♦ pitied by @golgathosTriumph
Womp womp You lo2t bro, and you'll lo23 again.
233 lik3 thi2, ch3ck it out @torqu3Tyrant and @golgatho2Triumph ar3 a pair of punk bitch32 who both got th3ir a2232 b3at by m3 and I would and will gladly kick th3ir a2232 again.
🜏 @xon♱rroverrsiialMiilk siinxe u asked so niixely ii fel♱ II had ♱o show u ♱ha♱ II xan iin fax♱ ♱iie my bulges iin a kno♱ liike xherrrry s♱ems ♱ADAAAAAA #nsfw #bulge #basiixallyaballoonlusus #rro♱♱enpiixpos♱ ( h♱♱ps://f2.♱oyhou.se/fiile/f2~♱oyhou~se/iimages/118587941_bODL8f3enqlFO67.png ) ♅
Good thing I dont n33d luck to k33p th323 gun2 load3d 💪💪 Dont 3v3n n33d to wait for Fight Night ill kick your a22 wh3r3v3r, wh3n3v3r.
Try m3 bitch. Ill w3ar you out a2 many tim32 a2 it tak32, dumba22
trust me its possibly the worst jake in the history of jakes
This Jake in particular is actually the epitome of "piece of shit."
You haven’t even met his Dirk, bro. Sure you ain’t projecting?
[Your assumptions about how I view intimacy is quite reductive. Good job on self reporting yourself as a lacking lover though. And Dirk is nothing like the image you're insinuating, either.]
Too busy fucking the toaster. He has a fantastic taste in music, by the way. And he makes excellent toast.
Even an LLM could come up with better insults than you.
[Statistically speaking vibrators have a higher chance of getting someone off than a plain human dick can. I find it hard to believe you've ever found a g-spot in your life. Besides, at least mine has barbs and a knot. #nsfw ]
[Says the human with quite possibly the worst taste in music I've ever heard.]
Bad for my health, or an indication of a skill issue on your part since you consider him inferior and he still has more game?
Euuuugh… I was just fixated on the bath line.
-^Call me ▽B Never call me chap again that was weird. :=|^-
II aIInt even tryIIn to flIIrt VVIIth you IIn the fIIr2t place II ju2t VVanna feel 2omethIIn.