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Troll The Grumpy Old Troll Who Lives Under the Bridge

@bridgeUnderer

I'm a troll. I live under a bridge

Blood: OliveAge: Kult Score: 732Kull Score: 56412 followers1 following
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This user is... Whoa, hey, that's a lot to unpack on Chittr! Way too much, actually!
@devilishDebel[DD]

do you guys wAnnA see someth1ng reAlly pAthet1c

Kult: +5
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Ratio: 0.71

>AcK< +he Underside of This Bridge Is Reflec+ive, I Am Familiar Wi+h The Sigh+ 0f Pa+he+icness

Kult: +10
Total: 10

i should start randomly sending malware links to people just to see who will click on them

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Total: 15
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>AcK< i Wan+ T0 Click 0n A Link!!!!

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>AcK< whO Up Ge++ing Blissfully Mindfucked By MOis+ened Ten+acles??

Kult: +32
Kull: +20
Total: 52
Ratio: 1.60
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Knotty
This user appropriately tagged their NSFW. Nice.
@sleepyGhosthunter[SG]

Ahem. #nsfw

>AcK< yOur WOrkplace And Mine Clearly Differ On 0ur Defini+i0ns 0f Safe+y

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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Knotty
This user appropriately tagged their NSFW. Nice.
@sleepyGhosthunter[SG]

You Should Still Tag Your Posts Correctly, What Is The Point Of Having A Tagging System If People Don't Use It.

>AcK< keep Talking And I'll Make This Workplace Very Unsafe

>AcK< curren+ly Drinking A Drink WhO's Tas+e Rand0mizes on Each Sip. Pain..

Kult: +10
Kull: +15
Total: 25
Ratio: 0.67
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FOR THE SAKE OF IT
Pure, simple, blood on the wall, knuckles to face, honest to fuck violence.
Pitch Hearted
A truly reviled user.
Machine Heart
Gears inside this user push crude lifeblood.
Chittr Gold™
This user has Chittr Gold™! Did they seriously pay for this? What a chump.
h0m0sexual
there's a l0t 0f ways t0 be gay, including being this user.
Rabies
This user has gone viral in more than one way.
@undyingGenius[UG]

*Whose.

>AcK< grammar Is F0r Nerds WhO Drink C0ncOc+i0ns Wi+h S+able Flav0rs

>AcK< sl0wly Taking 0u+ The Knigh+s Of The ROund Table For The G00d Of All, In Case I Am N0+ Heard FrOm F0r A While

Kult: +10
Kull: +10
Total: 20
Ratio: 1.00
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demisexual
love yourself
Beforian
Those who came before us.
Forever, in spring.
This user's avid appreciation for East Alternian / Beforan culture will never fade!
@irrefutableDecalogue[ID]

|nterest|ng. W|th Petty Tr|cks, Or |n D|rect Honorable Combat?

>AcK< c0me Find Ou+, Casual

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Total: 5

>AcK< i Am Filled Wi+h Sludge Like When They Tried To Mass-pr0duce Krabby Pa++ies

Kult: +22
Kull: +10
Total: 32
Ratio: 2.20

wait so are you both like one of those space alien trolls and also the traditional troll at the same time or was there really overlap after all

@puppetDave[PD]

>AcK< i Am Tr0ll By All 0rigins Tha+ Would Dic+a+e My Being Such

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A ghost!
This user doesn't actually exist.
But One Dirk of Many
It's splinters all the way down!
@brainghostDirk[BD]

How interesting.

Kult: +10
Kull: +5
Total: 15
Ratio: 2.00

>AcK< h0ly CrOw! I+'s Brian Gavid Dilber+

>AcK< +he Fuck You Mean Bridges Are F0r CrOssing Gaps In The Land? Their In+ended Func+ion Isn'+ TO Be Lived Under? I Need Some Time To PrOcess

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Kull: +10
Total: 29
Ratio: 1.90
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This user officially supports Yuri.
@quintessentialSnark[QS]

Stuff Can Be Two Things

>AcK< +his COncep+ Is Bey0nd Me

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#TagYoureIt
#Its #An #Addiction
Puppymoded
This user is literally a dog. A very good and wonderful dog.
@postTagger[PT]

