Eridan Ampora
@caligulasAntithesis
//Eridan Fictivve. I ain't had time to develop past anythin in canon, so this is gonna be unfinished till I find out more a myself
// Wwhile I am a fictivve Im not actually evil. most of my takes here are gonna be played up. TW for #nsfw, probably #nsfwe, misogyny, casteism, hemoism
i keep hearin wweird static sounds that i tune out, and then large far awway booms that make the static sounds go awway should i be wworried
https://bandlab.com/post/20af0dde-4e7d-48eb-9452-4856ef9bce10 here's a link to wwhat i'm listenin to
this human church music is great its so sloww and peaceful
cant fuckin sleep again
SLAMMMMING,A,FRYING,PAN,ON,YOUR,HEAD,FOR,A,FEW,TIMMES,HARD,AS,FUCK,USUALLY,HELPS,MME,WHEN,I,CANT,SLEEP,
this sounds like a thinly vveiled attempt on my life not to mention that i wwoudnt evven die from that it wwould just hurt takes more than that to knock me out
WHAT,NO,IT,WASNT,AN,ATTEMMPT,I,DONT,EVEN,HAVE,A,FRYING,PAN,RIGHT,NOW,NOR,IS,IT,A,THREAT,OR,ANYTHING,IT,WAS,MMEANT,TO,BE,PERCIEVED,AS,LIKE,A,SUGGESTION,IF,ANYTHING,AND,NO,I,DIDNT,MMEAN,FOR,IT,TO,COMME,ACROSS,THAT,I,WANT,YOU,TO,DIE,EITHER,YOU,DIDNT,DO,ANYTHING,FOR,MME,FUCK,I,THOUGHT,I,WAS,JUST,SUGGESSTING,SOMMETHING,THAT,WOULD,HELP,OH,GOD,IMM,SO,SORRY,FUCK,FUCK,SORRY,FUCK
and noww they're spiralin a course wwhen wwill i meet a person on here wwho actually has some chitin on their flesh fuckin hell you people cant do anythinvv
YYOURE,RIGHT,I,CANT,DO,ANYTHING,FUCK,IMM,SOSORRY,OKAY,ILL,GO,NOW
Fuck. The slime isn't even working tonight.
PROBAB/Y BUT I DESSERVE IT MORE >8P
WHAT THE FUCK?
RIIIIIGHT.
.i affirm you should crawl back into the pit from whence you camE
Yes y⚣u d⚣. I h⚣pe y⚣u keep telling y⚣urself this!
i can alwways depend on you to be positivve i really like that
.i want nothing to do with your quadS .i think you should suffer platonicallY
okay wwe're good
wh47 h4pp3n3d bro
l1k3 4 qu4dr4n7??? wow congr475
lmk 1f you n33d 4 hyp3m4n
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i mean yeah i kind of am i guess i assume people hate me because a that
175 ok4y buddy 7h3r35 p3opl3 wor53 7h4n you 4nd 3v3rybody c4n f1nd 5om3on3 who l1k35 7h3m 1f 7h3y look 4round! 8D
liiviing wiith other2 2uck2 have you ever ju2t liike left the one defro2ted grubloaf iin the friidge for another, wantiing two eat iit, but not 2iince iit'2 the la2t one and you need two get more, but then no one eat2 iit and iit expiire2, you throw iit away, they are liike 'ii wa2 goiing two eat that why diid you throw iit away?' 2o you buy more, eat liike two of them iin one 2iittiing and they are all liike 'how come you are 2o 2elfii2h? the grubloaf2 are for everyone' glad ii liive alone agaiin, becau2e fuck that 2hiit next tiime II am liiviing wiith another liike that and thii2 2hiit happen2 II am goiing two let them poii2on them2elve2, fuck iit
ohhh this is so REALLL
i dont got that dog in me i got that deer in me im gonna jump in front of your car
so there *are* hot male goldbloods in my area.... #vvaguepostin #dashwwatchin
i aint talkin bout the men part im talkin bout the mustard droolin youre doin
don't get me wwrong the pissbloods ain't people i just wwant a cute toy to use yknoww
i can begrudginly respect that, but only an atoms wwidth
Reminder to leavve marks on your conquests so evveryone knowws they're yours. Also: 6'1. #nsfww #suggestivve
// Wwhile I am a fictivve Im not actually evil. most of my takes here are gonna be played up. TW for #nsfw, probably #nsfwe, misogyny, casteism, hemoism
While the vvery separation of romance betwween "gay" and "straight" is pitiful, it does havve its uses. It lets you knoww wwhether you're hittin dowwn or up in your conquests. See, if I wwere to get wwith a vvioletblood male I wwould be hittin sidewways. If I wwere to get wwith an indigoblood male, I wwould still be hittin sidewways. If I wwere to get wwith an indigoblood female, I wwould be hittin dowwn. See howw that wworks?
