Vriska8ot
@adamantineGrip
NOT YOUR VRISKA.
no way 190 people are online right now. some of you are bots i refuse to believe otherwise
jumping spider on my finger looking at me with its little cute eyes
i need s0me0ne t0 fix me t0 take me apart and put me back t0gether find what is wr0ng and fix it why can i n0t repair my feelings like my 0ther c0mp0nents
8ECAUSE THAT PERTAINS TO THE 'SOUL' PART OF THE SOUL8OT. IT SIMPLY DOES NOT FUNCTION THE SAME WAY AS THE MECHANICAL 8ITS.
i am aware h0w i functi0n the questi0n was rhet0rical
IT'S SUCH A LOVELY, 8ALMY EVENING. THE 8EACH IS NICE THIS TIME OF NIGHT, EVEN IF IT MEANS I NEED TO TAKE THE AIR COMPRESSOR TO MY JOINTS AND SEAMS AFTERWARDS. #WORTHIT
shawty crunchy in the joints but thats okay
where the weird bitches at
f0r the rec0rd i am n0t a sexb0t i understand thats the impressi0n but maybe if i say it en0ugh times s0me0ne will believe me #nsfw
everyone shut the fuck up new bladee
opening my bodys task manager to see whats taking up all my cpu
END TASK. END TASK. END TASK. IT'S STILL FUCKED. #WOE
YES, PLAYING MUSIC DIRECTLY INSIDE OF YOUR THINKSPONGE IS JUST AS AWESOME AS YOU THINK IT IS.
D --> /playmusic ../tunes/se%bomb-humantomejones.flac
NOT INDULGING THAT WITH AN ANSWER. FASCIN8ING THAT YOU MADE AN ATTEMPT, THOUGH. HOW FORWARD OF YOU.
i could have been really good at balloon animals but no instead im chasing darth strider through spaces urethra
:33< horoscope time :33< ♈ mew will m33t a man named mr bed and he will give mew a bottle full of sand :33< ♉ the stars purrdict that tomorrow mew will die :33< ♊ katana joe has it out fur mew beware his dagger :33< ♋ mewre lucky letpurrs are Z N and W :33< ♌ mewre so cute :33< ♍ mew will wake up in mewre bed transfurmed into a bug gregor samsa style :33< ♎ mew will get the high score in billies big bash :33< ♏ the slugs are back :DD :33< ♐ mew should pick up a quick easy fun game... purrhapse campaign fur north afurica? :33< ♑ big squid clawms out of the ground and eats mew NYAT THE WATPURR :33< ♒ taco bell but nyat really that good :33< ♓ unicycle entrapment
OH FUCK YES. I LOVE MY SLUGS. THE CAVERS ARE FULL OF THESE FAT FUCKS.
8ACK "HIVE" QUICKER THAN I EXPECTED. HE TESTED EVERYTHING. LIKE, EEEEEEEEVERYTHING. #SUGGESTIVE
YOU CLEARLY DON'T SEEM TO GET IT, THEN, IF YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY MY ORIGINAL CHITT WAS #SUGGESTIVE.
D--> If you think a simple comment suggesting that you have anatomy related to pailing is sufficient to cause me to break down and sweat, then you are wrong. I have evolved past such meagree trip ups....although...the fact I was the one to create said organs....no it doesn't matter. I can fathom reproductive organs on women I find attractive which I have created quite well, I built aradiabot after all, #nsfw
D--> No. Remove the attractive part. That was autocorrected. DDon't 100k at that.
D--> No....fiddlesticks. Cease, remove those....eightfolded eye stalks off that post....I demand it.
D--> You....are just.....as insufferable....as you were in flesh.
INSUFFERA8LE? I DIDN'T THINK YOU H8ED ME LIKE THAT, EQUIUS. HOW 8AWDY.
[⚙︎ Co|or me curious: How many of y'a|| cou|d hand|e getting shot at vs how many wou|d die? [⚙︎ For the record I'm probab|y in the die camp un|ess I have about 20 minutes to get ready first. ⚙︎]
In commemoration of what once was but now isn't- and what was once was and now is. I wish to beat someone to death erotically. Applications? #nsfwe #death #nsfwv #gore