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be hone2t guy2 ii2 2iix hour2 a nap.
https://bandlab.com/post/20af0dde-4e7d-48eb-9452-4856ef9bce10 here's a link to wwhat i'm listenin to
𝗕𝟯𝟯 < fur #yuriday we should all commit tax fraud
wwhat if you shrunk me dowwn to the size of a thimble and stomped me into a fine paste essence deridan #nsfww #vviolence
Interns have started blaming every minor mishap on “The Dark Reunion.” I am unsure who they are or what their intentions may be, but I doubt they used all the printer ink.
D --> I am awake and ravenously hungry D --> Time to make a bunch of oats for pre-breakfast
Okay some split reactions on that last one- hovw about instead The dildo of consequences rarely comes lubed. That one's gotta fly
I like 8ig 8utts... and I cannot lie! #nsfw
I remember that little boy and his gay troll dads. (The Boxtrolls)
let me amplify your pain
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bacon, eggs, hash browns, ham slice, sausage, toast, roasted tomatoes, pancakes, and a big ol glass of orange juice.
fort friday. build a fort. pillows, blankets, cardboard, wood in a tree, use concrete slabs if you're strong enough. fort it up! get cozy get secure.
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Good morning to all those just waking up. I encourage you all to take your medication!
I, too, enjoy Persona 5.
IT IS TOTALLY NORMAL BIOLOGICALLY ACCURATE TERM.
II do not thiink iit ii2 worth re-runniing though, but the power2 at 100 were iindeed veriifiied two an extent at lea2t.
Troll2 are made out of tough 2tuff, iif II fiigured iit would have been fatal II would have a2ked 2omeone II care le22 about than another my2elf two accomplii2h the 2ame ta2k.
the voiice2 2topped you 2ay? *wriite2 u2iing a lot of exclamatiion poiint2* thii2 could iindeed be u2eful a2 generally the only thiing that 2top2 the voiice2 for me ii2 diiggiing my2elf iin a hole and curliing up iin a ball, or dii2tractiing my2elf. There wa2 another way but II have been 2worn two 2ecrecy unle22 II wii2h two be brought back two liife, ferally mauled two the poiint of dyiing, brought back two liife agaiin, and ferally mauled two death agaiin, wiith my piiece2 beiing axed apart and 2cattered throughout the dreambubble2.
II wa2 goiing off of the human aniimatiion 2iimulatiion "Futurama". II fiigured, apparently correctly that iif a earth human could partake iin thii2 challenge and not diie, then perhap2 a troll would be okay two.
II watched a human do iit once iin a aniimated 2iimulatiion
okay you keep mentionin these vvoices and i cant tell if its a bit or if it's serious
if y0u say s0 but if ribbit y0u need the v0ices t0 be ribbit calmed d0 n0t hesitate t0 c0ntact me as i will ribbit punch the damned back t0 hell #vi0lence #hell
three cups of coffee?? are you sure your baateryacidpusher can handle that
♯rained / ♯theslugs are ♯out
#shitpost #nsfw ((three whole lines))
(°. https://files.catb𖦹x.m𖦹e/g89fwz.jpg .°) (°. i can't rechitt it because i'm bl𖦹cked by the 𖦹riginal p𖦹ster s𖦹 had t𖦹 find a w𖦹rkar𖦹und ... .°) (°. #nsfw .°)
"It's a nice night for a walk, would you mind if I join you?" "Do what you wanna do!" "That's great, because I'm going to! And not to annoy, y'see, I really have to ask, what a young dude like you is doing out by the tracks?" #lyricpost
#SHAPES AND C9L9RS!!!! #/REF!!!!
Can anyone else hear that boss music or is that just me
Tiime tw0 2p0iil my chat wiith 0ne 0f the be2t ever game2 tw0 exii2t.
YALL EVER FEEL LIKE EXTREMELY HAPPY BUT ALZO EXTREMELY ZAD AT THE ZAME TIME IZ DIZ NORMAL LMK
==> @twinAbomination
╰┈➤ˎˊ˗ ╰┈➤ #NSFWWW. ╰┈➤ My bulge 10in and thick as hell this www.hy bitches b on it @~,@ ╰┈➤ Fat, pervy and kind of nerdy btwww. if you even care
I'm not a cop.
