Jule Egbert
@goulishTrapper
Hi I'm Jule! They/Them? I think. Still figuring things out, so my name is subject to change again lol Feel free to say hi if you like Spiders and Ghosts! Occasionally #nsfw DMs OPEN!!
shit i totes 4got abt todays #wizard post im soirry #nsfw https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/25a8790398e2.jpg
Deserved. #wizardpussy #nsfw
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Confirmed.
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Sup, jagoffs? https://i.postimg.cc/xdJg49Tc/Screenshot-20260522-150631.png
I am a happy mother to my little Spider babies! Discoball just turned two a couple days ago, and Jack is just around the corner! :B
Fun Spiderfact! The female wolf spider takes great care in protecting her offspring. After laying several dozen eggs the mother wolf spider wraps them in silk, creating an egg sac. She then attaches the egg sac to her spinnerets and carries it with her wherever she goes. If she is separated from her egg sac she will furiously search for it, and is increasingly aggressive until the sac is found. After her eggs hatch she continues to care for her spiderlings, carrying them on her back until they are old enough to fend for themselves. And that is your #spiderfactoftheday Happy Mothers Day Everyone!
☀️🌀🐠🐚🪸 s𖦹𖦹 i guess a pinned "get 2 kn𖦹 da princess" chitt is in 𖦹rder lma𖦹... umm welc𖦹me 2 mai page!! i'm r𖦹xane but u can jst call mee r𖦹x!! 𖦹r r𖦹xy if u feel liek bein extra quirky w it! i am a seadweller as u may hav pr𖦹bly guessed lma𖦹... my h𖦹bbies include sh𖦹ppin 4 cute sparklie thingz, hittin th waves 𖦹n mai surf b𖦹ard w my besties, and takin care 𖦹f the 𖦹cean w all its lil critters!!! thingz pr𖦹bly w𖦹nt get t𖦹𖦹𖦹𖦹 crazy 𖦹n mai page l𖦹lz i'm t𖦹tes chill i pr𖦹mise. dms r alwaysss 𖦹pen cuz i luv makin new friends!!! [ https://cdn.imgchest.c𖦹m/files/0a46c140b036.png ] 🌺🦀✨🐳🌺
Well hello there, a proper mermaid
WOAHHH You look like my Barbies!! I mean that in a totally not chauvinistic way,,,
🪸☀️🪼🌊🪸 aaaa ty thats suuuch a big c𖦹mpliment cuz barbies r t𖦹tes super pretty :)) 🌀✨🦑✨🫧
May,,, I get a kiss?
Mwah
Mwah.
CRUSTACEANS FUN FACTS THE JAPANESE SPIDER CRAB CAN HAVE LEGS SPANNING 14 FEET HTTPS://I.POSTIMG.CC/FKNXY0HM/UNTITLED287-20260426153630.WEBP
c< tHats cOOl as fucK >c
Fun spider fact... Erm... I love you? Ahaha #spiderfactoftheday
Lol. I love spiders. -Vriska
SP1D3RS 4R3 COOL 1ND33D #LOV3SP1D3RS #SP1D3RLOV3
Fun Spiderfact! Um... Serkets can get it,,, hdjsjssjk That's your #spiderfactoftheday
:33< girls are cute and thats why im a girl so i can be cute!!!
:33< i would nefur lie about this
this is why pheromone replacement therapy exists / i was hatched to be a girl / i just know it
:33< thats pawsome thats a thing on mewer timeline :33< on mine mew just picked and could change at will and the whole ass purrlanet was trying to kill mew so nobody cared
૮₍⑅´꒳`₎ა excuse⁀me! down⁀here! hi⁀hello! girls⁀are⁀also⁀bunny-⁀i⁀mean⁀Funny! do⁀not⁀forget⁀that!
:33< my furiend two things can be true at once! :33< they are both cute and funny bunnys
truth nuke.
:33< i would nefur lie about this!
૮₍⑅´꒳`₎ა i⁀know! that⁀is⁀why⁀i⁀said⁀also! yippie!!!
:33< yay the world is beautifur!
૮₍⑅´꒳`₎ა yahoo!!!
I'm so sorry! I don't want to let all you beautiful people down, I promise to return with another #spiderfactoftheday soon!
I'm a happy lil Egg yes I am yes I am happy little Eggbert yes I am :D
Oh you sweet summer child
Fuuuuun spider fact! Spiders have blue blood Unlike us, spiders have blue blood or more accurately, Hemolymph . In humans, oxygen is bound to a molecule that contains iron, this gives our blood that red color. However, in spiders, the molecule that oxygen is bound to contains copper, which gives their blood the blue color. And that is your #spiderfactoftheday
>> crbaડ do too !! *crabડ
They sure do! In fact more invertebrates do as well. Sometimes even being bluish green or yellow.
Awww, thanks David, always happy to spread the good word :3
legendary need 2 put my face in btwn sum big man tiddies rn #nsfw
Need to be able to rechitt this louder.
I'm. Norml About This.
it sucks 2 be an average sized man rn #devastated
>> ¡ won't be norma1 about ¡t
>> that'ડ ડo true, aડ a ડma11 ડ¡zed man
Oh gosh can,,, the pretty girls liking my post just um, gimmie like two minutes the rapid succession is making me feel all melty,,,
I uh, like girls. That doesn't make me gay, but it does feel a little... nice to think of myself like that, so I'll accept it
Fun Spider Fact! Spiders love to do the YMCA You probably think I'm being ridiculous right now, but it’s true! Peacock spiders, Maratus volans, perform a dance as part of their mating ritual, and it kind of looks like the YMCA. To add to this, the bright colors found on their abdomen make this a great spectacle to watch. Unfortunately, if the male spider’s rendition of the YMCA doesn’t impress the female, she will attempt to attack, kill, and even eat him... so I guess don't be male in the spider world haha And that's your #spiderfactoftheday !
Guys, gals, and nonbinary pals, I will not let you down :3 Thank you for all the support Have a beautiful Day
Cute girls!!! Guys!! Like my postss! Ahhh
i AM HAPPY FOR YOU AND SUPPORT YOU, bUT AS YOU ARE MY ENEMY i WILL ONLY, pITY THIS POST,
im nnot cute. but i am here. to like your post.
✨🍭🕷️ you are literally the cutest person alive actually 🕷️🍭✨
Fun spider fact! Unfortunately, this isn’t good news for masc presenting individuals! In some cases, depending on the species, the female spider will eat the male spider before, during, or after copulation! This happens more frequently in certain species, like the black widow and the redback spider, where the male willingly sacrifices himself to provide nourishment for the female and increase the chances of his offspring’s survival. In some cases, males even perform specific behaviors, like somersaulting into the female’s fangs, as part of the mating process. Did you know that this behavior of sexual cannibalism is what inspired the name for widow spiders, such as the black widow? And that is your #spiderfactoftheday #nsfw ish