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You are consistently a delight and have earned none of the above criticisms.
tHIS JUST MAKES ME, fEEL NOSTALGIC FOR TIMES, lONG, lONG PAST, HTTPS://MSPABOORU.COM//IMAGES/15/CD1CAE8A9A0F67F3C42E48181C5354F5.PNG ((DOCB @ tUMBLR)
sHE TOOK THIS ONE, fOR ME, HTTPS://MSPABOORU.COM//IMAGES/15/C0C8E33B6713D72F62B51DC6235C4569.PNG ((BRAINCURD @ tUMBLR))
guitar always and forever my true love but a moog synthesizer is also fuckin aces. i never got into drum sets but drummers are usually p well liked so!
ordered my secretary to clock in on his day off and create this for my amusement https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/a93f6f9d5c3e.png
*to the tune of "Roses" by Troll OutKast* Halimede (Halimede), see, Halimedeee All the girls wwould say she's mighty fineeee (mighty fineee) - Posted from my Unreal Heiress Tiaratop FLARP VvR Headset -
YUSSSSS..... k ill start now peta 1 2 3......
D --> Clash of bodies, morals and minds D --> On art taste, murals and other kinds D --> f100ids mi% with little regard D --> B100d and sweat, a broken ward D --> The battle is won but you must have known D --> With fellow troll dead you interpret alone
reminder that the early grub gets the wworm but the successful grub culls the first one then devvours the entire cluster https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/ed958419cc88.png #fitcheck #business #motivvational #grindset #empiremindset @gratuitousAnnuity #justsoyoucancheckmyfit
https://cdn.tinybuddha.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/03/Self-care-1.png #Quotes #Inspirational #SelfCareSaturday
To anyone who has broke out into a run/jog to catch a bus they ended up missing anyway: I apologize for your aura-loss, and you are entitled to financial compensation.
woof woof! :)
Glub!!! #glubposting
:pp < "hurr bdurr cats dont actually love you, theyre only snuggling you and kissing you and licking you and gifting you dead birds to trick you into loving them"
tHAT'S MY DAD'S JOB,
gurl same.....
Glub!!! #glubposting
i WOULD NOT GO THAT FAR, i THINK, bUT THERE IS DEFINITELY SOMETHING ABOUT A GRAND CLIMAX, tHAT PLEASES PEOPLE,
ฅ₍^•⩊ •マⳊ < PURRHAPS I SHOULD POST SOME HUMAN SHIPS FUR THEIR HATCHDAY! ≽^•⩊•^≼ < BUUUT I DON'T HAVE A LOT FUR THEM! SO MAYBE THEY'D BE SAD...
you shouldnot be at.the "club" you should be. supporting your three young daughthers! with money.
i BET YOU COULD BE, dRACULA IF YOU WANTED,
Fronds in t)(e air and wave t)(em like you just don't care!
Still lying in on my comfort slab. Its so glubbing soft. #saturday
heads up freakos!!!!! #bonfireparty is STILL happenin right naow and for the rest of the nite!!!!! it is OPEN invitation everyyyybuddy is invited we got FREE FOOD, FREE BOOZE, FREE DRUGS!!! a big ass fire!!! a swimmin pool ANDDD a hot tub!!! https://msparp.chat/bonfireparty# #nsfw #substance
#bonfirrrreparrrty? What forrr? I have no time forr a party when I'm on the hunt forrr that hedgehog!
thee details a my death wwere GREATLY exaggerated i put myself in that bonfire and id fuckin do it again just to rid myself a this accursed itchy ass jingle bell jestersuit
its a good nnight to smile. https://files.catbox.moe/eqkv6b.pnng
On personal invite from a colleague, sat in on the Human Kingdom Public Transit and Infrastructure Authority meeting this morning. It seems the projected budget for next three quarters is running below expected. I sure hope a major public contributor business entity didn't take advantage of any frivolously high tax deduction ceilings on religious donations-slash-ceremonies of worship. I am sure I will be able to cut this poor government a deal on a privatized sponsorship in their time of need. In fact, in the blind ecstatic haze of my generosity, I may even upgrade public traffic cameras. We have a new model of surveillance system tailored precisely to their needs. Big things coming.
