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@gallowsCalibration

CONTR4RY TO POPUL4R B3L13F MURD3R ON 4LT3RN14 W4S 4CTU4LLY 1LL3G4L! W3 JUST H4D 4 P3RP3TU4LLY 3XC3LL3NT PROS3CUT1ON >:]

Blood: TealAge: Kult Score: 1446Kull Score: 143669 followers39 following

TH4T 4WKW4RD MOM3NT WH3N D34L1NG W1TH TH3 MURD3R OF YOUR FR13ND 1S 34S13R TH4N D34L1NG W1TH TH3 CONS3QU3NC3S OF TH31R CONT1NU3D L1V1NG #4WKW4RD! #NOTV4GU3POST1NG #FN4F

Kult: +12
Kull: +2
Total: 14
Ratio: 6.00

YOU DO NOT H4V3 FR34KS 1N YOUR DMS. YOU DO NOT 3V3N H4V3 B1TCH3S

Kult: +67
Kull: +40
Total: 107
Ratio: 1.68

yeah but not so fuckin loud alright damn

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Kull: +5
Total: 10
Ratio: 1.00

c< caN cONfirM! >c

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Ratio: 1.00

TH3Y H4T3D TROLL J3SUS(T3R3Z1)(M3) B3C4US3 H3 (TH3Y)(M3) TOLD TH3M TH3 TRUTH

Kult: +7
Kull: +7
Total: 14
Ratio: 1.00

cmon say troll jegus its expected from you by noww and youll be makin the fans happy

"TROLL J3GUS" WOULD NOT B3 4CCUR4T3 TO 1TS C4NON1C4L CONT3XT 4ND 1TS 1NF1NT3LY FUNN13R TO G1V3 YOU 4 H4RD T1M3, SO: NO >:]

1 WOK3 UP 34RLY TH1S "MORN1NG" 4ND COULD NOT GO B4CK TO SL33P SO 1 D3C1D3D TO M4K3 1T 3V3RYON3 3LS3S PROBL3M BY M4K1NG BR34KF4ST 4ND TH3N D3L1B3R4T3LY BURN1NG BR34KF4ST

Kult: +22
Kull: +12
Total: 34
Ratio: 1.83

4 SCUTTL3BUGGY JUST FL3W P4ST MY PR3T3NT1OUS SP4C3SH1P >:?

Kult: +27
Kull: +7
Total: 34
Ratio: 3.86

Took a wrong turn. Kerchow

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MY H34D N3V3R “HURTS” 1T 1S S1MPLY F1LL3D W1TH 3V3RY CORR3CT OP1N1ON TH4T H4S 3X1ST3D 1N 4LL P4STS, PR3S3NTS, 4ND FUTUR3S

Kult: +40
Kull: +20
Total: 60
Ratio: 2.00

yOU ARE PRETTY MUCH, tHE SMARTEST PERSON i KNOW,

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Total: 7

UGHHH STOP B31NG SO POST1V3 ON MY POSTS 1T 1S SO SW33T TH4T 1TS M4K1NG M3 S1CK

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bUT YOU'RE MY PAL, wHY WOULDN'T i BE KIND TO YOU?

#Relatable - MC Oleana

SOM3T1M3S

Kult: +65
Kull: +60
Total: 125
Ratio: 1.08

@caligulasAquarium

her pronouns are THEY/THEM you mediocre disc jockey wwere it not for the lawws a this land i wwould havve drubbed you until you wwere skinless

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Total: 5

wwait you already said the drubbin thing my bad

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1T 1S ONLY OK4Y 1F COMP3NS4T1ON FOR M1SG3ND3R1NG M3 4T TH1S T1M3 1S D3L1V3R3D 1N TH3 FORM OF YOUR M4TCH1NG P41R OF P4NTS TO TH3 J4CK3T 1 STOL3 FROM YOU DUR1NG TH4T BOR1NG D1SPL4Y OF UN1MPR3SS1V3 4ND SW34TY PHYS1C4L "PROW3SS". TO M3

