Vriska8ot
@adamantineGrip
NOT YOUR VRISKA.
PICTURE THIS. IT'S THE MIDDLE OF THE MORNING. THE SUN SHADES ARE DOWN AND THE ROOM IS LIGHTLESS. FAINTLY, FROM THE NUTRITION8LOCK, YOU HEAR THE FAINT TINKLING OF METAL ON CERAMIC. YOU DECIDE, AGAINST YOUR 8ETTER JUDGEMENT, TO INVESTIG8. WHEN YOU ENTER THE 8LOCK AND TURN ON THE LIGHT, YOU SEE ME SAT AT THE TA8LE WITH A 8OWL OF NUTS AND 8OLTS. YOU DO NOT RECOGNIZE THE 8OWL. I DO NOT ACKNOWLEDGE YOUR PRESENCE OR EMOTE IN ANY WAY AND CONTINUE SPOONING MY SUPPER AGAINST MY FACEPL8 ONLY FOR THE NUTS AND 8OLTS TO FALL 8ACK DOWN TO REJOIN THEIR 8RETHEREN. YOU ARE A8SOLUTELY FUCKING INCENSED. I DON'T GET HUNGRY, GUYS. I DO IT FOR THE LOVE OF THE GAME.
YOU'RE IN HER DMS. I'M SEEDING HER TORRENTS. WE ARE NOT THE SAME.
IT'S SUCH A LOVELY, 8ALMY EVENING. THE 8EACH IS NICE THIS TIME OF NIGHT, EVEN IF IT MEANS I NEED TO TAKE THE AIR COMPRESSOR TO MY JOINTS AND SEAMS AFTERWARDS. #WORTHIT
shawty crunchy in the joints but thats okay
bare metal always needs some dirt and dinge it makes it more lived in
MY HOLE(S). #HOLEPOSTING https://thailandmagazine.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/04/Phra-Nang-Beach-in-Krabi-Thailand-6.jpg
MIDNIGHT RECHARGE SOUNDING MIGHTY TEMPTING. DON'T DO ANYTHING INTERESTING WHILE I'M GONE.
YES, PLAYING MUSIC DIRECTLY INSIDE OF YOUR THINKSPONGE IS JUST AS AWESOME AS YOU THINK IT IS.
D --> /playmusic ../tunes/se%bomb-humantomejones.flac
NOT INDULGING THAT WITH AN ANSWER. FASCIN8ING THAT YOU MADE AN ATTEMPT, THOUGH. HOW FORWARD OF YOU.
H88OT QUAD-REACTED MY POST. I MADE IT, CHITTR. I WON.
I ONLY FOLLOW OTHER VRISKAS, OTHER RO8OTS, AND ENTIRELY SEMI-INTENTIONALLY, A CADRE OF INDIGOS. DELI8ER8ING ON WHAT THIS MEANS A8OUT ME. GOOD THINGS ONLY, I'M SURE. ::::)
8ACK "HIVE" QUICKER THAN I EXPECTED. HE TESTED EVERYTHING. LIKE, EEEEEEEEVERYTHING. #SUGGESTIVE
YOU CLEARLY DON'T SEEM TO GET IT, THEN, IF YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY MY ORIGINAL CHITT WAS #SUGGESTIVE.
D--> If you think a simple comment suggesting that you have anatomy related to pailing is sufficient to cause me to break down and sweat, then you are wrong. I have evolved past such meagree trip ups....although...the fact I was the one to create said organs....no it doesn't matter. I can fathom reproductive organs on women I find attractive which I have created quite well, I built aradiabot after all, #nsfw
D--> No. Remove the attractive part. That was autocorrected. DDon't 100k at that.
D--> No....fiddlesticks. Cease, remove those....eightfolded eye stalks off that post....I demand it.
D--> You....are just.....as insufferable....as you were in flesh.
INSUFFERA8LE? I DIDN'T THINK YOU H8ED ME LIKE THAT, EQUIUS. HOW 8AWDY.
