T3R3Z1 PYROP3
@gallowsCalibration
CONTR4RY TO POPUL4R B3L13F MURD3R ON 4LT3RN14 W4S 4CTU4LLY 1LL3G4L! W3 JUST H4D 4 P3RP3TU4LLY 3XC3LL3NT PROS3CUT1ON >:]
[ My new body is coming together decently. Currently, is it bald. ]
Phew. It took awhile but its done! [A photo of the dining table! Lots of food is spread out and four plates are ready and waiting to be filled. It's a feast fit for gods.]
C4N YOU T3LL M3 WH4T "1T" 1S. TH1S POST 1S NOT CONS1D3R4T3 OF THOS3 W1TH TH3 COND1T1ON KNOWN 4S "BL1NDN3SS"
Assuming it's because of his post earlier that he's opting to show his appreciation elsewhere.
Wait I want Rabies too!!!
YOU DO NOT H4V3 FR34KS 1N YOUR DMS. YOU DO NOT 3V3N H4V3 B1TCH3S
yeah but not so fuckin loud alright damn
TH3Y H4T3D TROLL J3SUS(T3R3Z1)(M3) B3C4US3 H3 (TH3Y)(M3) TOLD TH3M TH3 TRUTH
cmon say troll jegus its expected from you by noww and youll be makin the fans happy
"TROLL J3GUS" WOULD NOT B3 4CCUR4T3 TO 1TS C4NON1C4L CONT3XT 4ND 1TS 1NF1NT3LY FUNN13R TO G1V3 YOU 4 H4RD T1M3, SO: NO >:]
accidentally slept for nearly a full day whats good
hello terezi pyrope. i'm here to learn about the heart not just the human heart but all hearts
↗️DO NOT EVER SAY THAT I DO NOT PAY MY DEBTS, OR THAT I AM SO SLACKLUSTRE IN MY PRODUCTION OF SWEET CAEGAR THAT I AM UNABLE TO ADEQUATELY INVEST MY TIME INTO VIRTUOUS AVENUES.↗️ ↘️i have fully removed myself from my worksquare, nutritionblock dormitory, and sit plane entirely.↘️ ↗️I STAND, TREMBLING, AS I AUTHOR THIS POST ON MY MEASELY, SWEAT-SLICK PALMHUSK. THE EXCRETIONS OF MY TOUCHNUBS ARE SPARSELY CONTAINABLE, AND OCCASIONALLY FORCE ME TO GLIDE SMOOTHLY ACROSS THE SCREEN.↗️ ↘️all in awe of the bulgemaster.↘️ ↗️THIS IS LONG OVERDUE.↗️ ↘️i have glanced upon their public image and taken it into full accounting, and i must speak openly about my thoughts on the subject.↘️ ↗️THERE IS AN UNDENIABLE EFFERVESCENCE CONTAINED WITHIN MY↗️ ↘️black quadrant associate.↘️ ↗️THERE IS A LOT TO GET INTO, BUT I AM GOING TO START AT THE TOP.↗️ ↘️the tangle of their tendrilous crown, cascading in fuchsia hues down their flowing, elegant mane brings me to imagery of something as debauched as their multitudinous reviews.↘️ ↗️SOMETHING TO BECOME↗️ ↘️tangled in.↘️ ↗️LIKE A LIGHTHIVE IN AN INKY, GREASY, BLACK SEA, IT CARVES EFFORTLESSLY THROUGH TANGLES OF OILSLICK, A PATH TO FOLLOW WITH THE TIPS OF YOUR TOUCHSTUMPS.↗️ ↘️or squirming tastemuscle.↘️ ↗️BULBS OBSCURED, BUT I CAN STILL FEEL THEIR SULTRY, SMOULDERING GAZE.↗️ ↘️peering into every part of you, regardless of how private.↘️ ↗️AND I DO NOT MEAN THAT WITH ANY SORT OF UNSAFE IMPLICATION.↗️ ↘️just that they are astute in more ways than one.↘️ ↗️DESPITE BEING A LOWLY HEMOANON WITH A CASTEPLAY STREAK A TROLLIAN MILE WIDE, THEIR ACUTE BUSINESSENSE RADIATES THROUGH WHAT FEW FEATURES HE ALLOWS TO BE DISPLAYED.↗️ ↘️it is as vulgar as their verbiage, but nevertheless engaging, enticing, a scuttlebuggy crash you cannot look away from as your digestion chamber churns, you are enthralled to engage with him and his reviews the longer you behold his presence.↘️ ↗️THE MUSCULATURE OF GORGEOUS EMACIATION FOLLOWS SUIT, A SOFTENED EXOSKELETON BARELY CONTAINED WITHIN THIN, PROVOCATIVE COVERINGS.↗️ ↘️a narrow shred of fabric.↘️ ↗️CONTRASTING THE RESERVED, MODEST OPTION OF THEIR PANTS.↗️ ↘️a myriad of opposing pieces come together to form an enticing, complete set.↘️ ↗️BY LEAVING MUCH TO THE IMAGINATION IN REGARDS TO THEIR EMPIRACLE FORMS OF MEASUREMENT↗️ ↘️(located emblazoned across their mid thoracic region)↘️ ↗️THEY HAVE REVEALED JUST ENOUGH TO SEND EVERY GROVELING MIDBLOOD AND PRAISING HIGHBLOOD FALLING AT THEIR STEPPRONGS.