meow meow meow meow meow #meowposting

nepetas my beloveds u kno what to do 💅💅
B33 < you make a good point! B33 < but im purretty sure most people on here asking us fur input arent taking it seriously eithpurr

:33 < furrk the wiffurs thing, nepeta hours we go :33 < #nepetahours

naut efin shore ngl thats just somefin people say here

a meenah beam hit me and turned me into meenah i used to b tavros if you can believe it

Happy to help.

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I Realized A Pattern From Looking At Some Of My Alternatives Which Is Either They Broke Up With Rose Or The Other Way Around Is That A Predefined Destiny Or Such
five nights of flippin burgers for the lot of you
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What sort of numbskull argument is this. Is the intention here to imply that a person could be visually DECEIVED into betraying their own preferences? Duh-durr. :B Congratulations! What now? You've admitted by your own logic that the only aspect of that person he would find attractive is their aesthetic, and not their gender. Even if someone were to conceal that their identity is precluded by his orientation and, say, get him in the proverbial sack for some reason or another, it does not prove your point at all! "This preference that you have stated is unimportant because I have deemed gender unimportant." Well, missy, I believe gender and the expression and affirmation of such is VERY important to certain individuals on this platform! Not much of a thinker for a legal figure of authority in your field, are you? :B You could make the argument that he is not oppressed on a societal level, but you are sure showing your own prejudices and ignorance right about now! Also (and this is positively chafing me) I notice that you have continuously utilized the wrong "your" across the majority of your posts. Rule of thumb (the THUMB is the digit you can locate firmly lodged up your own rear end) is to replace the word with "you are" to see if it fits contextually. If yes: "you're." If no: "your."
@gutsyGumshoe (15 7H47 7H3 R1GH7 0N3... UHHH) 7UN4 C4K3 50UND5 GR055 :/ https://file.garden/ae6oRvOtfC9BcMqQ/BOO.png D00DL3 R3Q5 571LL 0P3N B7W 1M 4LM057 0U7

Im a pimp! Never been a whimp!
. ∧,,,∧ ( ̳• · • ̳) ( づ♡ < WE N33D MORE KITTIES HERE. SO MANY BARKS AND AWOOS. NOT ENOUGH MEOWS. AND HISSES.

https://file.garden/acVcRW-lGD3FoFzc/image-92.png #inspirational

(=^・^=) < MOGMOGMOGMOGMOG THANK MEWWW!!!!! #MOG #SOSOSOMUCHFUN

(=^ω^=) < H33H33!!! M33TING NEW FURRIENDS IN GHOST BUBBLES IS SO FUN!! SO MANY SHIPS TO MAKE! SO MANY QUADRANTS TO PONDER! #SOMUCHFUN https://file.garden/ae64nVAoTDGIu7u1/SOMANYSHIPSS.png

Eating chicken.

o my sweet fuckin christ why cant this be my life rn :( https://i.ibb.co/214h9Q7Y/image.png

https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/803f234b0b77.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/b5d0be5ca962.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/8ccbe03494e7.png #foreshadowwing #rankbait

https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/f0a594743aad.png #vvaguechit #blockedagain #formyhumor #and #mywwit #mycurse

somtimes i remmeber that penguins can propose 2 each other w pebbles n suddenly every cool rock on the sidewalk becomes emotionally devastatin

As a biologist, I can confirm, t)(ey do (usually) land on t)(eir feet! Because damage being taken over several points leads to t)(e fall damage being spread out across t)(e limbs! Muc)( safer t)(an falling on somet)(ing important like t)(eir )(ead! T)(ey even )(ave a variety of adaptations for it, including and excellent sense of up from down, an especially bendy spine, and extra cus)(ioning in t)(eir paws!

