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Sollux_Captor

@twinAbomination

IIm better then all of you THE VOIICE2...

Blood: GoldKult Score: 371Kull Score: 5317 followers 11 following

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Rosalina (Rose) Lalonde

OH THE HORRORTERROR!!!

This user is literally a Horrorterror.

Trolltism

This user is neuro anything but typical.

I miss my wife Tails

this user misses their wife* no matter where they are (*wife gender neutral)

@nightterrorPsychologist[NP]

I'm watching Karkat trying to read a book, it's just as sad as always. Crab claws for hands might be a fate worse then anything Srvive physically did to us.

Kult: +7

Total: 7

Barak Trollbama

PEACE Elected Official

An elected official of the Party of Earth-C'S Alliance for Citizen Empowerment

Verified

A user of established repute

@barackObama[BO]

Life is too short. Ragebait that Strider.

Kult: +116

Kull: +52

Total: 168

Ratio: 2.23

Verified

A user of established repute

Chittr Gold™

This user has Chittr Gold™! Did they seriously pay for this? What a chump.

Feathery Asshole

despite everything, youre still just a feathery asshole.

unfaltering loyalty

a knight never falters in the face of adversary

ISP Honorary Member

This user is an honorary member of the Invisibl Skratch Piklz.

@turntechGodhead[TG]

we deserve it

Kult: +12

Total: 12

Verified

A user of established repute

h0m0sexual

there's a l0t 0f ways t0 be gay, including being this user.

Yaoi Official

This user officially supports Yaoi.

Dave Hour

go my davelings.

@turntechStrider[TS]

which one

Kult: +7

Total: 7

transgender

love yourself

Rabies

This user has gone viral in more than one way.

Dave Hour

go my davelings.

Yuri Official

This user officially supports Yuri.

Sword Saint

User has decided to live and die by the sword.

@blatantGodhead[BG]

not cool dude

Kult: +7

Total: 7

Yaoi Official

This user officially supports Yaoi.

@titlesTranquilized[TT]

I agree.

Kult: +7

Total: 7

doobah https://i.postimg.cc/YCjJbpMc/doyalikejazz.png

Kult: +7

Total: 7

Daeve "The Minion" Stroder

@truntcheGoodhat[TG]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RgKAFK5djSk

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Kult: +5

Total: 5

dsprite (she/her)

Feathery Asshole

despite everything, youre still just a feathery asshole.

transgender

love yourself

Knotty

This user appropriately tagged their NSFW. Nice.

@turntechGodbird[TG]

its free and easy

Kult: +5

Total: 5

Broseph "Bro" Strider

Verified

A user of established repute

PEACE Elected Official

An elected official of the Party of Earth-C'S Alliance for Citizen Empowerment

Trollbama’s Kryptonite

Will they still call this user Superman?

@broStrider[BS]

I love you but also fuck you.

@twinAbomination[TA]

iif ii get anymore dumb me22age2 iim goiing two get a headache 2o bad only an entiire bottle of mediiciine wiill be able two cure iit. #targeted #vaugepo2tiing

#vaugeposting #targeted

Kult: +22

Kull: +10

Total: 32

Ratio: 2.20

@glitteryJester[GJ]

i thought ww wwrw playing 2 truths and 1 liw :_)

↩ @glitteryJester[GJ]

@twinAbomination[TA]

we were NOT

Kull: +5

Total: 5

@twinAbomination[TA]

II prediict everythiing wiill go my way and iill iinteract wiith equiiu2 wiithout hiim GETTIING ON MY NERVE2

Kult: +20

Total: 20

@twinAbomination[TA]

ii keep gettiind pariinoiid that a 2peciifiic 2OMEONE ii2 goiing two tell the whole iinternet about 2omeone el2e ii may or may not enjoy the pre2ence of.. #vaugepo2tiing

Kult: +15

Kull: +15

Total: 30

Ratio: 1.00

@carcinoGenital[CG]

I WILL.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @carcinoGenital[CG]

@twinAbomination[TA]