OOC // SURPRISE... lol
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/c18d22db47cb.png https://youtube.com/shorts/Aq3OQrPcVV4Y #eridanwweek #imcoming #bouncingonit #iwwantcandy
Soon to reveal the belated finale #eridanweek salutations from a very special guest. Look forward to it.
The notification system ought to ne streamlined a bit first especially on mobile but I wholeheartedly agree my feline friend! Chirrrp!
girlie this is absolute genius...... we need this featuer asap!! #prod
Nothing quite so peaceful as the love of a cat.
And dj jazzy jagg will always appreciate his greatest fan!!!
(Woodland sprite fires written by me!) Devious jaunts spit in beats so wicked / they try to hold me back but i just stay kicking / tiptoe through the tulips like my name was tiny tim / casting magic spells on the flora on my whim! / Never have you met a better fella- take a hike / they ought to call me frosty with my chill on the corn cob mic! / if i was a gnome id want to live someone warm / would you still love me if i was a worm??
I shall keep you posted! I need a second to settle on my haunches and cook up a good one but when i do... you will be THE first to hear my fuzzy kittyfriend.
Maybe i need to lay down a rhyme that sort of inspires a woodland sprite type of vibe.
sorry. i did my best.
D --> Sure D --> #Wordle 1,752 4/6 ⬛🟨🟨🟨⬛ 🟩⬛🟩🟩⬛ 🟩⬛🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
HELL YEAH. I’VE BEEN NOTICING MORE THINGS. BLOOMING RECENTLY. LOTS IF COOL PLANTS OVER HERE.
1'M D3CL4R1NG 4LL SUNGL4SS3S 4R3 COOL 4S FUCK 4CTU4LLY
the hell you sayin fuck me for i wwas the one gettin wwhipped asshole
D --> It would be interesting I think to be worshiped more as a god D --> But I do not think I am properly positioned or equipped to foster such a thing D --> Nor would I know what tenets would be best for adherents D --> It almost strikes me as arrogant to imagine such
i literally died on the fuckin cross wwhat more do i gotta do to entertain you people
Planning committee is on it now, apparently!
wOW, i REALLY, dID THAT YESTERDAY AND, wE'RE STILL UHH,,, wOW, i GUESS i NEED TO, sET UP SOME APPOINTMENTS, hEH,
We glub and we don't judge. I missed seeing a few guppies' DMs w)(ile t)(e site was down. 38P #weglubandwedon'tjudge
@arseniccatturbate @arseniccatnxp @arseniccatnip#5895 @arseniccatnip#2068 @arseniccatnip#6119 @artisticcatnip @arseniccatnip#4822 @arseniccatnip @lilshitpeta this is u btw 🫵 :3c https://technoshock.net/data/files/random-images/frwsfovakaiwdn2..jpg ((source: @fakifefnep))
A qu|x|ck p|x|cture from my vacat|x|on last sweep. https://|x|.|x|mgur.com/LY0UDg3.png
dOING SOME THINKING, i WON'T GET, hURT TONIGHT AT #eRIDANwEEK, uNLIKE, eRIDAN WHO, wILL,
wE CAN'T, bE CERTAIN, oF THAT,
