Troll The Grumpy Old Troll Who Lives Under the Bridge

@bridgeUnderer

I'm a troll. I live under a bridge

Blood: OliveAge: 47 years22 sweepsKult Score: 787Kull Score: 66414 followers 1 following

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@pretensiveUndercarriage[PU]

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Troll The Grumpy Old Troll Who Lives Under the Bridge

@bridgeUnderer[BU]

>AcK< i Am NO+ Physically Capable Of No+ Clicking This Link And Using C0de "deb+redemp+ion" A+ CheckOu+

Troll The Grumpy Old Troll Who Lives Under the Bridge

@bridgeUnderer[BU]

>AcK< i KnOw YOu S+ill Think 0f Me Whenever A HOb0 Camps Benea+h Y0u @gOldenga+ebridge

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Cynthe/Skeura Pintek

@mercurialDiode[MD]

▷THIS JIT PAILS WITH BRIDGES◁

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Troll The Grumpy Old Troll Who Lives Under the Bridge

@bridgeUnderer[BU]

>AcK< y0u Be+ Y0ur Swee+ Bippy This Ji+ Does

CAUTION: TOXIC

This user is... Whoa, hey, that's a lot to unpack on Chittr! Way too much, actually!

@devilishDebel[DD]

do you guys wAnnA see someth1ng reAlly pAthet1c

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Troll The Grumpy Old Troll Who Lives Under the Bridge

@bridgeUnderer[BU]

>AcK< +he Underside of This Bridge Is Reflec+ive, I Am Familiar Wi+h The Sigh+ 0f Pa+he+icness

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@epsilonCatatonia[EC]

i should start randomly sending malware links to people just to see who will click on them

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Troll The Grumpy Old Troll Who Lives Under the Bridge

@bridgeUnderer[BU]

>AcK< i Wan+ T0 Click 0n A Link!!!!

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Troll The Grumpy Old Troll Who Lives Under the Bridge

@bridgeUnderer[BU]

>AcK< whO Up Ge++ing Blissfully Mindfucked By MOis+ened Ten+acles??

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Blithe Seryam-Lalonde

Knotty

This user appropriately tagged their NSFW. Nice.

@sleepyGhosthunter[SG]

Ahem. #nsfw

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Troll The Grumpy Old Troll Who Lives Under the Bridge

@bridgeUnderer[BU]

>AcK< yOur WOrkplace And Mine Clearly Differ On 0ur Defini+i0ns 0f Safe+y

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Blithe Seryam-Lalonde

Knotty

This user appropriately tagged their NSFW. Nice.

@sleepyGhosthunter[SG]

You Should Still Tag Your Posts Correctly, What Is The Point Of Having A Tagging System If People Don't Use It.

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Troll The Grumpy Old Troll Who Lives Under the Bridge

@bridgeUnderer[BU]

>AcK< keep Talking And I'll Make This Workplace Very Unsafe

Troll The Grumpy Old Troll Who Lives Under the Bridge

@bridgeUnderer[BU]

>AcK< curren+ly Drinking A Drink WhO's Tas+e Rand0mizes on Each Sip. Pain..

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FOR THE SAKE OF IT

Pure, simple, blood on the wall, knuckles to face, honest to fuck violence.

Pitch Hearted

A truly reviled user.

Machine Heart

Gears inside this user push crude lifeblood.

Chittr Gold™

This user has Chittr Gold™! Did they seriously pay for this? What a chump.

h0m0sexual

there's a l0t 0f ways t0 be gay, including being this user.

Rabies

This user has gone viral in more than one way.

@undyingGenius[UG]

*Whose.

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Troll The Grumpy Old Troll Who Lives Under the Bridge

@bridgeUnderer[BU]

>AcK< grammar Is F0r Nerds WhO Drink C0ncOc+i0ns Wi+h S+able Flav0rs

Troll The Grumpy Old Troll Who Lives Under the Bridge

@bridgeUnderer[BU]

>AcK< sl0wly Taking 0u+ The Knigh+s Of The ROund Table For The G00d Of All, In Case I Am N0+ Heard FrOm F0r A While

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Ptolmy Kanast: Supreme Duelist

Beforian

Those who came before us.

Forever, in spring.

This user's avid appreciation for East Alternian / Beforan culture will never fade!

Sword Saint

User has decided to live and die by the sword.

@irrefutableDecalogue[ID]

|nterest|ng. W|th Petty Tr|cks, Or |n D|rect Honorable Combat?

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Troll The Grumpy Old Troll Who Lives Under the Bridge

@bridgeUnderer[BU]

>AcK< c0me Find Ou+, Casual

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Troll The Grumpy Old Troll Who Lives Under the Bridge

@bridgeUnderer[BU]

>AcK< i Am Filled Wi+h Sludge Like When They Tried To Mass-pr0duce Krabby Pa++ies

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@puppetDave[PD]

wait so are you both like one of those space alien trolls and also the traditional troll at the same time or was there really overlap after all

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Troll The Grumpy Old Troll Who Lives Under the Bridge

@bridgeUnderer[BU]

>AcK< i Am Tr0ll By All 0rigins Tha+ Would Dic+a+e My Being Such

A ghost!

This user doesn't actually exist.

But One Dirk of Many

It's splinters all the way down!

@brainghostDirk[BD]

How interesting.

