♠ hated by @caligulasAntithesis

SLEEBY.

...arbitrary rules and standards set by an uncaring governing body of highbloods...

KAR(KAT) VANTAS - carcinologyGenarch / ultimateGenarch •• ━━━━━ ••●•• ━━━━━ •• Karkat "Kar" Vantas | 10 Sweeps Kar is a mutantblooded troll living on Earth C after the end of his session. He's from an alternate timeline where everyone (including the sprites) was given a second chance at life after they traveled to Earth C. His session remains the same as the canon SBURB/SGRUB session, mostly...a few things remain different, though. Kar is GOD-TIERED. He is a fully-realized SEER OF HEART, but he doesn't really fuck with his abilities as a Heart player. He has wings like the other god-tiered trolls; however, due to his mutant genetics, his wings in god-tier are tiny and therefore useless to him. Recently, he has ascended to his ULTIMATE SELF. His personality is somewhat similar to canon Karkat's, but Kar is overall much more lax on a daily basis. He gets along well with his friends. He is friends with his universe's Dave - aka "Corvid" (@timetableGodhead) •• ━━━━━ ••●•• ━━━━━ •• Do note that I am a FICTIVE. I am the host of the EMERGENCY ALERT SYSTEM, alongside @telegnosisTestified , @divineStormbringer , @turntechnoGearhead , @combustibleCommander and @gammaGnostic . I tend to use my typing quirk OOC! My matesprit is @technologicalNarrativism / @commanderGenes / @adiosToriadoor ! Kar is DISABLED. He deals with chronic pain and a heart condition and is reliant on his mobility aid - a cane. He's often very fatigued and prefers to just chill and rest. He is also TRANSMASC - he uses He/They pronouns! He doesn't mind just he/him or just they/them, though. Here is his reference!: https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/e8905d7f2248.png (Art is by me!) I'm MULTISHIP, don't be afraid to hit me up to plot something! I also enjoy actual roleplays from time to time. I don't bite. (:B You can find me on PESTERCHUM/TROLLIAN and Discord under the same username! I'm carcinologyGenarch on both. •• ━━━━━ ••●•• ━━━━━ •• ACCOUNT WARNINGS: #nsfw #substance and potential mentions of #abuse / #neglect (FROM BACKSTORY).

i w0nder what it says ab0ut me that i keep finding my way back t0 my ex.

yo chitter whatd i miss today anyone die thats a joke please tell me no one fucking died
let's play a game called say hi to john where you say hi to john. hi guys.
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4h4h4h4h4, you'r3 so m4d dud3!!!!!!!! >8] not us3d to d34l1ng w1th 4ny log1c or r34son or som3th1ng??? >8?

nah just me energy, dont attach me to your sinking ship of a brand
for the record iim not gonna 2tart acknowledgiing ampora2 agaiin untiil after ii meet formally wiith thii2 cronu2 okay iit2 a 2low proce22 allowiing my2elf two perceiive them agaiin on the da2hboard the only exceptiion of cour2e ii2 the cute beforan one wiith ma22iive rumble2phere2 and thiigh hiigh2 they can get my attentiion by clappiing and not ju2t wiith theiir hand2 #n2fw
Finally, someone else fucking says it.

ALSO I CAN STILL BARELY FUCKING WALK. JEGUS.

I AM SOOOOO FUCKING GAY.

GIVE.ME LIKE. TWO MINUTES.

OOF. OKAY. NOPE. FUCK. OKAY. I GOT THIS.

.......JEGUS FUC.
look normally i dont do this sort a thin but i feel a moral obligation to say somethin if i can prevvent just one eri from goin dowwn this checkered dual themed path a debauchery i can rest easy tolight this isnt in your pusher eri i knoww wwhat its like to be desperate enough to settle for just anybody to savve you from the crawwlin depths a relationless abaddon but this aint it youre a sad lonely little wwanker wwho doesnt knoww any better an thats wwhy the univverse sent me to be your guardian brocel to guide you you dont wwant that pissblood mutant this is a cry for help but you can make it better you can make the pain disappear if you just swwalloww this pill

yeah I think he's flirting.
i joep erdian nd karkat have the best whatever the fuck their doing ever :3

I HOPE SOMEONE POURS SALT ON YOUR GILLS SO THAT YOU DRY OUT AND CHOKE.

LOOKS DOWN AT THE FLOOR AND KICKS A ROCK. \:B

EMBED FAIL. HA HA HA HA.

WOAH. WOAH WOAH WOAH. FUCKING UNCALLED FOR?

FUUUUCK WHY DO I FEEL BAD NOW.

are humans still allowed

OH MY GOG. OH MY GOG. HOLY SHIT. NO WAY. HTTPS://I.IBB.CO/0JQGNCDV/IMAGE.PNG

WHATEVER.

EYEEEEROLLLLLLL. #VAGUEPOSTING

DO I LAUGH AT THE MISFORTUNE OF A SCALEBEAST VERSION OF MY OWN MATESPRIT OR DO I NOT.

OF COURSE YOU ARE.

GO FUCK YOURSELF.

?!?!?!?!? FUCK NO!!!

THIS IS AN INVASION OF PRIVACY AND I WILL SUE YOU.

THAT'S WHAT YOU THINK.








