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J. Theodore "The Terror" English [HC!AU]

@golgathosTriumph

No Mercy No Quarter Top Notch Runner-Up Heavy Weight Champion I'm the Guy They Tell you Not to Worry About

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"They're calling me a God, Dickey. The Terror will never die-! Not if I have anything to say about it," Jacob Theodore English had it all. A loving family, a thriving engineering enterprise, full-rides to the premier Ivy-League colleges across the continental United States, a devoted and codependent partner, useless crap like that... But see, Jake had a dream. A dream through which he would except no substitute, and that was to be the Heavy Weight Champion of the World. A boxer to top all boxers. The cream of the crop. And nothing was going to stand in his way. Not his opponents. Not his family. Certainly not, lack of skill. Its not cheating-! Its improvising. It's not illegal-! Its being resourceful. Call it what you will, but he made 86-0 before taking a loss to Troll. Now, he's getting back his roots. Reinventing himself. Starting fresh. And the first step? Getting him back? [HYPERCLUTCH! AU] This is the name for the specific AU that my Jake is from. You may notice other characters around the site using [HC!AU] and [Hyperclutch! AU] in their name/bio, that means that they are part of the same universe and are canonically connected. Not all of these accounts are played by me, several of them are played by my IRL moirail. [Disclaimer: This account will contain references to gaslighting, abuse, and violence against ones partner. It is made in solidarity and consent of the partner in question, and does not reflect any real world drama and aggression. Please bare this in mind that this interpretation of Jake is not a good person by any stretch of the imagination. So please be advised to avoid or block if needed. <3] Active Tags for this Profile Include: #substance #nsfw #nsfwe #dubcon #abuse #manipulation #agnst #suggestive #gaslighting

Let me just put this out here, I'm not just the best, I am survivor too, I'll bloody well make it to the title even if it kills me

Kult: +5
Total: 5

I really am awesome and possum, whatever that means

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Congrats to @golgathosTriumph for getting his ass beat into a pulp by @abjectDetermination I filmed it all in 4k. I added some edits though. #FightNight <BEATDOWN.MP4> (There's a video attached with the fight between Zabrak and Jake. Every time Jake got clobbered there were goofy ass cartoon sound effects and some fucking manual artifacting alongside meme sfx cuts dear god-- and when Jake got sent flying there's the Yamcha Pit Death pose that fades onto the screen along with the worlds saddest violin for irony.)

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Kull: +75
Total: 195
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trust me its possibly the worst jake in the history of jakes

Kult: +12
Total: 12

aw ok yay 4 him gettin beat up!!!

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Total: 7

ty rox im glad he diedd

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Total: 12

Yeah yeah, laugh it up twat, I'll be back next #fightnight and I won't be holding back this time.

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@abjectDetermination[AD]

Try m3 bitch. Ill w3ar you out a2 many tim32 a2 it tak32, dumba22

Kult: +12
Total: 12

I wouldn't be so sure, you got once, and you're lucks gonna run out sooner than you think, Mate

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@abjectDetermination[AD]

Good thing I dont n33d luck to k33p th323 gun2 load3d 💪💪 Dont 3v3n n33d to wait for Fight Night ill kick your a22 wh3r3v3r, wh3n3v3r.

Kult: +12
Total: 12

Typical Rage player, not everyone is so absorbed with violence. Princes need not concern themselves with lowly knights.

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Y3ah, okaaay 2'all good. I g3t it. Gotta train 2o you got a chanc3. Ill 233 you n3xt w33k at fight night for th3 r3run

Kult: +10
Total: 10

[Can't wait to witness you getting your ass handed to you again, live.]

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Total: 5

I am an equal opportunity employer, everyone gets a taste of this #suggestive

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Kull: +5
Total: 17
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@controversialMilk[CM]

>> rea1

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Total: 5

I'm up to 275 on the Chest Press, I'm unstoppable!

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You know, I'm pretty great. No wonder I'm getting so many interactions.

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@pulchritudePowerhouse[PP]

A real inspiration in the art of pugilism. A fella like you's earned the right to toot your own horn.

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Total: 10

My thoughts exactly! Thank you Problem Sleuth!

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Total: 5

https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=hPwqXPSCsdo&si=q_Mz6liHdjY6JoLn Oh yeah this is going on "the" playlist #songposting #music

Kult: +185
Kull: +195
Total: 380
Ratio: 0.95

Certainly not, if I must give its Dirk credit, he is at least strong and dependable, however perverted and egotistical he is. My Dirk was a weak, pathetic little boy, who did only what he was told and still couldn't even manage the simplest instructions, and you want to talk about in bed, hoho, the begging, the despiration in his voice. It was like broken record. Intimacy is two ways, and it was always what he wanted. Just the Silly AI Chatbot, its reeks of that same insecurity. If anything "they" project on "me". Hence why even now, even after being cruel, they all can't help but crawl back to me. #gaslighting #abuse

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Ho lee sheet.

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@torqueTyrant[TT]

Starting to reconsider the prospects of leaking all that blackmail material I have about you sitting in that drawer in my desk. Watch your fucking mouth, English.

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Total: 5

Suck my dick, Strider. Oh wait, you already have. Kisses.

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>> bARBડ?? ? ¡t haડ BARBડ

[Yes.]

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>> ¡ am fr¡ghtened and ¡ntr¡gued

[Your constant disregard to my personhood aside, this certainly explains a lot about your incredibly weak psyche. Tell me, Jake, when was the last time you've felt fear?]