YOU BETTER NOT KARKAT II 2WEAR

Kult: +7

Kull: +5

Total: 12

Ratio: 1.40

@twinAbomination[TA]

guy2 waiit ii watched viideo2 and the cello 2ound2 really good.. ii kiinda wanna watch 2omeone play iit

Kult: +10

Total: 10

@twinAbomination[TA]

Do 2triing iin2trument2 even 2ound good? II haven’t lii2tened two one iin 2o long liike what even doe2 a cello 2ound liike dude

Kult: +15

Kull: +10

Total: 25

Ratio: 1.50

@groovyKosmonaut[GK]

☆ listen to some tasty bass liKKs, they’re the best stringed instruments imo☆

Kult: +5

Total: 5

@amicableEnemy[AE]

str/I\ng /I\nstruments draw upon v/I\brat/I\ons for the/I\r sound. they tend to feel l/I\ke a hum of the body. /I\ prefer them to most woodw/I\nds but a good brass /I\nstrument can set you r/I\ght for power.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

@twinAbomination[TA]

ii can con2tantly hear the voiice2 but you know what maybe iif ii get 2omethiing two go my way ii can iignore iit

@twinAbomination[TA]

II ju2t felt an iin2ane amount of beiing humbled once II realiized that II got exciited about a 2peciifiic 2omeone followiing me

Kult: +2

Kull: +10

Total: 12

Ratio: 0.20

@twinAbomination[TA]

The 2peed of wiich my mood 2wiing2 are happeniing ii2 crazy

Kult: +7

Total: 7

@twinAbomination[TA]

Anyone that 2ay2 ii have bad po2ture ii2 hatiing for no rea2on ii have a perfectly fiine po2ture and my back ii2 fiine.

Kult: +29

Kull: +25

Total: 54

Ratio: 1.16

Sollux "Thorax" Captor

@twinAmnesias[TA]

your po2ture ii2 fuckiing fiine, po2ture ii2 a made up 2tupiid 2hiit human thiing anyway.

Kult: +7

Total: 7

@symbioticAutomata[SA]

h0w much 1bupr0fen have y0u taken t0day? #zubztance ????

Kull: +5

Total: 5

↩ @symbioticAutomata[SA]

Sollux "Thorax" Captor

@twinAmnesias[TA]

My back paiin ii2 from more acute rea2on2 than po2ture, but two an2wer your que2tiion 0 twoday, 0 thii2 week, but II do have trollonol, trollxcederiin, and trollviil avaiilable for iif iit'2 needed. #2ub2tance

Kult: +10

Total: 10

↩ @symbioticAutomata[SA]

@twinAbomination[TA]

none ii dont need any (a lot.)

Kult: +5

Total: 5

@twinAbomination[TA]

One of my machiine2 broke and now ii have two talk two thii2 2weaty iimbeciile 2o he can fuckiing fiix iit. IIm 2o pii22ed off riight now http2://2hare.google/z3ymXCZYiiRCNtcP61

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@twinAbomination[TA]

2o how gay ii2 iit two be obe22ed wiith 2omeone

Kult: +45

Kull: +30

Total: 75

Ratio: 1.50

Verified

A user of established repute

Yaoi Official

This user officially supports Yaoi.

Yuri Official

This user officially supports Yuri.

@timaeusTestified[TT]

The polls usually say it's pretty goddamn gay.

Kult: +10

Kull: +5

Total: 15

Ratio: 2.00

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@commanderGenes[CG]

WHO'RE YOU OBSESSED WITH? DEPENDS.

Kult: +5

Kull: +5

Total: 10

Ratio: 1.00

@numberoneRainbowdashfan[NR]

Pretty gay. Really gay even.

Kult: +7

Kull: +5

Total: 12

Ratio: 1.40

↩ @commanderGenes[CG]

@twinAbomination[TA]

II dont know iif ii can an2wer that wiithout wantiing two explode anyone that 2ee2 my an2wer 2o iim not gonna an2wer that on a full dii2play publiic chiit dude

Kult: +7

Total: 7

Sollux "Thorax" Captor

@twinAmnesias[TA]

II'm apparently gay for the boob2 and nook2 all of a 2udden and II don't know why. 2o pretty gay #n2fw

Kult: +5

Total: 5

@jadeyHarls[JH]

get frogged idiot 🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸

Kult: +98

Kull: +52

Total: 150

Ratio: 1.88

❤️ Hearts Roxy #mafiaprincess L. ❤️

@mafiaPrincess[MP]

rechitt to all ur friends to totally FROG them

Kult: +15

Kull: +7

Total: 22

Ratio: 2.14

Verified

A user of established repute

Sword Saint

User has decided to live and die by the sword.

xx_LAWL_xD_xx

Chchow is your friend!

