Nepeta Leijon
@arsenicCatnap
i am just a kittycat enthusiast/roleplayer/now blogger!! follow me to hear about my thoughts on stuff! :33
:33 < if you were to ask me… :OO < “heyyy nepeta, if hoofbeasts could talk and use social media, what would ya do??” :33 < thats easy!! :33 < i would ride them and give them tea and go on roleplay adventures with them :33 :33 < while its true i hunt fauna, ummm :33 < id f33l mean hurting a talking hoofbeast that could say words and clip clop around :((
We'll be besties for life, Nepeta! https://i.imgur.com/DYHPgHT.png
:33 < im certainly happy with the amount of hoofbeast roleplayers that signed up on this social media site!! :33 < you know something? i have always figured i was the only one roleplaying as some cute critter :33 < ac the mighty huntress! claws of st33l and a mug of pure unbridled adorability! :33 < i f33l RIGHT at home with these hoofbeast roleplayers like you got no idea
“everyday is a day to do something no one has done before, and everyday is an oppurrtunity to make your dreams come true” -me, i actually made this up. crazy right?? :33 #inspurration
:33 < looking through old chatlogs of my roleplays from sw33ps ago! sooo many memeowries :33 < there was one where aradia was the brave explorer and i was the mighty assistant ac, right? :33 < and we were on the hunt… :33 < for the **ark of the cuddlenent!!** :33 < which when opened obviously has the power to make entire armies the cutest soldiers on the planet. aduhhh :33 < or so the rumors say! :33 < cuz if youre evil and bad and you open it… :33 < your face TOTALLY turns hideous!! y333-uckkk
:33 < thr33 trillion is probably one of the biggest numbers i can think of! #happythoughts #yaaay
=Thr€€ houndr€d thirty thr€€ tri||ions no???
:33 < :OO :33 < :II :33 < :// :33 < so um :33 < ok maybe theres bigger numbers out there
:33 < a lot of my pals have such cool powers that i am a bit #gr33nwithenvy :33 < immense strength, controlling minds, talking to the dead… :33 < commewnicating with animals?? i mean come on! :33 < but if *i* had cool powers too… :33 < i would want the ability to cause universal peace! :33 < all conflict in the mewniverse, wiped out! :33 < :33 < or wait i change my mind :33 < shapeshifting would be my big big big DREAM gift! a troll can dream you know?
:33 < so i think passerbys of this platform are honestly misunderstanding the art of shipping :33 < which tbf i do not blame them! :33 < its a very complicated involved pastime :33 < picture shipping as if you were designing a *real* ship :33 < would you assemble one as fast and cheaply as possible? :33 < nothing but wimpy planks of wood, duct tape and dreams? :33 < no way, joesay! shipping takes care and thought damn it! :33 < this is all to say, ummm :33 < i dont think i can just immediately ship strangers with other strangers that fast? XPP
B33 < you make a good point! B33 < but im purretty sure most people on here asking us fur input arent taking it seriously eithpurr
I understand that but i am friends with a c0uple 0f nepetas and s0 i was m0stly expecting just them t0 answer
:33 < anyone getting nyastolgic? who remembers ampurra w33k?? #throwbackday :33 < i still have my limited edition royal violet prince cape from the store, for example! :33 < i have no use for wearing it fashion-wise, but it makes a good hand towel :DD :33 < this is all to say: as selfish as it is i sooo dream of #nepetaw33k :33 < plushies! accessories! art clawmissions! all for sale for a fair price!! :33 < @CrackerCorp please please please?? my dms are open! ;33
:33 < poor julioh!! :33 < i hope wherever he is now, hes getting the stretch and is enjoying his too hot afterlife :(( #hotdamn
:33 < i was tempted to ping my meowrail and call him the bestest stinkiest STRONGEST wife i will be sooo honest, my followers :33 < but im sniffing out the context clues right? :33 < and it s33ms like it is an endearing word for your female human partner and well :33 < doesnt s33m all that appropriate right? :33 < :// :33 < :DD ! :33 < duhhh, i will just call him the male equivalent of that! :33 < i miss my wofe: equius “toughy” zahhak (:33 < he does not actually have that as a nickname) (:33 < it just sounded cool to me. lol!) #wofeposting
:33 < i miss… :33 < i miss… <:OO < oh i MISS… XPP < doodling adorable kitty cats on my cave walls! :33 < h33h33h33!! #wifeposting #orwhatever #jk #jokes #h33h33
:33 < i learned how to make voreigami today! :33 < well errr, simple shapes really :33 < such a flowers for example :33 < but learning new hobbies in your fr33 time can be such a thrill you know? :33 < all the masters of their craft start somewhere! :33
:33 < why do people say furry suits are bad? :33 < you know i looked those up, and while im not sure i could confidentially strut in one of those… :33 < the craftsmanship is incredyifful isnt it?? they all look as if a lot of love was poured into those costumes! :33 < and yet i do hear they are not looked on fondly for some reason… :// :33 < well whatever the reason may be i support those who like stuff like that! #saysuretosuits #sayfriggyeahtofurrysuits #whateverworks
:33 < is hammock a real word? #justaskingquestions
i dont think any words are "real", we all just agree on what nonsense noises our vocal cords are capable of making Mean.