It is now time that I rest. I encourage you all to do the same, if it is that time of day for you. If it is not, then I encourage you to have a good day. If you cannot naturally produce a good day, store-bought is fine.
ok guys rwally funny why dows wridan kwwp popping up on my timwlinw thingy magiggy this has nwvwr happwnwd bwforw gwt him off. :_(
D --> Not as many responses as I would have liked D --> I think everyone should request things from me
D --> Even after all of these sweeps people still somehow mistake kindness for weakness D --> I know from e%perience being a tr001y, consistently kind person is a greater challenge than to be one who is cr001 D --> For to be someone who is kind, you must routinely take the more difficult path D --> To select options that are not always in your best interest D --> It is a difficult thing to be, a difficult thing to do, and those who succeed at it are ones who should be treasured
D--> I have....completed the first circle of this infinitely layered cake of debauchery known as "archive of our own". Many words have been added to le%icon "Jorking it" "bull" "cuck" "chair of the cuck" "overstimulation" and many others. Each one has made me sweat....in a way I cannot e%plain! Like I never have before outside specific intimate interactions with...certain trolls. But the most horrid one, the one that disgusted me so thoroughly I had to apply skin cream to my sore sweaat glands afterwards...I do not know what "doves" are but their undead variants must have the foulest diet of any creature in the mulltiverse, neigh, the omniverse if one believed in such a thing. And yet I know I have barely scratched the surface in the depth of content offered. This is not good enough for my needs...not by far. I need to keep "edging" as they say until my thinkpan "releases" the most cathartic of comprehensive thoughts on the fundamental culture of this strange human literary dumpster. if anyone needs me I will be busy inside a particularly isolated dream bubble rubbing baby oil on my sore body in-preparition for the ne%t circle. #nsfw #nsfwe
thats wwhat i wwanna knoww
I'm watching Karkat trying to read a book, it's just as sad as always. Crab claws for hands might be a fate worse then anything Srvive physically did to us.
8een seeing the posts a8out drone season and I gotta admit.... glad I'm not stuck with you suckers on Alternia anymore! For tons of reasons. #nsfw #droneposting
Life is too short. Ragebait that Strider.
I encourage you all to remember that any negative thoughts you have about yourself should be ignored past 8pm. Those thoughts are the Devil talking. All your friends do not hate you, you just need to go to sleep. Perhaps eat something as well.
:33< cute girls who are mean to meow <3
◖︎I d⛭︎n't think I've seen a beast like that bef⛭︎re! H⛭︎w fascinating! I bet the dr⛭︎ps w⛭︎uld be g⛭︎⛭︎d...◗︎ - QOTD: "pail downrd quad ztasign cull downrd again" - fifthide
˖Ი︵𐑼⋆ < My Trollmadachi mii getting more play than I do.
i had a "baby" wwith sol in my friends tomadachi life game wwhat the fuck #suggestive possibly
robco search baddies near me
H4V1NGN FUN W17H FR13ND55 70D4Y 3H3H3H4H https://file.garden/Ze_QoFVdmFtXO7LN/IMG_6391.gif
7H3 G4M38R0 15 H3R3 4ND H35 G07 7H3 G4M35!!! // ok finally writing a pinned for this asshole. HAHA this is my... slightly different tuna... Ok hes not . really. that different at all I just gave him some hcs and some of my traits n stuff. also I call him tuna just cause I like calling him tuna in my head its not? like some special name for him. but. idk if you need to differentiate him from another mituna you can just call him tuna I guess that works nods. !! TUNA WILL PROBABLY HAVE #substance AND #nsfw AT THE *LEAST* MENTIONED OFTEN. I dont know what else he'll bring up he's kind of a wild card canon wise hes chillin in da dream buzz with the huzz (he has a tula hes d8ing but. not on chittr. yk. cough.) though hes a gayslutbitch/poly so he might flirt with other ppl on here idfk. !! TUNAMUN. H8S H8S H8S CROTUNA. if you want to interact for crotuna interactions GO AWAY. obviously I dont mean cronuses cant interact at all. and I dont mean you cant be your sleazy fish self. but if you want me to do crotuna with you in a gen way ill spit in your face and run away fearfully /j otherwise no big boundaries or anything umm. just that I probably wont get TOO nsfw?? I dont like. rping porny shit that much. aha. but he will probably say a lot lot of pervy things trying 2 follow whatever other captor/dancestor accounts I can because that is fun :) ok idk what else to say. please enjoy my tuna im so scared rping him but im trying my best HAHA https://file.garden/ae6oRvOtfC9BcMqQ/UGLYFISH.png also I brought back the fish
I 100% draw Tav the most lol here's some extra sketches too while I'm at it. #nsfw https://file.garden/af1MSJbRqgHS7ama/IMG_0090.jpeg
relevant https://64.media.tumblr.com/00493b8d73dc0add99571523105f185c/tumblr_inline_pp8ijmbnlp1wtoy8p_250.png
youre awwful i lovve you she movves through moonbeams slowwly she knowws jus howw to hold me an wwhen her edges soften her body is my coffin i knoww she drains me slowwly she wwears me dowwn to bones in bed must be the sign on my head that says oh lovve me dead #lyricposting // lovve me dead - ludo
iit2 never two late.