An #eridanweek finale official post. #gore #murder Good morning, all!!! For those of you attentive to religious milestones from worlds past, this day holds some significance. For others, it is merely the bookend on yet another long, toiling week. I propose an alternative! Day Five of #eridanweek was an endeavor of such indulgence that on Day Six, I bid you all rest. You may be feeling your own regrets. Remorse, guilt, embarrassment. A FOOLISHNESS for trusting someone close to you, or yourself for allowing that to happen. And perhaps you are even thinking to yourself: "Gee whiz!!! I am such a piece of shit BETRAYER to all things I ever held dear!" Well, come on down to the ORIGINAL #ERIDANWEEK VENUE for the ULTIMATE ACT OF ATONEMENT. This moral laxative is sure to grease the skids on utterly vacating you of ALL the self-doubt and emotional complications presently bloating you to discomfort. Your FIGURE OF WORSHIP is here to REDEEM YOU OF YOUR SINS. My sins! And most of all, HIS OWN PUTRID REPREHENSIBLE SINS. PAST AND PRESENT. You are reading this correctly. This evening, Eridan Ampora WILL BE CRUCIFIED. He will die FOR YOU, dearest worshipper. And we will all feel a whole lot better about ourselves. And if you personally were murdered by Eridan Ampora, YOU are entitled to a FREE JUMBO BUTTERSCOTCH TURNOVER. Visit the NANNA'S HANDPIES stand to redeem both this offer and your own moral failings. Happy fucking Eridan Week, traitor! >:( @caligulasAquarium
where, oh, where have all the good men gone?
B33 < should we hold out fur him til the morning light or
SOME people need to realize that not EVERY TREND is for them. So they can shut the front door and stop posting stupid fricken hogwash about dudes gussied up as PONIES.
W)(at?
YUCKING YOUR YUM!!
Doubt.
Perhaps My Ultimate Delay And Subsequent Nonarrival Was For The Best #EridanWeek
i SURE LOVE BEING, a COOL TOUGH MANLY, gUY, wHO IS COOL AND TOUGH, aND, mANLY,
i lowkey wanna #Die rn
could go for a burger #cravingmeats #bigjuicymeats
:33 < H33H33H33 HA HA HAS I F33L SO YOUNG!!! https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/2c1fa26dff96.jpg
sorry jack equius doesnt understand laughter
380!!!! 38D!!!! T)(ANK YOU SO MUC)(!!!!
I was and still am the 8est FLARPER ever.
BETTER.
OKAY. I WIN. YOu CAN ALL FuCK OFF NOW. NO LANDS LEFT TO CONQuER. CALIBORN'S FLAG. IS ALREADY PLANTED. FIRMLY. HEAVED IN ITS HEFT. ASTRIDE THE ASSHOLE. OF MY OWN ASS TERRITORY. KuLT? KuLL? TRY THE MARK OF THE BEAST. https://i.imgur.com/uWnupqO.png
In the Crockercorp HQ test kitchen trying to be nice about the recipe I am ABSOLUTELY rejecting later. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/d09195f5621f.png
whos da giant cat who makes ALL OF DA RULES
iT'S JUST NOT, tHE SAME, wITHOUT jULIOH,,, #eRIDANwEEK
SO YOU AIN'T ARRESTIN' ME. SO, I CAN JUST LEAVE? HEHEH. SEE YA SUCKERS I SAY IN A LOUD ABRASIVE BUT COOL AND INTIMIDATING WAY AND, I DUNNO, HOP ON MY SCOOTER.
OH SHIT. UH. BECAUSE I, UH, HEARTS CLAWXCARS, AM AN AGENT OF THE DOGS OR SOMETHIN. THE PUPPY PRINCE OF... PAWNEE, INDIANA DEMANDS THAT I TAKE THE CHALICE FER HIM OR SOMETHIN. GONNA GET LOADED WITH THE AMOUNT OF DOGBLOONS HE'S GONNA GIVE ME. HEHE.
