♠ hated by @caligulasAntithesis
boys night cause none a you are man enough to fight in a wwar
alright then @caligulaascendit @caligulaaqua @caligulasabyssal @californiaartist @caligulasantithesis @caligulasacropolis @caligulasaquamarine @caligulasaquarium#9350 @caligulasaquarium @caligulasaquarium#1742 @caligulasaquarium#8330 @caligulasaquarium#7126 @caligulasaquarium#9845 @caligulasaquarium#3700 @caligulasaquariums @cupidsarroww @caligulasascendance @caligulasascended @ceremonialalchemy an any the rest a you me an unchained wwill wwitness you all snog
:33< yeah horoscopes why nyat ive earned it ive finished all my suppurr :33< ♈ mewve met with a terrible fate havent mew :33< ♉ the stars ethpurr say mew will have a great day today or the next 100000 sw33ps mew will stub mewr toe efurry day :33< ♊ i know its tempting but mew must nyat lay face down in a bog! :33< ♋ mewre graphometric warp drive is broken try again latepurr :33< ♌ efurrybody loves mew! :33< ♍ the toxic ooze is nyat a secret snack it is an unsecret snack :33< ♎ the pawsition of jupiter says mew should eat hardtack and nuts fur the furs33able mewture :33< ♏ mew will suffur 9th degr33 purrns which i didnt think was pawsible! :33< ♐ go crazy go stupid aaaaaaaaaaaa :33< ♑ is mewre refridmewrator running? then mew betpurr go catch it! :33< ♒ when will mewre reflection show who mew are inside? :33< ♓ mew will m33t a goblin and that goblin will give mew a chest and that chest will be empty
@CALIGULASANTITHESIS FUCK YOU. DIE.
𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃 Your name is Eridan Ampora You are 16 Sweeps Old. You are the villain of your session. Your fellow players are too dumb to see it. 𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃 You won't talk on it much. But you're spiteful. You cheated in the grand, heroic, disgusting fashion. You cross-referenced dream bubbles, human seer bullshit, a pirate girl's certainty, and maneuvered until the game looked less and less like a trial and more like a chore list. One by one, they were permitted their wings, their hoods, their immortal title-bearing little miracles. They died correctly. They woke up larger than themselves. They became proof that the universe could be bargained with, if only enough clever girls stood around a body and called it strategy. Save for you. You were not denied by the game. That would have been easier to stomach. The game had a place for you. The game had a title for you. The game had a color and a shape and a terrible, radiant answer waiting in the dark behind your ribs. Prince of Hope. Destroyer of belief. Breaker of impossible things. The one who could take the most sacred conviction in a room and snap it over his knee. That was the problem, apparently. Terezi called it a liability with too many variables. Vriska called it obvious. Rose Lalonde, in that cold human way of hers, called it “counteractive to long-term survivability.” They all dressed it up differently, but the verdict was simple. Everyone else could be trusted with apotheosis. You could not. They gave you a leash. The burden of staying mortal. You watched them become legends. You remained a prince in every sense except the one that mattered. No hood. No wings. No second body stitched together by paradox and divine law. No full suite of Hope magyyks. No permission to become what the game said you were always meant to be. They did not make you mortal because you were weak. They made you mortal because they believed you would be too strong. You do not talk on it much. When the subject comes up, you sneer. You say you never wanted the gaudy outfit anyway. You say immortality is for idiots who need eternity to become interesting. You say godtier is a consolation prize for people who could not make their lives mean anything the first time around. It is all very convincing, because you have had sweeps to rehearse it. Spite became your religion. A patient, silent religion. You were denied your Hope, so you used everyone else's. You only need patience. You only need to know where belief bends before it breaks. The others still think they saved the timeline from you. That is the insult you hate most. Not the denial. Not the vote. Not the secret meeting you were never invited to, where your own future was carved up by girls who smiled at you afterward like nothing had happened. No. What you hate is that they think it worked.They think they removed the catastrophe. And you, being older now, being calmer now, being so very much more reasonable than the boy they were afraid of, have learned not to correct them too early. After all, there is something aristocratic about restraint. And if Hope is the power to believe in an impossible ending, then spite is what remains when someone steals that ending from you and leaves you alive to remember it. 𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃
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>+. THINKING ABOUT! DUDES ! .+<
Alriight ii feel better now but ju2t a remiinder two my2elf two not driink that much coffee agaiin
PFT.