It's 11pm... T)(e sun beams are cutting t)(roug)( t)(e curtains... Is it too late for lemonade
All of my fri3nd2 ar3 2o fucking cool dud3. My mat32prit2 ar3 2o hot and aw32om3. My lif3 i2 2o 2ick. #totallybragging #b3j3alou2
oops My hand slipped #nsfW https://file.garden/Zu7pjGV7oGLUPzsR/IMG_5888.png
anon a2k2: "havve you con2iidered goiin out2iide evver iim ju2 wwonderiin" that2 a great que2tiion anon, ye2. ii do. to piick up my onliine order2. let me a2k you thii2; do you get biitche2 on your bulge or do you 2ay "plea2e" on repeat before they piity paiil you or block you? #n2fw a2k me anythiing here:http2://form2.gle/q5XfvKMeL2GG1PPQ7
twa sounds good wspwcially with somw clovwr honwy :_)
How easily the psyche is manipulated. The masses crave lemonade so simply.
╰┈➤ˎˊ˗ ╰┈➤ #NSFWWW. ╰┈➤ 𝙸 have done some research on humans! 𝙸 www.ill return www.ith #goons.
someone is fumbling in ways i didn't think were possible.
did i get this badge for my post about orange carbonated beverages
The Triumphant Return Of #bouncingonit
☆ listen to some tasty bass liKKs, they’re the best stringed instruments imo☆
str/I\ng /I\nstruments draw upon v/I\brat/I\ons for the/I\r sound. they tend to feel l/I\ke a hum of the body. /I\ prefer them to most woodw/I\nds but a good brass /I\nstrument can set you r/I\ght for power.
D —>An e%cellent suggestion, Sollu% D —> Many thanks
D —>It is never too late or early to enjoy some tea or coffee. D —> Hopefully everyone is enjoying themselves today.
D —>I am beginning to set up and tune my cello, does anyone have any song recommendations to practice on?
D --> What is everyone's favourite Shiny Pokemon
D --> I haven't played Legends Z-A in a while so I decided to start it back up D --> I load in and turn around and a shiny Binacle spawns right where I was standing D --> So I guess I have that now
D --> As opposed to spamming the dash with them individually, you may have a small coll%ion of the outfits I have put together in the last hour or so in pokemon D --> Admittedly most of the time was spent navigating through menus buying them rather than act001y assembling anything D --> https://imgchest.com/p/pg732826j4r
D --> Hi, I'm Equius D --> You may know me from tumblr D --> I have ascended to godtier and now live on a version of Earth with one of my matesprits D --> I spend my time smithing/engineering and hunting down monsters D --> I use my god powers to void away my sweat D --> And I am very buff but I am generally ok at controlling it now D --> That really about sums me up I think D --> I will post a normal selfie this time #zahhakvisage https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/360c103d4c63.png
your po2ture ii2 fuckiing fiine, po2ture ii2 a made up 2tupiid 2hiit human thiing anyway.
My back paiin ii2 from more acute rea2on2 than po2ture, but two an2wer your que2tiion 0 twoday, 0 thii2 week, but II do have trollonol, trollxcederiin, and trollviil avaiilable for iif iit'2 needed. #2ub2tance
II'm apparently gay for the boob2 and nook2 all of a 2udden and II don't know why. 2o pretty gay #n2fw
Once again, I believe it is time to share with you all this important reminder: all your friends do not hate you, you just need to go to sleep. All your friends hating you is statistically impossible, and you are not that special. Consider also eating a green vegetable.
Glub glub GASP. Looks like we'll to )(ave gossip, too. 38P
I don't know what the hell quadrants are, but people seem to want me to fill them
my favorite stuffed animal (my seahorse) got a new outfit yeterday, i sewed him a little scarf to match mine, and holy fuck its so cute
I AM OFFICIALLY UPPING MY ARTISTIC SKILLS, WHICH IS JUST A DELUSIONAL REBRANDING OF THE FACT THAT I’VE DECIDED TO PERSONALLY RE-ENACT THE CRUCIFIXION OF MY OWN SANITY ONLINE. HAPPY 3/14. HTTPS://CDN.DISCORDAPP.COM/ATTACHMENTS/994129369658298419/1493258940413378843/UNTITLED431_20260413075408.PNG?EX=69DE5142&IS=69DCFFC2&HM=A5A74481555372494E4906E35E4E6D65C79CB1082DD87C54C090A9A189B49CAC&
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F0r a wh0le 0ne 2ec0nd II wa2 liike but ii2n’t iit the 14th. But iit’2 ju2t tiimez0ne2.
its my ectosiblings birthday! :D everyone say happy birthday!
