♠ hated by @adamantineGrip
Beforus really could use a green moon lighting up its sky. Haa Haa.
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UGH. FUCK, I'M TIRED. NOT OF BODY OR SPIRIT. JUST TIRED OF YOU. THE COLLECTIVE "YOU," AS IN THE INDIFFERENT, GANDERBULB-STRAINING STROBE OF THE TIMELINE. IT'S LOW-BATTERY HOURS IN THE KARKAT DIMENSION. GET OFF YOUR MISERABLE, YEARNING ASSES AND DM ME IF YOU WANT TO HOLD AN ACTUAL CONVERSATION. OTHERWISE, GO FLOP BACK INTO YOUR PLUSH, SWADDLED-UP COFFIN OF CHOICE AND YEARN YOURSELF INTO AN EARLY INSECTPULCHER. I ONLY TALK TO TROLLS WITH AN OUNCE OF FUCKING VOLITION IN THEM.

BLAH BLAH BLAH. UNINTERESTING, REDUNDANT CHITT. COMPLETELY WORTHLESS AND UNINTERESTING. I SUCK AND I AM A DUMBFUCK SHIT-FOR-SPONGE WITH GENERIC OPINIONS ON THINGS ON THE INTERNET. I HAVE TECHNICALLY REACHED 100 FOLLOWERS. A BELOATHED COMPULSION FROM THE SAME POWERS THAT YOUR INSIPID FOLLOWS FUEL FORCES ME TO ACKNOWLEDGE AND REWARD THIS. WITH ANY LUCK, NONE OF YOU WILL EVEN READ THIS. TO SIMPLIFY THIS SUREFIRE SCUTTLETRAIN WRECK, I'LL FOLLOW THE TREND OF LEAST EFFORT, JUST BECAUSE I COULD NOT GIVE LESS OF A SHIT. I WILL *HUMOR* THE PREMISE OF THE MOST LIKED COMMENT.