...cats actually have an easier time landing on their feet from greater heights because the fall gives them time to reorient themselves and brace for impact. which isn't to say this isn't true of shorter falls, but still. yes it's true mostly...
He has posted his nudes before, this is relatively tame. #nsfw

:33< like my status if mew think meowbeasts are ... kinda cute
🐾what did the barkbeast say wheN it accideNtally sat oN saNdPaPer? "rUff"! hehe,
dont worry i totally get it i think i can handle horror movies in the moment but im totally freaked out about every shadow in the house and close my blinds and stuff afterwards

ooouuhhghhhhgh i fucking love hot dawgz bruh
art Øf my bØsses. fØr yØu ungrateful bitches. #nØtgay https://cdn.imgchest.cØm/files/c4951f82fd9c.png

i would seriously watch a terezi youtube channel where she rates colorful thing she eats mukbang style

wakin from my nap just to sea my gill <> postin aboat me purrin no fuckin wonder she been gigglin and shit just playin in ma face smh

what even happened. wh0 d0 i kill.

i caught a big 0ne t0day #fishingfriday #megid0may day 8 https://cdn.imgchest.c0m/files/a589dc7f1d26.jpg

see, this plaCe is so fuCkin' Confusin'. y'6et folks bitChin' about how anonymous Confessions are stupid, but then when folks *do* Confess real stuff out loud y'all make fun of 'em for it. it's 6otta be one or the other folks, y'Can't be doin' both. either ya quit bitChin' about people talkin' about weird stuff, or ya let 'em do it privately.

See, that's pro8a8ly the reason they don't let you play! I'm going to have to seriously audit these players.

◌ "Challenge yourself when life is easy, so you'll be ready when life is hard." ⧂
Humorous Escape Attempt No 1 Part 2 (So This Juncture Is Where The Mother Grub Would Probably Say Kanaya Who Or Something) (Again If She Were Able To Grumble In A Language Discernible To Any Non-Grub Lifeforms) ["Kanaya Who" Marker For Posterity] Kanaya Would Really Like It If You Removed Your Vestigial Swatlegs From That Alcove Mother And Then Maybe If You Could Just Kind Of Wiggle Yourself Towards Me And Then Kept Doing That

:33< mew are allowed if mew dont get caught!

:33< would mew believe its also update my shipping wall and rolepurrlay with my furiends? :33< thats crazy! :33< do mew think were related in some major way?

AS PROMISED. BORING. PLAIN. BOG-STANDARD. THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF "BARE FUCKING MINIMUM." UNLIKE THE OBNOXIOUS, SWAGGERING SHOWBOATS WHO SHOWED UP IN SIXTEEN LAYERS OF NEON GOSSAMER FOR MY BULB-SEARING PLEASURE. SIGH. SAY HI IF YOU'RE HERE, I GUESS. HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/A9803F4D8B82.JPG #MIDNIGHTCITYGALA
🐾why did the Nihilist go to the sUPermarket? to get some ''No-PUrPose'' floUr! hehe,
if i s0meh0w wind up with a surplus 0f fajitas y0u can have s0me.
i'm g0ing t0 hunt f0r beef tips. wish me luck. #fajitafriday

in h0n0r 0f #megid0may i am pr0ud t0 ann0unce i will be a #megid0 all #may

T)(IS KITC)(-EN IS MY PATI-ENT AND IM T)(-E MOT)(AFUCKIN DOCTORRRRR JULIO may he rest without trouble G-ET T)(-E STR-ETC)(
tubular as shitnips is a very popular human phrase for someone being polite and cool
!dAWWWWW shucks now youre really making me feel like a big Pan over here!
PaPer mache (:F its like goo you can Play with ANd PRETENd is guts

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ough sorry i havent been on tonight the muses were GUIdING me to Paint the messiah in all her TENdER mercy so i COULdNT stoP @gutsyGumshoe httPs://i.imgur.com/AfCc2cw.Png
The #totaldramaisland auditions are ROLLING IN. We are pleased to report a BUMPER CROP of eligible candidates. Please continue to post your submissions and to tag myself and @starPower. ... I WISH you could read what I'm reading. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/e01183f9898c.png

Ooohh.. earl grey would taste really nice right now.... I think I'll try to find my earl grey leafs to make some..thank you for the suggestion (^ o ^ ❀)

absolutely fuckin NOT like this reply and ill think about it
Like this chit and I'll tell you if your typing quirk is moronic, based purely on a superficial skim of your profile.
And by "we," I mean Eridan.