)(e)(e)(e! A)(em... *T)(e adorable critter lig)(ts up in rainbow colors because it loves pats!*
KUDOS! ❤︎
Unfortunately, I was unable to participate in last night's festivities. I PERSONALLY made the perilous journey to a secure Crockercorp underground bunker to secure the requisite implement for tonight. ... Unlike our previous events, we invite ONLY the courageous select few among you to journey deep within yourselves. This will be a night of communion to forces with which you are all yet unawares. Access to a relic of the time before the Creators. Welcome to #eridanweek Night Five. How's the state of your sweet tooth? Confirm your attendance with #IWANTCANDY on the timeline. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/043f8154d007.png
)(ttps://i.ibb.co/Tqk3tg30/ezgif-123145a26f3ca833.gif Look at t)(is absolute CUTI--E, everyone!
:33 < BREAKING NEWS!! DOES IS TROLL BRUNO MARS IS PERVERTED AT #eridanw33k #rumblenight
if ur at #eridanweek u bettr li$$ten to #BIGFATA$$ ft troll bhad grubbie xo) 🎶🎤🎧 https://youtu.be/6SsqOFk_0z0?si=lsHrniMKWo_Aj6LV 🎧🎤🎶 https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/363009cce4d7.jpeg
B33 < your reasoning is flawless as ever B33 < but maybe its also due to the fact that cats will sl33p for 16h a day
A Cerulean goes to the*r Ophthalmolog*st to get the*r v*s*on graded. The Ophthalmolog*st nods and says to them, "Eye - C, Eye - C, Eye - C".
im still tryin 2 cope w/ what happened last nite...... #UptownFucked #RlySad #EridanWeek
POV: You're the mug cake the Chairmancer is making in the company microradiation boX. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/4dc7d076b8b5.png - MC Oleana
#eridanwweek is ovver haha you wwish aprils fools assholes
[|8{ < purrhaps a trillingfoolsday?
Thank you for tuning into #eridanweek night two. Our headliner for tomorrow evening will be @mcQ ! We're NOT OKAY at #eridanweek !
#gOTbURIEDiiNrUBBLE aT, #eRIDANwEEK, tHAT WAS, a GREAT PERFORMANCE BY, tROLL lADY gAGA, aLSO i AM IN, iMMENSE AMOUNTS, oF PAIN,
Fruit Gsuher (Uh) #EridanWweek - Posted from my Unreal Heiress Tiaratop FLARP VvR Headset -
(^･⩊･^) < LOVE AND KISSES!!!!!!! HTTPS://MEDIA.GIPHY.COM/MEDIA/V1.Y2LKPTC5MGI3NJEXCTHNATQ1MDE0ZMV2ZHGWNDDOCGK3DWF5EWXLZGXSA2NJDW1IDZR1YYZLCD12MV9NAWZZX3NLYXJJACZJDD1N/MDJ9IBXXVDUQM/GIPHY.GIF
"3R1D4N W33K" TH1S 4ND "3R1D4N W33K" TH4T. 1 WOULD SUGG3ST 4 "G3T B1TCH3S" W33K BUT MOST OF YOU WOULD B3 UN4BL3 TO P4RT1C1P4T3
We see your Chitts, we know You're Not Okay / You're not o-fucking-kay We'll carry on. And we'll see you at #eridanweek. https://i.imgur.com/lzhKQEQ.png
lmao wtf is happ3ning b3hind th3 m3dical t3nt at #3ridanw33k do3s this ha<3 to do with th3 #trollbrunomars stuff? https://cdn.imgch3st.com/fil3s/96c0f9702825.png
Today's #eridanweek demo experience at the UNREAL HEIRESS TIARATOP FLARP EDITION Virtual Reality Headset will be a real-time combat simulation across the LAND OF WRATH AND ANGELS. Complete with realistic pain receptor engagement. Maul your friends! Vanquish your foes. Then refuel at THE AMPHORA, our exclusive VIP wine bar. #violence
#eridanwweek day twwo is in full swwing come dowwn to my booth for some bbq i got ice cold grubburgers sittin on a unlit grill along wwith some icy grubdogs get em before theyre gone
i HOPE TO, sEE YOU THERE,
I'ma leavve the door open, girl (I'ma leavve the door open) (Hopin') that you feel the wway I feel And you wwant me like I wwant you tonight, baby Tell me that you're comin' through (Come on, girl)
#imcummin 2 #eridanweek ;o) b there or b square
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On your way to the stage at #eridanweek, DON'T FORGET to stop by our product demo stalls to test out the latest Commemorative Unreal Heiress Tiaratop FLARP EDITION, complete with optional LETHAL MODE FEATURE. *Lethal Mode feature will be unavailable for demo testing at #eridanweek.
