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@caligulasAntithesis

//Eridan Fictivve. I ain't had time to develop past anythin in canon, so this is gonna be unfinished till I find out more a myself

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// Wwhile I am a fictivve Im not actually evil. most of my takes here are gonna be played up. TW for #nsfw, probably #nsfwe, misogyny, casteism, hemoism

https://bandlab.com/post/20af0dde-4e7d-48eb-9452-4856ef9bce10 here's a link to wwhat i'm listenin to

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this human church music is great its so sloww and peaceful

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cant fuckin sleep again

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SLAMMMMING,A,FRYING,PAN,ON,YOUR,HEAD,FOR,A,FEW,TIMMES,HARD,AS,FUCK,USUALLY,HELPS,MME,WHEN,I,CANT,SLEEP,

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this sounds like a thinly vveiled attempt on my life not to mention that i wwoudnt evven die from that it wwould just hurt takes more than that to knock me out

WHAT,NO,IT,WASNT,AN,ATTEMMPT,I,DONT,EVEN,HAVE,A,FRYING,PAN,RIGHT,NOW,NOR,IS,IT,A,THREAT,OR,ANYTHING,IT,WAS,MMEANT,TO,BE,PERCIEVED,AS,LIKE,A,SUGGESTION,IF,ANYTHING,AND,NO,I,DIDNT,MMEAN,FOR,IT,TO,COMME,ACROSS,THAT,I,WANT,YOU,TO,DIE,EITHER,YOU,DIDNT,DO,ANYTHING,FOR,MME,FUCK,I,THOUGHT,I,WAS,JUST,SUGGESSTING,SOMMETHING,THAT,WOULD,HELP,OH,GOD,IMM,SO,SORRY,FUCK,FUCK,SORRY,FUCK

and noww they're spiralin a course wwhen wwill i meet a person on here wwho actually has some chitin on their flesh fuckin hell you people cant do anythinvv

YYOURE,RIGHT,I,CANT,DO,ANYTHING,FUCK,IMM,SOSORRY,OKAY,ILL,GO,NOW

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Fuck. The slime isn't even working tonight.

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real

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PROBAB/Y BUT I DESSERVE IT MORE >8P

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WHAT THE FUCK?

you saww nothin okay

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RIIIIIGHT.

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.i affirm you should crawl back into the pit from whence you camE

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@onewingedFudanshi[OF]

Yes y⚣u d⚣. I h⚣pe y⚣u keep telling y⚣urself this!

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wwrong gender for your pitch intent you poisonous dart frog

i can alwways depend on you to be positivve i really like that

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@corollaryAtopos[CA]

.i want nothing to do with your quadS .i think you should suffer platonicallY

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okay wwe're good

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wh47 h4pp3n3d bro

i landed somebody

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l1k3 4 qu4dr4n7??? wow congr475

i cant tell wwhich quadrant yet but maybe

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lmk 1f you n33d 4 hyp3m4n

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i thought you hated me

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1 n3v3r 541d 1 h473d you 7hough you ju57 533m l1k3 7h3 7yp3 of guy 7o 4c7 l1k3 4 roy4l douch3 lol

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i mean yeah i kind of am i guess i assume people hate me because a that

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175 ok4y buddy 7h3r35 p3opl3 wor53 7h4n you 4nd 3v3rybody c4n f1nd 5om3on3 who l1k35 7h3m 1f 7h3y look 4round! 8D

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shit fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck

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liiviing wiith other2 2uck2 have you ever ju2t liike left the one defro2ted grubloaf iin the friidge for another, wantiing two eat iit, but not 2iince iit'2 the la2t one and you need two get more, but then no one eat2 iit and iit expiire2, you throw iit away, they are liike 'ii wa2 goiing two eat that why diid you throw iit away?' 2o you buy more, eat liike two of them iin one 2iittiing and they are all liike 'how come you are 2o 2elfii2h? the grubloaf2 are for everyone' glad ii liive alone agaiin, becau2e fuck that 2hiit next tiime II am liiviing wiith another liike that and thii2 2hiit happen2 II am goiing two let them poii2on them2elve2, fuck iit

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ohhh this is so REALLL

tch.

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there's a l0t 0f ways t0 be gay, including being this user.
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i dont got that dog in me i got that deer in me im gonna jump in front of your car

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@theGayvestrider[TG]

yeah ill subscribe to that

so there *are* hot male goldbloods in my area.... #vvaguepostin #dashwwatchin

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men can be hot too let a man vvieww the merchandise

i aint talkin bout the men part im talkin bout the mustard droolin youre doin

don't get me wwrong the pissbloods ain't people i just wwant a cute toy to use yknoww

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i can begrudginly respect that, but only an atoms wwidth

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and WHO could thii2 be about

hot male goldbloods cant you read you uncharged battery

DONT CALL ME AN UNCHARGED BATTERY YOU BROKEN COOLIING FAN

course i'm a broken coolin fan i'm too hot for that

ii hate you 2o much.

lets fight and get this ovver wwith then lets see wwho can pin wwho

That Asshole.

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Reminder to leavve marks on your conquests so evveryone knowws they're yours. Also: 6'1. #nsfww #suggestivve

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// Wwhile I am a fictivve Im not actually evil. most of my takes here are gonna be played up. TW for #nsfw, probably #nsfwe, misogyny, casteism, hemoism

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While the vvery separation of romance betwween "gay" and "straight" is pitiful, it does havve its uses. It lets you knoww wwhether you're hittin dowwn or up in your conquests. See, if I wwere to get wwith a vvioletblood male I wwould be hittin sidewways. If I wwere to get wwith an indigoblood male, I wwould still be hittin sidewways. If I wwere to get wwith an indigoblood female, I wwould be hittin dowwn. See howw that wworks?

