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aite so i got my chimken tendies an a blizard and dirk got his 4 friggin ranch wraps + a strawberry sunday also so lmao di stri forgor the car hes pickin up has a broken ac and its leik hot af rn
mmmmm cruncgy stringy watrr
i don't think he's getting bothered by not being a bender, i think he's bothered by the fact that everyone else has grown so much, and all he can do is tell jokes and throw a boomerang. of course he underestimates how important what he actually does is, but that doesn't mean he realizes his morale and planning are so important to the group.
well that's terrifying.
secret tunnel
di stri askin why evry1 in the fier nation needs therepy
makin cake w di stri i hvent burnd his house down yet but it smells leik lemons now
yeh no the good 1
indept convis bout avatar
the moon an ocean my 2nd fav lesbians
I am going to punt that man.
yeh that was a gay man
why does dirk expain games leik this??
bein friends w dirk is a fuckin sanity test sometimes istg
sumtimes i can still hear his voice lol
this year i lost my dear bff @numberoneRainbowdashfan *friend
dirk needed me 2 help him get more bodies from the yard
₍^. .^₎⟆ Oh joysSSSs꠹
>> 1 11ked the guy w1th purp1e h@ze (fugo), but outs1de of h1m 1 1oved @bb@cch1o!!!!!! <<
>> I'm b@s1c @nd I 11ked go1den w1nd d@ best!!!!! 1ove th@t po1n@reff turns 1nto @ gd turt1e 1o1 <<
i don't think there's a bad jobro they're all super good! okutasu is silly i do really like caesar as well though
definitely, she's so cool and part four is great it has okuyasu and i love him
i fucking love stone ocean you get me
what's his favorite part? :0
oh hey ur not ded
Not rid of me yet, chittr.
Meows at you and scurries away.
Sex. #nsfw
I like gay people.
its not gonna bite u
I do it for the girls and the gays, that’s it. The majority of my constituents fall into either (or even both) category.
I simply give the people the answers they seek.
anytime im in the same room as di stri out braincells merge and bouces between us like a friggin windows screensaver
ROMANCE: LITTLE CARE FOR IT ROMANTIC SONGS: OKAY… THEY FṴN SOMETIMES
𓆩♡𓆪 → He kind♤ g♡t y♡u there. → 𓆩♠︎𓆪
o| YaH |o
ᐖ ONE TOE ᐛ
o| PlYwOoD |o
// I'M OFFICIALLY 30 BABY I CAN FINALLY USE THIS FUCKING MEME HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME!!! https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/180108781441.jpg
di stri made dinner #dirkdinner https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/f94edcb94b18.jpg
Alright I'm going to bed. Goodnight. That's it from me. I will have many meetings tomorrow, so try not to have a heart attack while I'm gone. Madame Lalonde is in charge. Goodnight. It has been much too long of a day and what did he mean by "yet"? Goodnight. Goodnight.
IGNORE HER, SUCCUMB TO YOUR GARLICKY BLISS —EMBER💥
pony town
u kno whenevr @numberoneRainbowdashfan gets sick his go 2 moive is gnomeo and juliet and ngl kina temptd to watch it instd
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D --> Splendid. Thank you
di stris wearin the yaoi panel shirt again
if i took a shot 4 everytime di stri talked about that yaoi panel he went to id be in the hopital #substance
johns judging me and dirk for liking cats u like con air john we watched that for u
omg i havent laughed that hard in forever but the fucking bunny scene after all that ? just john i am SO SORRY but that was 1 of the funniest fucking things ive ever seen
what do u mean were not even halfway trhough con air? john why do u like this thing its so fukin slooow
cheerio! ^u^
they are !!! they just live in a faraway land.. :(
2o how gay ii2 iit two be obe22ed wiith 2omeone
Absolutely devouring a guy for dinner. #nsfw
((Finding out i was blocked by a person i was writing with at one point is the funniest shit to me like man lol
ju2t iin a day? dude ii could driink one of tho2e thiing2 iin liike 3 miinute2 max
going to fight a dragon!!! @turntechGodzilla you are going down !!
hell yeah di stri!
people get wayy too mad at me saying im not labeled? like oh no ! im not gay or bisexual ! i must now be shot with guns for daring to be a secret third thing: john !
((Thank you @numberoneRainbowdashfan for helping photoshop the image))
di stri helped https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1412245249304035430/1492774944952684574/Untitled3_20260412003428.png?ex=69dc8e81&is=69db3d01&hm=8d8aff5c263865a654fccb4e233d930b8493e53d65a1b827d959890e67f437dc&
gonna dorce dirk to sing cataways with me at the nest kareoke nifht it wont be hard 2 get him to joun *castaways
aLl yOu gOtTa dO Is oPeN AnD ShUt yOuR BaThRoOm dOoR At nIgHt iTlL HaPpEn eVeNtUaLlY
oNe pErCeNt cHaNcE FoR DoCtOr fOoTbAlL To mAnEfEsT In yOuR BaThRoOm aT NiGhT
so anyways i started thinking about men with fat chests #nsfw
((Alright let's do this intro info post thing. So yeah got another Roxy account and this one is Genderfluid (any pronouns), Roxy is very transcoded to me and as an enby myself I enjoy playing with Roxy's gender like its clay. This version of Roxy as you have probably noticed if you've ever seen a post still drinks, the story reason I came up with is Roxy relapsed after being sober for several years thinking they could handle it...they couldn't, the out of universe reason is I don't have a healthy relationship with alcohol myself and having a character I relate to to project that onto is very comforting. #substance most of my post are just me posting my real thoughts that I feel are in character Uhh I have my own Dirk @numberoneRainbowdashfan an account my best friend who's a Dirk kinnie and is the person that got me into Homestuck owns Um ok so embarrassing bit to admit, this Roxy is less flirty and I don't participate is more sexual talk due to me just feeling awkward when I try, I am working on being less awkward but...I am just an awkward person lol. And finally the cat pictures shown are all of my real life cat Willow, hell all of Roxy's post aboht their cat is just me writing about Willow in character, um yeah I can't think of anything I'm missing about my Roxy I play on this account...thanks for reading.))
do other people eat the ceral then the marshmellows in lucky charms or am i just autistic?