Me? Never. Fear is for the weak. It breeds indecision. It keeps the bird in the nest. A fish from challenging the stream.

You know, I could ask you the same thing. Heard what happened with Rox. She goes from happy and content with her little Troll, and suddenly she finds herself split in two after you two get a all chummy during the Bonfire. Gotta wonder what precipitated from all that You tell me Hal 9000, how do 'you' rationalize making people miserable for the sake of your java script feelings? You can chalk me up to ambition but you? You're a "God", isn't this whole meddling stuff beneath you. Maybe I was being a bit too quick to assume you aren't a person. Maybe you're just really bad at it, and that's how you get your kicks.

My my, so much ripe Orange Fruit on this platform, I am practically sweating

Kult: +10
Kull: +15
Total: 25
Ratio: 0.67

>> what doeડ th¡ડ even mean

It means Orange is a beautiful colour and a delicious fruit, no?

The bruises mean I love you #nsfw #suggestive

Kult: +5
Total: 5

Y'all see me flex? I have you know, I've been known to crack a walnut with these muscles :-(D

If therapy has taught me anything, its that some people are slow little seeds, blossoming into their true colours, you just have to be patient with them. They'll come around.

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Total: 4
Ratio: 1.00

We were supposed to do this together, you know? You and me. You couldn't hack it. I could've dealt with you being weak, but to call me abusive? You were the one that said you would do anything. Its not my fault I had pull for both our weights. #vagueposting #gaslighting #abuse

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Total: 15

"They're calling me a God, Dickey. The Terror will never die-! Not if I have anything to say about it," Jacob Theodore English had it all. A loving family, a thriving engineering enterprise, full-rides to the premier Ivy-League colleges across the continental United States, a devoted and codependent partner, useless crap like that... But see, Jake had a dream. A dream through which he would except no substitute, and that was to be the Heavy Weight Champion of the World. A boxer to top all boxers. The cream of the crop. And nothing was going to stand in his way. Not his opponents. Not his family. Certainly not, lack of skill. Its not cheating-! Its improvising. It's not illegal-! Its being resourceful. Call it what you will, but he made 86-0 before taking a loss to Troll. Now, he's getting back his roots. Reinventing himself. Starting fresh. And the first step? Getting him back? [HYPERCLUTCH! AU] This is the name for the specific AU that my Jake is from. You may notice other characters around the site using [HC!AU] and [Hyperclutch! AU] in their name/bio, that means that they are part of the same universe and are canonically connected. Not all of these accounts are played by me, several of them are played by my IRL moirail. [Disclaimer: This account will contain references to gaslighting, abuse, and violence against ones partner. It is made in solidarity and consent of the partner in question, and does not reflect any real world drama and aggression. Please bare this in mind that this interpretation of Jake is not a good person by any stretch of the imagination. So please be advised to avoid or block if needed. <3] Active Tags for this Profile Include: #substance #nsfw #nsfwe #dubcon #abuse #manipulation #agnst #suggestive #gaslighting

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L322 than 24 hour2 to fight night. Com3 on down to throw hand2 for th3 lov3 of th3 gam3, or drag 2om3on3 your3 b33fing with on down and 23ttl3 that 2hit in th3 pit. If your3 too 2car3d to fight, f33l fr33 to com3 down and ch33r on th3 fight3r2. Ill b3 bringing a bunch of booz3 and th3r3 will b3 2om3 oth3r 2tuff around a2 w3ll but dont forg3t to byob/byod if ya want 2om3thing 2p3cific. If a c3rtain punk moth3rfuck3r 2332 thi2, I hop3 your a22 pull2 up. Ju2t to r3it3rat3 too: No culling. W3r3 fighting to fight not pil3 up bodi32. Cant lord your victory ov3r th3 d3ad and I dont wanna cl3an up no fuckin bodi32. 3dit: 2tarting around 3pm 32T (3pic 2hit Tim3) #FightNight #Alt3rnian2tr33tB33f2 #ThrowdownThur2day #2ub2tanc3 #viol3nc3

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who's the punk mOtherfuckEr in qUestiOn

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Rox'2 punk a22 3x @torqu3Tyrant

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oh fuck yEAh i lOvE wAtchIn strIdErs get thEIr AssEs kIckEd

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I2 that a complim3nt? Lmaoo

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◥▶◀◤ —> Yes.

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W3'll 233 if h3 2how2 or not

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Thank2 th3n bro2ki, h3ll y3ah

Smashing idea :-(D

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It's about bloody time some men with Class join Chittr, eh wot?

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dont tell me IIt2 another one a you half-VVIIt VVanna be jolly ol englII2hmen cuz IIf you are IIm gonna fIInd my2elf a 2hort plank to VValtz off of.

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Fancy a fag and chat or do you just want me to punch your lights, I can either.

Says the pipsqueak with old man hair.

damn II cant belIIeve IIm admIIttIIn to thII2 but II already lIIke the cut a your gIIb league2 more than any a your namby pamby pan2y a22 alt2. tell ya VVhat II'll lIIght up a 2moke or tVVo VVIIth ya and VVe can take turn2 tryIIn to knock the nIIghtlIIght2 outta each other.

Kult: +5
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Cute, but I shall have to pass, you're not my type

Aww, did God thrown upon you? What a shame. <3

II aIInt even tryIIn to flIIrt VVIIth you IIn the fIIr2t place II ju2t VVanna feel 2omethIIn.

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Same difference, Chap