♠ hated by @twinAbomination
Okay some split reactions on that last one- hovw about instead The dildo of consequences rarely comes lubed. That one's gotta fly
let me amplify your pain
at the end of your life no one will come to save you.
Good morning to all those just waking up. I encourage you all to take your medication!
but y0ur handle ribbit has genital ribbit in it #nsfw
I DO NOT WANT TO HEAR ABOUT YOUR SEX LIFE.
three cups of coffee?? are you sure your baateryacidpusher can handle that
♯rained / ♯theslugs are ♯out
▲having an evil sale at #hottopic I'm increasing the prices by 20% for tonight only▼ ▲Fuck you▼
🜲 #KinglyTips 3 Your ⚜ttire should be refined. Noble, gold should be included in it's ⚜ccents. Whether you're ⚜ deep blue or ⚜ deeper violet, gold ⚜ccents will st⚜nd out ⚜nd highlight the vibr⚜ncy of your blood color. It tells everyone th⚜t you ⚜re to be noticed, ⚜nd to be listened to. Don't over do it though, too much gold ⚜nd you m⚜ke yourself seem full of it, too much jewelry m⚜kes you seem self-⚜bsored. You w⚜nt to b⚜l⚜nce your pride with the ⚜bility to st⚜y humble. Everyone knows th⚜t your pride is your downf⚜ll. So don't let them know the depths of it. ⋆.˚𓅆࿐
D --> E%cellent. I e%pect nothing less
yws wquius-swnpai!! ;-d
D --> New decree. You will all refer to me as Equius-Senpai starting now
All of my fri3nd2 ar3 2o fucking cool dud3. My mat32prit2 ar3 2o hot and aw32om3. My lif3 i2 2o 2ick. #totallybragging #b3j3alou2
at the end of the day we are but sheeple
i dunno man but ig it’s on you apparently
:33 < nothing!! i just n33ded a scape goat and karkitty called me names last time i mewsed him :33 < mew wouldn't call me names would mew, pawllux? :33c
:33 < all questions comments and concerns regarding kitty post points should be forwarded to @twinabomination
h0w much 1bupr0fen have y0u taken t0day? #zubztance ????
The polls usually say it's pretty goddamn gay.
Pretty gay. Really gay even.
post pits AND tits. #nsfw.
IT’S HURTING BECAUSE YOUR ENTIRE SKELETAL STRUCTURE IS CURRENTLY TRYING TO EVOLVE INTO THE SHAPE OF A RECLINER OUT OF SHEER DESPERATION.
:33< im what cats purr about beclaws im cute and purrfect
0NE STR1DER. TW0 STR1DER. RED STR1DER. BLUE STR1DER.
I CALLED YOU NOTHING BECAUSE "NOTHING" IS A GENEROUS UPGRADE FROM THE PATHETIC, TWO-TONED PSYCHIC TRASH FIRE YOU CURRENTLY REPRESENT.
IF I DO, I'M TAKING YOU THE FUCK DOWN WITH ME.
Hey... I really don't think that you should be saying such things about people.. :-(
NO IM NOT.
karkat is such a wuss. #pseudospecificposting.
get frogged idiot 🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸
if you don't want any then more for me, dude.
PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT TO ANYONE UNFORTUNATE ENOUGH TO BE WITHIN A FIVE-MILE RADIUS OF TEREZI PYROPE. DID YOU KNOW SHE LITERALLY SLEEPS IN A PILE OF STUFFED DRAGONS THAT SMELLS LIKE A BLENDER FULL OF CHALK AND DESPAIR? IT’S NOT A "NEST," IT’S A BIOHAZARD.