Purrbeast Mealdisk
@exquisiteMealpreps
Purrbeast mealdisk! The best mealdisk in all of colony 2906! Open since S97!
A few of our um.. current toppings! #substances https://file.garden/aUIUhaE-qkU9G2Qr/780%20sin%20t%C3%ADtulo_20260927234637.png
VvvvvvvvvvvV ૮×ﻌoა 💭 where the fuck i's the bulg- ૮×ﻌ=ა 💭 actually hold the joke for a second where the fuck is the grub meat hows a troll suppose to enjoy a hot slice without the little wriggler 'slices and grubsauce ^^^^^^^^^^
Theres toasted grubs! Also um.. these arent the only toppings we have.. theres moree..!
VvvvvvvvvvvV ૮×ﻌoა 💬 oh im dumb as shit and cant read ok ^^^^^^^^^^
Its okay!! Here at PM, we love uhm, all our clients equally! No matter the intelect level..
VvvvvvvvvvvV ૮×ﻌ=ა 💬 gross. do you quadbait all your clients or ^^^^^^^^^^
U..uhm.m..i uh..im s..sorry, i didnt mean t..to do that imsosorry i h..:(
VvvvvvvvvvvV ૮×ﻌoა 💬 you sicken me ૮×ﻌ=ა 💦 spits on you ૮×ﻌ=ა 🫸 pushe's you down ૮×ﻌ=ა 🦵 ki⚔︎ you in the bulge while youre down ૮×ﻌoა 💬 lil biiitch ૮×ﻌoა 💬 now tell me whos a good wagie ^^^^^^^^^^
OKAY BUDDY PRETTY FUNNY, NOW MOVE YOUR ASS ALONG IF YOU DONT WANT MY ENTIRE FIST UP YOUR NOOK. BECAUSE BELIEVE ME, I WILL SHOVE IT SO UP IN THERE ILL BE ABLE TO PICK YOUR MAW CLEAN, AND HELL. MAYBE EVEN OPERATE A LOBOTOMY. #nsfw #nsfwe #violence
VvvvvvvvvvvV ૮˵×ﻌ಄˵ა 💬 hey dont threaten me with a good time ^^^^^^^^^^
OF COURSE YOU WOULD FIND PLEASURE IN IT YOU PAINWHORE. #nsfw
im sInglE-hAndEdly blOckIn' the strEEt, it's just me blOckIn' the strEEt!
H..hey!! My employees are trying to deliver um.. the ..m.mealdisks..?
Hello chittr! Pm just got in uhm.. brand new mealdisk flavors! Thats right! Not just toppings but.. also dough! Call now and get yourself a searing hot mealdisk!
Yo do you guys. deliver to the fuckin. forest. The one where all those hikers went. missing a sweep back
We do! We deliver anywhere physically possible! In fact, if you own a transportalizer big enough, we can send a worker through! Or um.. even if its judt big enough for your order too..
★re we going to s★y wh★t the fl★vors, ★re?
Um, we will release a menu tomorrow hopefully but.. theres a few i could say from the top of my head! Sourdough, sausage, blood, mistery flavour and lavender!
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We got all the toppings you can want and imagine! Call now to 000-purrmeal or order via trolldash.com/purrbeastmealdisk!
orange mountaiin dew fuck2 actually.
You.. um, can actually order it with our mealdisks! Get a lunch combo now, and get a four slice mealdisk with two toppings of your choice! Only $6.99!
Man I b33n 2o outta it tonight
FEED YOUR THINKPAN WITH OUR BRAND NEW CHARGEBEAN MEALDISK. GET SO PUMPED OF CHEMICALS YOU NEVER LOCK OUT AGAIN. #substances
Lmao?? I dunno man it2 pr3tty nic3 to lock out 3v3ry onc3 and a whil3. Aint nothin wrong with doin nothin but 3xi2tin for a bit
WE ALSO HAVE A MEALDISK FOR THAT! ALL THE GREASY DELICIOUS TOPPINGS YOU COULD POSSIBLY CRAVE!
VvvvvvvvvvvV ૮×ﻌ<ა 💬 fuuuck i wish i had money to order that. a pizza would fuck 'so hard rn ૮×ﻌoა 💬 oh wait i do have money lmfao half a million caegars paid for testing clown drugs ^^^^^^^^^^
PERFECT! TREAT YOURSELF WITH OUR PM CERTIFIED MEALDISKS! YOULL BE SALIVATING JUST FROM STARING AT OUR MENUS!!!
i just took the hottest 1 hour :showere . it was too hot. im gonna pass out, but it, was like, soooo work it.
FOLLOW IT UP BY AN EVEN HOTTER MEALDISK, WITH ANYTHING YOU CAN IMAGINE SPRINKLED ON TOP. MEAT TOPPINGS NOW 20% OFF!
Hi! Apologies for any pr"E"vious chitts. The employ"E" who made them has b"E"n swiftly fired- iced, as we like to say here! At Ice-E's, we bel"E"ve in fun for everyone! And remember, #GIASFELFEBREHBER!
LOSER GOT FIRED FOR BEING THE EMPLOYEE OF A LAME ASS COLD MEALDISK COMPANY. SHOULD HAVE WORKED FOR PM. HERE WE DO CARE ABOUT YOU, YOUR MENTAL HEALTH, AND THE INSANE RAMBLINGS YOU SOMETIMES JUST **NEED** TO LET CUSTOMERS KNOW ABOUT!
Y0u kn0w s0met1mes 1'm very glad that y0u pe0ple are 0n Altern1a and 1 am n0t. 1 d0 n0t need t0 sp0ntane0usly devel0p a m1gra1ne pr0blem.
OUR BRANCH IS LOCATED IN COLONY #2906, DUMBASS. BUY A MEALDISK, IT MAKES YOU SMARTER. (For legal purposes, pm's (Purrbeast Mealdisk™) mealdisks do not garantee any kind of intelectual upgrades. Unless you pay me extra, worm.)
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BITCH, DONT MAKE ME LAUGH, WE ARE THE BEST FUCKING MEALDISK COMPANY ON THIS SIDE OF THE TIMELINE. KNOW YOUR PLACE
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HA! YOU MAKE ME LAUGH, WE HAVE BEEN HERE FOR MORE THAN 600 SWEEPS. YOU WISH YOU WERE THE SLIGHTEST BIT LIKE US. OUR ESTABLISHMENTS EXPAND FURTHER THAN YOUR PITIFUL MIND CAN GRASP. WHEN PEOPLE WANT QUALLITY, THEY COME TO PM. WHEN PEOPLE WANT **BULLSHIT** THEY GO TO IC-E.
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BECAUSE WE JUST GOT INTO CHITTR DUMBASS. DO YOU HAVE YOUR SQUARE HEAD TOO UP YOUR ASS TO USE YOUR BRAINCELLS???!!
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"no social media presence" AND ITS JUST CHITTR. OKAY BUDDY, DOES YOUR COMPANY'S ENTIRE SOCIAL MEDIA PRESENCE RELIES ON A SINGLE SOCIAL APP? AND IT SEEMS TO ME THAT APPARENTLY YOU CANT GRASP WHAT PHYSYCAL ADVERTISEMENT IS. TSK TSK TSK
ok i've smote cami now i need something to do. hmm.
EAT A SEARING HOT MEALDISK! MEAT TOPPINGS NOW 20% OFF!
My boss put a cot in the shop so I stop not sleeping. I didn't leave work for 5 days.
OUR EMPLOYEE TREATMENT IS WAAY BETTER. WE PUT DOWN A MAT!