Sollux_Captor

iif ii get anymore dumb me22age2 iim goiing two get a headache 2o bad only an entiire bottle of mediiciine wiill be able two cure iit. #targeted #vaugepo2tiing

#vaugeposting #targeted

Kult: +22

Kull: +10

Total: 32

Ratio: 2.20

Naaspe Okkena

@glitteryJester[GJ]

i thought ww wwrw playing 2 truths and 1 liw :_)

↩ @glitteryJester[GJ]

we were NOT

Kull: +5

Total: 5

II prediict everythiing wiill go my way and iill iinteract wiith equiiu2 wiithout hiim GETTIING ON MY NERVE2

Kult: +20

Total: 20

ii keep gettiind pariinoiid that a 2peciifiic 2OMEONE ii2 goiing two tell the whole iinternet about 2omeone el2e ii may or may not enjoy the pre2ence of.. #vaugepo2tiing

#vaugeposting

Kult: +15

Kull: +15

Total: 30

Ratio: 1.00

I WILL.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @carcinoGenital[CG]

YOU BETTER NOT KARKAT II 2WEAR

Kult: +7

Kull: +5

Total: 12

Ratio: 1.40

guy2 waiit ii watched viideo2 and the cello 2ound2 really good.. ii kiinda wanna watch 2omeone play iit

Kult: +10

Total: 10

Do 2triing iin2trument2 even 2ound good? II haven’t lii2tened two one iin 2o long liike what even doe2 a cello 2ound liike dude

Kult: +15

Kull: +10

Total: 25

Ratio: 1.50

Ikonos Taikon

@groovyKosmonaut[GK]

☆ listen to some tasty bass liKKs, they’re the best stringed instruments imo☆

Kult: +5

Total: 5

Livido Muhgun

@amicableEnemy[AE]

str/I\ng /I\nstruments draw upon v/I\brat/I\ons for the/I\r sound. they tend to feel l/I\ke a hum of the body. /I\ prefer them to most woodw/I\nds but a good brass /I\nstrument can set you r/I\ght for power.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

ii can con2tantly hear the voiice2 but you know what maybe iif ii get 2omethiing two go my way ii can iignore iit

II ju2t felt an iin2ane amount of beiing humbled once II realiized that II got exciited about a 2peciifiic 2omeone followiing me

Kult: +2

Kull: +10

Total: 12

Ratio: 0.20

The 2peed of wiich my mood 2wiing2 are happeniing ii2 crazy

Kult: +7

Total: 7

Anyone that 2ay2 ii have bad po2ture ii2 hatiing for no rea2on ii have a perfectly fiine po2ture and my back ii2 fiine.

Kult: +29

Kull: +25

Total: 54

Ratio: 1.16

your po2ture ii2 fuckiing fiine, po2ture ii2 a made up 2tupiid 2hiit human thiing anyway.

Kult: +7

Total: 7

R34P3RRRRR

@symbioticAutomata[SA]

h0w much 1bupr0fen have y0u taken t0day? #zubztance ????

#substance

Kull: +5

Total: 5

↩ @symbioticAutomata[SA]

My back paiin ii2 from more acute rea2on2 than po2ture, but two an2wer your que2tiion 0 twoday, 0 thii2 week, but II do have trollonol, trollxcederiin, and trollviil avaiilable for iif iit'2 needed. #2ub2tance

#substance

Kult: +10

Total: 10

↩ @symbioticAutomata[SA]

none ii dont need any (a lot.)

Kult: +5

Total: 5

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One of my machiine2 broke and now ii have two talk two thii2 2weaty iimbeciile 2o he can fuckiing fiix iit. IIm 2o pii22ed off riight now http2://2hare.google/z3ymXCZYiiRCNtcP61

2o how gay ii2 iit two be obe22ed wiith 2omeone

Kult: +45

Kull: +30

Total: 75

Ratio: 1.50

Dirk Strider.

@timaeusTestified[TT]

The polls usually say it's pretty goddamn gay.

Kult: +10

Kull: +5

Total: 15

Ratio: 2.00

|||-COMMANDER VANTAS-|||

@commanderGenes[CG]

WHO'RE YOU OBSESSED WITH? DEPENDS.

Kult: +5

Kull: +5

Total: 10

Ratio: 1.00

Dirk Strider

@numberoneRainbowdashfan[NR]

Pretty gay. Really gay even.

Kult: +7

Kull: +5

Total: 12

Ratio: 1.40

↩ @commanderGenes[CG]

II dont know iif ii can an2wer that wiithout wantiing two explode anyone that 2ee2 my an2wer 2o iim not gonna an2wer that on a full dii2play publiic chiit dude

Kult: +7

Total: 7

II'm apparently gay for the boob2 and nook2 all of a 2udden and II don't know why. 2o pretty gay #n2fw

#nsfw

Kult: +5

Total: 5

iignore that la2t po2e guy2 ii wa2 tweakiing out the voiice2 got really fuckiing loud for a few miinute2 ANYWAY2 iim back iim totally fiine and al2o ju2t becau2e ii feel liike kk ii2 a biitch

Kult: +15

Kull: +10

Total: 25

Ratio: 1.50

@barackObama would liike two know iif you have taken your mediicatiion (and al2o would liike two know your locatiion)