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eridan awwakens
3V3RY S1NGL3 D4Y 1 4M GR4T3FUL TH4T 1 D1D NOT B3COM3 4N 1T3R4T1ON OF MYS3LF

down nitram his wife just died

I'm a proud haver of rabies. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/94658891e91c.png

:33 < nemean leijon, honorary gill fur the night 38))

:33 < MY MATESPURRIT IS ACTIVE!! YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYSAUSKABHDSKFSD,.FNDNGH

the fl00d 0f megid0s.
im just happy kn0wing pe0ple are thinking ab0ut me but i w0uldnt 0pp0se this :)

Isn't it GR--EAT to see )(er on )(er game?
#Business #Motivation #Inspirational #EntrepenannihilatorSpirit https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/04755c07a1d8.jpg - MC Oleana
You are consistently a delight and have earned none of the above criticisms.

guitar always and forever my true love but a moog synthesizer is also fuckin aces. i never got into drum sets but drummers are usually p well liked so!

ordered my secretary to clock in on his day off and create this for my amusement https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/a93f6f9d5c3e.png
*to the tune of "Roses" by Troll OutKast* Halimede (Halimede), see, Halimedeee All the girls wwould say she's mighty fineeee (mighty fineee) - Posted from my Unreal Heiress Tiaratop FLARP VvR Headset -

YUSSSSS..... k ill start now peta 1 2 3......

reminder that the early grub gets the wworm but the successful grub culls the first one then devvours the entire cluster https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/2271dadde4d1.png #fitcheck #business #motivvational #grindset #empiremindset @gratuitousAnnuity #justsoyoucancheckmyfit

https://cdn.tinybuddha.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/03/Self-care-1.png #Quotes #Inspirational #SelfCareSaturday

To anyone who has broke out into a run/jog to catch a bus they ended up missing anyway: I apologize for your aura-loss, and you are entitled to financial compensation.

woof woof! :)

Glub!!! #glubposting

gurl same.....

Glub!!! #glubposting
MY MOOD H4S GON3 B4CK TO H4PPY 4G41N
ฅ₍^•⩊ •マⳊ < PURRHAPS I SHOULD POST SOME HUMAN SHIPS FUR THEIR HATCHDAY! ≽^•⩊•^≼ < BUUUT I DON'T HAVE A LOT FUR THEM! SO MAYBE THEY'D BE SAD...
you shouldnot be at.the "club" you should be. supporting your three young daughthers! with money.

Fronds in t)(e air and wave t)(em like you just don't care!

Still lying in on my comfort slab. Its so glubbing soft. #saturday

heads up freakos!!!!! #bonfireparty is STILL happenin right naow and for the rest of the nite!!!!! it is OPEN invitation everyyyybuddy is invited we got FREE FOOD, FREE BOOZE, FREE DRUGS!!! a big ass fire!!! a swimmin pool ANDDD a hot tub!!! https://msparp.chat/bonfireparty# #nsfw #substance
#bonfirrrreparrrty? What forrr? I have no time forr a party when I'm on the hunt forrr that hedgehog!
thee details a my death wwere GREATLY exaggerated i put myself in that bonfire and id fuckin do it again just to rid myself a this accursed itchy ass jingle bell jestersuit
On personal invite from a colleague, sat in on the Human Kingdom Public Transit and Infrastructure Authority meeting this morning. It seems the projected budget for next three quarters is running below expected. I sure hope a major public contributor business entity didn't take advantage of any frivolously high tax deduction ceilings on religious donations-slash-ceremonies of worship. I am sure I will be able to cut this poor government a deal on a privatized sponsorship in their time of need. In fact, in the blind ecstatic haze of my generosity, I may even upgrade public traffic cameras. We have a new model of surveillance system tailored precisely to their needs. Big things coming.
OOC // SURPRISE... lol

https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/c18d22db47cb.png https://youtube.com/shorts/Aq3OQrPcVV4Y #eridanwweek #imcoming #bouncingonit #iwwantcandy
Soon to reveal the belated finale #eridanweek salutations from a very special guest. Look forward to it.

girlie this is absolute genius...... we need this featuer asap!! #prod

And dj jazzy jagg will always appreciate his greatest fan!!!

(Woodland sprite fires written by me!) Devious jaunts spit in beats so wicked / they try to hold me back but i just stay kicking / tiptoe through the tulips like my name was tiny tim / casting magic spells on the flora on my whim! / Never have you met a better fella- take a hike / they ought to call me frosty with my chill on the corn cob mic! / if i was a gnome id want to live someone warm / would you still love me if i was a worm??