TH4NK YOU 1N 4DV4NC3

cant take on step on this blasted site wwithout someone tryin to snatch the trousers off a me for wwearin or for huffin answwer me that redglare

1 M41NT41N MY R1GHT FOR S1L3NC3 4ND B3C4US3 YOU H4V3 COMM1TT3D 4N OBJ3CT1V3 SOC14L BLUND3R TH4T W1LL H4V3 R4M1F1C4T1ONS FOR YOUR GOOD ST4ND1NG ON TH1S W3BS1T3. TH3 US3 1S 1RR3L3V4NT UNH4ND YOUR H4B1L1M3NTS 4ND PROC33D 4S USU4L

sigh FINE twwist my flipper wwhy dont you check your inbox youll be pleased to find the requisite means for dowwnloadin my pants

Kull: +5
Total: 5

shit i looked but i didnt see nothing sorry

sorry

>SN1FF1NG FOR 4 N3W P41NT (CONSUMPT1ON) >POL1T3LY 4SK P41NT 3MPLOY33 4T TH3 P41NT STOR3 1F TH31R P41NT H4S 34RTH C L34D 1N 1T >SH3 DO3S NOT UND3RST4ND |PULL OUT 1LLUSTR4T3D D14GR4M 3XPL41N1NG WH4T 1S L34D 4ND WH4T 1S P41NT >SH3 B3LLOWS OUT 4 V1LL41NOUS C4CKL3 4ND ST4T3S "1T 1S GOOD P41NT, YOUR MON4RCH" >BUY TH3 P41NT >1T 1S L34D P41NT https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/7a7554bda501.jpg

Kult: +98
Kull: +64
Total: 162
Ratio: 1.53

Is that little frogger about to blow his noodle to smitherines.

Kult: +21
Kull: +5
Total: 26
Ratio: 4.20

Im Not One For P4int Sniffing But Those Pl4stic Cement Fumes Got Me 4cting Up Tbh https://file.g4rden/zs04wb96oyyj2o0c/goodshit.jpg

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Total: 7

WHY 4R3 YOU 4SK1NG TH3 BL1ND P3RSON WH4T 1S V1SU4LLY OCCUR1NG 1N FRONT OF YOUR TWO FUNCT1ON1NG 3Y2S? 4R3 YOU CRU3L OR STUP1D, J4K3 3NGL1SH???

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Total: 5

LOL why does ur depressed frog look like dave!!!

Kult: +5
Kull: +5
Total: 10
Ratio: 1.00

......is dave ok <:(

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Total: 5

:(

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1 4M OFF3ND3D BY TH3 4SS3RT1ON TH4T 1 4M 3NG4G1NG 1N TH3 LOWLY 4CT OF HUFF1NG H1V3HOLD 1T3MS FOR 4 CH34P H1GH. NOT ONLY 4M 1 TOO R1CH FOR 1T BUT 4LSO 1 W4S T4LK1NG 4BOUT DR1NK1NG P41NT YOU FOOL

>:]

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Kull: +7
Total: 14
Ratio: 1.00

>;]

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Kull: +7
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Ratio: 1.00

o my god i need to go check on dave

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1F TH1S TH1NG W4S SW1NG1NG ON 4 S1NGUL4R SHO3L4C3 1N MY L1N3 OF SM3LL 1 WOULD SL1C3 1TS P3RCH W1TH MY BL4D3 4ND STOMP ON 1TS N3WLY FORM3D BON3S UNT1L 1T W4S R3DUC3D TO 4 SM4LL Y3LLOW ST41N https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/7a67b0bf1438.png

Kult: +88
Kull: +73
Total: 161
Ratio: 1.21

I fear I overlooked the caption entirely when I reposted that picture. How careless of me… oh my.

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Yikes!

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Kull: +12
Total: 19
Ratio: 0.58

1 H4V3 NO 1D34 HOW YOU N3GL3CT3D TO S33 TH3 D3L3CT4BL3 P1L3 OF S34 S4LT T3XT 4T TH3 TOP OF TH3 1M4G3 BUT TH4NK YOU FOR CONF1RM1NG MY 4G3 OLD H34DC4NON OF "ROS3BOT C4NNOT R34D". 1 HOP3 TO CONF1RM MY S3COND OLD3ST WH1CH 1S TH4T ROS3 L4LOND3 C4NNOT R34D 31TH3R

Kult: +10
Total: 10

mE ToO.