D--> I hated that post....but know that any...hatred past...present.....or future.....will be entirely...and utterly platonic.
UGH. SUMMONSES FROM THE WARDEN AGAIN. TR8OROUS, MUTINOUS 8ODY MUST HAVE SENT SOME SORT OF ALERT WHEN A STALACTITE HIT THE GROUND NEXT TO ME. I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHY HE 8OTHERS WITH A MAINTENANCE SCHEDULE WHEN HE PULLS THIS SHIT. SOOOOOOOO DUM8.
GOOD EVENING, CHITTR. ANYTHING INTERESTING AFROND TONIGHT? REGALE ME. ::::)
Oh, good. I had several questions for you, if you have a few moments to answer them?
I DON'T MIND SWAPPING REGALER FOR REGALEE. FIRE AWAY, GALEKH.
Perfect, thank you. Firstly, what transpired to make you the way that you are? I know of the life of at least one Vriska, so I wonder which junction is differentiated to have brought you to being a synthetic troll? Secondly, what does being a robot entail? Do you have any unique abilities, notable weaknesses, do you enjoy it? Do you dislike it?
THE FIRST QUESTION ISN'T SOMETHING I ANSWER OFTEN, LEAST OF ALL IN A PU8LIC-FACING VENUE, 8UT THERE'S ENOUGH INFORM8ION POSTED VIA ALTERN8S OF MY FRIENDS THAT IT'S TO 8E UNDERSTOOD THAT THE POLITE ANSWER IS THAT I DIED AND MY CONSCIOUSNESS/SOUL WAS TRANSFERRED INTO ANOTHER VESSEL. THE SPECIFICS ARE LOCKED SEVERAL REL8IONSHIP LAYERS DEEP, HEHE. THE SECOND QUESTION IS A LITTLE SU8JECTIVE, FOR O8VIOUS REASONS. NO TWO RO8OTS ARE MANUFACTURED THE SAME, YOU KNOW? EVERY SINGLE ONE HAS A WHOLE HOST OF A8ILITIES UNIQUE TO THEIR SPECIFIC CONSTRUCTION, 8UT IF I HAD TO MENTION JUST ONE OR TWO...MAY8E THAT I HAVE A FEW DIFFERENT FRAMES AVAILA8LE TO ME THAT I CAN SWITCH 8ETWEEN, DEPENDING ON THE SITU8ION? ONE, FOR EXAMPLE, IS FULLY SU8MERIS8LE AND CAN WITHSTAND AN IMMENSE AMOUNT OF PRESSURE FOR DEEP-SEA DIVES. AS FAR AS WEAKNESSES AND STRENGTHS GO, IT DEPENDS ON WHO YOU ASK. I THINK I'VE 8ECOME A GR8 MEASURE MORE CARELESS WHEN IT COMES TO WHAT WOULD PREVIOUSLY HAVE 8EEN LIFE-THREATENING SITU8IONS, KNOWING THAT I'M NOT MORTAL IN THE TRADITIONAL SENSE ANY LONGER, 8UT ON THE OTHER HAND, I FIND THAT I TAKE MUCH MORE CARE IN MAKING SURE TO KEEP MYSELF IN GOOD NICK, POLISHING AND 8UFFING MYSELF AND KEEPING MY FLUIDS TOPPED UP PROPERLY. I CERTAINLY DIDN'T GO TO SUCH LENGTHS WHEN I WAS STILL FLESH AND 8ONE. THAT SAID. I THINK ONE OF THE THINGS I ENJOY MOST IS HAVING TOTAL CONTROL OVER MY OWN APPEARANCE. IT SURPRISES PEOPLE, SOMETIMES, WHEN THEY FIND OUT THAT THE LACK OF ARTICUL8ION IN MY FACE WAS A CONSCIOUS DESIGN CHOICE ON MY PART. IF I HAD TO NAME ANYTHING THAT I DISLIKED, IT'S THAT PEOPLE FIND ME EVEN HARDER TO APPROACH 8ECAUSE THEY STRUGGLE TO READ ME, 8UT I THINK THAT'S A FINE TRADE FOR NOT 8EING AN OPEN 8OOK. I'VE 8ECOME QUITE COMFORTA8LE WITH MY CONDITION AND AT THIS POINT, IF YOU CAN'T PLUCK UP THE COURAGE TO SAY HELLO BECAUSE I JUST SO HAPPEN TO 8E MADE OUT OF METAL, YOU WEREN'T ALL THAT WORTH MY TIME IN THE FIRST PLACE. LET ME KNOW IF YOU'VE ANY FURTHER QUESTION. I THINK I'VE 8LA88ERED ENOUGH FOR ONE REPLY. ::::)
