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i got a sordid past but please dont pry i greww outta that

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im makin fuckin mozzarella sticks and nobody can stop me

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wwhy am i goin to wwar exactly

oh fuck my radishes

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. ̫. > DON'T DO THAT TO THEM.

been seein a lot of me in the "fuck" or "marry" tiers and i gotta say you guys havve some shit taste #nsfww

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But. You're The Best Looking One, Why Are You Confused. Now I'm Also Confused.

you guys evver yearn big on yearnin recently im in my yearn era #yearnmaxxin

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day twwo of radish soaking: yeah thats a radish kinda tastes like rum i guess #substance

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Let It Soak For A Week!

day one of radish rum soaking: i dipped a radish slice in rum tasted like a wwet radish #substance

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s0me0ne alert the presses. this is the culinary disc0very 0f a lifetime. y0u'll g0 d0wn in hist0ry as the tr0ll wh0 disc0vered wet radishes.

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evvery good experiment needs a control to compare to

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y0ur experiment 0f eating wet radishes, y0u mean? yeah, i guess that's pretty exciting.

As Expected.

my experiment of soakin radish slices in rum for up to a wweek to find wwhich period a time produces the best radish-to-rum ratio #substance

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@twinArmaggetfucked[TA]

s0unds disgusting but g00d luck. i h0pe y0u get 0ne that tastes 0k.

wwonder wwhat a rum soaked radish tastes like #substance

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,,,you need an augmented filter in$talled,,, like a-$tat,,,

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onl7 one wa7 to find out!

Probably A Radish Soaked In Rum, If I Had To Guess.

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too much wwork im gonna cut one up an toss it into a glass ovvernight

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@caligvlasAqvarivm[CA]

id advvise you to at least leavve it for about a wweek to actually soak up the rum itll probably givve better results than a twwenty four or less hour soak

im abidin by the metric the neww-gen folk use called "fuck it wwe ball" im gonna cut sevven slices an eat one evvery day an see wwhich ones best

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@caligvlasAqvarivm[CA]

wworst idea ivve heard yet but fuck it wwe indeed ball keep us posted then

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yeah wwhat this one said

#nowwbuildin https://wwwwww.briksmax.com/cdn/shop/files/1080_86a9ab03-0753-4f8d-b681-7987ef8bcca2.jpg?vv=1736932557

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Ooooh COOL I love legos!

holy shit miku im so fuckin sorry

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i posted teto i didnt realize you wwere around

oh thank fuck i thought it wwas a rivvalry situation

#nowwlistening https://open.spotify.com/track/2dazakhs7rrcom6pvvlpuez?si=tcwwju1yntuay7dwwuysf5oa

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@turntwinkGodhead[TG]

guys eridan found heat we all need to stop listening right now

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#girlbulge ? uh yeah i sure hope she does #nsfww ish

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@lilShitpeta[LS]

:33< :))

if you think about it "wwoman" has "man" in it wwhich means wwomen are twwice as cool because theyre actually both

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<:- I Do Not Think Thiś Iś How Gèndèr Or Śèx Work. -:>

what i say when im desperate to seem woke

think again numbskull

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Bad chit op.

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That’s Hella Rad To Think About! Im Glad Someone Said It! :)

Shhh.

this guy hates wwomen

what i say when im desperate to seem woke

if you think about it, woman also has 'woman' in it, which means woman are twice as cool because they're actually woman and woman

girldinner part 2 https://files.catbox.moe/tn8zcd.jpg

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but is your shrimp bread and cheese

maybe a man likes to wwatch others wwrithe in jealousy wwhile he feasts

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hey....... u can talk 2 me if u need 2... everythings gonna b ok :(

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@coralConviviality[CC]

I'm s)(ore I could t)(row somet)(ing toget)(er wit)( bread and c)(eese.

too late i already ate it

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@coralConviviality[CC]

W)(ale, I )(ope you enjoyed it!

it wwas the best thing ivve eaten in the last ten minutes

You know exactly what you're doing to these people trying to help you and you relish in their powerlessness against your dining ha8its.

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If t)(at makes you satisfied in t)(e moment, t)(en t)(at's good for you. 38D

a man may havve a little amusement as a treat

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wwhy the fuck

freak dogshit aside i think they call this "girldinner" https://shorturl.at/ilrms

wwhose fuckin dog is that

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He's his own dog. Or maybe he's the dog of the entire mansion-sharehouse situation I'm living in? Unclear. ▼

wwhat the genuine fuck is happenin here

Forgot I was talking to a troll. Sharehive*? ▼

boo me all you like ivve seen wwhat makes you cheer

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Oooh he's quoting rick and morty now.

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boooooo

so far the hubbub around here aint evverythin its been cracked up to be

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yknoww sometimes i kind of miss alternia it wwas pretty peaceful other than all the murder

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