I shall keep you posted! I need a second to settle on my haunches and cook up a good one but when i do... you will be THE first to hear my fuzzy kittyfriend.

Maybe i need to lay down a rhyme that sort of inspires a woodland sprite type of vibe.

D --> Sure D --> #Wordle 1,752 4/6 ⬛🟨🟨🟨⬛ 🟩⬛🟩🟩⬛ 🟩⬛🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

1'M D3CL4R1NG 4LL SUNGL4SS3S 4R3 COOL 4S FUCK 4CTU4LLY

the hell you sayin fuck me for i wwas the one gettin wwhipped asshole

D --> It would be interesting I think to be worshiped more as a god D --> But I do not think I am properly positioned or equipped to foster such a thing D --> Nor would I know what tenets would be best for adherents D --> It almost strikes me as arrogant to imagine such

i literally died on the fuckin cross wwhat more do i gotta do to entertain you people
Planning committee is on it now, apparently!

We glub and we don't judge. I missed seeing a few guppies' DMs w)(ile t)(e site was down. 38P #weglubandwedon'tjudge
@arseniccatturbate @arseniccatnxp @arseniccatnip#5895 @arseniccatnip#2068 @arseniccatnip#6119 @artisticcatnip @arseniccatnip#4822 @arseniccatnip @lilshitpeta this is u btw 🫵 :3c https://technoshock.net/data/files/random-images/frwsfovakaiwdn2..jpg ((source: @fakifefnep))
A qu|x|ck p|x|cture from my vacat|x|on last sweep. https://|x|.|x|mgur.com/LY0UDg3.png
An #eridanweek finale official post. #gore #murder Good morning, all!!! For those of you attentive to religious milestones from worlds past, this day holds some significance. For others, it is merely the bookend on yet another long, toiling week. I propose an alternative! Day Five of #eridanweek was an endeavor of such indulgence that on Day Six, I bid you all rest. You may be feeling your own regrets. Remorse, guilt, embarrassment. A FOOLISHNESS for trusting someone close to you, or yourself for allowing that to happen. And perhaps you are even thinking to yourself: "Gee whiz!!! I am such a piece of shit BETRAYER to all things I ever held dear!" Well, come on down to the ORIGINAL #ERIDANWEEK VENUE for the ULTIMATE ACT OF ATONEMENT. This moral laxative is sure to grease the skids on utterly vacating you of ALL the self-doubt and emotional complications presently bloating you to discomfort. Your FIGURE OF WORSHIP is here to REDEEM YOU OF YOUR SINS. My sins! And most of all, HIS OWN PUTRID REPREHENSIBLE SINS. PAST AND PRESENT. You are reading this correctly. This evening, Eridan Ampora WILL BE CRUCIFIED. He will die FOR YOU, dearest worshipper. And we will all feel a whole lot better about ourselves. And if you personally were murdered by Eridan Ampora, YOU are entitled to a FREE JUMBO BUTTERSCOTCH TURNOVER. Visit the NANNA'S HANDPIES stand to redeem both this offer and your own moral failings. Happy fucking Eridan Week, traitor! >:( @caligulasAquarium

where, oh, where have all the good men gone?

SOME people need to realize that not EVERY TREND is for them. So they can shut the front door and stop posting stupid fricken hogwash about dudes gussied up as PONIES.

W)(at?

YUCKING YOUR YUM!!
Doubt.

i lowkey wanna #Die rn

please do not die :(
sorry jack equius doesnt understand laughter

380!!!! 38D!!!! T)(ANK YOU SO MUC)(!!!!

BETTER.

