Nepeta Leijon
@arsenicCatnap
i am just a kittycat enthusiast/roleplayer/now blogger!! follow me to hear about my thoughts on stuff! :33
:33 < it would be fun to learn an instrument one day! :33 < even though they s33m complicated, a keyboard could be fun! :33 < although the bongos could be fun to bang on you know? :33 < bam bam bam!! :DD :33 < what is your fafurite instrument to play?
guitar always and forever my true love but a moog synthesizer is also fuckin aces. i never got into drum sets but drummers are usually p well liked so!
Piano is deceptively easy and an excellent starting point
:33 < watch this my followers :33 < today i will teach you how to make some great emoticlaws! :33 < emeowticons? emewticons? emotailcons? :33 < :// :33 < i will workshop on punning this word until its super cute :33 < but anyway!! __fun emoticons for you to use and share__ >'o'< (a surprised cat!) =^_^= (a happy cat!) *<|:33 (a cat wearing a funny hat!) =^O.O^= (a VERY scared cat!) (||] (a nice sandwich! omnomnom :33) <>< (a fishy fish! i made it for fefurry h33h33) ^.=.^ (a dragon for purrezi, roarrrr!! also do not say “bluh bluh bluh that is a meowbeast” cuz its not!!) 9(x.x)9 (an angry guy shaking his fists! hrmmm, wonder who i made this one for? hrm hrm hrm :TTc ) lol!
:33 < i heard we are having a #bitenight or something?? :33 < uhhh :33 < i will pass! i think :33 < the only biting ill be doing is some snacks and meat and what have you! :33 < nomnomnom X33
:33 < roarrr!! okay today mega sucks :33 < my most favorite hunting jacket up and vanished! it is gone! :33 < freakin bs!! hiss and vinegar!!! :33 < i dont wanna hunt without my favorite jackettt X((
:33 < oh um :33 < nevermind! h33h33 :33 < it was in the middle of a pile of clothes i have laying around on my floor and :33 < :// :33 < this might be a sign to clean up my block
:33 < hello my followers! where do you like to go for vacation? :33 < i would like to travel cuz i have too much energy just ready to be unleashed :33 < and it is fun to to explore unfurmiliar places with friends! :33 < but what hot spots would you recommend? :33 < if theyre good, i can ask equius and slash or my friends to visit it! :33 < and i can blog about it and at that point we all win :DD
:33< *ac looks at ac with a glimmer in her eyes* :33< the woods
:33 < meowbeasts haters be like… :PP < ME STUPID ACTUALLY AND HATE ADORABLE CRITTERS :bb < ME KNOW NO NOTHING ABOUT ANYTHING :PP < ME PUTRID AND STINK REALLY REALLY BAD :bb < ADURRRRRRRRR
:pp < "hurr bdurr cats dont actually love you, theyre only snuggling you and kissing you and licking you and gifting you dead birds to trick you into loving them"
:33 < i wish i was born with kittycat ears sometimes! :33 < and not just for aesthetic reasons, im not that simple and silly :33 < a meowbeast can hear frequencies in higher pawctves than your average troll :33 < they can even rotate a hundred eighty degr33s so you dont gotta swivel your head all the time! :33 < which makes it oh so convenient for hunting :33 < but above all… :33 < we would just look so gosh darn cute with kitty ears!! :33 < h33h33!! okay maaaybe id really like kittycat ears for aesthetic purrposes but whos judging X33 #factswithnepeta #meowbeast #cute #lalala
:33 < happy birthing day john and gutsy gumshoes!! :33 < may you enjoy the day stress fr33 :DD
🎉oh happy hatching day to the happy couple i think!! good for them!! good for them.🎉
:33 < you know when you count right? and the correct way to count is eleven, twelve, thirt33n… :33 < but why are they spelt that way? :33 < i prefur onet33n and twot33n myself :33 < and that is all i have to say about these weird words thank you
re∆l question is why ∆re the teens ∆ll [number]teen, when every other set is like twenty[number] or thirty[number]? surely it should be like onety[number] or something stupid like th∆t
:33 < here is my advice for today, my followers :33 < stressed, overwhelmed, tired? :33 < take a mental health break! relax and get cozy! :33 < get some tea and maybe put on some nice music too! make sure it is quiet and soothing! :33 < you dont want a catcockphony of loud noises disrupting your peace you know? #relaxwithnepeta #goodadvice #ilikechamomeowtea
:33 < ive b33n workshopping a new joke! i was hoping for f33dback :33 < as it is experimental and whatnot :OO < AHEM :33 < did you hear about the kittycat meowbeast that ate a wig and now hes sick?? :33 < oh no! thats hairriballe! :33 < please like my post if you get it! X33 #lol #h33h33 #rawrflcopter #icanteven
