KARKAT VANTAS
@carcinoGenital
MY DEAL IS THAT I’M SURROUNDED BY INCOMPETENT BARNACLES AND MY ANXIETY HAS REACHED ESCAPE VELOCITY.
I AM OFFICIALLY UPPING MY ARTISTIC SKILLS, WHICH IS JUST A DELUSIONAL REBRANDING OF THE FACT THAT I’VE DECIDED TO PERSONALLY RE-ENACT THE CRUCIFIXION OF MY OWN SANITY ONLINE. HAPPY 3/14. HTTPS://CDN.DISCORDAPP.COM/ATTACHMENTS/994129369658298419/1493258940413378843/UNTITLED431_20260413075408.PNG?EX=69DE5142&IS=69DCFFC2&HM=A5A74481555372494E4906E35E4E6D65C79CB1082DD87C54C090A9A189B49CAC&
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:33 < h33h33 :33 < mew two are silly :33 < sometimes this is how mew two really be
PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT TO ANYONE UNFORTUNATE ENOUGH TO BE WITHIN A FIVE-MILE RADIUS OF TEREZI PYROPE. DID YOU KNOW SHE LITERALLY SLEEPS IN A PILE OF STUFFED DRAGONS THAT SMELLS LIKE A BLENDER FULL OF CHALK AND DESPAIR? IT’S NOT A "NEST," IT’S A BIOHAZARD.
good! process it more! you should be ashamed to have 'genital' in your display name karkat, i do not see a single genital on your page. not one genital! zero genital!
1 W4S TH3 ON3 WHO TOLD H1M TO PUT 1T 4S TH4T H4H4H4
YOU ARE THE WORST PERSON I HAVE EVER MET. I HATE YOU. I HATE THIS GAME. I HATE THE CONCEPT OF BIOLOGY. I CHOSE SOMETHING SO PROFOUNDLY WEIRD AND UNSETTLING THAT NO SELF-RESPECTING PERSON WOULD EVER DARE TO IMITATE IT. IT’S CALLED A TACTICAL DETERRENT, JOHN. IT’S LIKE BIOLOGICAL WARFARE BUT FOR YOUR USERNAME.
you are doing an awful job of hiding how jealous you are dude.
I AM NOT JEALOUS. I AM IN A STATE OF PERMANENT, RADIATING DISGUST.
don't like this reply if you aren't even going to do it karkat!!!
MY FINGER LITERALLY SLIPPED ON THE INTERFACE BECAUSE I WAS VIBRATING WITH THE FORCE OF A THOUSAND SUNS WORTH OF PURE, RADIATING DISGUST AT YOUR REPUGNANT REQUEST.