OKAY. I WIN. YOu CAN ALL FuCK OFF NOW. NO LANDS LEFT TO CONQuER. CALIBORN'S FLAG. IS ALREADY PLANTED. FIRMLY. HEAVED IN ITS HEFT. ASTRIDE THE ASSHOLE. OF MY OWN ASS TERRITORY. KuLT? KuLL? TRY THE MARK OF THE BEAST. https://i.imgur.com/uWnupqO.png
In the Crockercorp HQ test kitchen trying to be nice about the recipe I am ABSOLUTELY rejecting later. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/d09195f5621f.png

whos da giant cat who makes ALL OF DA RULES
)(e)(e)(e! A)(em... *T)(e adorable critter lig)(ts up in rainbow colors because it loves pats!*

KUDOS! ❤︎
Unfortunately, I was unable to participate in last night's festivities. I PERSONALLY made the perilous journey to a secure Crockercorp underground bunker to secure the requisite implement for tonight. ... Unlike our previous events, we invite ONLY the courageous select few among you to journey deep within yourselves. This will be a night of communion to forces with which you are all yet unawares. Access to a relic of the time before the Creators. Welcome to #eridanweek Night Five. How's the state of your sweet tooth? Confirm your attendance with #IWANTCANDY on the timeline. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/043f8154d007.png
)(ttps://i.ibb.co/Tqk3tg30/ezgif-123145a26f3ca833.gif Look at t)(is absolute CUTI--E, everyone!
if ur at #eridanweek u bettr li$$ten to #BIGFATA$$ ft troll bhad grubbie xo) 🎶🎤🎧 https://youtu.be/6SsqOFk_0z0?si=lsHrniMKWo_Aj6LV 🎧🎤🎶 https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/363009cce4d7.jpeg
A Cerulean goes to the*r Ophthalmolog*st to get the*r v*s*on graded. The Ophthalmolog*st nods and says to them, "Eye - C, Eye - C, Eye - C".

im still tryin 2 cope w/ what happened last nite...... #UptownFucked #RlySad #EridanWeek
POV: You're the mug cake the Chairmancer is making in the company microradiation boX. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/4dc7d076b8b5.png - MC Oleana
#eridanwweek is ovver haha you wwish aprils fools assholes
[|8{ < purrhaps a trillingfoolsday?
Thank you for tuning into #eridanweek night two. Our headliner for tomorrow evening will be @mcQ ! We're NOT OKAY at #eridanweek !
Fruit Gsuher (Uh) #EridanWweek - Posted from my Unreal Heiress Tiaratop FLARP VvR Headset -
(^・⩊・^) < LOVE AND KISSES!!!!!!! HTTPS://MEDIA.GIPHY.COM/MEDIA/V1.Y2LKPTC5MGI3NJEXCTHNATQ1MDE0ZMV2ZHGWNDDOCGK3DWF5EWXLZGXSA2NJDW1IDZR1YYZLCD12MV9NAWZZX3NLYXJJACZJDD1N/MDJ9IBXXVDUQM/GIPHY.GIF
"3R1D4N W33K" TH1S 4ND "3R1D4N W33K" TH4T. 1 WOULD SUGG3ST 4 "G3T B1TCH3S" W33K BUT MOST OF YOU WOULD B3 UN4BL3 TO P4RT1C1P4T3
We see your Chitts, we know You're Not Okay / You're not o-fucking-kay We'll carry on. And we'll see you at #eridanweek. https://i.imgur.com/lzhKQEQ.png
lmao wtf is happ3ning b3hind th3 m3dical t3nt at #3ridanw33k do3s this ha<3 to do with th3 #trollbrunomars stuff? https://cdn.imgch3st.com/fil3s/96c0f9702825.png
Today's #eridanweek demo experience at the UNREAL HEIRESS TIARATOP FLARP EDITION Virtual Reality Headset will be a real-time combat simulation across the LAND OF WRATH AND ANGELS. Complete with realistic pain receptor engagement. Maul your friends! Vanquish your foes. Then refuel at THE AMPHORA, our exclusive VIP wine bar. #violence
#eridanwweek day twwo is in full swwing come dowwn to my booth for some bbq i got ice cold grubburgers sittin on a unlit grill along wwith some icy grubdogs get em before theyre gone
I'ma leavve the door open, girl (I'ma leavve the door open) (Hopin') that you feel the wway I feel And you wwant me like I wwant you tonight, baby Tell me that you're comin' through (Come on, girl)
#imcummin 2 #eridanweek ;o) b there or b square
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On your way to the stage at #eridanweek, DON'T FORGET to stop by our product demo stalls to test out the latest Commemorative Unreal Heiress Tiaratop FLARP EDITION, complete with optional LETHAL MODE FEATURE. *Lethal Mode feature will be unavailable for demo testing at #eridanweek.