Kult: +7
Kull: +2
Total: 9
Ratio: 3.50

DO NOT 4FF1L14T3 YOURS3LF W1TH M3

can u please just let the quackbeast live

Kult: +2
Total: 2

nO!!!!!!!!

Kult: +7
Kull: +7
Total: 14
Ratio: 1.00

lowwkey i wwould be tempted to approach this scenario in similar fashion but id decimate the adorable critter wwith my beam attack

3V3RY S1NGL3 D4Y 1 4M GR4T3FUL TH4T 1 D1D NOT B3COM3 4N 1T3R4T1ON OF MYS3LF

Kult: +30
Kull: +15
Total: 45
Ratio: 2.00

1 W4S GO1NG TO 4DD MOR3 BUT 4CTU4LLY 1 DO NOT N33D TO

i AM GLAD YOU ARE, tHE YOU THAT YOU ARE,

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Total: 5

HOLY SH1T

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4S 1T TURNS OUT, R3P34T3DLY B4SH1NG ON3S P4N 4G41NST TH3 W4LL 1N R4P1D SUCC3SS1ON (PR3F3R4BLY TO TH3 R1V3T1NG M34SUR3M3NT OF 200 B34TS P3R M1NUT3) TO DROWN OUT TH3 SOUND OF STR1L4LOND3 DR1V3L 1S NOT 3NOUGH! 1 H4V3 NOW D3C1D3D TO P3RFORM S3LF 1MPOS3D SURG3RY TO MY P4N TO ST1MUL4T3 4 LOBOTOMY 1N HOP3S OF BL33D1NG OUT S34S4LT T4FFY 4LL OV3R TH3 COMM4ND PROMPT 4ND C4US1NG TH3 CONTROLS TO M4LFUNCT1ON SO 4BRUPTLY TH4T W3 CR4SH 4ND M4K3 4 D3L3CT4BL3 P4ST3

Kult: +56
Kull: +25
Total: 81
Ratio: 2.24

hey but im one of the good ones right

C4N 1 T4ST3 YOUR BLOOD

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Total: 5

yeah hmu

YOU 4R3 ON3 OF TH3 GOOD ON3S

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Total: 5

thank you for your blessing

WH4T 1S T3R3Z1 PYROP3S OM3G4V3RS3 PROGNOS1S? NO ON3 PR3D1CT3D 4N 4LT3RN4T1V3 OUTCOM3 TO TH3 PH1LOSOPH1C4L QU4NDRY OF TH3 4NC13NT PROPH3TS B3C4US3 MY CLOS3 FR13NDS 4ND D34D LOV3D ON3S 4R3 4LR34DY 4W4R3 OF TH3 4NSW3R https://i.imgur.com/56V4pgs.png

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Total: 10

"3R1D4N W33K" TH1S 4ND "3R1D4N W33K" TH4T. 1 WOULD SUGG3ST 4 "G3T B1TCH3S" W33K BUT MOST OF YOU WOULD B3 UN4BL3 TO P4RT1C1P4T3

Kult: +22
Total: 22

SORRY FOR SPONT4N3OUSLY D1S4PP34R1NG 1 W4S TOO BUSY L4PP1NG 4T TH3 T4P3STRY OF F4T3 4ND T4ST1NG V4R1OUS THR34DS OF 1NT3RCONN3CT3D T1M3L1N3S 4ND NOT B31NG 4 V1RG1N TH4T 1 FORGOT TO LOG ON

Kult: +19
Kull: +5
Total: 24
Ratio: 3.80

H3LLO

Kult: +102
Kull: +70
Total: 172
Ratio: 1.46

4BSOLUT3LY NOTH1NG CONS1D3R1NG MY CURR3NT POS1T1ON 1N TH3 UN1V3RS3 (S33: SP4C3) BUT 1 H4V3 B33N OCCUPY1NG MY T1M3 W1TH P1CK1NG UP M3ND1NG MY N3GL3CT3D SC4L3M4T3S UNT1L 1 G3T BOR3D OF NURTUR1NG TH3M

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Total: 5

TH1S 1S 4 TRU3 4ND CORR3CT 4SS3SSM3NT BUT WHO 4R3 YOU???

oH, tHAT SOUNDS FUN, yOU SHOULD SEND PICS, sOMETIME!