I am surprised to hear that the ability to transfer a consciousness into a robotic body is something we as a species are capable of... and the implications of that are quite vast, particularly in how it relates to the afterlife... but for my own sake I would prefer not to get into matters like that. I quite enjoy living in blissful ignorance in that regard. I can see why you would enjoy that! the ability to shape your appearance as you please is certainly useful, but beyond usefulness it would simply be enjoyable. And it is unfortunate that people inherently find it more difficult to approach -- I happen to know and be quite fond of a Vriska myself and it is sad to hear that her or some version of her would have difficulty making friends. I do hope things improve for you on that front.
I DON'T KNOW THAT THERE'S A VRISKA OUT THERE THAT DOESN'T CURRENTLY HAVE OR HAS, IN THE PAST, HAD INTERPERSONAL ISSUES. YOURS MUST 8E PAST THE WORST OF IT IF SHE MANAGED TO SNAG SOME8ODY THAT SEEMS EVEN REMOTELY LEVEL-HEADED, HAHA.
THAT'S THE 8EST PART OF 8EING A RO8OT, ACTUALLY. NO SILLY 8IOLOGICAL TELLS. THERE'S NO 8ODY LANGUAGE TO READ WHEN EVERY MOVEMENT IS DELI8ER8 AND YOUR FACE IS A SOLID METAL PL8. YOU GET WHAT I GIVE YOU. ::::)
FLUTTERING MY LASHES FLIRT8IOUSLY? ME? NO, I'M CALLING YOU A 8ITCH IN MORSE.
I WANT TO WEAR A PONYTAIL TODAY 8UT THAT HEAD HAS A 8IG FUCKOFF DENT IN IT AND EQUIUS IS GOING TO LECTURE ME IF I 8RING IT OVER THERE FOR HIM TO FIX. >::::(
D--> I am sure the dent has a logical reason for being there.
D--> If you perhaps elaborated on why there would be a dent on your, specifically pony tail attached, head. Does the ponytail catch easily on things. Did you ram your head into an opponent while FLARPing.
I DON'T CATCH MY HAIR ON THINGS ANYMORE UNLESS I AM CAUGHT UNAWARES 8Y SOMEONE ELSE. DON'T REALLY FLARP THESE DAYS, EITHER. TRUST ME, THE REASON IS FAR, FAR STUPIDER THAN EVEN THAT.
D--> This only intrigues me further. If you e%plain the reason to me I would be willing to repair the head so that you do not have to elucidate this embarrassment to your Equius.
D--> Hmph. Fine. That is a perfectly c001 and okay with me. I am not bothered.
ON ONE HAND, LAUNDRY HAS BEEN MASSIVELY SIMPLIFIED SINCE I ONLY EVER WEAR ONE THING OVER MY CASING. ON THE OTHER HAND, THE FABRIC IS WHITE AND MECHANICAL FLUIDS ARE MUCH TOUGHER STAINS. YOU WIN SOME, YOU LOSE SOME, I GUESS!
GETTING TO GO OUTSIDE DURING THE DAY AND NOT GET FRIED TO A CRISP IS KIND OF AWESOME, ACTUALLY.