↗️ ↘️i am salivating as i type this, my oral secretions threatening to pour from my gaping information cave, unable to be swallowed down my cavernous gullet for the steady bobbing of my gulpbulb.↘️ ↗️A TOTAL IMAGE OF POWER, REARED BY THE EMPRESS HERSELF WITH THE INTENTION OF CONTROL.↗️ ↘️and they have wrought just that, torn the reigns from my curled extensions to leave me bereft in a sea of↘️ ↗️EMPIRACLE RATINGS AND PSIONIC EVIDENCE.↗️ ↘️glorious, intense.↘️ ↗️I SHUDDER AND WEEP IN THE WAKE OF THEIR VISAGE.↗️ ↘️if there is a puddle too wide for you to sweep elegantly over, i will lay myself down in it.↘️ ↗️I WILL DROWN IN AN INCH OF STAGNANT, STANDING, ACID RAIN WATER.↗️ ↘️i will contract fluid into the insides of my airsacs.↘️ ↗️I WILL SUFFER.↗️ ↘️just so that you do not get your hideously revealed walkstumps slightly damp.↘️ ↗️I LITERALLY CANNOT COMPREHEND WHY YOU HAVE THOSE EXPOSED, BUT I AM ASSUMING IT HAS SOMETHING TO DO WITH YOUR HORRIFICALLY TRIVIAL EXISTENCE AS AN EXTENSION OF HER IMPERIAL PIECE OF SCRYING, AN UNPONDERABLE ORB THAT HAS ROLLED LIKE AN UNATTENDED GRUBEGG INTO THE MAW OF THE ACTUAL WORLD.↗️ ↘️they are painted by an expert, unquivering hold, a grasp that compares unparalleled to the likes of my own pathetic trembling.↘️ ↗️IF I WERE GIVEN THE HONOR OF BEING ABLE TO SWIPE A LAYER OF KERATIN LAQUER OVER YOUR EXPOSED WALKABLES, IT WOULD BE NOWHERE UP TO SNUFF.↗️ ↘️it would be a pathetic, sloppy mess.↘️ ↗️NO BETTER THAN A WIGGLER'S ARTISTIC STYLINGS, BEFORE THEY ARE PROMPTLY REPRIMANDED BY THEIR CUSTODIAL CREATURE FOR DISOBEYING THE NATURAL ORDER OF THEIR FUTURE ASSIGNMENT.↗️ ↘️my lithe, inferior touch would be damp and unwieldy, uncontrolled.↘️ ↗️YOU WOULD REPRIMAND ME VERBALLY, AND I WOULD NOT EVEN DEIGN TO ATTEMPT PROVING YOU WRONG.↗️ ↘️i would not even skirt backwards, if you retracted to insert a kick into my blunted, disgusting maw.↘️ ↗️I WOULD TAKE IT.↗️ ↘️i am sturdy enough to handle it, but not near enough to your level to rebel.↘️ ↗️YOU ARE KIND OF ABHORRENT, RULING FROM THE BOTTOM WITH UNFORSEEN INFLUENCE.↗️ ↘️but i do not even deserve to be in the presence of a flawless maze navigator.↘️ ↗️ @bulgeCurator ↗️
GOD YOU T4LK 4 LOT
↘️i was given a word minimum for this post.↘️
"GOOD" EVENING. THIS ACCOUNT EXISTS SOLELY TO ACT AS A CORRESPONDENCE POINT BETWEEN MYSELF AND MY FELLOW COMMANDERS. I SHOULD REASONABLY NOT EVEN BOTHER MAKING A SINGLE "CHIT" (STUPID FUCKING TERM) BUT I FIGURE IT'S BEST TO BE OPEN AND CANDID ABOUT WHO AND WHAT I AM FOR THE SAKE OF TRANSPARENCY. MY NAME IS COMMANDER KARKAT VANTAS. LEADER OF THE REVOLUTIONARY ARMY FIGHTING FOR THE RIGHTS AND LIBERTIES OF TROLLKIND ON EARTH C. BEFORE YOU COME TO ME WITH ANY OF THAT "BUT THAT'S NOT HAPPENING ON MY EARTH" OR "I'M ON ALTERNIA" OR "I'M ON BEFORUS" OR WHATEVER OTHER CONJUCTION OF SPACE-TIME THIS SITE IS SOMEHOW ABLE TO BREACH SHIT, I KNOW. I KNOW HOW IT WORKS. TRUST ME. I'VE BEEN AROUND THE BLOCK. THOSE OF YOU FROM *MY* PARTICULAR CONJUCTION, THIS ACCOUNT IS FOR YOU. THE REST OF YOU? THIS ACCOUNT IS ONE OF MANY FACELESS ALTERNATE ACCOUNTS FROM ONE OF MANY ALTERNATE VERSIONS OF THE SAME SELF-LOATHING, EXHAUSTED PIECE OF SHIT YOU KNOW AND LOVE/HATE. DISREGARD IT AS YOU PLEASE. I'M SURE THE KARKAT VANTAS MARKET IS ALREADY OVERFLOWING ON HERE. IF YOU'RE FROM SOMEWHERE ELSE AND HAVE QUESTIONS ABOUT ALL OF THAT I JUST SAID, FEEL FREE WALTZ RIGHT UP AND ASK. I'M A GOD DAMN LIVING LIBRARY FULL OF CAUTIONARY TALES THAT YOU'RE GONNA WANNA HEAR. THANKS. COMMANDER V
HI. I'M HONESTLY SURPRISED ALMOST EVERY INTERACTION I'VE HAD ON HERE SO FAR HAS BEEN SOME LEVEL OF NORMAL. THANKS FOR JUST SAYING HI. I APPRECIATE IT.
