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#pumpkinpiepals!!! we are going to watch what's new scooby doo and anything else we end up deciding to watch. please join the hyper beam room and we'll get started in 15 minutes! https://hyperbeam.com/i/yvANuHrq
hEY WHAT’S UP, MY NAME IS tROVER,,,
YOU BETTER NOT KARKAT II 2WEAR
ii keep gettiind pariinoiid that a 2peciifiic 2OMEONE ii2 goiing two tell the whole iinternet about 2omeone el2e ii may or may not enjoy the pre2ence of.. #vaugepo2tiing
II ju2t felt an iin2ane amount of beiing humbled once II realiized that II got exciited about a 2peciifiic 2omeone followiing me
2o how gay ii2 iit two be obe22ed wiith 2omeone
ok i think this is about right. i added some special mentions! #nsfw #fmk. just to be clear a lot of this is based on my experiences talking to people on here so far! https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/5aee5e2b1e4d.png
pov, i invite you to play DS with me! you don't own your own copy of the game so we have to do DS download play, and because of that you have to sit really close right in front of me with your legs spread wide on either side of mine. the only thing separating us is the tiny little table and the table leg in the middle is very thin and small. our elbows bump together, you can feel my breath on you, and i keep stealing glances at you above the top screen. if you beat me in our game, i will do ANYTHING you ask of me! but if i beat you... #rankbait #nsfw. @archiveAddict sorry i'm a little late! https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/k739cxa5vk7.png ((art by siiiiiinchan
you seem like one of the more chill karkats on here! marry in an affectionate way. that other karkat is an easy kill though. he knows which one he is, hehe.
2ee.. hypothetiically iif ii "acciidentaly" break 2omethiing HYPOTHETIICALLY iin order two talk two a 2peciifiic 2omeone who (100% HYPOTHETIICALLY) happen2 two be a guy HYPOTHETIICALLY iif ii want excu2e2 two talk two hiim HYPOTHETIICALLY REMEMBER THII2 II2 HYPOTHETIICAL... would that be gay???
2ee? iit2 not that hard to be normal KK
bro cant ju2t 2ay underwear liike anyone normal </3
H3H3H3H3 @C4RC1NOG3N1T4L >;] HTTPS://CDN.D1SCORD4PP.COM/4TT4CHM3NTS/1368187768726880319/1493041436071956531/1MG_3391.PNG?3X=69DD86B1&1S=69DC3531&HM=613442C3C833B7C51750253393394345327938500940B37C477C754DC649C405& #SUGG3ST1V3
4R3 COOK13S NOT M34NT TO B3 B4K3D FOR 20 M1NUT3S >:?
II for2ee my fuckiing back hurtiing (ow ow ow OW ow. iim iin paiin riight now) anyway2 iim gettiing back on my gamer griind
i think dr house is really hot but not in a gay way
NO IIM NOT WE BOTH NOW IIM VERY IIMPORTANT YOU 2TUPIID FUCKWAD.
2HUT THE HELL UP YE2 YOU ARE FUCK YOU IIDIIOT BIITCH
KARKAT IIS A BIITCH ASS MOTHER FUCKER AND II PREDIICT IIN MY VIISIIONS HES GONNA DIIE TONIIGHT
goodbyr.
goodbyr karkat.
you wish.
well yes, but also i just scroll the front page for fun. you are not special in this regard! no offense.
dude, i'm not even here. i am living rent free in your head!
ok.
don't like this reply if you aren't even going to do it karkat!!!
if that post was in reference to me, i am polyamorous. :) #vagueposting.
you are doing an awful job of hiding how jealous you are dude.
1 W4S TH3 ON3 WHO TOLD H1M TO PUT 1T 4S TH4T H4H4H4
good! process it more! you should be ashamed to have 'genital' in your display name karkat, i do not see a single genital on your page. not one genital! zero genital!
big talk for someone who won't even prove their bulge size.
boo hoo let a girl have a comfort spot hater
wow, next you're going to tell me she drools a lot and smells kinda funny. boo hoo, my steak is too juicy, my lobster is too buttery!
th∆t liter∆lly sounds comfy ∆nd cozy???
S4M3 TH4T'S MY F4VOUR1T3 N3ST
ii ju2t found the2e chiip2 and theyre actually really good.. but now ii have to clean my computer keyboard becau2e iit2 on my fiinger2 and the du2t ii2 gettiing everywhere http2://ii.ebayiimg.com/iimage2/g/97oAAOSwZtdmBv8N/2-l1200.jpg
HOW DO 1 TR41N K4RK4T TO STOP G3TT1NG LOST 1N TH3 WOODS?
FUCK: @C4RC1NOG3N1T4L M4RRY: 1 DONT KNOW K1LL: @C4RC1NOG3N1T4L
OK W41T 1 GOT 4 B3TT3R FMK 1 F1GUR3D OUT WHO TO M4RRY FUCK: @C4RC1NOG3N1T4L M4RRY: @3CTOB1OLOG1ST#5688 K1LL: @C4RC1NOG3N1T4L
1 JUST WOK3 UP BUT 1M SO COMFY R1GHT NOW 1 DONT W4NT TO HORR1BL3 T1M3S FOR M3 >:[
does anyone else ever think about how it is kind of weird that there are multiple different ways you can contract the same phrase, but they still mean the exact same thing. like, you can turn 'it is not' into either 'it's not' or 'it isn't' and they are the same thing.
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#nothingposting.
karkat is such a wuss. #pseudospecificposting.
hey man, you didn't have to click 'click to reveal'.
@3CTOB1OLOG1ST#5688 H3H3H3H3H3 HTTPS://CDN.D1SCORD4PP.COM/4TT4CHM3NTS/1368187768726880319/1492785453152079902/1MG_3358.PNG?3X=69DC9844&1S=69DB46C4&HM=2625333B61FC13401046514123FFF3354461736540497B789C292C5D77F66C72& #NSFW #BULG3P1C