Wow bro you have such a way with words which is to say you sure have typed many of them.
you can havve an ericoin quarter zip dont say i nevver did nothin for you
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Since we're discussing My Little Pony. I was recently forwarded an unsolicited piece of fanart by a business associate. I suppose this is meant to be me. ... And I guess I like that the tail is in a bun. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/afb85a4b3157.png
yOU KNOW,,, i DON'T EVEN KNOW, hOW TO PLAY SOCCER, aCTUALLY, i MEAN, i KNOW THE IDEA OF, KICKING, a BALL, iNTO THINGS, bUT i BET THERE ARE, rULES AND FANCY WORDS, aND ALL SORTS OF, tHINGS, aND, i CAN'T BE, a COACH WITHOUT KNOWING, aLL THAT, sO, i THINK, i AM GOING TO GO FIND, mY LIBRARY, mAYBE, tO READ UP, oN THESE THINGS, tHOUGH, iF ANYONE ELSE, hAS ANY IDEAS, oR HOT, gAMER TIPS AND TRICKS, tHAT i SHOULD KNOW FOR, tHIS ESOTERIC GAME OF, sOCCER, pLEASE, lET ME KNOW, pLEASE,
T3RR1FY1NG!!
No good deed goes unpunished, I fear!!
Good morning, all. Evening's press conference was a layup, as expected. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/5c75c6a94a02.png
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This and many more offerings will be available. We eagerly await hosting you, Ms. Leijon.
An Invitation It has come to my attention that a number of you have taken a rather keen interest in my presence here. Your attention has been… consistent. Admirable, even. As such, I find it only appropriate to extend a courtesy. You are hereby invited to a small gathering at Felt Manor. Nothing so vulgar as a spectacle, I assure you. Merely an afternoon engagement. Tea will be served. Conversation, should you prove capable of it, will be accommodated. Attendance is, of course, optional. Though I find that those who decline often arrive regardless. --- **Directions** You will not find Felt Manor by searching for it. Instead, you will proceed as follows: At a moment of your choosing, close your current application. Do not rush this step. Timing, as ever, is important. When next you find yourself alone, locate the nearest reflective surface. A screen will suffice. So will a window, provided the lighting is adequate. Observe your own reflection. Remain there longer than is comfortable. At some point—precisely when you begin to suspect nothing will happen—you will notice that something already has. A door will be present behind you. You may turn around if you wish. It will not affect the outcome. Enter. --- I would advise punctuality. The tea will not grow cold, but your opportunity to attend is… less accommodating. I look forward to your arrival. After all, You have already decided to come. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/eecee7108e42.jpg
good night evverybody or should i say evverybunny! check out this up close pic of the most adorable hopbeast lusus he wwas in my garden snacking on all my eggplants and drinking from the wwater bowwls i leavve out wwhen i first saww him evverybody repost wwith #🍆 #💦 if you think youd be friends wwith this little buddy https://cdnimgchestcom/files/8e8069855bfdpng
8-> THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT! GET INVESTED AND MAKE SOME INVESTMENTS!
idk whut its about it just like being included :)
:33 < Ampora week? We should do kitty month! :333
god u are so fucking real always at every time
Argh mgh ghghghghghg!!!!! https://media1.tenor.com/m/BpDZO-tPGYwAAAAd/cat.gif
Lemon lime pie recipes
D --> You forgot pat
ooohhhh. that's what that means. i gets it now!