Burly doziing worker bee! Where thou art ii2 cliime for me. Let them 2aiil for Porto Riique, Far-off heat2 through 2ea2 two 2eek, II wiill follow thee alone, Thou aniimated torriid zone! Ziig-zag 2teerer, de2ert-cheerer, Let me cha2e thy waviing liine2, Keep me nearer, me thy hearer, 2iingiing over 2hrub2 and viine2. IIn2ect lover of the 2un, Joy of thy domiiniion! 2aiilor of the atmo2phere; 2wiimmer through the wave2 of aiir, Voyager of liight and noon; Epiicurean of June, Waiit, II priithee, tiill II come Wiithiin ear-2hot of thy hum,— All wiithout ii2 martyrdom. When the 2outh wiind, iin May day2, Wiith a net of 2hiiniing haze, 2iilver2 the horiizon wall, And, wiith 2oftne22 touchiing all, Tiint2 the human countenance Wiith a color of romance, And, iinfu2iing 2ubtle heat2, Turn2 the 2od two viiolet2, Thou, iin 2unny 2oliitude2, Rover of the underwood2, The green 2iilence do2t dii2place, Wiith thy mellow breezy ba22. Hot miid2ummer’2 petted crone, 2weet two me thy drow2y tune, Telliing of countle22 2unny hour2, Long day2, and 2oliid bank2 of flower2; Of gulf2 of 2weetne22 wiithout bound IIn IIndiian wiilderne22e2 found; Of 2yriian peace, iimmortal leii2ure, Fiirme2t cheer, and biird-liike plea2ure. Aught un2avory or unclean, Hath my iin2ect never 2een; But viiolet2 and biilberry bell2, Maple-2ap and daffodel2, Gra22 wiith green flag half-ma2t hiigh, 2uccory two match the 2ky, Columbiine wiith horn of miind honey, 2cented fern, and agriimony, Clover, catch fly, adder'2-tongue, And briier-ro2e2, dwelt among; All be2iide wa2 unknown wa2te, All wa2 piicture a2 he pa22ed. Wii2er far than human 2eer, Yellow-breeched phiilo2opher! 2eeiing only what ii2 faiir, 2iippiing only what ii2 2weet, Thou do2t mock at fate and care, Leave the chaff and take the wheat, When the fiierce north-we2tern bla2t Cool2 2ea and land 2o far and fa2t, Thou already 2lumbere2t deep; Woe and want thou can2t out-2leep; Want and woe whiich torture u2, Thy 2leep make2 riidiiculou2.
The voiice2 are 2creamiing, iim on my fuckiing gamer griind, iive had liike 3 cup2 of coffee twoday.. II AM UN2TOPABLE
.i want nothing to do with your quadS .i think you should suffer platonicallY
.i affirm you should crawl back into the pit from whence you camE
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II thiink II ju2t hiit the fuckiing jackpot..
It’s good for you.
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I REIGN, THEREFORE I AM.
How em8arrassing is it to hop around listening to love songs and wish it was you? Asking for a friend.
acciidentally 2aiid "you too" to the hot per2on behiind the counter at grubway when they 2aiid enjoy ii hope ii diie
ii 2eriiou2ly need two po2t more ii ju2t have twotally better thiing2 two do than thii2
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I HOPE EVERYONE SLEEPS REALLY REALLY GOOD TONIGHT!!!!!!
[ ANONYMOUS ASKS: "YOUR EARS ARE SO CUTE I WANT TO CHEW ON THEM" WITH THE COMMENT "I MEAN EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU IS CUTE BUT YOUR EARS ARE ESPECIALLY SO" ] [ KAR ANSWERS: ] AWW! THAT'S SO SWEET! (:B #ASKKARANYTHING [ HTTPS://FORMS.GLE/SL4HTFNQZBPLYQDH8 ]
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serious inquiries only. looking for fellowv jersey shore kin. looking for my snooki.
y⚣ug ⚣t it hands⚣me! Desp⚣ite that t⚣ughtguy act y⚣u guyss g⚣t g⚣in ⚣n y⚣u're all really sweet :) Y⚣u deserve t⚣ be sh⚣wered witht all the c⚣mpliments innt hew⚣rld. Y⚣uive g⚣t a fun sense f⚣ style ur haircut is actually rasd as fuck abd ur s⚣ mcuh m⚣re whimsical than pe⚣ple give u credit f⚣r #substance
((OOC: FUNNIEST THING BEING THAT EXECUTIONER WAS MARRIED TO AN ALPHA DAVE MAKES MY INTERACTIONS ALL THE MORE FUNNY))
(( HERES A LIL PREVIEW SKETCH OF ME WHORING OUT THE LITERAL WAR GENERAL... https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/5192f398c960.jpg #nsfw ))
I SEE YOU LIKING THAT CHITT ERIDAN. :)
THIS IS FROM A COUPLE WEEKS AGO NOW BUT, HEY, NO SHAME IN REPOSTING IT, YEAH? #NSFW HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/57F825918412.PNG ((OOC: AKA I'M IN ARTBLOCK AGAIN AND TOO LAZY TO DRAW ANYTHING))
by the way. @heedlessCheapskate iis a CHEATER
SLEEBY.
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...arbitrary rules and standards set by an uncaring governing body of highbloods...