@walkstabwalK[WK]

IM GOING TO END HER

Kull: +5

Total: 5

↩ @walkstabwalK[WK]

@jadeyHarls[JH]

hehehehehehehehehehe

Kull: +5

Total: 5

Patron

A certified moneyspender. Thanks for supporting the site!

@passiveSerialization[PS]

oh! i have been frogged! what a good laugh. thank you, dear one, i needed such mirth in my life.

Kult: +10

Kull: +5

Total: 15

Ratio: 2.00

@twinAbomination[TA]

ii need to 2end t2 to KK

Kull: +5

Total: 5

@twinAbomination[TA]

iignore that la2t po2e guy2 ii wa2 tweakiing out the voiice2 got really fuckiing loud for a few miinute2 ANYWAY2 iim back iim totally fiine and al2o ju2t becau2e ii feel liike kk ii2 a biitch

Kult: +15

Kull: +10

Total: 25

Ratio: 1.50

Sollux "Thorax" Captor

@twinAmnesias[TA]

@barackObama would liike two know iif you have taken your mediicatiion (and al2o would liike two know your locatiion)

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @twinAmnesias[TA]

@twinAbomination[TA]

no ii havent taken my med2 and ii am peacefully iin my hiive

Kult: +5

Total: 5

@twinAbomination[TA]

the voiice2 are 2creamiing the voiice2 are 2creamiing the voiice2 are 2creamiing the voiice2 are 2creamiing the voiice2 are 2creamiing the voiice2 are 2creamiing the voiice2 are 2creamiing the voiice2 are 2creamiing the voiice2 are 2creamiing the voiice2 are 2creamiing the voiice2 are 2creamiing the voiice2 are 2creamiing the voiice2 are 2creamiing the voiice2 are 2creamiing the voiice2 are 2creamiing the voiice2 are 2creamiing the voiice2 are 2creamiing the voiice2 are 2creamiing the voiice2 are 2creamiing the voiice2 are 2creamiing the voiice2 are 2creamiing the voiice2 are 2creamiing the voiice2 are 2creamiing the voiice2 are 2creamiing the voiice2 are 2creamiing

Kult: +11

Kull: +5

Total: 16

Ratio: 2.20

sami (derogatory)

@deadlyMadness[DM]

hard rechitt bc yeah

Kult: +7

Total: 7

@twinAbomination[TA]

2ee.. hypothetiically iif ii "acciidentaly" break 2omethiing HYPOTHETIICALLY iin order two talk two a 2peciifiic 2omeone who (100% HYPOTHETIICALLY) happen2 two be a guy HYPOTHETIICALLY iif ii want excu2e2 two talk two hiim HYPOTHETIICALLY REMEMBER THII2 II2 HYPOTHETIICAL... would that be gay???

Kult: +20

Kull: +25

Total: 45

Ratio: 0.80

@crypticClinomaniac[CC]

its onlly gay hypothetically dont worry bro

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @crypticClinomaniac[CC]

@twinAbomination[TA]

ok ok good becau2e thii2 ii2 ONLY a hypothetiical and TOTALLY 100% II2NT REAL

@carcinoGenital[CG]

YES.

Kult: +5

Kull: +5

Total: 10

Ratio: 1.00

↩ @carcinoGenital[CG]

@twinAbomination[TA]

fuck.

Kult: +2

Total: 2

@twinAbomination[TA]

II for2ee my fuckiing back hurtiing (ow ow ow OW ow. iim iin paiin riight now) anyway2 iim gettiing back on my gamer griind

Kult: +22

Kull: +25

Total: 47

Ratio: 0.88

@carcinoGenital[CG]

IT’S HURTING BECAUSE YOUR ENTIRE SKELETAL STRUCTURE IS CURRENTLY TRYING TO EVOLVE INTO THE SHAPE OF A RECLINER OUT OF SHEER DESPERATION.

