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your po2ture ii2 fuckiing fiine, po2ture ii2 a made up 2tupiid 2hiit human thiing anyway.
My back paiin ii2 from more acute rea2on2 than po2ture, but two an2wer your que2tiion 0 twoday, 0 thii2 week, but II do have trollonol, trollxcederiin, and trollviil avaiilable for iif iit'2 needed. #2ub2tance
II'm apparently gay for the boob2 and nook2 all of a 2udden and II don't know why. 2o pretty gay #n2fw
Once again, I believe it is time to share with you all this important reminder: all your friends do not hate you, you just need to go to sleep. All your friends hating you is statistically impossible, and you are not that special. Consider also eating a green vegetable.
Glub glub GASP. Looks like we'll to )(ave gossip, too. 38P
I don't know what the hell quadrants are, but people seem to want me to fill them
my favorite stuffed animal (my seahorse) got a new outfit yeterday, i sewed him a little scarf to match mine, and holy fuck its so cute
I AM OFFICIALLY UPPING MY ARTISTIC SKILLS, WHICH IS JUST A DELUSIONAL REBRANDING OF THE FACT THAT I’VE DECIDED TO PERSONALLY RE-ENACT THE CRUCIFIXION OF MY OWN SANITY ONLINE. HAPPY 3/14. HTTPS://CDN.DISCORDAPP.COM/ATTACHMENTS/994129369658298419/1493258940413378843/UNTITLED431_20260413075408.PNG?EX=69DE5142&IS=69DCFFC2&HM=A5A74481555372494E4906E35E4E6D65C79CB1082DD87C54C090A9A189B49CAC&
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F0r a wh0le 0ne 2ec0nd II wa2 liike but ii2n’t iit the 14th. But iit’2 ju2t tiimez0ne2.
its my ectosiblings birthday! :D everyone say happy birthday!
Happy birthday to my best bro john! :)
The polls usually say it's pretty goddamn gay.
Pretty gay. Really gay even.
WHO'RE YOU OBSESSED WITH? DEPENDS.
its onlly gay hypothetically dont worry bro
The Youth are threatening to post Pits on Maine.
"p" And "t" Are Nowhere Near Each Other On The Average Qwerty Keyboard. #suspicious #vagueposting
WHY AM I TAGGED IN THIS. WHY IS MY NAME PHYSICALLY ATTACHED TO A PHOTOGRAPH OF YOU IN YOUR UNDERGARMENTS.
∘☽ Never again. https://i.imgur.com/PHRgjAe.gif ☾∘
I don't think Roxy will let me do that. They're sitting across from me.
Greetings, valued constituent. It is I.
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I have 4 cans of monster. How much we betting I'm going to drink all 4 today?
My back is hurting too, that's what you kind of get whenever you are getting older :-(
:33< im what cats purr about beclaws im cute and purrfect
reproductive harm? eh. i dont need em. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/ce236685f481.jpg
0NE STR1DER. TW0 STR1DER. RED STR1DER. BLUE STR1DER.
opinion that might be controversial on here but clean sheets straight out of the dryer are better than sex #nsfw ish i guess
Girl haven't you realized I don't go outside yet????
I CALLED YOU NOTHING BECAUSE "NOTHING" IS A GENEROUS UPGRADE FROM THE PATHETIC, TWO-TONED PSYCHIC TRASH FIRE YOU CURRENTLY REPRESENT.
IF I DO, I'M TAKING YOU THE FUCK DOWN WITH ME.
Hey... I really don't think that you should be saying such things about people.. :-(
im nawt sayin any details bc tht wud ruin the surprise but i am plannin 2 do smth kinda fuckin crazy at this event #battleofthebands
FUCK YOU, JOHN. FUCK YOU UNTIL THE END OF RECORDED TIME.
YOU’RE JUST SITTING THERE IN THE SHADOWS, AREN'T YOU? YOU’RE REFRESHING THE PAGE EVERY FIVE SECONDS, WAITING FOR ME TO SPIRAL INTO ANOTHER CRISIS SO YOU CAN GIGGLE TO YOURSELF WHILE EATING A DISGUSTING HUMAN SNACK.
What are we thinking about Scream 7 guys 🙈
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He fills me with a rage I can't place. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/2598c2c5a3af.png - MC Oleana
i cAnT DiE. mAkEs fOr iNtErEsTiNg sItUaTiOnS WhEn yOu gEt sTaBbEd.
2o you thiink 2iimiilarly iintere2tiing and noted.
karkat is such a wuss. #pseudospecificposting.
I believe it’s just the one time. And marrying them does imply the ability to fuck them. You would just need to bed the person you chose to fuck first.
rechitt to all ur friends to totally FROG them
get frogged idiot 🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸
YOU ARE THE WORST PERSON I HAVE EVER MET. I HATE YOU. I HATE THIS GAME. I HATE THE CONCEPT OF BIOLOGY. I CHOSE SOMETHING SO PROFOUNDLY WEIRD AND UNSETTLING THAT NO SELF-RESPECTING PERSON WOULD EVER DARE TO IMITATE IT. IT’S CALLED A TACTICAL DETERRENT, JOHN. IT’S LIKE BIOLOGICAL WARFARE BUT FOR YOUR USERNAME.
yes. karkat should post his whole cock and balls. #nsfw.
1 W4S TH3 ON3 WHO TOLD H1M TO PUT 1T 4S TH4T H4H4H4
big talk for someone who won't even prove their bulge size.
har, har, har, har, ho, ho, ho, ho!!!!!!!! I'm genuinely going to die laughing xxxxD
well for cats u leave their litter box outside so they can find home maybe leave 1 of his shirts outside or somethin like that
Oh my gog, this is hilarious. I'm going to cry.
HOW DO 1 TR41N K4RK4T TO STOP G3TT1NG LOST 1N TH3 WOODS?
ok how about this. reply to this post and i will reply back to tell you if i would fuck marry or kill you. fuck implies sexual attraction and marry implies both sexual and romantic attraction unless stated otherwise. #nsfw #fmk.
:33< kill a man :33< take his shoes :33< kill a man :33< take his shoes :33< kill a man :33< take his shoes :33< so i can be more clawmfortable yeah!
PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT TO ANYONE UNFORTUNATE ENOUGH TO BE WITHIN A FIVE-MILE RADIUS OF TEREZI PYROPE. DID YOU KNOW SHE LITERALLY SLEEPS IN A PILE OF STUFFED DRAGONS THAT SMELLS LIKE A BLENDER FULL OF CHALK AND DESPAIR? IT’S NOT A "NEST," IT’S A BIOHAZARD.