:33 < lol, i have just found this hilarious picture! :33 < i cant stop pitching a t33ny gigglefit to myself looking at this i swear X33 https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/880848949026652191/1491931216939716628/image.png?ex=69d97cb8&is=69d82b38&hm=937d56a1218255c03082ccad8c95130c26aaae2ede7aa7a34325c929922cc653
∘☽ My, this one got quite the few giggles out of me as well! ☾∘
“there is no better creature to ever exist than meowbeasts. gadzooks and egads, i adore efurry single one!!” - troll albert einstein :33 < i dont have the source for this quotation :33 < but it sounds very much in character for him dont you think?? #quoteoftheday #trollalberteinstein
:33 < say, i have an excellent qualkitty of life feature for this social media app!! :33 < okay creator of chittr, please get out your writing utensil and scribbling pad :33 < cuz this is something that is of the upmost importance! :33 < i believe there should be a ‘prod’ feature!! :33 < what does this mean, my followers? it means you can poke and prod and boop your friends :33 < and you can prod back! :33 < and well :33 < thats all there is to it :33 < i just wanna give all of my followers a friendly prod is that too much to ask?? :33 < poke poke poke X33 https://media1.tenor.com/m/SDaucoBbNx0AAAAC/cat-kitten.gif
girlie this is absolute genius...... we need this featuer asap!! #prod
:33 < thats the spirit! why the people are roaring for some app impurrovements! #letusprod
The notification system ought to ne streamlined a bit first especially on mobile but I wholeheartedly agree my feline friend! Chirrrp!
:33 < anyone notice pretty flowers are out and blooming lately? :33 < when i killed this beast this morning and i was trying to clean the blood off my claws… :33 < i saw this real pretty white flower! :33 < nature can be so beutyifful you know? :33
HELL YEAH. I’VE BEEN NOTICING MORE THINGS. BLOOMING RECENTLY. LOTS IF COOL PLANTS OVER HERE.
:33 < ohhh nooo, ampurra is going to toootailly be executed by clottercorp :33 < oh yes suuure uh huhhh :33 < for my followers that are unable to read tone… :33 < i am just a t33nsy w33nsy bit skeptical but what the heck do i know? #stillsmarterthanjanecropper #eridanw33k #pleasesendmefr33murrchthough #please #pleaseplease
:33 < oh nooo, ampurra is sooo going to pass away on #eridanw33k :33 < a w33k he is LITTERALLY headlining, frickin mind you, and no one ever stays dead forever ever ever... :33 < and jane clickclack is sooo "angry" at hiiim :33 < quote unquote! :33 < i look forward to watch this reaaal execution, oh yes suuure ;33 #spoilers #iamsmarterthancrickercorp
:33 < i truthfully do not want to be too crass to my followers cuz that is just not how i like speaking :33 < but if i can admit one thing… :33 < i do really like the heroic type! yes i n33d a hero :33 < oh he could be strong, and itd be great if he was fast… :33 < and if he was bravely fresh from a heroic strife? :33 < swooooooooon! X33
B33 < should we hold out fur him til the morning light or
where, oh, where have all the good men gone?
:33 < ohhh maybe!! :33 < morning light, end of the night… :33 < heck any time of day wouldnt matter imo!
:33 < haa! you must be a pan reader cuz i think the same thing to myself :33 < like cant there just be some sort of knight on some fiery st33d?? X33
:33 < it sounds to me like there are a lot of users experiencing some pain this morning :33 < they hopped off a sugar rush! now they are in a sugar dawdle! :33 < i have some very good advice with how to deal with this __how to deal with a bad bad bad not good sugar rush__ - drink up!! your body is meowing out "arghhh [your name], me want normal fluids so baddd, me too full of bad sw33t ingredients!" do not ignore the mewings of your body! - sl33p up! this is a resty day for you! hop up in your recuperacoon and take it easy. if you are a human, uhhh sl33p in your human recuperacoon! - dont eat sw33ts today #duhhh. may i recommend opening that maw up for a big chunk of meat?? ;33 - scold ampurra cuz its #eridanw33k so he most likely bought bad sw33ts. which i am sorry for throwing you under the purrverbial scuttlebuggy but it sounds to me the sw33ts you provided suck?? - have fun! :DD #nepetips #omgilovethatpun #wearek33pingthat #wewillmakeithappen
:33 < not to be a snooty hipster or nothing… :33 < but i find myself craving meat than i do sw33ts! :33 < its an uphill battle to get it trending… :33 < but id like to show some support for #iwantmeat! #cravingmeat #bigjuicymeats :OO~