To those among you presently grappling with the recent accusations of cannibalism against me, I would like to offer TWO think pieces to tickle your budding minds. First: is it cannibalism to consume a member of a totally distinct sapient species? Secondly: https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/f349bad3640d.png
I am pleased to announce that we have reached a settlement with Crockercorp that we feel satisfied with and that they didn't agree to. We thank you all for your support during this turbulent time.
Meow.
♰ that would be rather convenient for tea time… ♰
I'm reading a book on anti gravity and I jutht can't put it down
Free yourself of using “high” and “low” blood, it is a ladder set by a lone Empress. She lifts herself to the summit, standing on each one of us under. No matter where you convince yourself you sit, you still have her boot marks on your shoulders.
gOOD NIGHT, eVERYONE, mAYBE REACH OUT TO A FRIEND, yOU HAVE NOT SPOKEN TO, iN A WHILE! aND REMEMBER TO NEVER, bE A DEADBEAT, lUSUS,
Take my hand! I can show you a better world! https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/d92c32d0d25f.png
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round 4 of the wizard tournament and the last round before we enter the semifinals! felixarius the wizard-cat versus snorticus the elongated. its cats vs dogs! which of our furry friends will make it into the semifinals to face off against gandalf big naturals? please cast your votes. #wizard #wizardtournament https://thumbs.dreamstime.com/b/cute-cat-wizard-magic-wand-enchanted-forest-scene-adorable-orange-dressed-as-holds-amidst-glowing-mushrooms-dreamy-363671486.jpg https://64.media.tumblr.com/72c26a3f8cc5e2a90ad1a324520704bf/ffe6648a0e3d2ee7-29/s640x960/9415740f14c648cff5ae5673fbf6cf30714c42e5.jpg
NEPETA U R A MOTHERFUGGIN GENIUS omfg :OOOOO we need to try this FOR SCIENCE #ForScience #LeSweepySwap
ive always wanted 2 try one of these
D --> I often find I have no respect for those who do not endeavor to grow better
I DON'T THINK IT'S WRONG TO TALK ABOUT SEX OR BE HORNY ON MAIN OR WHATEVER. I JUST THINK IT'S EMBARRASSING TO WANT SOMETHING THAT BADLY IN PUBLIC. #NSFW
Oh don't worry my dear sweet Nepeta that pun was fully intentional! But I must be sparing you see. Tactful. Otherwise my sense of mystique would be ruined! I am not like you my darling you are a dear precious girl whose catpuns are integral to portraying your inner adorableness, purr purr.
#SillyCat #SillyCatPosting https://i.postimg.cc/t4GYqq2Y/IMG-5926.jpg
hello chittr i am finally awake at a reasonable time!