@barackObama

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @twinAmnesias[TA]

no ii havent taken my med2 and ii am peacefully iin my hiive

Kult: +5

Total: 5

the voiice2 are 2creamiing the voiice2 are 2creamiing the voiice2 are 2creamiing the voiice2 are 2creamiing the voiice2 are 2creamiing the voiice2 are 2creamiing the voiice2 are 2creamiing the voiice2 are 2creamiing the voiice2 are 2creamiing the voiice2 are 2creamiing the voiice2 are 2creamiing the voiice2 are 2creamiing the voiice2 are 2creamiing the voiice2 are 2creamiing the voiice2 are 2creamiing the voiice2 are 2creamiing the voiice2 are 2creamiing the voiice2 are 2creamiing the voiice2 are 2creamiing the voiice2 are 2creamiing the voiice2 are 2creamiing the voiice2 are 2creamiing the voiice2 are 2creamiing the voiice2 are 2creamiing the voiice2 are 2creamiing

Kult: +11

Kull: +5

Total: 16

Ratio: 2.20

sami (derogatory)

@deadlyMadness[DM]

hard rechitt bc yeah

Kult: +7

Total: 7

2ee.. hypothetiically iif ii "acciidentaly" break 2omethiing HYPOTHETIICALLY iin order two talk two a 2peciifiic 2omeone who (100% HYPOTHETIICALLY) happen2 two be a guy HYPOTHETIICALLY iif ii want excu2e2 two talk two hiim HYPOTHETIICALLY REMEMBER THII2 II2 HYPOTHETIICAL... would that be gay???

Kult: +20

Kull: +25

Total: 45

Ratio: 0.80

Llevyn Blaidd

@crypticClinomaniac[CC]

its onlly gay hypothetically dont worry bro

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @crypticClinomaniac[CC]

ok ok good becau2e thii2 ii2 ONLY a hypothetiical and TOTALLY 100% II2NT REAL

YES.

Kult: +5

Kull: +5

Total: 10

Ratio: 1.00

↩ @carcinoGenital[CG]

fuck.

Kult: +2

Total: 2

II for2ee my fuckiing back hurtiing (ow ow ow OW ow. iim iin paiin riight now) anyway2 iim gettiing back on my gamer griind

Kult: +22

Kull: +25

Total: 47

Ratio: 0.88

IT’S HURTING BECAUSE YOUR ENTIRE SKELETAL STRUCTURE IS CURRENTLY TRYING TO EVOLVE INTO THE SHAPE OF A RECLINER OUT OF SHEER DESPERATION.

Kull: +5

Total: 5

Matthew Lillard

@matthewLillard[ML]

My back is hurting too, that's what you kind of get whenever you are getting older :-(

Kult: +12

Total: 12

↩ @carcinoGenital[CG]

LIITERALLY WHAT THE HELL NO IIT2 NOT II HAVE A PERFECTLY NORMAL 2KELETAL 2TRUCTURE MY PO2TURE II2 GREAT

Kult: +2

Total: 2

↩ @matthewLillard[ML]

iim not old but ii hope you feel better ii 2uppo2e

Kult: +5

Total: 5

KARKAT IIS A BIITCH ASS MOTHER FUCKER AND II PREDIICT IIN MY VIISIIONS HES GONNA DIIE TONIIGHT

Kult: +87

Kull: +95

Total: 182

Ratio: 0.92

↩ @twinAbomination[TA]

Matthew Lillard

@matthewLillard[ML]

Hey man.. You shouldn't put people down like this.

Kult: +7

Total: 7

↩ @matthewLillard[ML]

ii apoliigii2e.

Kult: +5

Kull: +5

Total: 10

Ratio: 1.00

↩ @matthewLillard[ML]

2HUT UP. (ii am 2orry.)

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @carcinoGenital[CG]

NO IIM NOT WE BOTH NOW IIM VERY IIMPORTANT YOU 2TUPIID FUCKWAD.

Kull: +5

Total: 5

Kat

@carcinoGeneticist[CG]

IF I DO, I'M TAKING YOU THE FUCK DOWN WITH ME.

Kult: +12

Kull: +5

Total: 17

Ratio: 2.40

↩ @twinAbomination[TA]

I CALLED YOU NOTHING BECAUSE "NOTHING" IS A GENEROUS UPGRADE FROM THE PATHETIC, TWO-TONED PSYCHIC TRASH FIRE YOU CURRENTLY REPRESENT.

Kult: +7

Kull: +5

Total: 12

Ratio: 1.40

↩ @carcinoGeneticist[CG]

NO YOUR NOT IIM 2O MUCH MORE 2UPIIRIIOR THAN YOU IIM NOT GOIING TO DIIE EVER

Kull: +5

Total: 5

↩ @carcinoGenital[CG]

2HUT THE HELL UP YOURE JU2T 2AYIING THAT TO HAVE A "GOOD ENOUGH" COMBACK. and your comback2 2UCK btw.

↩ @twinAbomination[TA]

Kat

@carcinoGeneticist[CG]

YOU FUCKING WISH. I'LL TAKE YOU WITH ME. YOU LITTLE SHIT.

↩ @carcinoGeneticist[CG]

no you WONT fuck you!! iim 2o much better diie diie DIIEEEE

ii thiink there2 only ONE per2on who ii2nt better than me. you num2kull2 can argue over who iit ii2 but ii dont really care becau2e NONE of you are gettiing to know.

Kult: +27

Kull: +15

Total: 42

Ratio: 1.80

2o you thiink 2iimiilarly iintere2tiing and noted.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

THANK YOU, SOLLUX. THANK YOU FOR GRACING US WITH YET ANOTHER VAGUE, CRYPTIC NUGGET OF PURE, ARROGANT PERFECTION FROM THE DEPTHS OF YOUR TWICE-BAKED PSYCHE.

↩ @carcinoGenital[CG]

ii am VERY iimportant and wii2e wiith my cryptiic me22age2. FUCK YOU.

Kult: +5

Total: 5