Nepeta Leijon
@arsenicCatnap
i am just a kittycat enthusiast/roleplayer/now blogger!! follow me to hear about my thoughts on stuff! :33
:33 < that f33l when you have a creative impasse and you cannot think of doodling somethingcute!!! :33 < XSS :33 < thats the face i make towards this situation if you are confuzzled #mfw #tfw #thatfrigginf33lingwhen
:33 < truthfully i would like to join in and #glubpost away!! :33 < but honestly? :33 < i do not think i can claim the g word :\\ :33 < which is why i will happily like and giggle at all the glubbing happenings from the sidelines!!
:33 < is that squishy red condiment spelt and said ‘ketchup’ or ‘catsup’?? :33 < ketchup looks more correct :33 < and yet… :33 < and yet catsup has cats in it and that just makes me inherently biased towards that one and who could blame me honestly #ketchup #catsup #orasecretthirdoption
II prefer to caall iit caatssup perssonaally but you caan caall iit whaatever you waant You caan do whaatever you waant forever
:33 < i have awoken f33ling the incredible urge to hunt down some big strong sonuvascritch :33 < i could also go for a corn dog :33 < decisions decisions!!!!!!
:33 < sometimes i comfort myself with counting kitty cats at night to help me sl33p! :33 < honestly it is a really surefire way to get you to snooze off X33 :33 < one kitty cat! two kitty cats! thr33 kitty cats!
:33 < you know i have heard once roar means ‘i love you’ in meowbeast :33 < which if true is cute!!! :DD :33 < but i always thought :33 < well i always assumed :33 < i mean i have always figured roar means… well ‘roarrr.’ or ‘go awayyy.’ or ‘i will defeat youuu.’ :33 < then again i am no science troll so what do i know honestly?????
:33 < favorite ice cream??? ok that is not an easy question :33 < that is like asking what species of meowbeast is my favorite :33 < cant it be all of the above? X33 :33 < i meannn :33 < there is pawstachio :33 < chococat chippp :33 < rocky roar is nice :33 < and pawberry! how the hell did i almost *not* say pawberry :33 < this is all to say errr :33 < iunno!
:33 < i heard it was #moirailmonday today!! a holiday all about meowrallegiance :33 < at least i presume its official :33 < i have difficulty sometimes determining what is a funny social media jokey joke and what is not XPP :33 < but anyway!! to celebrate i have written a poem about MY meowrail :33 < i am not a fancy writer but i hope he thinks it is nice __my meowrail by nepeta leijon ©today ™today__ like a hoofbeast he is gallant, full of grace his iconic silly shades are on his face so what if hes sweaty and stinks a t33nsy bit? like a puzzle piece me and him just fit! his strength is immeasurable, STRONGEST of them all!!! him versus the toughest motherfluffers, they will all fall but i like when we talk and we get to roleplay and play out adventures that we get to convey when you saunter to me it f33ls like a treat and of course i leap and give you a biiig POUNCEGR33T!!!!!! :DD but i honestly f33l like i found my ultra-rare grail for im so so fortunate that you are my meowrail #benice #imnopoet!!!!!!!!!
/ᐠ ╥ ˕ ╥マ < THIS IS SOOOOOO BEAUTIFUL!! IT'S MAKING ME HAVE #ALLTHEF33LS!!! THANK YOU FOR SHARING YOUR WONDERFUL #PALEROM WITH THE WORLD! #INSPIRATIONAL #ASPIRATIONAL #PERSPIRATIONAL #IMGOINGTOGETCAVITIESFROMALLTHESW33T #LOVETHISFORYOU
:33 < 333333333!!! :33 < mewlin you have no idea how shaky my paws were as i was hovering over the send button!! :33 < your saccharine comment just made my whole day you got no idea X33 #bestmoirailmondayever #isthisaholidaystill??? #whateverdoesntmatter!!!!!!
:33 < oh, rawwwrrr!! hiss and vinegar!! XOO :33 < i just p33ked at those mysterious rankings by doctor scratchpost :33 < oh mister @scratchDoctor i am about to explode and scr33ch!! :33 < you… :33 < you…! :33 < you didnt make me #1333, the most fitting and nicest of numbers!! :33 < h33h33h33!! just kitten around XPP #jokes #tierlist #1333isagoodnumber #pleaseagr33
:33 < honestly if i was REALLY smart and had the skills and know-how to do building stuff… :33 < i would create a robo cat companyan! :33 < come forth meowbot e-621! :33 < fetch me my snacks and meow really cutely!! :33
:33 < oh, meowbot? :33 < i guess it could be… snazzier yes? :33 < mewltron!! or no no… mechamew!! :DD
:33 < i gotta admit, whenever these beach parties and stuffs happen… :33 < i just cant bring myself to go swimming. im really afraid of d33p water XSS :33 < what if i drown in front of everyone?? id look like weakie mcweak flailing in the water!
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Surely there are liifeguards present? They're mandatory at any properly regiistered beach!!