Happy birthday to my best bro john! :)
The polls usually say it's pretty goddamn gay.
Pretty gay. Really gay even.
WHO'RE YOU OBSESSED WITH? DEPENDS.
its onlly gay hypothetically dont worry bro
The Youth are threatening to post Pits on Maine.
WHY AM I TAGGED IN THIS. WHY IS MY NAME PHYSICALLY ATTACHED TO A PHOTOGRAPH OF YOU IN YOUR UNDERGARMENTS.
∘☽ Never again. https://i.imgur.com/PHRgjAe.gif ☾∘
I don't think Roxy will let me do that. They're sitting across from me.
Greetings, valued constituent. It is I.
I have 4 cans of monster. How much we betting I'm going to drink all 4 today?
My back is hurting too, that's what you kind of get whenever you are getting older :-(
:33< im what cats purr about beclaws im cute and purrfect
reproductive harm? eh. i dont need em. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/ce236685f481.jpg
0NE STR1DER. TW0 STR1DER. RED STR1DER. BLUE STR1DER.
opinion that might be controversial on here but clean sheets straight out of the dryer are better than sex #nsfw ish i guess
Girl haven't you realized I don't go outside yet????
I CALLED YOU NOTHING BECAUSE "NOTHING" IS A GENEROUS UPGRADE FROM THE PATHETIC, TWO-TONED PSYCHIC TRASH FIRE YOU CURRENTLY REPRESENT.
IF I DO, I'M TAKING YOU THE FUCK DOWN WITH ME.
Hey... I really don't think that you should be saying such things about people.. :-(
NO IM NOT.
im nawt sayin any details bc tht wud ruin the surprise but i am plannin 2 do smth kinda fuckin crazy at this event #battleofthebands
FUCK YOU, JOHN. FUCK YOU UNTIL THE END OF RECORDED TIME.
YOU’RE JUST SITTING THERE IN THE SHADOWS, AREN'T YOU? YOU’RE REFRESHING THE PAGE EVERY FIVE SECONDS, WAITING FOR ME TO SPIRAL INTO ANOTHER CRISIS SO YOU CAN GIGGLE TO YOURSELF WHILE EATING A DISGUSTING HUMAN SNACK.
What are we thinking about Scream 7 guys 🙈
:33 < https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/5461580027b6.jpg
He fills me with a rage I can't place. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/2598c2c5a3af.png - MC Oleana
i cAnT DiE. mAkEs fOr iNtErEsTiNg sItUaTiOnS WhEn yOu gEt sTaBbEd.
2o you thiink 2iimiilarly iintere2tiing and noted.
karkat is such a wuss. #pseudospecificposting.
I believe it’s just the one time. And marrying them does imply the ability to fuck them. You would just need to bed the person you chose to fuck first.
rechitt to all ur friends to totally FROG them
get frogged idiot 🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸
YOU ARE THE WORST PERSON I HAVE EVER MET. I HATE YOU. I HATE THIS GAME. I HATE THE CONCEPT OF BIOLOGY. I CHOSE SOMETHING SO PROFOUNDLY WEIRD AND UNSETTLING THAT NO SELF-RESPECTING PERSON WOULD EVER DARE TO IMITATE IT. IT’S CALLED A TACTICAL DETERRENT, JOHN. IT’S LIKE BIOLOGICAL WARFARE BUT FOR YOUR USERNAME.
yes. karkat should post his whole cock and balls. #nsfw.
1 W4S TH3 ON3 WHO TOLD H1M TO PUT 1T 4S TH4T H4H4H4
big talk for someone who won't even prove their bulge size.
well for cats u leave their litter box outside so they can find home maybe leave 1 of his shirts outside or somethin like that
HOW DO 1 TR41N K4RK4T TO STOP G3TT1NG LOST 1N TH3 WOODS?
ok how about this. reply to this post and i will reply back to tell you if i would fuck marry or kill you. fuck implies sexual attraction and marry implies both sexual and romantic attraction unless stated otherwise. #nsfw #fmk.
:33< kill a man :33< take his shoes :33< kill a man :33< take his shoes :33< kill a man :33< take his shoes :33< so i can be more clawmfortable yeah!
PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT TO ANYONE UNFORTUNATE ENOUGH TO BE WITHIN A FIVE-MILE RADIUS OF TEREZI PYROPE. DID YOU KNOW SHE LITERALLY SLEEPS IN A PILE OF STUFFED DRAGONS THAT SMELLS LIKE A BLENDER FULL OF CHALK AND DESPAIR? IT’S NOT A "NEST," IT’S A BIOHAZARD.