:33 < im getting a lot of meowmixed messages?? wth? :SS
rEpLiEs gIvInG A StRoNg mAyBe bUt mOtHeRfUcKiN DoUbTfUl.
:33 < :OO ! :33 < would you look at that! they DO exist! :33 < thank you sir!! :DD
:33 < you know i am often asked something… :33 < for such a mighty huntress with high energy all the time, how do i stay in shape? :33 < :TT :33 < okay no one asks this :33 < i just wanted a cute segue to talk about it :33 < but anyway! i eat my meats and get the protein i n33d so check that off :33 < i also like to complete some cardio and aroarbics when i can! :33 < i am not nutty about health or nothing, but what kinda huntress would i be if i didnt got no staminya, or if i couldnt k33p up with wild dangerous beasts?? #healthwithnepeta #aroarbics #iLOVEthatpunomg
:33 < i like sweatpants! :33 < theyre comfy and easy to wear! :33
:33 < you know, didnt tell anyone this before ever… :33 < but believe it or not i actually have mind pawers! :OO < “huh wha?! this rando silly kittycat loving oliveblood with meownipulation abilities?!” :33 < yesss actually lemme prove it: :33 < ooooooooo :33 < big fluffy meowbeasts with cute tails and purring oh so adorably softlyyyy :33 < and big ol eyesss and it is kneading your leg but you let it do it for hours cuz its so cuuute :33 < ooooooooo :OO :33 < okay so if when i wrote that you pictured a kitty doing all that… :33 < i guess that proves im a master meownipulator huh?! ;PP #idonthavepowersthough #jokes #h33h33
:33 < do meowbeasts aaalways land on their f33ts? :33 < or is this a lie conspiracy myth? :33 < i mean if every single kitty cat out there could land on their walk nubs without a nick or a scratch… :33 < that would just show how pawsome and resilient and special they are and id be happy :DD :33 < but is it REALLY really true? :33 < science users please help me!
...cats actually have an easier time landing on their feet from greater heights because the fall gives them time to reorient themselves and brace for impact. which isn't to say this isn't true of shorter falls, but still. yes it's true mostly...
As a biologist, I can confirm, t)(ey do (usually) land on t)(eir feet! Because damage being taken over several points leads to t)(e fall damage being spread out across t)(e limbs! Muc)( safer t)(an falling on somet)(ing important like t)(eir )(ead! T)(ey even )(ave a variety of adaptations for it, including and excellent sense of up from down, an especially bendy spine, and extra cus)(ioning in t)(eir paws!
:33 < ah! i have thought of yet another confessional :33 < and its one thatll make me look like the wimpiest wimpy wimp troll ever to have b33n hatched :33 < and yet! every mighty and strong huntress has a flaw, right? we cannot be alll purrrrrrrrrfect :33 < so without further ado: iii :33 < cant stand horror movies :SS :33 < i know! that just makes me sound like a fraidy meowbeast and all :33 < but im more of a romance enjoyer, an exhilarating adventure movie watcher! :33 < but, 33k! movies that jumpscare you and theres spooky ghosts and all that?? :33 < i can handle big beasts irl but none of those kinds of flicks! X((
dont worry i totally get it i think i can handle horror movies in the moment but im totally freaked out about every shadow in the house and close my blinds and stuff afterwards
:33 < yesss yes yes, you get it! j33purrs I really f33l for you :33 < blood and stabbings and all that is all easy :33 < but that sense of dread after something REAL scary is no fun! makes me wanna up and sl33p with my clawkind unsheathed and ready XII
:33 < i wanna do a confessional too! but i dont truly have much d33p dark secrets you know? :33 < but if i can think of one thing… :33 < i definitely hate water! i am like the worst swimmer i know :33 < being unable to swim and drowning and all that just gives me the cr33ps :SS
:33 < do you ever s33 people have such a rapport on chittr and think… :33 < “ohhh, i think i could s33 them in THIS quadrant!” :33 < “lookit oomtf and oomtf waxing red! oh matespurritship is on the horizon come onnn” :33 < not in a cr33py way! the shipper in me just has a k33n sixth sense for these kinda things X33 #vagueshipping
<<"i-i, um, i can't say i've ever really done that, n-no...">>
:33 < oh right! um :33 < i have human followers that do not get troll lingo so… :33 < oomtf stands for “one of my troll friends” :33 < you can use it too! you have my total purrmission ;33
thats pretty creepy. youre creepy lol
:33 < i resent that! :33 < having an active and curious i meowgination is innocent stuff :33 < besides, this shipping wall is quite honestly not going to update itself sooo #cantstopwontstop