Purrbeast Mealdisk
@exquisiteMealpreps
Purrbeast mealdisk! The best mealdisk in all of colony 2906! Open since S97!
https://forms.gle/NQHntUjjt5rZcjyd6 START GETTING EMPLOYED, SHITSTAINS. https://file.garden/aUIUhaE-qkU9G2Qr/Screenshot_20260927-174747.jpg
UNHAPPY WITH YOUR LIFE CHOICES? CONSIDERING HORRIBLE ACTIONS UPON YOURSELF? FEAR NOT YOU WEAK MINDED CHUNK OF USELESS CHUM! WITH OUR PM CERTIFIED MEALDISKS, TAKING YOUR ANTI-GLOOM MEDICATION HAS NEVER BEEN EASIER. MAIL US YOUR PRESCRIPTIONS AND WE WILL PERSONALLY PREPARE A MEALDISK WITH JUST ENOUGH FOR YOUR DAILY DOSE. FUN AND EFFECTIVE! #cw-self-harm #substances
OKAY CHUCKLEFUCKS, REMEMBER. HERE AT PM WE CARE ABOUT YOU, THATS RIGHT. YOU(R) WALLET! BUY MEALDISKS, THEY FIX YOUR SOUL AND FILL YOUR STOMACH!!
A few of our um.. current toppings! #substances https://file.garden/aUIUhaE-qkU9G2Qr/780%20sin%20t%C3%ADtulo_20260927234637.png
Theres toasted grubs! Also um.. these arent the only toppings we have.. theres moree..!
VvvvvvvvvvvV ૮×ﻌoა 💬 oh im dumb as shit and cant read ok ^^^^^^^^^^
Its okay!! Here at PM, we love uhm, all our clients equally! No matter the intelect level..
VvvvvvvvvvvV ૮×ﻌ=ა 💬 gross. do you quadbait all your clients or ^^^^^^^^^^
U..uhm.m..i uh..im s..sorry, i didnt mean t..to do that imsosorry i h..:(
VvvvvvvvvvvV ૮×ﻌoა 💬 you sicken me ૮×ﻌ=ა 💦 spits on you ૮×ﻌ=ა 🫸 pushe's you down ૮×ﻌ=ა 🦵 ki⚔︎ you in the bulge while youre down ૮×ﻌoა 💬 lil biiitch ૮×ﻌoა 💬 now tell me whos a good wagie ^^^^^^^^^^
OKAY BUDDY PRETTY FUNNY, NOW MOVE YOUR ASS ALONG IF YOU DONT WANT MY ENTIRE FIST UP YOUR NOOK. BECAUSE BELIEVE ME, I WILL SHOVE IT SO UP IN THERE ILL BE ABLE TO PICK YOUR MAW CLEAN, AND HELL. MAYBE EVEN OPERATE A LOBOTOMY. #nsfw #nsfwe #violence
VvvvvvvvvvvV ૮˵×ﻌ಄˵ა 💬 hey dont threaten me with a good time ^^^^^^^^^^
OF COURSE YOU WOULD FIND PLEASURE IN IT YOU PAINWHORE. #nsfw
VvvvvvvvvvvV ૮˵×ﻌ಄˵ა 💬 mgh keep going ^^^^^^^^^^
Hello chittr! Pm just got in uhm.. brand new mealdisk flavors! Thats right! Not just toppings but.. also dough! Call now and get yourself a searing hot mealdisk!
Yo do you guys. deliver to the fuckin. forest. The one where all those hikers went. missing a sweep back
I certainly can. I actually happen to be a delivery driver for them.
We do! We deliver anywhere physically possible! In fact, if you own a transportalizer big enough, we can send a worker through! Or um.. even if its judt big enough for your order too..
★re we going to s★y wh★t the fl★vors, ★re?
Um, we will release a menu tomorrow hopefully but.. theres a few i could say from the top of my head! Sourdough, sausage, blood, mistery flavour and lavender!
REMEMBER WORMS, DONT BE A BITCHASS MOTHERFUCKER, HAVE A MEALDISK. MEAT TOPPINGS NOW 20% OFF!
PM IS STILL HIRING CHUDS, COME AND SERVE YOURSELF A HOT SLICE OF EMPLOYEMENT.
BOO JOB APPLICATION. HAHA IM JOKING. PM HAS 20% OFF IN ALL MEAT TOPPINGS, SO GET YOURSELF A SEARING HOT MEALDISK FOR YOURSELF OR A FRIEND AT TROLLDASH.com/PurrbeastMealdisk!! OR CALL US AT 000-PURRMEAL!!
TO EARN YOU SOME EMPLOYEMENT, CLICK ON OUR PROFILE AND FILL THE FORM. CHOP CHOP. #PURRBEASTMEALDISK
https://forms.gle/NQHntUjjt5rZcjyd6 START GETTING EMPLOYED, SHITSTAINS. https://file.garden/aUIUhaE-qkU9G2Qr/Screenshot_20260927-174747.jpg
Oh thank god.
WE WILL BE OPENING JOB APPLICATIONS SOON. BE IN LINE TO SNATCH A JOB AT ANY OF OUR LOCATIONS. ITS TOOOTALLY WORTH IT, TRUST ME.
please tag your job posting.
(wait do i actually have to tag this as job posting? Ts in rp not an actual job 😓)
NO lmao phuntr is just very anti-job
THEY WANT TO REPLACE ME BECAUSE IM APPARENTLY NOT ADVERTISING CORRECTLY. THEYRE FUCKING INSANE I TELL YOU.
-|====> Fight For Your Position… Mealdisk Warrior…
WE PRIDE OURSELVES IN OUR FOOD, BUT ALSO IN OUR UNBEATEN HATE FOR HUMAN BURGERS. WHAT THE FUCK ARE EVEN THOSE?? BUY A MEALDISK DIMWITS.
PURRBEAST MEALDISK! FOR WHEN YOU HAVE THE MOST INCONVINIENT CRAVING AT THE WORST TIME! OPEN 24/7. START CALLING!!