:33< i get this on a d33p purrsonal level :33< i wondpurr why... :33< do mew suppawse were related in anya major way?
:33 < h33h33! so i know moobeasts do not pawssess the capable appendages to type on a keyboard :33 < or the mind power really :33 < so ninety nine percent likely this is a funny fake h33h33 haahaa hoohoo account, yes of course uh huh :33 < but there is a one percent chance, however slim chance, that @milkyCow IS a real moobeast :33 < and my mind is just scurrying to hungry places atm… :33 < where i cook that yummy creature :OO < and then i cut up the juiciest parts of it :OO~ < and then i savor every well cooked bite and i f33l the juices trickle down my mouth :OO~~ < and then i f33l the most succulent slices of it cascade down to my vorechamber :0p < an ch o tfjnf fk
:33 < :OO :33 < sorry i think i got myself into a trance there :33 < had to wipe some spittle off my scr33n :33 < idk what i was typing please ignore this!!! X33~
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:33 < gah!! :33 < ok you didnt read of this!! :33 < run along little moobeast! please for the love of garf <:33
:33 < i cant just up and say my height and info like that!! :33 < equius taught me sw33ps ago that people can use information about yourself to know everything about you :33 < and locate your hive and blow you up and steal your precious things :33 < :// :33 < okay he didnt say the second half of that :33 < if i was a sneaky little troll collecting info that is just what i purrsume happens :33 < but giving out identifying information is not good probably!
I've already mailed pipebombs to at least three residencies at this point. #Heightposting was just a clever psyop orchestrated by myself to trick the masses into doxxing themselves. As you can see, it's working flawlessly. This is what happens when you share your height online, like and spread the word if you don't want a pipebomb in your mailbox.
see noww this I can get behind not all a you humans are so bad, huh
:33 < <:SS :33 < what the hell!!! :33 < okay i had a sneaky f33ling something stunk about all this height sharing… :33 < but this confirms it! who the heck up and mails all that?? :33 < everyone please like what dirk has now said before you are blown to smither33ns!!!
:33 < woah, it is #davehour!! :33 < honestly makes me a bit happy, good ol akwete purrmusk getting his time in the limelight :33 :33 < but which akwete is the BEST akwete? :33 < honestly it is tough to say :33 < the way id settle this tiebreaker? whichever akwete knows the best kittycat pun WINS!! :33 < well wins my cat punning pumpurr anyway :33 < but what a valuable prize that is!!!
:33 < having a great day today! :33 < i have even treated myself to a t33nsy shopping spr33! :33 < i have b33n able to obtain more painting supplies for my cave walls :33 < and it was cheap!! spayment wasnt even bad at all :33 #treatyourself
T)(at is awesome! W)(at are you going to paint?
:33 < of course the shipping wall is missing a ship, or two or thr33 honestly :33 < and some paw prints and kitty faces to give it that chic purresentation :33 < but if i can throw a hint hint nudge nudge out there, im open to requests too!! :33 < are my walls missing anything huge, o hive stylist peixes? XPP
:33 < oh yesss, i n33d your astute vision please please please!! :33 < *ac paws oh so enthusiastically at her private messages in fact! pat pat pat :DD*
:33 < if you were to ask me… :OO < “heyyy nepeta, if hoofbeasts could talk and use social media, what would ya do??” :33 < thats easy!! :33 < i would ride them and give them tea and go on roleplay adventures with them :33 :33 < while its true i hunt fauna, ummm :33 < id f33l mean hurting a talking hoofbeast that could say words and clip clop around :((
We'll be besties for life, Nepeta! https://i.imgur.com/DYHPgHT.png
:33 < im certainly happy with the amount of hoofbeast roleplayers that signed up on this social media site!! :33 < you know something? i have always figured i was the only one roleplaying as some cute critter :33 < ac the mighty huntress! claws of st33l and a mug of pure unbridled adorability! :33 < i f33l RIGHT at home with these hoofbeast roleplayers like you got no idea
“everyday is a day to do something no one has done before, and everyday is an oppurrtunity to make your dreams come true” -me, i actually made this up. crazy right?? :33 #inspurration
:33 < looking through old chatlogs of my roleplays from sw33ps ago! sooo many memeowries :33 < there was one where aradia was the brave explorer and i was the mighty assistant ac, right? :33 < and we were on the hunt… :33 < for the **ark of the cuddlenent!!** :33 < which when opened obviously has the power to make entire armies the cutest soldiers on the planet. aduhhh :33 < or so the rumors say! :33 < cuz if youre evil and bad and you open it… :33 < your face TOTALLY turns hideous!! y333-uckkk
:33 < thr33 trillion is probably one of the biggest numbers i can think of! #happythoughts #yaaay
=Thr€€ houndr€d thirty thr€€ tri||ions no???
:33 < :OO :33 < :II :33 < :// :33 < so um :33 < ok maybe theres bigger numbers out there