KAR(KAT) VANTAS - carcinologyGenarch / ultimateGenarch •• ━━━━━ ••●•• ━━━━━ •• Karkat "Kar" Vantas | 10 Sweeps Kar is a mutantblooded troll living on Earth C after the end of his session. He's from an alternate timeline where everyone (including the sprites) was given a second chance at life after they traveled to Earth C. His session remains the same as the canon SBURB/SGRUB session, mostly...a few things remain different, though. Kar is GOD-TIERED. He is a fully-realized SEER OF HEART, but he doesn't really fuck with his abilities as a Heart player. He has wings like the other god-tiered trolls; however, due to his mutant genetics, his wings in god-tier are tiny and therefore useless to him. Recently, he has ascended to his ULTIMATE SELF. His personality is somewhat similar to canon Karkat's, but Kar is overall much more lax on a daily basis. He gets along well with his friends. He is friends with his universe's Dave - aka "Corvid" (@timetableGodhead) •• ━━━━━ ••●•• ━━━━━ •• Do note that I am a FICTIVE. I am the host of the EMERGENCY ALERT SYSTEM, alongside @telegnosisTestified , @divineStormbringer , @turntechnoGearhead , @combustibleCommander and @gammaGnostic . I tend to use my typing quirk OOC! My matesprit is @technologicalNarrativism / @commanderGenes / @adiosToriadoor ! Kar is DISABLED. He deals with chronic pain and a heart condition and is reliant on his mobility aid - a cane. He's often very fatigued and prefers to just chill and rest. He is also TRANSMASC - he uses He/They pronouns! He doesn't mind just he/him or just they/them, though. Here is his reference!: https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/e8905d7f2248.png (Art is by me!) I'm MULTISHIP, don't be afraid to hit me up to plot something! I also enjoy actual roleplays from time to time. I don't bite. (:B You can find me on PESTERCHUM/TROLLIAN and Discord under the same username! I'm carcinologyGenarch on both. •• ━━━━━ ••●•• ━━━━━ •• ACCOUNT WARNINGS: #nsfw #substance and potential mentions of #abuse / #neglect (FROM BACKSTORY).
i w0nder what it says ab0ut me that i keep finding my way back t0 my ex.
yo chitter whatd i miss today anyone die thats a joke please tell me no one fucking died
let's play a game called say hi to john where you say hi to john. hi guys.
=ΣB|
4h4h4h4h4, you'r3 so m4d dud3!!!!!!!! >8] not us3d to d34l1ng w1th 4ny log1c or r34son or som3th1ng??? >8?
nah just me energy, dont attach me to your sinking ship of a brand
for the record iim not gonna 2tart acknowledgiing ampora2 agaiin untiil after ii meet formally wiith thii2 cronu2 okay iit2 a 2low proce22 allowiing my2elf two perceiive them agaiin on the da2hboard the only exceptiion of cour2e ii2 the cute beforan one wiith ma22iive rumble2phere2 and thiigh hiigh2 they can get my attentiion by clappiing and not ju2t wiith theiir hand2 #n2fw
ALSO I CAN STILL BARELY FUCKING WALK. JEGUS.
I AM SOOOOO FUCKING GAY.
Far 6e it fr9m me t9 accuse any 9f my G99d Friends 9f magical sa69tage, f9r I kn9w they w9uld SURELY never d9 such a thing. That said. Damaras? Kurl9zes? A relapsed wizard Cr9nus 9r tw9? Anything t9 declare? I pr9mise I w9n't 6e mad.
GIVE.ME LIKE. TWO MINUTES.
OOF. OKAY. NOPE. FUCK. OKAY. I GOT THIS.
.......JEGUS FUC.
look normally i dont do this sort a thin but i feel a moral obligation to say somethin if i can prevvent just one eri from goin dowwn this checkered dual themed path a debauchery i can rest easy tolight this isnt in your pusher eri i knoww wwhat its like to be desperate enough to settle for just anybody to savve you from the crawwlin depths a relationless abaddon but this aint it youre a sad lonely little wwanker wwho doesnt knoww any better an thats wwhy the univverse sent me to be your guardian brocel to guide you you dont wwant that pissblood mutant this is a cry for help but you can make it better you can make the pain disappear if you just swwalloww this pill
yeah I think he's flirting.
i joep erdian nd karkat have the best whatever the fuck their doing ever :3
I HOPE SOMEONE POURS SALT ON YOUR GILLS SO THAT YOU DRY OUT AND CHOKE.
LOOKS DOWN AT THE FLOOR AND KICKS A ROCK. \:B
EMBED FAIL. HA HA HA HA.
WOAH. WOAH WOAH WOAH. FUCKING UNCALLED FOR?
FUUUUCK WHY DO I FEEL BAD NOW.
thats not dark vviolet thats not evven approach the pinky frond a stygian thats clurch purple if ivve evver seen it
yeah man me too but wwhy are you faygocel purple
are humans still allowed
OH MY GOG. OH MY GOG. HOLY SHIT. NO WAY. HTTPS://I.IBB.CO/0JQGNCDV/IMAGE.PNG
WHATEVER.
EYEEEEROLLLLLLL. #VAGUEPOSTING
DO I LAUGH AT THE MISFORTUNE OF A SCALEBEAST VERSION OF MY OWN MATESPRIT OR DO I NOT.
OF COURSE YOU ARE.
GO FUCK YOURSELF.
?!?!?!?!? FUCK NO!!!
THIS IS AN INVASION OF PRIVACY AND I WILL SUE YOU.
THAT'S WHAT YOU THINK.
Oh three moons above I look bald.