Wow bro you have such a way with words which is to say you sure have typed many of them.

you can havve an ericoin quarter zip dont say i nevver did nothin for you
Since we're discussing My Little Pony. I was recently forwarded an unsolicited piece of fanart by a business associate. I suppose this is meant to be me. ... And I guess I like that the tail is in a bun. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/afb85a4b3157.png
yOU KNOW,,, i DON'T EVEN KNOW, hOW TO PLAY SOCCER, aCTUALLY, i MEAN, i KNOW THE IDEA OF, KICKING, a BALL, iNTO THINGS, bUT i BET THERE ARE, rULES AND FANCY WORDS, aND ALL SORTS OF, tHINGS, aND, i CAN'T BE, a COACH WITHOUT KNOWING, aLL THAT, sO, i THINK, i AM GOING TO GO FIND, mY LIBRARY, mAYBE, tO READ UP, oN THESE THINGS, tHOUGH, iF ANYONE ELSE, hAS ANY IDEAS, oR HOT, gAMER TIPS AND TRICKS, tHAT i SHOULD KNOW FOR, tHIS ESOTERIC GAME OF, sOCCER, pLEASE, lET ME KNOW, pLEASE,

T3RR1FY1NG!!
No good deed goes unpunished, I fear!!
Good morning, all. Evening's press conference was a layup, as expected. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/5c75c6a94a02.png
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This and many more offerings will be available. We eagerly await hosting you, Ms. Leijon.

An Invitation It has come to my attention that a number of you have taken a rather keen interest in my presence here. Your attention has been… consistent. Admirable, even. As such, I find it only appropriate to extend a courtesy. You are hereby invited to a small gathering at Felt Manor. Nothing so vulgar as a spectacle, I assure you. Merely an afternoon engagement. Tea will be served. Conversation, should you prove capable of it, will be accommodated. Attendance is, of course, optional. Though I find that those who decline often arrive regardless. --- **Directions** You will not find Felt Manor by searching for it. Instead, you will proceed as follows: At a moment of your choosing, close your current application. Do not rush this step. Timing, as ever, is important. When next you find yourself alone, locate the nearest reflective surface. A screen will suffice. So will a window, provided the lighting is adequate. Observe your own reflection. Remain there longer than is comfortable. At some point—precisely when you begin to suspect nothing will happen—you will notice that something already has. A door will be present behind you. You may turn around if you wish. It will not affect the outcome. Enter. --- I would advise punctuality. The tea will not grow cold, but your opportunity to attend is… less accommodating. I look forward to your arrival. After all, You have already decided to come. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/eecee7108e42.jpg
good night evverybody or should i say evverybunny! check out this up close pic of the most adorable hopbeast lusus he wwas in my garden snacking on all my eggplants and drinking from the wwater bowwls i leavve out wwhen i first saww him evverybody repost wwith #🍆 #💦 if you think youd be friends wwith this little buddy https://cdnimgchestcom/files/8e8069855bfdpng

8-> THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT! GET INVESTED AND MAKE SOME INVESTMENTS!

idk whut its about it just like being included :)

god u are so fucking real always at every time
Argh mgh ghghghghghg!!!!! https://media1.tenor.com/m/BpDZO-tPGYwAAAAd/cat.gif

D --> You forgot pat
ooohhhh. that's what that means. i gets it now!
To those among you presently grappling with the recent accusations of cannibalism against me, I would like to offer TWO think pieces to tickle your budding minds. First: is it cannibalism to consume a member of a totally distinct sapient species? Secondly: https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/f349bad3640d.png

Meow.
I'm reading a book on anti gravity and I jutht can't put it down

Free yourself of using “high” and “low” blood, it is a ladder set by a lone Empress. She lifts herself to the summit, standing on each one of us under. No matter where you convince yourself you sit, you still have her boot marks on your shoulders.
Take my hand! I can show you a better world! https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/d92c32d0d25f.png

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round 4 of the wizard tournament and the last round before we enter the semifinals! felixarius the wizard-cat versus snorticus the elongated. its cats vs dogs! which of our furry friends will make it into the semifinals to face off against gandalf big naturals? please cast your votes. #wizard #wizardtournament https://thumbs.dreamstime.com/b/cute-cat-wizard-magic-wand-enchanted-forest-scene-adorable-orange-dressed-as-holds-amidst-glowing-mushrooms-dreamy-363671486.jpg https://64.media.tumblr.com/72c26a3f8cc5e2a90ad1a324520704bf/ffe6648a0e3d2ee7-29/s640x960/9415740f14c648cff5ae5673fbf6cf30714c42e5.jpg