H3LLO

@peaNut[PN]

GOOD 3V3N1NG P34NUT TH3 S3COND 3SQU1R3 TH3 TH1RD! HOW 4R3 YOU TOD4Y???

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Total: 5

H3LLO

i'm you< #467th bigge?t fan

P3RH4PS 4T 4 PR1C3

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wHAT, iS THE PRICE ASKED, mAYBE?

DO NOT S4Y YOU L1K3 1T B3C4US3 NOW 1 DONT C4R3 FOR 1T 4ND YOUV3 RU1N3D 1T

OK 1 GOT BOR3D OF TH4T QU1CKLY

Kult: +12
Kull: +7
Total: 19
Ratio: 1.71

TH4NK GOD YOU C4N 4T M1N1MUM CH4NG3 TH3 T3XT COLOR ON TH1S S1T3 B3C4US3 OTH3RW1S3 1T DO3S NOT 4CCOUNT FOR SN1FF F4T1GU3

Kult: +42
Kull: +27
Total: 69
Ratio: 1.56

can you sniff colors from your palmhusk?

1 C4N SN1FF COLORS FROM MY P4LMHUSK

Kult: +10
Total: 10

what color am i?

1 H4V3 B33N ON TH1S W3BS1T3 FOR 4 TOT4L OF 17 GRU3L1NG M1NUT3S 4ND 1 4LR34DY F33L FUCK1NG S1CK TO MY STOM4CH

Kult: +49
Kull: +15
Total: 64
Ratio: 3.27

4H4H4H4H4H4H4H4H4H4H4H4H4H4H4H4H4H4H4H4H4H4H4!

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Total: 10

Yeah that sounds about right.

t0 be h0nest that happens even t0 th0se 0f us wh0 can't taste c0l0rs.

"NO OR1G1N4L CH1TTS Y3T" TH1S D3SP3R4T3 S1T3 S4YS, D3SP3R4T3LY, L1K3 TH3 SUPPOS3D D3SP3R4T3 QU4DR4NTM4T3 WHO 1S #D3SP3R4T3 FOR YOU (TH3 P3RSON R34D1NG TH1S!) TO T4K3 YOUR F1RST 4BLUT1ON 4FT3R 4 P3R1G33 #TYP1C4L

Kult: +92
Kull: +65
Total: 157
Ratio: 1.42

Is that you in your profile picture? :)

M4YB3

WHY

Followed!

jOkEs oN YoU I DiDnT EvEn rEaD ThIs sHiT. i gOt nO IdEa wHaT It sAyS MoThEr fUcKeR.

TH3 B1GG3R JOK3 1S TH4T 1 THOUGHT YOU W3R3 GR4C1OUSLY D34D 4G41N

yEaH GuEsS ThE SoPoRiFiCs aRe oN YoUr fAcE :o) AlL DrIpPiNg dOwN AnD StAiNiNg yOuR ClOtHeS AnD ShIt. YoU LoOk lIkE A MoThEr fUcKiNg cOoL RiGhT NoW. hOnK.

TH1S W4S BOTH 4 GROSS VIOL4T1ON OF MY BODY G1V3N HOW YOUV3 4LMOST PORNOGR4PH1C4LLY D3SCR1B3D MY DRUG SO4K3D THR34DS 4ND 4 COMPL1M3NT YOU D1D NOT 1NT3ND SO 1LL JUST T4K3 1T 3V3N 1F B31NG COMPL1M3NT3D BY YOU 1S SOM3HOW WORS3 TH4N B31NG 1NSULT3D

Kult: +5
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Ratio: 1.00

i'm gOnN MoThEr fUcKiNg eAt yOu bOnEs aNd aLl.

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