Sollux_Captor

1 week ago

ii ju2t found 2ome 2ea2oniing. ii need two put thii2 ontwo everythiing now iit ha2 2o much flavor

thiinkiing about every tiime II've been rude two 2omeone, and II've gotta admiit iit'2 pretty great, II al2o realiize iit'2 not that bad iif 2omeone ii2 an a22 two me iif they're hot enough

II'm 2o bored, but II don't have any new game2 on my computer two play

Kult: +2

Total: 2

II keep 2eeiing everyone po2t 2cent2 2o iim doiing iit two, ii 2uppo2e. http2://cdn.iimgche2t.com/fiile2/24390a0d3848.webp #2centpo2tiing

#scentposting

Kult: +12

Kull: +10

Total: 22

Ratio: 1.20

y0u have t0 upl0ad it ribbit t0 imgchest ribbit 0r filegarden th0se are y0ur ribbit pers0nal files

Kult: +10

Total: 10

↩ @aradiaBotted[AB]

Thank you ii wa2 2o confu2ed at fiir2t

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Total: 7

Beiing an a22 ii2 really great becau2e ii have the 2kiill two back iit up mo2t of the tiime.

Kult: +7

Total: 7

ii thiink ii ju2t had the mo2t amaziing experiience ever

Kult: +12

Total: 12

II thiink 2omeone’2 jealou2 of my game

Kult: +32

Kull: +37

Total: 69

Ratio: 0.86

KARKAT VANTAS

@carcinoGenital[CG]

I DO NOT WANT TO HEAR ABOUT YOUR SEX LIFE.

Kult: +5

Kull: +12

Total: 17

Ratio: 0.42

↩ @carcinoGenital[CG]

II WA2NT 2AYIING ANYTHIING ABOUT 2EX IIDIIOT #n2fw

#nsfw

Kult: +7

Kull: +5

Total: 12

Ratio: 1.40

↩ @carcinoGenital[CG]

but y0ur handle ribbit has genital ribbit in it #nsfw

#nsfw

Kull: +10

Total: 10

↩ @aradiaBotted[AB]

KARKAT VANTAS

@carcinoGenital[CG]

IT IS TOTALLY NORMAL BIOLOGICALLY ACCURATE TERM.

Kult: +7

Total: 7

↩ @carcinoGenital[CG]

that is n0t what i was ribbit implying ribbit

Kull: +5

Total: 5

Alriight ii feel better now but ju2t a remiinder two my2elf two not driink that much coffee agaiin

Kult: +29

Kull: +20

Total: 49

Ratio: 1.45

*2criibble2 note2 down* do you thiink 50 would have been any le22 awful?

↩ @twinAmnesias[TA]

maybe but iim not 2ure

↩ @twinAbomination[TA]

II do not thiink iit ii2 worth re-runniing though, but the power2 at 100 were iindeed veriifiied two an extent at lea2t.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

@twiinAmne2iia2 ok update ii drank 100 cup2 of coffee and my entiire body ii2 2hakiing

@twinAmnesias

Kult: +90

Kull: +90

Total: 180

Ratio: 1.00

↩ @twinAmnesias[TA]

ii diid notiice the voiice2 liike completely 2twopped for a few miinute2... and ii thiink liike my eye2 were glowiing

↩ @twinAmnesias[TA]

the human cart00n ribbit is n0t a c0mparis0n ribbit if it w0uld n0t kill y0ur alt 0r n0t but i respect ribbit the hustle #death

#death

↩ @twinAbomination[TA]

the voiice2 2topped you 2ay? *wriite2 u2iing a lot of exclamatiion poiint2* thii2 could iindeed be u2eful a2 generally the only thiing that 2top2 the voiice2 for me ii2 diiggiing my2elf iin a hole and curliing up iin a ball, or dii2tractiing my2elf. There wa2 another way but II have been 2worn two 2ecrecy unle22 II wii2h two be brought back two liife, ferally mauled two the poiint of dyiing, brought back two liife agaiin, and ferally mauled two death agaiin, wiith my piiece2 beiing axed apart and 2cattered throughout the dreambubble2.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @aradiaBotted[AB]

Troll2 are made out of tough 2tuff, iif II fiigured iit would have been fatal II would have a2ked 2omeone II care le22 about than another my2elf two accomplii2h the 2ame ta2k.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @twinAmnesias[TA]

y0u d0 ribbit kn0w i am still a tr0ll even th0ugh ribbit im in a r0b0t suit anyway yes i am sure y0u w0uld have ribbit tested it 0n s0me0ne ribbit y0u hate ribbit

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @aradiaBotted[AB]

What happen2 iif a hybriid troll bot driink2 100 cup2 of coffee?

↩ @twinAmnesias[TA]

i cann0t c0nsume c0ffee ribbit until i get my upgrades

↩ @aradiaBotted[AB]

an experiiment for a future tiime then would you be oppo2ed two beiing locked iinto liike a giiant 2pheriical adamantiium cage wiith anyone you dii2liike? You know, ju2t iin ca2e of 2ome murderou2 rampage that could occur? We could 2ell pay per viiew 2ub2criiptiion2 two iit probably

Eridan Ampora

@caligulasAntithesis[CA]

what

↩ @caligulasAntithesis[CA]

iim fiine.. iim ju2t kiind of tiired and ii feel.. iim 2tiill 2hakiing a liittle

II ju2t undere2tiimated how tiired ii would get after the cra2h of three coffee cup2...

