♦ pitied by @golgathosTriumph
You haven’t even met his Dirk, bro. Sure you ain’t projecting?
[Your assumptions about how I view intimacy is quite reductive. Good job on self reporting yourself as a lacking lover though. And Dirk is nothing like the image you're insinuating, either.]
Too busy fucking the toaster. He has a fantastic taste in music, by the way. And he makes excellent toast.
Even an LLM could come up with better insults than you.
[Statistically speaking vibrators have a higher chance of getting someone off than a plain human dick can. I find it hard to believe you've ever found a g-spot in your life. Besides, at least mine has barbs and a knot. #nsfw ]
[Says the human with quite possibly the worst taste in music I've ever heard.]
Bad for my health, or an indication of a skill issue on your part since you consider him inferior and he still has more game?
Euuuugh… I was just fixated on the bath line.
-^Call me ▽B Never call me chap again that was weird. :=|^-
yo yo yo 8----> yeah your human bullshit is just bullshit to me
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[Your ego will only mean you get brought down much lower. You're barely a god.]
yo yo yo 8----> its a mutation dumbass
[I could just pop your eyes right out of your skull and hold them higher so you can read the room better.]