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𝓣𝓸 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓻𝓸𝔂𝓪𝓵𝓫𝓵𝓸𝓸𝓭 𝓐𝓶𝓹𝓸𝓻𝓪, ⨁𝓾𝓻 𝓰𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽 𝓵𝓮𝓪𝓭𝓮𝓻 𝓲𝓼 𝓵𝓲𝓽𝓮𝓻𝓪𝓵𝓵𝔂 𝓪 𝔀𝓸𝓶𝓪𝓷. - 𝓨𝓸𝓾𝓻𝓼 𝓭𝓲𝓼𝓪𝓹𝓹𝓸𝓲𝓷𝓽𝓮𝓭𝓵𝔂, 𝓚𝓪𝔃𝓲𝓮𝓵 𝓒𝓱𝓲𝓽𝓪𝓵

yes but she is masculine in her conquests, thus absolvvin her a her wwomanhood. I mean hello it's obvvious any wwoman wwho finds her wway to the top wwas a man all along.

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𝓣𝓸 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓫𝓵𝓲𝓷𝓭 𝓐𝓶𝓹𝓸𝓻𝓪, 𝓗𝓪𝓿𝓮 𝔂𝓸𝓾 𝓼𝓮𝓮𝓷 𝓱𝓮𝓻? 𝓖𝓮𝓷𝓾𝓲𝓷𝓮𝓵𝔂, 𝓱𝓪𝓿𝓮 𝔂𝓸𝓾 𝓼𝓮𝓮𝓷 𝓱𝓮𝓻. 𝓘 𝓽𝓱𝓲𝓷𝓴 𝔂𝓸𝓾 𝓪𝓻𝓮 𝓪𝓷 𝓾𝓽𝓽𝓮𝓻 𝓯𝓸𝓸𝓵. @𝓬𝓸𝓻𝓸𝓷𝓪𝓽𝓮𝓒𝓻𝓾𝓮𝓵𝓽𝔂 𝓣𝓱𝓲𝓼 𝓴𝓷𝓪𝓿𝓮 𝓼𝓾𝓰𝓰𝓮𝓼𝓽𝓼 𝔂𝓸𝓾 𝓪𝓻𝓮 𝓷𝓸𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓪 𝔀𝓸𝓶𝓪𝓷𝓵𝔂 𝓹𝓮𝓻𝓼𝓾𝓪𝓼𝓲𝓸𝓷. - 𝓨𝓸𝓾𝓻𝓼 𝓼𝓷𝓲𝓽𝓬𝓱𝓲𝓷𝓰𝓵𝔂, 𝓚𝓪𝔃𝓲𝓮𝓵 𝓒𝓱𝓲𝓽𝓪𝓵

oh my god yes she is bodily a wwoman but in her head she's a man in the wway she thinks and commands its literally not that hard you imbecile

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@coronateCruelty[CC]

ampora. rescind your grave mistake in believin my actions are "male" before i fit your body in a box legally small enoug)( to pass you as mail.

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i rescind i rescind-

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That said, they havve wwonderful ideas on howw men and wwomen should be treated.

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its idea a a patriarchy...

4...4... 4CHOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

and you must be constantly sneezin if you're allergic to bad takes because you don't seem to havve any good ones

th3 only on3s b31ng brought up 4r3 yours 4nd you l4ck th3 gr4mm4r sk1llz to 3v3n 3xpr3ss th3m prop3rly.... >8/

THE IDEA OF A PATRIARCHY. there. since it bothers you so badly

4h4h4h4h4, you'r3 so m4d dud3!!!!!!!! >8] not us3d to d34l1ng w1th 4ny log1c or r34son or som3th1ng??? >8?

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the only reason you aren't blocked right noww is because That Asshole tolerates your prescence

>8?

//unquirk the reply

oh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #....... #>8/

Daily reminder that lowwlife humans havve no place in troll society, so takin ideas from them like "gay" and "straight" is lettin yourself be colonized and dominated by an inferior race.

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@hushedCardiomyopathy[HC]

TRUE DAT TRUE DAT XD

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another conquest completed. I feel so full and happy

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@terminallyClowwnpricious don't pity me I really do feel full and happy

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i believe ya

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thank you

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I wwin.

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Pr⚣ud ⚣f y⚣u ^-^

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wwin wwat

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I wwin a hateboyfriend

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YYAAAAAAAAAAAY am prouud

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wwould this damn app stop assumin I'm lookin for hot male goldbloods in my area

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I mean I am but theres no reason to yell at me about it

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THAT'S 'CUZ YOU ARE. GAYASS.

you're the gay one wwith twwo matesprits leavve some trolls for those less fortunate you greedy wwhore

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YEEESSSS. CALL ME THAT AGAIN. #SUGGESTIVE

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🤤

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@caligulaAscendit[CA]

look normally i dont do this sort a thin but i feel a moral obligation to say somethin if i can prevvent just one eri from goin dowwn this checkered dual themed path a debauchery i can rest easy tolight this isnt in your pusher eri i knoww wwhat its like to be desperate enough to settle for just anybody to savve you from the crawwlin depths a relationless abaddon but this aint it youre a sad lonely little wwanker wwho doesnt knoww any better an thats wwhy the univverse sent me to be your guardian brocel to guide you you dont wwant that pissblood mutant this is a cry for help but you can make it better you can make the pain disappear if you just swwalloww this pill

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#nsfww lemme get af first then i'll hear you out

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pleasure is ephemeral but the blackerpill is forevver im not wwaitin for you to finish

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then enlighten me