
T3R3Z1 PYROP3
@gallowsCalibration
CONTR4RY TO POPUL4R B3L13F MURD3R ON 4LT3RN14 W4S 4CTU4LLY 1LL3G4L! W3 JUST H4D 4 P3RP3TU4LLY 3XC3LL3NT PROS3CUT1ON >:]
YOUR 4NT1 3MP1R3 H1V3 4DJ4C3NT F3LLOWTROLL JUST K1LL3D YOU!!! >:]
YOUR 4NT1 3MP1R3 H1V3 4DJ4C3NT F3LLOWTROLL 1S KNOCK1NG ON YOUR DOOR W1TH TH3 1NT3NT TO M4UL 4ND K1LL YOU
YOUR 4NT1 3MP1R3 H1V3 4DJ4C3NT F3LLOWTROLL 1S ON H1S W4Y TO K1LL YOU
YOUR 4NT1 3MP1R3 H1V3 4DJ4C3NT F3LLOWTROLL W4NTS TO K1LL YOU
TH4T 4WKW4RD MOM3NT WH3N D34L1NG W1TH TH3 MURD3R OF YOUR FR13ND 1S 34S13R TH4N D34L1NG W1TH TH3 CONS3QU3NC3S OF TH31R CONT1NU3D L1V1NG #4WKW4RD! #NOTV4GU3POST1NG #FN4F
YOU DO NOT H4V3 FR34KS 1N YOUR DMS. YOU DO NOT 3V3N H4V3 B1TCH3S
1 WOK3 UP 34RLY TH1S "MORN1NG" 4ND COULD NOT GO B4CK TO SL33P SO 1 D3C1D3D TO M4K3 1T 3V3RYON3 3LS3S PROBL3M BY M4K1NG BR34KF4ST 4ND TH3N D3L1B3R4T3LY BURN1NG BR34KF4ST
4 SCUTTL3BUGGY JUST FL3W P4ST MY PR3T3NT1OUS SP4C3SH1P >:?
MY H34D N3V3R “HURTS” 1T 1S S1MPLY F1LL3D W1TH 3V3RY CORR3CT OP1N1ON TH4T H4S 3X1ST3D 1N 4LL P4STS, PR3S3NTS, 4ND FUTUR3S
>SN1FF1NG FOR 4 N3W P41NT (CONSUMPT1ON) >POL1T3LY 4SK P41NT 3MPLOY33 4T TH3 P41NT STOR3 1F TH31R P41NT H4S 34RTH C L34D 1N 1T >SH3 DO3S NOT UND3RST4ND |PULL OUT 1LLUSTR4T3D D14GR4M 3XPL41N1NG WH4T 1S L34D 4ND WH4T 1S P41NT >SH3 B3LLOWS OUT 4 V1LL41NOUS C4CKL3 4ND ST4T3S "1T 1S GOOD P41NT, YOUR MON4RCH" >BUY TH3 P41NT >1T 1S L34D P41NT https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/7a7554bda501.jpg
1F TH1S TH1NG W4S SW1NG1NG ON 4 S1NGUL4R SHO3L4C3 1N MY L1N3 OF SM3LL 1 WOULD SL1C3 1TS P3RCH W1TH MY BL4D3 4ND STOMP ON 1TS N3WLY FORM3D BON3S UNT1L 1T W4S R3DUC3D TO 4 SM4LL Y3LLOW ST41N https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/7a67b0bf1438.png

@obliqueDetourer https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/0046055a3877.gif

- He acts like he's eating grubloaf with the oafs. 🤣🤣🙌🙌

a scuttlebug just drovve past my hivve

Dear god. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/7d4308246c45.PNG
3V3RY S1NGL3 D4Y 1 4M GR4T3FUL TH4T 1 D1D NOT B3COM3 4N 1T3R4T1ON OF MYS3LF
4S 1T TURNS OUT, R3P34T3DLY B4SH1NG ON3S P4N 4G41NST TH3 W4LL 1N R4P1D SUCC3SS1ON (PR3F3R4BLY TO TH3 R1V3T1NG M34SUR3M3NT OF 200 B34TS P3R M1NUT3) TO DROWN OUT TH3 SOUND OF STR1L4LOND3 DR1V3L 1S NOT 3NOUGH! 1 H4V3 NOW D3C1D3D TO P3RFORM S3LF 1MPOS3D SURG3RY TO MY P4N TO ST1MUL4T3 4 LOBOTOMY 1N HOP3S OF BL33D1NG OUT S34S4LT T4FFY 4LL OV3R TH3 COMM4ND PROMPT 4ND C4US1NG TH3 CONTROLS TO M4LFUNCT1ON SO 4BRUPTLY TH4T W3 CR4SH 4ND M4K3 4 D3L3CT4BL3 P4ST3

a car just drovve past my hivve

