NEPETA U R A MOTHERFUGGIN GENIUS omfg :OOOOO we need to try this FOR SCIENCE #ForScience #LeSweepySwap

ive always wanted 2 try one of these

D --> I often find I have no respect for those who do not endeavor to grow better
I DON'T THINK IT'S WRONG TO TALK ABOUT SEX OR BE HORNY ON MAIN OR WHATEVER. I JUST THINK IT'S EMBARRASSING TO WANT SOMETHING THAT BADLY IN PUBLIC. #NSFW
Oh don't worry my dear sweet Nepeta that pun was fully intentional! But I must be sparing you see. Tactful. Otherwise my sense of mystique would be ruined! I am not like you my darling you are a dear precious girl whose catpuns are integral to portraying your inner adorableness, purr purr.
#SillyCat #SillyCatPosting https://i.postimg.cc/t4GYqq2Y/IMG-5926.jpg

hello chittr i am finally awake at a reasonable time!

god u are just so fucking sick its legiterally insane :)

✿ wha𖧧 k𖥧nd d𖥧d y❦u p𖥧ck, 𖥧 w𖥧sh 𖧧❦ kn❦w ✿
BOLD WORDS FROM 4 GUY WHOS3 1CON H4S POT3NT NOT3S OF G33K1SM
Ahem. THE SLOBBERING DIMWIT'S GUIDE TO BUTTERCREAM VARIATIONS. If you have stumbled upon this post in search of instructions on how to assemble ANY buttercream, period, I advise you politely retract yourself. You may find yourself better suited for THE CULINARY NEANDERTHAL'S FIRST DAY ON EARTH. This is also going to be heavily-laden with my personal opinions... which on this matter I advise you to accept as fact. SWISS MERINGUE: Soft, shiny, and comparable to a marshmallow whip. Best suited as a chocolate frosting, to lend some variation in texture to a layer cake with a denser ganache filling. ITALIAN MERINGUE: More stable in shape and texture than her Swiss counterpart. Light and fluffy. Become more adventurous with your decorative swirls when you pipe your Italian meringue. Well-suited to lemon cake- again, with a heavy curd between internal layers. FRENCH: Custardy. Nearly as thick as the American, but richer due to its high egg yolk content. Pairs excellently with the dark bittersweet notes of dense sponge doused in espresso. AMERICAN: THE superior choice in sugar crusting. Delightfully crisp when bitten into after an evening of drying. Oft-accused of being overly sweet. Pair with simple yellow or confetti cake. Holds sprinkles like a champion. GERMAN: The unflinching centrist. Balanced in texture, weight, stability, and richness. Fewer yolks than the French. Not a poor choice for any partner if you're unwilling to take a hard stance. BEST suited to accompany a cake filled or topped with fresh fruit pieces. CREAM CHEESE: A heavy, tangy delight. Tank thick layers of dense sponge with this big girl. Carrot or spice cake filled with chopped nuts. No need to even carve your cake. Simply pare off the dome, frost, and go. CONDENSED MILK: A silkier, more relaxed hold on shape. Don't expect any fanciful swirls to last more than an hour outside the fridge. DO pair this toasty buttercream with a complimentary caramel layer- either betwixt your sponge, in a butterscotch chip, or in the composition of the batter itself. ERMINE: As luxurious as its stoat-pelt namesake suggests. Stabilized with a boiled flour roux. A superior balance of sweetness and texture if seeking a lighter cream whip. THE traditional choice of frosting to accompany a dark, moist, fluffy red velvet cake. Feel free to post your inquiries below. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/dc28e4b07c3f.jpg

when i talk about getting sillier im talking about that bugs bunny old cartoon stuff. i dream of the day i can throw something in a fight, outrun it, and then swing at it with my hammer baseball bat style.