𝓣𝓸 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓻𝓸𝔂𝓪𝓵𝓫𝓵𝓸𝓸𝓭 𝓐𝓶𝓹𝓸𝓻𝓪, ⨁𝓾𝓻 𝓰𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽 𝓵𝓮𝓪𝓭𝓮𝓻 𝓲𝓼 𝓵𝓲𝓽𝓮𝓻𝓪𝓵𝓵𝔂 𝓪 𝔀𝓸𝓶𝓪𝓷. - 𝓨𝓸𝓾𝓻𝓼 𝓭𝓲𝓼𝓪𝓹𝓹𝓸𝓲𝓷𝓽𝓮𝓭𝓵𝔂, 𝓚𝓪𝔃𝓲𝓮𝓵 𝓒𝓱𝓲𝓽𝓪𝓵
yes but she is masculine in her conquests, thus absolvvin her a her wwomanhood. I mean hello it's obvvious any wwoman wwho finds her wway to the top wwas a man all along.
𝓣𝓸 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓫𝓵𝓲𝓷𝓭 𝓐𝓶𝓹𝓸𝓻𝓪, 𝓗𝓪𝓿𝓮 𝔂𝓸𝓾 𝓼𝓮𝓮𝓷 𝓱𝓮𝓻? 𝓖𝓮𝓷𝓾𝓲𝓷𝓮𝓵𝔂, 𝓱𝓪𝓿𝓮 𝔂𝓸𝓾 𝓼𝓮𝓮𝓷 𝓱𝓮𝓻. 𝓘 𝓽𝓱𝓲𝓷𝓴 𝔂𝓸𝓾 𝓪𝓻𝓮 𝓪𝓷 𝓾𝓽𝓽𝓮𝓻 𝓯𝓸𝓸𝓵. @𝓬𝓸𝓻𝓸𝓷𝓪𝓽𝓮𝓒𝓻𝓾𝓮𝓵𝓽𝔂 𝓣𝓱𝓲𝓼 𝓴𝓷𝓪𝓿𝓮 𝓼𝓾𝓰𝓰𝓮𝓼𝓽𝓼 𝔂𝓸𝓾 𝓪𝓻𝓮 𝓷𝓸𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓪 𝔀𝓸𝓶𝓪𝓷𝓵𝔂 𝓹𝓮𝓻𝓼𝓾𝓪𝓼𝓲𝓸𝓷. - 𝓨𝓸𝓾𝓻𝓼 𝓼𝓷𝓲𝓽𝓬𝓱𝓲𝓷𝓰𝓵𝔂, 𝓚𝓪𝔃𝓲𝓮𝓵 𝓒𝓱𝓲𝓽𝓪𝓵
oh my god yes she is bodily a wwoman but in her head she's a man in the wway she thinks and commands its literally not that hard you imbecile
ampora. rescind your grave mistake in believin my actions are "male" before i fit your body in a box legally small enoug)( to pass you as mail.
That said, they havve wwonderful ideas on howw men and wwomen should be treated.
and you must be constantly sneezin if you're allergic to bad takes because you don't seem to havve any good ones
th3 only on3s b31ng brought up 4r3 yours 4nd you l4ck th3 gr4mm4r sk1llz to 3v3n 3xpr3ss th3m prop3rly.... >8/
4h4h4h4h4, you'r3 so m4d dud3!!!!!!!! >8] not us3d to d34l1ng w1th 4ny log1c or r34son or som3th1ng??? >8?
the only reason you aren't blocked right noww is because That Asshole tolerates your prescence
Daily reminder that lowwlife humans havve no place in troll society, so takin ideas from them like "gay" and "straight" is lettin yourself be colonized and dominated by an inferior race.
another conquest completed. I feel so full and happy
@terminallyClowwnpricious don't pity me I really do feel full and happy
Pr⚣ud ⚣f y⚣u ^-^
wwin wwat
I wwin a hateboyfriend
YYAAAAAAAAAAAY am prouud