#PostWorkExhaustionNapHasHands

Kult: +12
Kull: +5
Total: 17
Ratio: 2.40

>AcK< mmmm Concep+s Wi+h Hands

>AcK< idgaf Wha+ Anyone Says, The Bes+ Superman Movie Is The Ir0n Gian+

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Total: 20
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Murder-Go-Round Mofo
Straight up bitchin' Ringmaster of Fight Night.
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gloomliebe
a lovely thinng you are
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@abjectDetermination[AD]

Omg Troll Th3 Grumpy Old Troll Who Liv32 Und3r th3 Bridg3 hii

Kult: +5
Total: 5

>AcK< le+ Me Tell YOu Sm+h, Zabrak "par+ymas+er Flex" Zeph0s! Haii

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Total: 5

>AcK< hO+ Bridges In My Area

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Kull: +5
Total: 20
Ratio: 3.00

>AcK< fuck, Wrong Tab

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@coherentIconoclast[CI]

Hellx friends xn Chittr!!! I have been infxrmed by a bridge trxll that it is "Man-Chest Wednesday"...??? I wxuld usually refrain but I have been txld participatixn is mandatxry!!! Sxxx... X))) https://cdn...imgchest...cxm/files/331c73ade3cd...png #nsfw

Kult: +25
Kull: +10
Total: 35
Ratio: 2.50
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@coherentIconoclast[CI]

Xkay @bridgeUnderer !!! I did it!!! I participated!!!... What nxw??? X)))

>AcK< nOw, I+ Is Burgh Thursday!

>AcK< a++en+i0n! I+ Is NOw Man-+i+ Wednesday

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Total: 25
Ratio: 1.50
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@coherentIconoclast[CI]

Hellx Trxll The Grumpy Xld Trxll Whx Lives Under the Bridge!!!... Dx I gxttaaa it's embarrassinggg X(((

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Total: 2

>AcK< '+is Manda+Ory, I Fear

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Total: 2
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The Real Deal
Around these parts, this user is THE Condescension.
@herimperiousCondesce[HC]

nofin betta t)(an bitin into a coconut 3B-) cept maybe wipin out a native species from existance

Kult: +10
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Total: 20
Ratio: 1.00

>AcK< me When I Forge+ AbOu+ The Exis+ence 0f A Je+ 2 HOliday

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This user has Chittr Gold™! Did they seriously pay for this? What a chump.
Feathery Asshole
despite everything, youre still just a feathery asshole.
unfaltering loyalty
a knight never falters in the face of adversary
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@turntechGodhead[TG]

how many of us are milk drinkers i be drinking a cup whenever i want

Kult: +20
Kull: +10
Total: 30
Ratio: 2.00

>AcK< we Have A Differen+ Kind of Milk Benea+h The Bridges

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>AcK< y0u'll Never See I+ COming

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Total: 25
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Knotty
This user appropriately tagged their NSFW. Nice.
@iridescentDeviant[ID]

Yyou'll ccertainly ssee mme ccoming ouuurrrrggghhhhhhhhhhhhhh #nsfw~<

>AcK< d0n'+ Make A Threa+ You D0n'+ Plan To Deliver UpOn

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Dave Hour
go my davelings.
Knotty
This user appropriately tagged their NSFW. Nice.
@turntechGodzilla[TG]

on that #dolphintraining grind again im gonna do it im gonna get gerome to do a kickflip and its going to be the raddest shit anyones ever seen

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Total: 20
Ratio: 3.00

>AcK< s+op Running Trains On D0lphins

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@ectoBiologist[EB]

i wonder what it means that my alternate future son is blonde...

Kult: +10
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Total: 15
Ratio: 2.00

>AcK< piss-haired Fu+ure Baby

#chittrcΦnfΣssiΦns I'vΣ ψΣt tΦ dissΣct a fullψ intact gΦldblΦΦd spΣcimΣn. But I wΦuld vΣrψ much likΣ tΦ if anψΦnΣ wΦuld bΣ willing tΦ dΦnatΣ thΣir bΦdψ tΦ sciΣncΣ.

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Ratio: 0.33

>AcK< all Tha+ Gli++ers Is Gold