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@caligulasAntithesis

//Eridan Fictivve. I ain't had time to develop past anythin in canon, so this is gonna be unfinished till I find out more a myself

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// Wwhile I am a fictivve Im not actually misogynist. most of my takes here are gonna be played up.

so there *are* hot male goldbloods in my area.... #vvaguepostin #dashwwatchin

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That Asshole.

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Reminder to leavve marks on your conquests so evveryone knowws they're yours. Also: 6'1. #nsfww #suggestivve

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// Wwhile I am a fictivve Im not actually misogynist. most of my takes here are gonna be played up.

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//i understand the struggle

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While the vvery separation of romance betwween "gay" and "straight" is pitiful, it does havve its uses. It lets you knoww wwhether you're hittin dowwn or up in your conquests. See, if I wwere to get wwith a vvioletblood male I wwould be hittin sidewways. If I wwere to get wwith an indigoblood male, I wwould still be hittin sidewways. If I wwere to get wwith an indigoblood female, I wwould be hittin dowwn. See howw that wworks?

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FOR THE SAKE OF IT
Pure, simple, blood on the wall, knuckles to face, honest to fuck violence.
@sanctusCervus[SC]

𝓣𝓸 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓻𝓸𝔂𝓪𝓵𝓫𝓵𝓸𝓸𝓭 𝓐𝓶𝓹𝓸𝓻𝓪, ⨁𝓾𝓻 𝓰𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽 𝓵𝓮𝓪𝓭𝓮𝓻 𝓲𝓼 𝓵𝓲𝓽𝓮𝓻𝓪𝓵𝓵𝔂 𝓪 𝔀𝓸𝓶𝓪𝓷. - 𝓨𝓸𝓾𝓻𝓼 𝓭𝓲𝓼𝓪𝓹𝓹𝓸𝓲𝓷𝓽𝓮𝓭𝓵𝔂, 𝓚𝓪𝔃𝓲𝓮𝓵 𝓒𝓱𝓲𝓽𝓪𝓵

yes but she is masculine in her conquests, thus absolvvin her a her wwomanhood. I mean hello it's obvvious any wwoman wwho finds her wway to the top wwas a man all along.

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𝓣𝓸 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓫𝓵𝓲𝓷𝓭 𝓐𝓶𝓹𝓸𝓻𝓪, 𝓗𝓪𝓿𝓮 𝔂𝓸𝓾 𝓼𝓮𝓮𝓷 𝓱𝓮𝓻? 𝓖𝓮𝓷𝓾𝓲𝓷𝓮𝓵𝔂, 𝓱𝓪𝓿𝓮 𝔂𝓸𝓾 𝓼𝓮𝓮𝓷 𝓱𝓮𝓻. 𝓘 𝓽𝓱𝓲𝓷𝓴 𝔂𝓸𝓾 𝓪𝓻𝓮 𝓪𝓷 𝓾𝓽𝓽𝓮𝓻 𝓯𝓸𝓸𝓵. @𝓬𝓸𝓻𝓸𝓷𝓪𝓽𝓮𝓒𝓻𝓾𝓮𝓵𝓽𝔂 𝓣𝓱𝓲𝓼 𝓴𝓷𝓪𝓿𝓮 𝓼𝓾𝓰𝓰𝓮𝓼𝓽𝓼 𝔂𝓸𝓾 𝓪𝓻𝓮 𝓷𝓸𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓪 𝔀𝓸𝓶𝓪𝓷𝓵𝔂 𝓹𝓮𝓻𝓼𝓾𝓪𝓼𝓲𝓸𝓷. - 𝓨𝓸𝓾𝓻𝓼 𝓼𝓷𝓲𝓽𝓬𝓱𝓲𝓷𝓰𝓵𝔂, 𝓚𝓪𝔃𝓲𝓮𝓵 𝓒𝓱𝓲𝓽𝓪𝓵

oh my god yes she is bodily a wwoman but in her head she's a man in the wway she thinks and commands its literally not that hard you imbecile

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@coronateCruelty[CC]

ampora. rescind your grave mistake in believin my actions are "male" before i fit your body in a box legally small enoug)( to pass you as mail.