god u are just so fucking sick its legiterally insane :)
✿ wha𖧧 k𖥧nd d𖥧d y❦u p𖥧ck, 𖥧 w𖥧sh 𖧧❦ kn❦w ✿
BOLD WORDS FROM 4 GUY WHOS3 1CON H4S POT3NT NOT3S OF G33K1SM
Ahem. THE SLOBBERING DIMWIT'S GUIDE TO BUTTERCREAM VARIATIONS. If you have stumbled upon this post in search of instructions on how to assemble ANY buttercream, period, I advise you politely retract yourself. You may find yourself better suited for THE CULINARY NEANDERTHAL'S FIRST DAY ON EARTH. This is also going to be heavily-laden with my personal opinions... which on this matter I advise you to accept as fact. SWISS MERINGUE: Soft, shiny, and comparable to a marshmallow whip. Best suited as a chocolate frosting, to lend some variation in texture to a layer cake with a denser ganache filling. ITALIAN MERINGUE: More stable in shape and texture than her Swiss counterpart. Light and fluffy. Become more adventurous with your decorative swirls when you pipe your Italian meringue. Well-suited to lemon cake- again, with a heavy curd between internal layers. FRENCH: Custardy. Nearly as thick as the American, but richer due to its high egg yolk content. Pairs excellently with the dark bittersweet notes of dense sponge doused in espresso. AMERICAN: THE superior choice in sugar crusting. Delightfully crisp when bitten into after an evening of drying. Oft-accused of being overly sweet. Pair with simple yellow or confetti cake. Holds sprinkles like a champion. GERMAN: The unflinching centrist. Balanced in texture, weight, stability, and richness. Fewer yolks than the French. Not a poor choice for any partner if you're unwilling to take a hard stance. BEST suited to accompany a cake filled or topped with fresh fruit pieces. CREAM CHEESE: A heavy, tangy delight. Tank thick layers of dense sponge with this big girl. Carrot or spice cake filled with chopped nuts. No need to even carve your cake. Simply pare off the dome, frost, and go. CONDENSED MILK: A silkier, more relaxed hold on shape. Don't expect any fanciful swirls to last more than an hour outside the fridge. DO pair this toasty buttercream with a complimentary caramel layer- either betwixt your sponge, in a butterscotch chip, or in the composition of the batter itself. ERMINE: As luxurious as its stoat-pelt namesake suggests. Stabilized with a boiled flour roux. A superior balance of sweetness and texture if seeking a lighter cream whip. THE traditional choice of frosting to accompany a dark, moist, fluffy red velvet cake. Feel free to post your inquiries below. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/dc28e4b07c3f.jpg
nORMAL tAVROS HANGING, oUT WITH nORMAL fRIENDS! wHAT COULD BE BETTER, tHAN THIS?
when i talk about getting sillier im talking about that bugs bunny old cartoon stuff. i dream of the day i can throw something in a fight, outrun it, and then swing at it with my hammer baseball bat style.
Thank heavens to betsy we have a banner feature now. I can handily display everything thats most important to me!
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hELLO, tO EVERYONE i HOPE, yOU ALL HAVE, a GOOD NIGHT, aND EAT SOMETHING, yUMMY, aND DO SOMETHING THAT, mAKES YOU HAPPY!
D --> You start missing having your hive placed precariously on a spire when solicitors come to your door
What a new concept for me, writing something meant to be read forward and backwards for different meanings! I like it
#funnymailboxfriday https://i.postimg.cc/x11M6Ycq/image.png
A bit cliche. @archi\/\/eAddict could gi\/\/e y'some pointers, lass.
thought id post a little selfie of myself too just to followw in rosalinas hoofsteps this is me just a dowwn to earth studier of beasts and cultivvator of joy pronouns they them please featuring my prized eclectica the absolute best of the best hoovved sea buddy a troll could evver ask for i do not recommend getting this close to one if you are not an experienced #zoologist they #bite often drop your outfit suggestions for me in the chat and i wwould lovve to try them https://cdnimgchestcom/files/2ffe1cc0fa36wwebp
..maybe nO One gO tO the park near the lusus rehab/l/tat/On center unt/l / can get s/r pOkes a lOt Out Of here #qu/ncypark https://cdn./mgchest.cOm/f/les/83913c981060.png
https://i.postimg.cc/4N9tHmCf/IMG-5923.jpg The curse takes all. It takes that which brings me joy, that which makes me feel at all. My life, my vigor, it is all torn away from me drop by drop, blood from a seeping cut. From my body to my world itself, nothing will remain. #Cursed #FeelingCursed #ASecondSpill #HasHitTheTimeline
evverybody put your pawws up if you had a fun morning i knoww i did heres a little pic of me getting ready just kidding its one of my best equine friends rosalina check out this absolute beauty taking my grub phone and snapping a little #prewworkoutselfie crikey! followw for more fun zoology updates and furry friends! #zoology #man #thehorseishere #horsesrequested #hoovvedfriends https://cdnimgchestcom/files/8759c41acac5png
well at least lyra /s be/ng gOOd. dOnt knOw where she gOt a h/ghblOOds balls thOugh... https://cdn./mgchest.cOm/f/les/19073654871e.png
Good morning. #Coffee #MyCoffee #FolgersCoded https://i.postimg.cc/kXZKYWmH/IMG-5921.jpg
Please stop requesting drone strikes on individuals. They are already overworked and get confused easily.
