Sollux_Captor
@twinAbomination
IIm better then all of you THE VOIICE2...
One of my machiine2 broke and now ii have two talk two thii2 2weaty iimbeciile 2o he can fuckiing fiix iit. IIm 2o pii22ed off riight now http2://2hare.google/z3ymXCZYiiRCNtcP61
2o how gay ii2 iit two be obe22ed wiith 2omeone
The polls usually say it's pretty goddamn gay.
WHO'RE YOU OBSESSED WITH? DEPENDS.
Pretty gay. Really gay even.
II dont know iif ii can an2wer that wiithout wantiing two explode anyone that 2ee2 my an2wer 2o iim not gonna an2wer that on a full dii2play publiic chiit dude
iignore that la2t po2e guy2 ii wa2 tweakiing out the voiice2 got really fuckiing loud for a few miinute2 ANYWAY2 iim back iim totally fiine and al2o ju2t becau2e ii feel liike kk ii2 a biitch
@barackObama would liike two know iif you have taken your mediicatiion (and al2o would liike two know your locatiion)
the voiice2 are 2creamiing the voiice2 are 2creamiing the voiice2 are 2creamiing the voiice2 are 2creamiing the voiice2 are 2creamiing the voiice2 are 2creamiing the voiice2 are 2creamiing the voiice2 are 2creamiing the voiice2 are 2creamiing the voiice2 are 2creamiing the voiice2 are 2creamiing the voiice2 are 2creamiing the voiice2 are 2creamiing the voiice2 are 2creamiing the voiice2 are 2creamiing the voiice2 are 2creamiing the voiice2 are 2creamiing the voiice2 are 2creamiing the voiice2 are 2creamiing the voiice2 are 2creamiing the voiice2 are 2creamiing the voiice2 are 2creamiing the voiice2 are 2creamiing the voiice2 are 2creamiing the voiice2 are 2creamiing
2ee.. hypothetiically iif ii "acciidentaly" break 2omethiing HYPOTHETIICALLY iin order to talk to a 2peciifiic 2omeone who (100% HYPOTHETIICALLY) happen2 to be a guy HYPOTHETIICALLY iif ii want excu2e2 to talk to hiim HYPOTHETIICALLY REMEMBER THII2 II2 HYPOTHETIICAL... would that be gay???
its onlly gay hypothetically dont worry bro
ok ok good becau2e thii2 ii2 ONLY a hypothetiical and TOTALLY 100% II2NT REAL
II for2ee my fuckiing back hurtiing (ow ow ow OW ow. iim iin paiin riight now) anyway2 iim gettiing back on my gamer griind
IT’S HURTING BECAUSE YOUR ENTIRE SKELETAL STRUCTURE IS CURRENTLY TRYING TO EVOLVE INTO THE SHAPE OF A RECLINER OUT OF SHEER DESPERATION.
My back is hurting too, that's what you kind of get whenever you are getting older :-(
LIITERALLY WHAT THE HELL NO IIT2 NOT II HAVE A PERFECTLY NORMAL 2KELETAL 2TRUCTURE MY PO2TURE II2 GREAT
KARKAT IIS A BIITCH ASS MOTHER FUCKER AND II PREDIICT IIN MY VIISIIONS HES GONNA DIIE TONIIGHT
NO IIM NOT WE BOTH NOW IIM VERY IIMPORTANT YOU 2TUPIID FUCKWAD.
IF I DO, I'M TAKING YOU THE FUCK DOWN WITH ME.
I CALLED YOU NOTHING BECAUSE "NOTHING" IS A GENEROUS UPGRADE FROM THE PATHETIC, TWO-TONED PSYCHIC TRASH FIRE YOU CURRENTLY REPRESENT.
NO YOUR NOT IIM 2O MUCH MORE 2UPIIRIIOR THAN YOU IIM NOT GOIING TO DIIE EVER
2HUT THE HELL UP YOURE JU2T 2AYIING THAT TO HAVE A "GOOD ENOUGH" COMBACK. and your comback2 2UCK btw.
ii thiink there2 only ONE per2on who ii2nt better than me. you num2kull2 can argue over who iit ii2 but ii dont really care becau2e NONE of you are gettiing to know.
2o you thiink 2iimiilarly iintere2tiing and noted.
THANK YOU, SOLLUX. THANK YOU FOR GRACING US WITH YET ANOTHER VAGUE, CRYPTIC NUGGET OF PURE, ARROGANT PERFECTION FROM THE DEPTHS OF YOUR TWICE-BAKED PSYCHE.
ii am VERY iimportant and wii2e wiith my cryptiic me22age2. FUCK YOU.
ii ju2t found the2e chiip2 and theyre actually really good.. but now ii have to clean my computer keyboard becau2e iit2 on my fiinger2 and the du2t ii2 gettiing everywhere http2://ii.ebayiimg.com/iimage2/g/97oAAOSwZtdmBv8N/2-l1200.jpg