Kull: +5

Total: 5

Matthew Lillard

@matthewLillard[ML]

My back is hurting too, that's what you kind of get whenever you are getting older :-(

Kult: +12

Total: 12

↩ @carcinoGenital[CG]

@twinAbomination[TA]

LIITERALLY WHAT THE HELL NO IIT2 NOT II HAVE A PERFECTLY NORMAL 2KELETAL 2TRUCTURE MY PO2TURE II2 GREAT

Kult: +2

Total: 2

↩ @matthewLillard[ML]

@twinAbomination[TA]

iim not old but ii hope you feel better ii 2uppo2e

Kult: +5

Total: 5

@twinAbomination[TA]

KARKAT IIS A BIITCH ASS MOTHER FUCKER AND II PREDIICT IIN MY VIISIIONS HES GONNA DIIE TONIIGHT

Kult: +87

Kull: +95

Total: 182

Ratio: 0.92

↩ @twinAbomination[TA]

Matthew Lillard

@matthewLillard[ML]

Hey man.. You shouldn't put people down like this.

Kult: +7

Total: 7

↩ @matthewLillard[ML]

@twinAbomination[TA]

ii apoliigii2e.

Kult: +5

Kull: +5

Total: 10

Ratio: 1.00

↩ @matthewLillard[ML]

@twinAbomination[TA]

2HUT UP. (ii am 2orry.)

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @carcinoGenital[CG]

@twinAbomination[TA]

NO IIM NOT WE BOTH NOW IIM VERY IIMPORTANT YOU 2TUPIID FUCKWAD.

Kull: +5

Total: 5

@carcinoGeneticist[CG]

IF I DO, I'M TAKING YOU THE FUCK DOWN WITH ME.

Kult: +12

Kull: +5

Total: 17

Ratio: 2.40

↩ @twinAbomination[TA]

@carcinoGenital[CG]

I CALLED YOU NOTHING BECAUSE "NOTHING" IS A GENEROUS UPGRADE FROM THE PATHETIC, TWO-TONED PSYCHIC TRASH FIRE YOU CURRENTLY REPRESENT.

Kult: +7

Kull: +5

Total: 12

Ratio: 1.40

↩ @carcinoGeneticist[CG]

@twinAbomination[TA]

NO YOUR NOT IIM 2O MUCH MORE 2UPIIRIIOR THAN YOU IIM NOT GOIING TO DIIE EVER

Kull: +5

Total: 5

↩ @carcinoGenital[CG]

@twinAbomination[TA]

2HUT THE HELL UP YOURE JU2T 2AYIING THAT TO HAVE A "GOOD ENOUGH" COMBACK. and your comback2 2UCK btw.

↩ @twinAbomination[TA]

@carcinoGeneticist[CG]

YOU FUCKING WISH. I'LL TAKE YOU WITH ME. YOU LITTLE SHIT.

↩ @carcinoGeneticist[CG]

@twinAbomination[TA]

no you WONT fuck you!! iim 2o much better diie diie DIIEEEE

@twinAbomination[TA]

ii thiink there2 only ONE per2on who ii2nt better than me. you num2kull2 can argue over who iit ii2 but ii dont really care becau2e NONE of you are gettiing to know.

Kult: +27

Kull: +15

Total: 42

Ratio: 1.80

Sollux "Thorax" Captor

@twinAmnesias[TA]

2o you thiink 2iimiilarly iintere2tiing and noted.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

@carcinoGenital[CG]

THANK YOU, SOLLUX. THANK YOU FOR GRACING US WITH YET ANOTHER VAGUE, CRYPTIC NUGGET OF PURE, ARROGANT PERFECTION FROM THE DEPTHS OF YOUR TWICE-BAKED PSYCHE.

↩ @carcinoGenital[CG]

@twinAbomination[TA]

ii am VERY iimportant and wii2e wiith my cryptiic me22age2. FUCK YOU.

Kult: +5

Total: 5