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i rescind i rescind-

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That said, they havve wwonderful ideas on howw men and wwomen should be treated.

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its idea a a patriarchy...

4...4... 4CHOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

and you must be constantly sneezin if you're allergic to bad takes because you don't seem to havve any good ones

th3 only on3s b31ng brought up 4r3 yours 4nd you l4ck th3 gr4mm4r sk1llz to 3v3n 3xpr3ss th3m prop3rly.... >8/

THE IDEA OF A PATRIARCHY. there. since it bothers you so badly

4h4h4h4h4, you'r3 so m4d dud3!!!!!!!! >8] not us3d to d34l1ng w1th 4ny log1c or r34son or som3th1ng??? >8?

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the only reason you aren't blocked right noww is because That Asshole tolerates your prescence

>8?

//unquirk the reply

oh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #....... #>8/

Daily reminder that lowwlife humans havve no place in troll society, so takin ideas from them like "gay" and "straight" is lettin yourself be colonized and dominated by an inferior race.

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@hemoptysisCyanide[HC]

TRUE DAT TRUE DAT XD

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another conquest completed. I feel so full and happy

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@terminallyClowwnpricious don't pity me I really do feel full and happy

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i believe ya

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thank you

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I wwin.

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Pr⚣ud ⚣f y⚣u ^-^

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@viceroybubblesVsalamancr[VV]

wwin wwat

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I wwin a hateboyfriend

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@viceroybubblesVsalamancr[VV]

YYAAAAAAAAAAAY am prouud

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wwould this damn app stop assumin I'm lookin for hot male goldbloods in my area

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I mean I am but theres no reason to yell at me about it

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THAT'S 'CUZ YOU ARE. GAYASS.

you're the gay one wwith twwo matesprits leavve some trolls for those less fortunate you greedy wwhore

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@carcinologyGenarch[CG]

YEEESSSS. CALL ME THAT AGAIN. #SUGGESTIVE

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🤤

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look normally i dont do this sort a thin but i feel a moral obligation to say somethin if i can prevvent just one eri from goin dowwn this checkered dual themed path a debauchery i can rest easy tolight this isnt in your pusher eri i knoww wwhat its like to be desperate enough to settle for just anybody to savve you from the crawwlin depths a relationless abaddon but this aint it youre a sad lonely little wwanker wwho doesnt knoww any better an thats wwhy the univverse sent me to be your guardian brocel to guide you you dont wwant that pissblood mutant this is a cry for help but you can make it better you can make the pain disappear if you just swwalloww this pill

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#nsfww lemme get af first then i'll hear you out

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pleasure is ephemeral but the blackerpill is forevver im not wwaitin for you to finish

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then enlighten me

https://file.garden/afD1PUDycVrE2_3e/Screenshot%202026-06-11%202.30.25%20AM.png the humor wwrites itself

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EMBED FAIL. HA HA HA HA.

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the image is literally right there

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EYEROLL.

i support the hemospectrum. mutants dni.

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then wwhy are you still interactin scroll awway, ugly mutation

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BECAUSE I LIKE BEING ANNOYING.

sometimes, usually, I try to target bad people though, like the real crazies of the wworld

wwe can tell you wwarped slab of wwet dna

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WADER.

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which are??

wwhat else is there to read into like literally people wwho are crazy oh there wwas one bronzeblood wwho wwas just goin around killin wwild beasts for no reason so I snatched their lusus up and fed it to gly'bgolyb

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okay...

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thats not dark vviolet thats not evven approach the pinky frond a stygian thats clurch purple if ivve evver seen it

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damn fine I'll change it god for it a troll likes the color a the night sky

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Big men!! :B

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WH4T 1V3 B33N S4Y1NG

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No you haven't wacko!

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YOU'R3 F4T 4S FUCK JOHN

Says you fatso >:B loose some weight and maybe you can try that comeback again before you eat it instead.

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FUCK YOU B1TCH YOUR3 TH3 ON3 V4GU3POST1NG 4BOUT YOURS3LF, F4T 4SS MOTH3RFCUK3R

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I am not arguing with you.

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TH4TS 4 N3W ON3 >:/

My 8ig man! :::;)

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