Thank heavens to betsy we have a banner feature now. I can handily display everything thats most important to me!
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#funnymailboxfriday https://i.postimg.cc/x11M6Ycq/image.png

A bit cliche. @archi\/\/eAddict could gi\/\/e y'some pointers, lass.
thought id post a little selfie of myself too just to followw in rosalinas hoofsteps this is me just a dowwn to earth studier of beasts and cultivvator of joy pronouns they them please featuring my prized eclectica the absolute best of the best hoovved sea buddy a troll could evver ask for i do not recommend getting this close to one if you are not an experienced #zoologist they #bite often drop your outfit suggestions for me in the chat and i wwould lovve to try them https://cdnimgchestcom/files/2ffe1cc0fa36wwebp
..maybe nO One gO tO the park near the lusus rehab/l/tat/On center unt/l / can get s/r pOkes a lOt Out Of here #qu/ncypark https://cdn./mgchest.cOm/f/les/83913c981060.png
https://i.postimg.cc/4N9tHmCf/IMG-5923.jpg The curse takes all. It takes that which brings me joy, that which makes me feel at all. My life, my vigor, it is all torn away from me drop by drop, blood from a seeping cut. From my body to my world itself, nothing will remain. #Cursed #FeelingCursed #ASecondSpill #HasHitTheTimeline
evverybody put your pawws up if you had a fun morning i knoww i did heres a little pic of me getting ready just kidding its one of my best equine friends rosalina check out this absolute beauty taking my grub phone and snapping a little #prewworkoutselfie crikey! followw for more fun zoology updates and furry friends! #zoology #man #thehorseishere #horsesrequested #hoovvedfriends https://cdnimgchestcom/files/8759c41acac5png
well at least lyra /s be/ng gOOd. dOnt knOw where she gOt a h/ghblOOds balls thOugh... https://cdn./mgchest.cOm/f/les/19073654871e.png
Good morning. #Coffee #MyCoffee #FolgersCoded https://i.postimg.cc/kXZKYWmH/IMG-5921.jpg

Please stop requesting drone strikes on individuals. They are already overworked and get confused easily.

Do not give up. There are opportunities for hope everywhere. To experience bad times is to acknowledge the happiness that came before and will come after.
🚨 BREAKING: Troll Rupaul Breaks Silence On Barack Obama's New Happy Hour Legislation: "Every hour I'm getting fucked up is happy hour to me, girl! Am I right, or am I right?" https://i.postimg.cc/K89KHGfs/trupaul.png
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raw hot dogs are really delicious and i swear this is not just a dog thing !!!!!!
"NO OR1G1N4L CH1TTS Y3T" TH1S D3SP3R4T3 S1T3 S4YS, D3SP3R4T3LY, L1K3 TH3 SUPPOS3D D3SP3R4T3 QU4DR4NTM4T3 WHO 1S #D3SP3R4T3 FOR YOU (TH3 P3RSON R34D1NG TH1S!) TO T4K3 YOUR F1RST 4BLUT1ON 4FT3R 4 P3R1G33 #TYP1C4L
Mm, I worry that I might become addicted to such a feeling if I were to try it out too often.
Very nice. I have my natural shell, but I can't say I've tried metal claws before.
Mraw! https://technoshock.net/data/files/random-images/mutie01.png

:33< chamomeow also
... No. I can't laugh yet. I've got to hold it in.
kno wat i will t)(x catfis)(

people love larping as djs whats up with that

Its hard to be scuffed about my generous donations to consorts without grillz when i just saw mrs lizardbeth and her young hatchling sporting a handsome set of chompers.

best worms out there gotta be: mud worm giant earthworm common earthworm greenhouse worm

D --> It takes a considerable amount of effort to not be as sweaty as I was before D --> Fortunately I am quite adept at voiding away my sweat now

D --> Wisdom is to use any method that makes it STRONGER
why is spade runnin around making us all hear about his slick anyway #grossman #keepthatshittoyourself #nsfw

D --> Horse pictures please

Good work on the auction last night. The items on offer may have lost all financial value, but the price the audience put on their sentiment is going to make sure that the citizens of Consort Kingdom won't be left wanting much longer. See y'all at tonight's airing. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/82b529475aca.png
It’s so nice out today…I can’t wait to go for a Stroll. (>u<)

what about cats with huge ass eyes

KISS ME YOU ANIMAL -BURN THE BALLROOM #NOWPLAYING






































