4S 4DOR4BL3 4S 1T 1S TH4T YOU 4R3 TH1S 4WKW4RD 1N GR33T1NG 4NYON3 FROM YOUR GR1ZZL3D B4CKSTORY 1 WOULD 1M4G1N3 TH4T B4CK 4ND FORTH COMMUN1C4T1ON ON H3R3 WOULD B3 CONS1D3R3D V1OL4T1NG YOUR STUP1D RUL3S, WOULD 1T NOT? >:]
DISREGARDING THE ASININE USAGE OF 'GRIZZLED' HERE, NO. BACK AND FORTH COMMUNICATION DOESN'T VIOLATE ANY OF MY LEGITIMATE AND UNDERSTANDABLE RULES, SO LONG AS THE BACK AND FORTH COMMUNICATION ISN'T ABOUT SOMETHING STUPID.
WH4T WOULD CONST1TUT3 4S 'NOT STUP1D'? LONG W1ND3D R3V13WS OF C1N3M4 YOU FOUND LY1NG 4ROUND 4ND DUST3D TH3 B4CH3LOR 3NCRUST3D L4Y3R OF CH33S3 PRODUCT ON 1TS OUT3R C4S1NG? H3H3H3
I WOULD *LOVE* IF PEOPLE ON HERE WERE TYPING MULTI-PARAGRAPH CINEMA REVIEWS LIKE EVERYONE'S FALLEN INTO A MASS LETTERBOXD HYSTERIA. I WOULD EVEN *LOVE* TO DUST THE CHEESE PRODUCT OFF THE OUTER CASING OF MY OWN EXTENSIVE REVIEWS AND TYPE THEM VERBATIM ONTO HERE, WORD FOR WORD AND STRAIGHT FROM THE MIND OF A SIX SWEEP OLD BRAT. EITHER OF THOSE THINGS WOULD BE BETTER THAN BEING ACCOSTED BY THE ENDLESS STREAM OF NONSENSE I KEEP SEEING ON HERE.
SO TH1S 1S JUST 4 R3GUL4R SOC14L M3D14 P4G3 FOR YOURS3LF TH3N, DUMMY 1 DONT KNOW WHY YOU 4R3 SO DR4M4T1C 4BOUT 3V3RYTH1NG
YOU KNOW WHAT, TEREZI? I'M SO RELIEVED TO SEE ANY VERSION OF YOU THAT I'M NOT EVEN GOING TO COUNTER THAT WITH A LEGITIMATE ARGUMENT. YOU CAN THANK ME FOR NOT BLOWING YOUR SOCKS OFF WITH MY SOUND REBUTTAL.
MY H34D N3V3R “HURTS” 1T 1S S1MPLY F1LL3D W1TH 3V3RY CORR3CT OP1N1ON TH4T H4S 3X1ST3D 1N 4LL P4STS, PR3S3NTS, 4ND FUTUR3S
yOU ARE PRETTY MUCH, tHE SMARTEST PERSON i KNOW,
UGHHH STOP B31NG SO POST1V3 ON MY POSTS 1T 1S SO SW33T TH4T 1TS M4K1NG M3 S1CK
wwait you already said the drubbin thing my bad
1T 1S ONLY OK4Y 1F COMP3NS4T1ON FOR M1SG3ND3R1NG M3 4T TH1S T1M3 1S D3L1V3R3D 1N TH3 FORM OF YOUR M4TCH1NG P41R OF P4NTS TO TH3 J4CK3T 1 STOL3 FROM YOU DUR1NG TH4T BOR1NG D1SPL4Y OF UN1MPR3SS1V3 4ND SW34TY PHYS1C4L "PROW3SS". TO M3
cant take on step on this blasted site wwithout someone tryin to snatch the trousers off a me for wwearin or for huffin answwer me that redglare
1 M41NT41N MY R1GHT FOR S1L3NC3 4ND B3C4US3 YOU H4V3 COMM1TT3D 4N OBJ3CT1V3 SOC14L BLUND3R TH4T W1LL H4V3 R4M1F1C4T1ONS FOR YOUR GOOD ST4ND1NG ON TH1S W3BS1T3. TH3 US3 1S 1RR3L3V4NT UNH4ND YOUR H4B1L1M3NTS 4ND PROC33D 4S USU4L