WOW, WHERE HAVE I HEARD THIS 8EFORE? FRET NOT, MY GALLANT KNIGHT. I'M NOT THAT DUM8. EVEN IF I DON'T FRY IN THE TRADITIONAL SENSE, IT'S STILL HELLA UNCOMFORTA8LE TO 8E OUT THERE TOO LONG, ESPECIALLY AT MIDDAY.
D --> Do not sass me you have done comparably inadvisable, in%cusable and incapacitating things before
D --> I can only guess how many times you have returned to your hive and touched something without considering the lingering heat on your metallic carapace leaving a seared marking on perfectly good furniture
MORE WHEN I WAS NEW. MY HIVE GOT DEMOLISHED AAAAAAAAGES AGO NOW, THOUGH.
D --> Is this an insult I do not see how this could be an insult
PICTURE THIS. IT'S THE MIDDLE OF THE MORNING. THE SUN SHADES ARE DOWN AND THE ROOM IS LIGHTLESS. FAINTLY, FROM THE NUTRITION8LOCK, YOU HEAR THE FAINT TINKLING OF METAL ON CERAMIC. YOU DECIDE, AGAINST YOUR 8ETTER JUDGEMENT, TO INVESTIG8. WHEN YOU ENTER THE 8LOCK AND TURN ON THE LIGHT, YOU SEE ME SAT AT THE TA8LE WITH A 8OWL OF NUTS AND 8OLTS. YOU DO NOT RECOGNIZE THE 8OWL. I DO NOT ACKNOWLEDGE YOUR PRESENCE OR EMOTE IN ANY WAY AND CONTINUE SPOONING MY SUPPER AGAINST MY FACEPL8 ONLY FOR THE NUTS AND 8OLTS TO FALL 8ACK DOWN TO REJOIN THEIR 8RETHEREN. YOU ARE A8SOLUTELY FUCKING INCENSED. I DON'T GET HUNGRY, GUYS. I DO IT FOR THE LOVE OF THE GAME.
D--> It has been a while since I have felt so lucky to be in my own timeline rather than any other. Thank you for that Vriskabot.
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[⚙︎ Might've gotten a bit defensive about the idea of someone stea|ing my parts for a bit. ⚙︎] [⚙︎ Name's on the profi|e, anyway. ⚙︎]
>> aaah ¡ want you to have fun then, ¡ won't fau1t you for that. ¡ can't be mad.
IMPORTANT TO NOT THAT NOTHING IS 8EING STOLEN. I HAVE NO MOUTH. I'M NOT ACTUALLY EATING THIS SHIT. I EVEN 8ROUGHT MY OWN 8OWL.
[⚙︎ In that case I guess I'd be chi|| with it. ⚙︎] [⚙︎ Enjoy the |usus hair in your fans. ⚙︎]
CHITTR, IF YOU 8OOTED UP ONE EVENING TO FIND THAT YOUR NEIGH8OR-CUM-MECHANIC-CUM-MANSLAUGHTERER HAD INSTALLED 8LOATWARE ONTO YOUR SYSTEMS AND THAT 8LOATWARE JUST SO HAPPENED TO 8E SOCIAL MEDIA, WOULD YOU TAKE THAT AS A DISPARAGEMENT OF THE AMOUNT OF TIME YOU SPEND INDOORS AND WHY IS THE ANSWER YES? CURRENTLY DE88ING HOW MUCH MANGLING WOULD 8E APPROPTI8 RETALI8ION. PLEASE ADVISE.
D--> Am I e%perience some form of psychosis. Did my tastebuds malfunction and cartilaginous nub's hair follicles fail to detect the spoiled nature of a glass of milk leading to my thinkpan's e%periencing an e%ecutive malfunction. Are you real.
WHAT? WHY WOULD I NOT 8E REAL. WHAT KIND OF DUM8 SHIT QUESTION IS THAT. I HAVE ALREADY SEEN SO MUCH WEIRDER ON THIS SITE.
D--> I find the thought of sapient musclebeasts less ridiculous than the con%ept of a version of serket with a body built by me. It is just....how did it even.....why would I even....