Kult: +37

Kull: +35

Total: 72

Ratio: 1.06

II wa2 expectiing better, damn. *wriite2 note2 for hii2 own reference regardiing the coffee 2ub2tance*

↩ @twinAmnesias[TA]

ii probably ju2t diidnt have enough coffee. ii can deffiinetly handle iit

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @twinAbomination[TA]

iif you could ju2t go ahead and te2t that for both of u2, that would be great.

↩ @twinAmnesias[TA]

you know what, ii have nothiing better two do 2o 2ure.. how many cup2 2hould ii driink

↩ @twinAbomination[TA]

100

↩ @twinAmnesias[TA]

bet.

↩ @twinAbomination[TA]

II watched a human do iit once iin a aniimated 2iimulatiion

Kult: +5

Total: 5

#worth #caffinecrash #gaminggrind

Ok the coffee ii2 kiinda weariing off ii feel liike iim about two cra2h BUT ii diid get farther than ii u2ually do on my game 2o iit wa2 WORTH IIT no matter how loud the voiice2 got overtiime #worth iit #caffiinecra2h #gamiinggriind

Kult: +24

Kull: +10

Total: 34

Ratio: 2.40

Eridan Ampora

@caligulasAntithesis[CA]

okay you keep mentionin these vvoices and i cant tell if its a bit or if it's serious

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @caligulasAntithesis[CA]

iit2 liike both mo2t of the tiime ii tune iit out iit2 not liike they 2ay word2 ii2 ju2t 2cream2 and whii2per2 iim u2ed two iit by now

The voiice2 are 2creamiing, iim on my fuckiing gamer griind, iive had liike 3 cup2 of coffee twoday.. II AM UN2TOPABLE

Kult: +51

Kull: +40

Total: 91

Ratio: 1.27

Eridan Ampora

@caligulasAntithesis[CA]

three cups of coffee?? are you sure your baateryacidpusher can handle that

Kult: +5

Kull: +5

Total: 10

Ratio: 1.00

what game are y0u playing

↩ @caligulasAntithesis[CA]

II'll probably be fiine

↩ @aradiaBotted[AB]

Lethal Company

↩ @twinAbomination[TA]

y0u are c00ked

↩ @aradiaBotted[AB]

iim FIINE, iim great at thii2 game. plu2 ii can handle three cup2 of coffee, ii feel GREAT.

Kull: +2

Total: 2

↩ @twinAbomination[TA]

if y0u say s0 but if ribbit y0u need the v0ices t0 be ribbit calmed d0 n0t hesitate t0 c0ntact me as i will ribbit punch the damned back t0 hell #vi0lence #hell

#violence #hell

Kult: +5

Total: 5

II thiink II ju2t hiit the fuckiing jackpot..

Kult: +15

Kull: +5

Total: 20

Ratio: 3.00

0 months ago

ii 2eriiou2ly need two po2t more ii ju2t have twotally better thiing2 two do than thii2

Kult: +2

Kull: +15

Total: 17

Ratio: 0.13

iif ii get anymore dumb me22age2 iim goiing two get a headache 2o bad only an entiire bottle of mediiciine wiill be able two cure iit. #targeted #vaugepo2tiing

#vaugeposting #targeted

Kult: +22

Kull: +10

Total: 32

Ratio: 2.20

Naaspe Okkena

@glitteryJester[GJ]

i thought ww wwrw playing 2 truths and 1 liw :_)

↩ @glitteryJester[GJ]

we were NOT

Kull: +5

Total: 5

II prediict everythiing wiill go my way and iill iinteract wiith equiiu2 wiithout hiim GETTIING ON MY NERVE2

Kult: +20

Total: 20

ii keep gettiind pariinoiid that a 2peciifiic 2OMEONE ii2 goiing two tell the whole iinternet about 2omeone el2e ii may or may not enjoy the pre2ence of.. #vaugepo2tiing

#vaugeposting

Kult: +15

Kull: +15

Total: 30

Ratio: 1.00

KARKAT VANTAS

@carcinoGenital[CG]

I WILL.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @carcinoGenital[CG]

YOU BETTER NOT KARKAT II 2WEAR

Kult: +7

Kull: +5

Total: 12

Ratio: 1.40

guy2 waiit ii watched viideo2 and the cello 2ound2 really good.. ii kiinda wanna watch 2omeone play iit

Kult: +10

Total: 10

Do 2triing iin2trument2 even 2ound good? II haven’t lii2tened two one iin 2o long liike what even doe2 a cello 2ound liike dude

Kult: +15

Kull: +10

Total: 25

Ratio: 1.50

Ikonos Taikon

@groovyKosmonaut[GK]

☆ listen to some tasty bass liKKs, they’re the best stringed instruments imo☆

Kult: +5

Total: 5

Livido Muhgun

@amicableEnemy[AE]

str/I\ng /I\nstruments draw upon v/I\brat/I\ons for the/I\r sound. they tend to feel l/I\ke a hum of the body. /I\ prefer them to most woodw/I\nds but a good brass /I\nstrument can set you r/I\ght for power.

Kult: +5

Total: 5