By Some Errant Way Of The Caverns Committee I Am To Start Collecting Recommended Grub Names For New Parents And Other Custodial Figures And Dispensing Them For Use By The General Public
Do not give up. There are opportunities for hope everywhere. To experience bad times is to acknowledge the happiness that came before and will come after.
Nothing Ever Bodes Well Anymore https://i.postimg.cc/8kmsfh05/img-8230.jpg
🚨 BREAKING: Troll Rupaul Breaks Silence On Barack Obama's New Happy Hour Legislation: "Every hour I'm getting fucked up is happy hour to me, girl! Am I right, or am I right?" https://i.postimg.cc/K89KHGfs/trupaul.png
hehehehe oh this is such an adorable thought imagine like it hopped up in its little pawws and did jazzy pawws crikey!
3833 < Bwaa > https://i.pinimg.com/474x/04/ce/8b/04ce8b69f350e687ef7749ff13b77730.jpg
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raw hot dogs are really delicious and i swear this is not just a dog thing !!!!!!
"NO OR1G1N4L CH1TTS Y3T" TH1S D3SP3R4T3 S1T3 S4YS, D3SP3R4T3LY, L1K3 TH3 SUPPOS3D D3SP3R4T3 QU4DR4NTM4T3 WHO 1S #D3SP3R4T3 FOR YOU (TH3 P3RSON R34D1NG TH1S!) TO T4K3 YOUR F1RST 4BLUT1ON 4FT3R 4 P3R1G33 #TYP1C4L
Mm, I worry that I might become addicted to such a feeling if I were to try it out too often.
Very nice. I have my natural shell, but I can't say I've tried metal claws before.
tHE, fAIRLY oDDlUSII, sHOW TAUGHT US, tO BE WARY OF, mATCHING SETS OF THINGS WHICH ARE, pINK AND GREEN, fOLLOW FOR MORE, dEEP LITERATURE ANALYSIS, aND LIKE ALSO, mAYBE? }:) #DEEP #LITANAL
Mraw! https://technoshock.net/data/files/random-images/mutie01.png
:33 < i like it black:3
i'm a big fan of anise tea myself, but ginger is good on a rough day.
... No. I can't laugh yet. I've got to hold it in.
kno wat i will t)(x catfis)(
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people love larping as djs whats up with that
Its hard to be scuffed about my generous donations to consorts without grillz when i just saw mrs lizardbeth and her young hatchling sporting a handsome set of chompers.
best worms out there gotta be: mud worm giant earthworm common earthworm greenhouse worm
D --> It takes a considerable amount of effort to not be as sweaty as I was before D --> Fortunately I am quite adept at voiding away my sweat now
Thank you, Nepeta.
She's making me a #sandwich.
D --> Wisdom is to use any method that makes it STRONGER
why is spade runnin around making us all hear about his slick anyway #grossman #keepthatshittoyourself #nsfw
D --> Horse pictures please
cutie pay alertttttt https://file.garden/aPO8brGC2g82JiEr/imagen_2026-03-26_175503734.png
Good work on the auction last night. The items on offer may have lost all financial value, but the price the audience put on their sentiment is going to make sure that the citizens of Consort Kingdom won't be left wanting much longer. See y'all at tonight's airing. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/82b529475aca.png
It’s so nice out today…I can’t wait to go for a Stroll. (>u<)
KISS ME YOU ANIMAL -BURN THE BALLROOM #NOWPLAYING