Reginald
@theButler
How may I be of service?
@xxScenegrlxx Is there anything else I might assist you with, Madam Barkbuxx?
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@cryhoundColoratura Please enjoy, Master Florid. I have also located a "good boy" eager to receive kisses. Please ring if I might assist you further.
DAWWWWW thank you Reginald I’m gonna fuck UPP this egg with my new pal
-- REGINALD (THE BUTLER) has committed JAYWALKING --
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OBJECTION! NO YOU WON'T because i'll prove your innocence* beyond a reasonable doubt**
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D --> I can't believe this
Very good, Master Treats. I will wait to attend the gallows.
READING ONTO THE RECORD! the defense has already found a witness who will deliver testimony based on Mr. Reginald's good character & being INCAPABLE of BELIEVING he would commit such an act
From the Estate of Master Declan (@pricelessFish): This is a post.
@happyClouds Will you be needing anything else, Madam?
From the estate of Ms. Bandit: Mr. Grumnis (@robinhoodCat), It is with great affection that I write to you, my dearest friend. It has been far too long since our last correspondence, and I feel your absence in a manner most palpable. I must admit to you, however, that I write not only as a profession of love, but to seek your aid in a most pressing concern. You see, my friend, my buggie is once again in need of service, and I can think of no better mechanic to assist me. I hope this letter finds you well, and look forward to your response. Your faithful companion, Ms. Bandit (@nooseboundAcinonyx)
𓂃𓊝𓂃 Was a call n0t an 0pti0n? I'll see what i can d0. 𓆝
𓂃𓊝𓂃 It's n0 b0ther, it's very nice 0f y0u t0 c0∿ply. 𓆝
@neonAllnight As promised, Madam.
thank you reginald
Will that be all for this evening, Sir or Madam?
ᐖ SNOOZE TIME FOR REGGIE??? ᐛ
Courtesy of: @robinhoodCat @nooseboundAcinonyx
@abstractCollector I do hope this will suffice, Sir.
@singularityManifest I apologize sincerely for the delay, Madam Sylink. The good stationery was not where I recalled it being.
★h th★nk you Regin★ld, ★nd there's no need to ★pologize.
@eclecticEngineer • Replace all letters with the same character • Replace all letters with random characters • Scramble the most commonly used letters in the alphabet (E, T, A, O, I, N, S, H, R, and D) • Append an inconveniently large prefix, suffix, or both to your messages • Insert a pun into every word • Redact all messages • Forget how to type
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But of course, Mx. Pascal. Please inform me if you are in need of further assistance.
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That is very kind of you, Mx. Pascal. Nevertheless, it is my job to serve you.
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