Dirk Strider
@numberoneRainbowdashfan
Car guy? Horse girl?
((okay so just doin an ooc about thing cuz i feel i should do that. anywizzle. Heyo im the own of this acc and project onto dirk so hard I think i just beacme him/silly. i tend to forget about things and will forget to reopen chittr when my laptop shits itself so well go afew days without posting anything. as much as i try to be in charater for dirk im more just beeing myself with some tweeks here and there. mostly spelling and rember to use caps and stuff. He/It/They for my Dirk cuz i don think he'd care much long as its not overly fem. projection for the win. @tipsyGenostalgic is my roxy cux yk they're my best friend, so if i ever say things about roxy or pokin fun at a roxy its their roxy. Oh and i do try to not make spelling mistakes but i do gen struggle with spelling so if i make one my b gang.)) ((As for boundires and stuff like that, please dont make sexual remarks towrds my Dirk cuz i don wanna deal with that suff. thats about it. I use He/It pronouns and don't really like being called fem things like girl/maam/queen stuff like that unless its by a friend.))
My boss put a cot in the shop so I stop not sleeping. I didn't leave work for 5 days.
Gonna get a promotion to resident
excellent work ethiic! you 2hould be proud!!
omfg dirk go home!
Where do you think I go meatballs from? Bro I went to Ikea to get you them.
fine u win ths time but i will drag ur ass home next tiem u do this shit
OUR EMPLOYEE TREATMENT IS WAAY BETTER. WE PUT DOWN A MAT!
There's a eldritch god who brings me fritos every Tuesday at 3:30pm.
ishe nice
Does this mean she hasn't said anything about the drug cartel? #substance
the fuckin what dirk wtf r u talkin about???
He's actually really chill. Callie has said he brings stuff to her too.
She said she was going to tell you.
well she hasnt! wtf r u n my gf doin di stri??
Adventuring?
Dkbt worry: thejre both gau in oppositdirections. <3
THATS NOT WHAT IM WORRIED ABOUT MOM!!!
Good . good
I've been stuck in the garage for days.
Hmm... #juniorbadgedyou
stay in there
Man you sound like my boss.
yeh i got hired 2 b ur new boss lol
Yeah that's fair.
Getting my nails done as a treat.
liek at an actual nail place?
Yeah. Going all out. Gonna be the most beautiful bro in all the scrap yard.
kinda hate u rn ngl
The fuck I even do?
dude i cant leave my house w/o havin a panic attack bc of last weekend
Well my boyfriend is here with me so I'm chilling.
Gonna make some chicken noodle soup, who wants some?
My boyfriend won't let me more than 10 feet away from him.
It's pathetic how little this guy tries to build relationships. Also his password was way to fucking easy to guess lmao :oP
you'll never breath again when i find you
c< i HOpe yOuve put iN yOur prayers 2 a deity Of yOur cHOice >c
actually, death would b rly fuckin merciful in comparison 2 what im gonna do when i find ur ass #violence
We're here and it's still hot as fuck, tits remain out. @tipsyGenostalgic Boys trip continues.
I am so maternal towards them.
Let's see if the kitchen sets on fire.
i gove no promises
Can a man not eat eggs in peace? Fuck off ROxy.
rude
ill stair more agresively next tiem
Many things of human society feel like a humiliation ritual.
THAT'S WHAT I'VE BEEN SAYIN.G
The more things I learn how to do, the more ways I learn how to burn myself.
wear sfty equipmet
I am joyous.
₍^. .^₎⟆ Oh joysSSSs꠹
The yard calls for me. Like an angles song bro. I yearn for the yard.
My gf is scared of drag queens. Have a good night chat.
tel lher dont watch too many scary movies before bedtime otherwise u might be there
is she afraid of rainbowws? moonsets?
Nah but she is afraid of fursuits.
My girlfriend and I have both been busy, and haven't gotten to spend much time together. And during pride month too. Broastrophe if you will.
I also have really bad heartburn, but I think that unrelated to MLP.
Watching MLP infection AU. Broskis, you think I do that?
oh hey ur not ded
Somehow I'm still kicking.
I despise warm rain bro, makes my feel perpetually damp.