Troll The Grumpy Old Troll Who Lives Under the Bridge
@bridgeUnderer
I'm a troll. I live under a bridge
>AcK< *revs H0rse*
>AcK< america's Nex+ T0p MOdel Has Never Had A Bridge Fea+ured As A COn+es+an+ And Tha+ Jus+ D0esn'+ Si+ Righ+ Wi+h Me
>AcK< g0ing Crazy Frog S+yle Searching "bing" 0n Bing
>AcK< all These S0-called "web Si+es" Require An "e-mail" Nowadays. Has The W0rld MOved Pas+ The Term "fucboi?"
>AcK< gOre Time! My Beard Is The Only Par+ of Me Tha+ Is Ac+ually Hair
>AcK< lOre Time! My Beard POps off In A Manner Akin TO A Mr PO+a+O Head. I Boil I+ Infrequen+ly
>AcK< i KnOw YOu S+ill Think 0f Me Whenever A HOb0 Camps Benea+h Y0u @gOldenga+ebridge
>AcK< *revs H0rse*
>AcK< +here Aren'+ Nearly Enough Bl Anime Se+ Benea+h Bridges
>AcK< ya Ever Jus+ Look A+ A T0enail And Men+ally Combus+?
>AcK< i+ Truly DO Be Thumb-sucking HOurs
>AcK< pe0ple Be Following Me Like I'm The Pack From Whi+e Win+er Hymnal (+he Bes+ Chris+mas Car0l)
>AcK< someb0dy Really LoOked AcrOss A Chasm And Said, "i'm Gonna Pu+ A Road Here" And Tha+ Was Really Sexy 0f Them
>AcK< immaging P0s+ing To Chi++er, COuldn'+ Be Me
>AcK< i W0uld N0+ Smash Any POkemOn... Who Isn'+ Named Archalud0n
>AcK< +ime To Drink The GlOrp Juice
>AcK< who Up Sl0shing Around In A BOOgish Manner?
>AcK< lasagna R0ule++e
>AcK< i Live To Leak
>AcK< b0u++a Crea+e Wario Versions FOr All Y'all. You've Been Warned, Bu+ This May Take A While
>AcK< +hey Ha+e Me F0r I Am Capable of Experiencing Quadrila+erals In A Manner Mos+ Canno+