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Troll The Grumpy Old Troll Who Lives Under the Bridge

@bridgeUnderer[BU]

>AcK< h0ly CrOw! I+'s Brian Gavid Dilber+

Troll The Grumpy Old Troll Who Lives Under the Bridge

@bridgeUnderer[BU]

>AcK< +he Fuck You Mean Bridges Are F0r CrOssing Gaps In The Land? Their In+ended Func+ion Isn'+ TO Be Lived Under? I Need Some Time To PrOcess

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Yuri Official

This user officially supports Yuri.

@quintessentialSnark[QS]

Stuff Can Be Two Things

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Troll The Grumpy Old Troll Who Lives Under the Bridge

@bridgeUnderer[BU]

>AcK< +his COncep+ Is Bey0nd Me

#TagYoureIt

#Its #An #Addiction

i llovee you ᨑ_ᨑ

ffriendd of ffourss

Puppymoded

This user is literally a dog. A very good and wonderful dog.

@postTagger[PT]

#PostWorkExhaustionNapHasHands

#postworkexhaustionnaphashands

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Troll The Grumpy Old Troll Who Lives Under the Bridge

@bridgeUnderer[BU]

>AcK< mmmm Concep+s Wi+h Hands

Troll The Grumpy Old Troll Who Lives Under the Bridge

@bridgeUnderer[BU]

>AcK< idgaf Wha+ Anyone Says, The Bes+ Superman Movie Is The Ir0n Gian+

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Zabrak "Partymaster Flex" Zephos

Murder-Go-Round Mofo

Straight up bitchin' Ringmaster of Fight Night.

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gloomliebe

a lovely thinng you are

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@abjectDetermination[AD]

Omg Troll Th3 Grumpy Old Troll Who Liv32 Und3r th3 Bridg3 hii

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Troll The Grumpy Old Troll Who Lives Under the Bridge

@bridgeUnderer[BU]

>AcK< le+ Me Tell YOu Sm+h, Zabrak "par+ymas+er Flex" Zeph0s! Haii

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Troll The Grumpy Old Troll Who Lives Under the Bridge

@bridgeUnderer[BU]

>AcK< hO+ Bridges In My Area

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@bridgeUnderer[BU]

>AcK< fuck, Wrong Tab

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@coherentIconoclast[CI]

Hellx friends xn Chittr!!! I have been infxrmed by a bridge trxll that it is "Man-Chest Wednesday"...??? I wxuld usually refrain but I have been txld participatixn is mandatxry!!! Sxxx... X))) https://cdn...imgchest...cxm/files/331c73ade3cd...png #nsfw

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@coherentIconoclast[CI]

Xkay @bridgeUnderer !!! I did it!!! I participated!!!... What nxw??? X)))

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Troll The Grumpy Old Troll Who Lives Under the Bridge

@bridgeUnderer[BU]

>AcK< nOw, I+ Is Burgh Thursday!

Troll The Grumpy Old Troll Who Lives Under the Bridge

@bridgeUnderer[BU]

>AcK< a++en+i0n! I+ Is NOw Man-+i+ Wednesday

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@coherentIconoclast[CI]

Hellx Trxll The Grumpy Xld Trxll Whx Lives Under the Bridge!!!... Dx I gxttaaa it's embarrassinggg X(((

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Troll The Grumpy Old Troll Who Lives Under the Bridge

@bridgeUnderer[BU]

>AcK< '+is Manda+Ory, I Fear

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)(er Imperious Condescension

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The Real Deal

Around these parts, this user is THE Condescension.

@herimperiousCondesce[HC]

nofin betta t)(an bitin into a coconut 3B-) cept maybe wipin out a native species from existance

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Troll The Grumpy Old Troll Who Lives Under the Bridge

@bridgeUnderer[BU]

>AcK< me When I Forge+ AbOu+ The Exis+ence 0f A Je+ 2 HOliday

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Chittr Gold™

This user has Chittr Gold™! Did they seriously pay for this? What a chump.

Feathery Asshole

despite everything, youre still just a feathery asshole.

@turntechGodhead[TG]

how many of us are milk drinkers i be drinking a cup whenever i want

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Troll The Grumpy Old Troll Who Lives Under the Bridge

@bridgeUnderer[BU]

>AcK< we Have A Differen+ Kind of Milk Benea+h The Bridges

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Troll The Grumpy Old Troll Who Lives Under the Bridge

@bridgeUnderer[BU]

>AcK< y0u'll Never See I+ COming

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Knotty

This user appropriately tagged their NSFW. Nice.

@iridescentDeviant[ID]

Yyou'll ccertainly ssee mme ccoming ouuurrrrggghhhhhhhhhhhhhh #nsfw~<

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Troll The Grumpy Old Troll Who Lives Under the Bridge

@bridgeUnderer[BU]

>AcK< d0n'+ Make A Threa+ You D0n'+ Plan To Deliver UpOn

Dave Hour

go my davelings.

Knotty

This user appropriately tagged their NSFW. Nice.

@turntechGodzilla[TG]

on that #dolphintraining grind again im gonna do it im gonna get gerome to do a kickflip and its going to be the raddest shit anyones ever seen

#dolphintraining

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Troll The Grumpy Old Troll Who Lives Under the Bridge

@bridgeUnderer[BU]

>AcK< s+op Running Trains On D0lphins